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MALHEUR ENTERPRISE.
SMITH PAYS
as follows for good, fresh pro
duce he never charges com
mission: Live Chickens 15c
Dressed Chickens... 16c to 17c
Live Ducks 16c to 18c
Dressed Geese, 16c
Dressed Turkeys, 250
Dressed Hogs 100
Dressed Veal up to 130 lbs lie
Large Veal Less.
Address,
FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO.
"fighuni tie Beef Trust"
PORTLAND. OREGON.
That Real Estate A treat.
House-hunter Seems to me this
bouse isn't very well built. The floor
hakes when we walk.
Agent Um y-e-s; that's the new
kind of spring floor for dancing, you
know.
Househunter And these stairs
creak terribly.
Agent Y-e-s; we furnish this new
paent, burglar alarm staircase with
out extra charge. Leslie's Weekly.
Troubles ( the Ancient a.
Penelope was bewailing the protract
ed absence of Ulysses..
"I might as well be the wife of a
fimmeroial traveler," she said, "and
it done with It!"
Scorning: to avail herself of an easy
divorce, she plunged deeper than ever
into the pages of the Ladles' Home
Journal for consolation.
Jfo Chance for aa Argument.
"If you had any life In you, Henry,"
she snapped,
"You'd go out there and (Ire the
cook!"
"But I haven't, you see, Flo," he pla
cidly yapped;
And he burled himself in a book.
Chicago Tribune.
Only One "BROMO QUININE"
That la LAXATIVE BKOMO QUININE. Look
for the signature of E. W. Grove. Used the
World over to Cure Cold in One Day. 26c
He Did Not Healtate.
"You must rest," said the specialist,
After a knowing thumping on the pop
ular preacher's person. "You will be
in the next world in three months un
less you go abroad and take a complete
rest."
"Oh, then I'll go abroad at once,"
replied the preacher, quite Innocently.
Da Reerard for Appearance.
"Maria, this telephone call Is for you.
Airs. Hlghmore wants to talk to you."
"Mrs. Hlghmore? Gracious! And I
look like a fright! John, hold the wire
. minute till I do up my hair!"
SEEDS
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UTZER
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Some Excellent Rooms
Still on Sale lor
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tj 1 and Superbly Fitted I m
AOUND THE WORLli
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including all necessary expenses.
ROUTE: Japan, China, Philippines, Borneo,
Java, Burma, India, t eyion, rgypi, Italy, etc.
An unusual chance to visit unusually attractive
places.
SsOT ORIENT CRUISE
February 6, 1910. by S. S, "Grosser Kurfuerst."
73 d ivs. Including 24 days Egypt and Palestine.
$400 up, including hotels, shore excursions, etc.
FRANK C. CLARK Times Bldg. New York
Painless Dentistry
9 Oat of town peoph
. $ can bit. tneir pmu
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Molar Crowns 5.0C
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f Enam.l Fillings 1.0C
' I 8ilr Fillings .06
fc' Inlay Fillings 2.50
ML W. A. Wilt, raaassr issMaai
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Palnloea r-jtreclioe rree . hen claws or bridge work
bordered. Voneullatlon lfree, Yoa cannot sot betltn
painlm work done anywhere. All work fully mar.
enleed. aiouera elrtrlo equipment. Keet motlied.
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A Kttl Daasrer.
"Gentlemen," eald the president oi
the publlo service corporation, in hie
address to the stockholders, 'it le my
duty end pleasure to Inform you that
our balance aheet for the year now
closing; will ahow a highly satisfactory
condition of affairs. We have added
materially to our assets, and our prof
Ita have been such that we shall be
able to declare a very handsome dlvl
dend. In fact, gentlemen," he added,
lowering; his voice, "our prosperity
gives me some uneasiness. I cannot
disguise or conceal from you an appre
henslon that J. Plerpont Morgan may
have found It out and may be even now
preparing to open his jaws and engulf
this corporation In his capacious an
insatiable maw!"
A dense silence ensued, and a thrill
of horror ran through the assembly.
Well may we ask, "Who Is safe theae
day a T" Chicago Tribune.
Mothers wm find Mrs. Wlnslows Soothing
eyrup tne nest remedy to use ioi tueir cnuureo
aurwg uo teeming penuu
Maori Sairragettee.
Women of the Maori tribe of New
Zealand are now appearing as features
of the show at tbe Hippodrome In New
York City, and as they are educated
and cultivated persons, and have the
right to full suffrage In their native
land, they chose three delegates to rep
resent them at Mrs. Pankhurat's lec
ture in Carnegie hall recently. They
were Klrl Matao, widow of . an old
Maori chief; Waapl, a young political
leader and a prohibitionist, and Drana,
who is 21, and cast her vote for the
Conservatives at the last election. Eng
lishmen in New Zealand have extend'
ed to women all the rights they them
selves have, and that Mrs. Pankhurst
and the English suffragettes of all
sorts ask for. Springfield Republican
Ho Misrepresentation.
Boarder (at summer resort) Didn't
your booklet say there were no mos
Qultoes hereT
Proprietor It did, sir, and It told the
exact truth. We had the booklet print
ed In February, and I am prepared to
prove that there wasn't a blamed
(slap) mosquito within 600 miles of
here at that time. Chicago Tribune.
Slot Muculne for Suicide.
Wa3hlngton. "Drop a penny in the
slot and get a ticket to the other
world" might be the inscription on
machine that Is suggested by Rev. Dr
Donald Guthrie, of Baltimore. Dr.
Quthrle was talking on "Calvinism" at
the closing session of the synod of
Baltimore at the Metropolitan Presby.
terlan Church here. At the close of a
plea for a wholesome, enthusiastic in
terest In life,' he said: "Life has be
come so meaningless and so useless
to some that I advocate the setting up
of a suicide machine where one can
deposit a cent and be killed easily and
respectably."
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PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed to cure any case
of Itching. Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in
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Instruetlve LIttIo Story.
Truth was lying at the bottom of a
well.
"I like It down here," said Truth
"the water's fine."
But nobody paid any attention.
Whereupon Truth, disgusted, applied
a short and ugly word to Itself and
kicked the bucket. Chicago Tribune.
One of that Asatmilatora.
Stranger What do you do with the
vast swarms of Immigrants that land
on your shores every year?
Prominent Gothamlte We don't
have anny throuble, sor, in asstmylat-
ln' thlm.
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Uoi.Ce MeatlO.
The Mlaslngr Tart.
Landlady You say the chicken
soup isn't good? Why, I told the cook
bow to make it. Perhaps she didn't
catch the Idea. Boarder No; I
think It was the chicken she didn't
catch.
The
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Cough bf
onsumwon
X
Your doctor will tell you that
fresh air and good food are
the real cures for consumption.
But ofteq the cough Is very
hard. Hence, we suggest that
you ask your doctor about
your taking Ayer's Cherry
Sectoral. It controls the tick
ling, quiets the cough.
From ioo,ooo to aoo.ooo a Year
Said to Die In America of
Preventable Causes.
WARNING BY CENSUS CHIEF.
Dr. C. L. Wilbur of Vital Statistic!
Department at Washington.
Has Becommendations.
From 100,000 to 200,000 children
.inder 5 years ot age die every year
from preventable causes in the United
States, in the opinion of Dr. Cressy
L. Wilbur, chief ot vital statistics ot
the census bureau, who has prepared
a bulletin on the basis of present-day
knowledge of sanitary measures. Dr.
Wilbur believes that prompt registra
tion of births and a more careful and
precise statement ot the causes of
death by physicians are needed.
Of the number of deaths returned
for 1908691,574 which covers the
registration area. Dr. Wilbur has
found that nearly one-fifth were of In
fants of under 1 year old and more
than one-fourth of children under 5
years of age. Reduced to figures. Dr.
Wilbur makes the following estimates:
More than one-eighth of a million
babies under 1 year old and fully
200,000 children under 5 died among
about one-half of the population ot
the United States in the year men
tioned. It is considered probable that
fully 200,000 more died in cities and
states not included in the census
bureau death registration area.
In this connection Dr. Wilbur quotes
Prof. Irving Fisher's conclusion that
of all the diseases of Infancy having
the median age 1 year 47 per cent may
be prevented, and that of the diseases
of childhood having a median age of
2 to 5 years 67 per cent may be pre
vented. "It does not seem unreasonable," Dr.
Wilbur says, "when we consider the
fact that there Is apparently no rea
son why infants, if properly born
and this means simply the prevention
of ante-natal disease and the improve
ment of the health and conditions of
life of their parents should die in
early infancy or childhood except from
the comparatively few . accidents that
are unavoidable."
The bulletin continues with a state
ment that the general death rate of a
country Is dependent largely upon its
infant mortality and says:
"In the light of the figures quoted it
would seem that practical sanitation
has only made a beginning in the
work ot preventing the occurrence of
infant and child mortality. The
ground has only been scratched over.
Deep stirring of the soil and thorough
cultivation of all the means available,
with our present scientific and medical
knowledge for the guarding of young
IlveB, would produce startling and
from all human experience, almost un
believable, results."
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We kafcesi mmm !
7 'teas ea saeeieiacc
We .e yea le
eeaeitit gee
ijers
On of Aver's fills si bedtime will cause
a Incretesd gov of kale, tni produce
tsaile Isssiite feci ibe d.v fellewlm .
lermule ea ea (he tl te teur
Joiior. II will wfttlersissi sit il(se,
, s elll st eeeiime,
as? IM f .fceVe a, U9t
Margin, by landing the $5,000-trot at
Phoenix, Ariz., placed to her credit as
the season's earnings over $25,000.
Manager Stalllngs of the New York
American League base ball team hue
completed arrangements for his team
to train at Athens, Ga., next spring,
Before 3,000 people at Winnipeg,
Man., Alf Shrubb defeated Tom Lonsr
boat in a sixteen-mile race by three
laps. Time, 1 hour 35 minutes 60 sec
onds.
Some of the horses owned by Louis
W. Wlnans, of Brighton, England, In
cluding Allen Winter, 2:06j, and Sll
lko, 2:11V4. will be raced In America
next season.
A six-club basket ball league has
been formed In the Twin Cities, con
sisting of two St. Paul and four Min
neapolis quints. The organization will
be known as the Twin City Basket
I'm II League.
The University of California, like
Stanford University, hue abandoned
rowing as a 'varsity sport Carlisle
Indians and Holy Cross have dropped
basket ball as an Intercollegiate sport
for the coming season.
Directum, 2:064, died recently at
Savage, Minn. lie was the world's
champion 4-year-old trotter, ex-cham-
pton trotting stallion and one of the
foremost sires of the day. To his
credit are five 2:10 trotters, all having
records.
Lady Jeanette, the young pacing
mare owned my O. M. Cotton of Au
burn, Neb., trained and driven by
Frank Dally, won $ 1.24 & at meetings
near home the past season, where the
purses were small. She was started
seven times and won three firsts, three
seconds and one third.
A recent fire at Upland farm, Oreen
burg. Pa., unfortunately resulted in the
loss of the promising race horse and
sire, Maj. HlKglnson, 2 : 1 V4 - All told,
seven valuable horses perished In the
flamee. L. V. and Julian B. Huff are
tbe proprietors of the farm.
It is thought that Ed Spencer, the
big Scranton catcher, who jumped the
Boston' Americans lust season, will be
with the New York Giants next year,
as McGraw has negotiated his release
from the Indianapolis club of the
American Association, with which
Spencer had signed.
Wisconsin and Chicago battled In a
sensational I to I tie game of foot ball
on Marshall field at Chicago, and when
SHE IS NEVES STILL.
fcewklaar Chair Irmwolle of Aanerlewa
Womaa'a Nervosa Energr,
According to Marc Debral, the
french writer, there Is no such thing
In American society as an Ingenue. A
lebut&nte will appear to be shy as
ihyness is always sweetly attractive
but her efforts are not always a suo
;ess as they are so palpably assumed.
'The typical wealtfhy young American
tirl," writes M. Debral, "is very wide
wake as to the practical side of life
ind Is even more audacious than her
narrled sister; and yet the latter has
jomplete liberty of action. The organ
ization of her household simplifies do
mestic cares for the mistress of the
Souse. Servants are hard to get, to be
sure, but, on the other hand, their
work Is made easy for them by all
sorts of modern contrivances. Ice
boxes are filled with canned foods to
be used In case of unexpected de
mands. What with steam heat, elec
tric light and elevators, the Internal
administration of a house is regulated
almost by machinery.
"The American woman feels no ob
ligation to watch over her home; her
enormous fortune makes It unneces
sary from her point of view. She Is
not a natural housekeeper and has no
love for pursuits that oblige her to
keep still, like delicate needlework
and fine embroideries. She prefers
sports and active amusements that
take her out of doors. .
"She may sing about her 'Home,
Sweet Home,' but she Is quite willing
to get away from It
"Always very busy and having a lit
tle or nothing to do, the woman of
wealth In America rushes about as
though she had a certain task to finish
t a certain time; meals are gulped
iown hurriedly, and orders given in
lid haste, without there being the
least reason for It. An incident that
came under my own observation I
thought characteristic: A young
woman came into a tea room on Fifth
avenue and ordered a cup of choco
late. After hardly touching her lips
to the cup, she Jumped up, paid for It,
and said: 'It's too hot; I can't wait.
haven't the time.' Once more on
the sidewalk she ejaculated nervously:
What shall I do now?' Then got Into
her carriage and said to the coach
man: 'Drive quickly, please,' and on
his asking for an address, she said: 'I
ion't know; straight ahead, but drive
fast'
"To go fast, straight ahead, to move
ibout in the open, laugh, fidget, chat
ter, to rush here and there without
any object but to' feel one's self alive,
rod use up one's superabundant en
ergy; nothing could be more symbolic
f all this than the American woman's
beloved rocking chair. ' Even in re
pose she swings to and fro, and must
have movement even when she is
motionless."
JtAN WHOSE CLAIMS TO FOLAJt
DISCOVERT ARE DISCREDITED.
Dr. Frederick A. Cook, whose claims
as discoverer of the north pole were
badly dashed by the decision of the
committee of the University of Copen
hagen, was born in Brooklyn forty'
four years ago and was educated la
the public schools of that city and In
the medical department ot the Univer
sity of New York. Two years after
his graduation from the medical
school, at 28, he signed as surgeon for
Peary's expedition ot 1893. That waa
his first experience as an arctlo trav
eler. In 1897 Cook accompanied aa
expedition to the antarctic and brought
back a series ot magnetic observations,
and a profile of the bed of the sea
south of Cape Horn. From 1893 till
1907 he was engaged in his alleged as
cent of Mount McKinley, but his
claims that he reached the top of the
peak are also discredited. These are
the only important events of his Ufa
previous to his recent return from the
north.
A Quaint Weddlaar.
A quaint and pretty wedding cele
brated in Trowsley, Kent, recently,
was a genuine old English affair. The
bride was Marjorle Nach, daughter of
a retired anny offlcer. The -"bridal
carriage was a farm wagon, hung
with strings of roses. There were two
seats in front, and one was vacant
on the ride to the church. Behind
the bride were the eight bridesmaids
in a double row. Three heavy farm
horses, led by farm labo.-ers in smocks,
drew the wagon. On the return from
the church the bridegroom sat beside
the bride. Fiddlers and dancers went
ahead of the bridal party, and there
was a atop at the village green, where
all the villagers were treated to cakes
and cider. Outside the carpenter shop
the bride received the gift of a wood
en spoon. The village blacksmith
same out in his apron and presented
a horseshoe to her. She received gifts
from all the shopkeepers in order
through .the village. Girls scattered
roses in the road, and the bride and
bridesmaids were in old-fashioned costumes.
The Hills of Mloaeapolle.
Budapest was at one time known in
the world as the Flour City, but along
In 1878 a young town on the bead
waters of the Mississippi, then famous
for its prairie dogs and buffaloes, had
lawyer for a citizen who made use
of the natural waterfall In the Missis
sippi to operate a flour mill.
This small beginning grew to such
vast proportions, says tbe Bakers'
Weekly, that it soon became neces
sary to build a more modern system.
and the Budapest system was adopt
ed. Such other millers as Plllsbury,
Crosby, Christian atd rjr.nfsdy had
by this time come to this young city,
and in a few ye? it became the flour
city of the world. This city was Min
neapolis. ' T-day 120,000,000 bushels
of wheat ere ground In one year Into
flour In Minneapolis.
In Cue age of Pericles, the swiftest
flouV mill in Athens produced two
bcrrels of flour In one day. There Is
one mill In Minneapolis which fills
17,000 or 18,000 barrels In ons day.
What the Greeks did in one day Min
neapolis does In 10 seconds.
The rank of rear admiral has been
conferred upon A. C. Dillingham and
Hugo Osterhous by the Nav Depart
ment.
Robert S. Parsons, of South Dakota,
former auditor of the treasury for the
Interior Department, was presented
with a handsome gold watch, appro
prlately inscribed, by the 160 employes
of that bUreau.
Legislation aimed at corporation
lawyers in Congress, especially those
representing railroads, Is the object of
a bill Introduced by Senator Borah, ot
Idaho, and referred to the Senate Judl
clal . committee. Mr. Borah - would
make it a crime punishable by a line
of $10,000 or two years' Imprisonment
for a statesman to serve a corpora
tlon.
Representative Burke of South Da
kota is endeavoring to Increase from
$1.26 to $2.60 an acre the price of lands
opened for settlement within the Chey
enne River and Standing Rock reserva
tlons. The present rate, Mr. Burke as
serts, Is contrary to promises made
when the treaty for the cession of the
reservations was made by te govern
ment
Senator Nelson, of Minnesota, wilt
bend every energy to pass at this ses
slon his bill providing for the conser
vatlon of the timber resources of the
United States. The measure has been
approved by the Secretary of the In
terlor and will soon be taken up for
action by the Senate committee on
public lands, of which Mr, Nelson Is
chairman.
Upon the recommendation of the
Secretary of Agriculture, the Secre
tary of the Interior has withdrawn
from all forms of disposition, except
by mineral entry, vacant unapproprl
ated lands in the Sacramento and Su
sanvllle land districts of California a
proposed addition to the Plumas na
tlonal forest. The withdrawn lands
approximate 118,611 acres.
A conservation estimate policy thai
It is believed will be written into the
laws of the United States was outlin
ed in a bill that will, soon be intro
duced by Representative Frederick C.
Stevens, of St. Paul. The measure pro
vides for the dlsposul of water power
sites under conditions that will pre
vent monopolization, or any tendency
to monopolization.
tbe final whistle blew there
advantage on either side.
was no
reneae for laseall.a.
The Eastman Kodak Company
of
Kvcheeter, N. V. Is swld to liava reed
te pay ll.iuo.buo lo M a. Yeinlrk and
lr, lm XI. fcarly of Columbus, oiilu, fur
llielr Invent. un tt a new protaea In the
ewauufeeture tf liutua'cf hie print .
Mr- The prvt eea, w tat. k Is Seviet, wet
IMalealed, and reiula4 lej revv4sUeat
see U tlif tei-Me U4e
Claiming that the term "Hebrew" Is
religious In Its nature, and has no
place In the reports of immigrants to
America, representatives of various
Jewish societies have appealed to the
Immigration commission asking for an
elimination of the word "Hebrew" from
Immigration report?. They desire that
Jews shall be known as Germans, Rus
sians or other nationalities, according
to the country from which they come.
Regardless of the recent old age pen
sion legislation, providing a pension
of not less than $12 per month for
practically all of the old soldiers of
I the country. Congress is still being
Carrots Made of Paper.
In HalmsCad, Sweden, Pontas Holm
itrom Is about to start a spinning mill
for making yarn out of paper. 8ucb
mills already exist In Germany and
France. So far tbe manufacture of , importuned for Increases to almost as
rugs and carpets seems to be the best
practical use of this new paper yarn.
It Is said that people In Sweden, espe
cially in tbe provinces of Ostergotland,
tre already making carpets with paper
weft. Narrow rolls of paper tape are
used, but this, of course, Is not spun.
rut Coaatry.
Church When Henry Hudson Qrst
saw this part of the world It was a
fiat country.
Gotham Well, so it ( now, Look
st all the flats we bar her la Ne
York. -Yorkers Btateotnan,
A Halaral tCrrwe,
"What's the matter lia Norsf
"I secured fcer from last mulua
eslp tm.e sod elie claluts tiisl euiUI
u Ulf ksr vwav." UvskJa uo-
great an extent as before the general
legislation was enacted.
Nearly forty paintings recently ac
quired from the collection of King
lojold of lielglum have been brought
to New York. Paintings by Van Dyok,
Goya, Rubens, Ruysduel and Tonlure
are Included.
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
Is the World's Greatest Blood
Purifier and Strength-Giver.
It builds you up. Accept no sub
stitute, but insist on having
Hood's, and get it today.
In usual liquid form nr chocolated tab
eti called Sarsatabs. 100 Doses $1.
The Label Laaarwaare.
"There's a language in hotel labels,
the same as In stamps or flowers,"
laid a courier.. "Ail over Europe the
hotel porters paste the hotel labels on
four, trunks In such a way that the
porters In future towns will know
what sort ot a tipper you are.
"Up at the top ot the trunk the la
bel means you are generous. In the
middle It means you're a middling
sort Down very low It means you
ara no good."
Tae Natare Plaeo.
He What Is the latest toplo ot
household Interest, my dear?
She Oh, the fall housecleaning Just
now Is on the carpet. Baltimore
American.
CASTOR I A
, For Infant! and Children.
Tbe Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Bignature of
Harmless Bos, TTsS
Re Is not old, he is not young,
The Chinese laundryman, Hop Lung,
The yellowed cheek, the slanting eye,
The humble nose, the cheekbone nigh.
The cheerful face, the willing hand.
That serves the proudest in the land
His back yard you may scan with
care;
Ne dirty linen airing there! mft:
Nataral Mistake.
Caller What I like about your flat
la its fine large closets.
Mrs. Wrenter I beg your pardon,
but er you've been looking at the
bedrooms. Chicago Tribune.
Mars aaal Tksre, -
A man waa watting patiently for
street car tbe other day at a transfer
station, says the Boston Record, wheA
a woman, highly excited, rusbsd up to
him, and cried, "Are you the man
here?"
"I don't understand," he said.
"Are you the man hereT she r
peated.
"No, madam," he said, concealing a
smile. "The man here is that maa.
over there."
No Trouble Olberwlao.
Professor (of English literature) At '
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Miss de Muir O, no, professor; I
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