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i'UUMSHKD KVKKY FIRDAY.
Win. I'lllKlioll.
Killtor mid Proprietor
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Kll 'l.-d ill till' P.Itolll'l' 111 . In i
Oreifun, tot IfBtWIltorion tlirotilli Hi
aiaus if HCOHli I if mutter.
HU1WCU1ITION:
Out? Year.
HIt Months.
Uriel Iv in Advai.ofl.
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CHOICE MISCELLANY
G. B. Shaw's Command of Italian.
(jporgp Hcrniird Rtiatv Is n innn of
varied ;u'(nilrpnu'iits, but n knowhnlKc
of ltallnn Ik not mining (hem. A re
port become circulated, however, to
the effort Hint Hie nullior of "Mnn nml
Superman" apoke Itiilliiti flnenlly mid
led to lih being Interviewed recently
by a representative of the (Jlornnle
d'ltalln. Mr Klinw disclaimed the
knowledge, with which he hml liecii
i icdlti'd mid explained iiiiiiialngly how
the legend nroae.
"Awhile ago," he mild, "I MM In
Milan with n party of I'nullsli folk
We were dining nt n reatanrnnt, nnd
our wnlter knew no Iniiumige other
than III own. When I he moment
mine to pay we were unable to ninke
lilm understand that we wanted not
oiib bill, but Iwenl) four aoparntc
ones My friend MMMM that 1 iiinat
know ltallnn. no to aet aa Interpreter
I rsrked my memory for ehlpi from
the language of Iliinlo, but In vnlli
All of a sudden a Hue from (he opera
"The llllgliennta' flaslicd to the brillll
'Oguumi ier ae; per tiitll II ! I '
iKvery iituti for MMMM MM licnicn
for all ) I declaimed It 'I In arinj of
waiter were doubleil up with laugh
ter. tuy frleinli npplaiulril wildly, nml
Diy fame n nn llnllati aelmltir lias
been on ili,. Increase ever xliicc ."
New Orlenna Time Democrat.
A Reel Tor the Phitadelphian.
The I'hlladelphlaii waa talking
"I am an old fiiMhlnned man," he
aid "1 d. let (he modern Inuovii
IIoiih Kver) tiling I lilgll Npeod, high
peed We fn at brenkneik pine over
the ground, throiiuli Hie water, even In
the air. The trend of Invention aoenia
aolely to annlhllale apace nml dlatnuce
We are living our Hie too fast "
Here win the New Yorker' opMir
tiinltv In gllxi at the piWNfkM alow
neaa of I'hlladelphla, and he MM ipilck
to grnap It.
"What you want to do," lie began,
"la lo get away from Hlowvllle. Come
over to Ihe big town oi In nwhlle
and aeu Ihe night "
"1 frequently do," replied Ihe Phlln
clelphlan. "It la only n two houra'
trip to New York, mid I often run mcr
Juat lo take a ride In your hurae earn
it la the moat real fill tldm. In the
world for me to ride In n horse cm
again The oiiHiillou ill rr lea mo back
to the day long ago when we hml
them In Philadelphia. Now, do you
kuow"
Hut Ihe New Yorker had flown
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When Booth Was Prompted.
In the trillion iltija of ('iillfiii'tilii llrel
llnrte was naked one tVMlBg by n
Chicago man to relnte the mot nriius
lug experience of hi life on the I'n
elflc eonat. Ilrcl llnrte replied nt MM
(lint till wna easily done nml told IM.
following MWJTI
'J'he elder llonlli wn I n 1 1 1 jr nil en
gagement nt Hie height of the gold fe
ver Kiery week miner were coming
down by hundici.s from their eampi
lo nee thogreiit tragedian In "Othello"
At every (M'liliii; performance (here
would be aevenil mole of (hem In the
beat aenla in the MMM
One evening n huge fellow in n red
ahlft, rough emit nnd hMTJ bOMl t -K
n scat on the ill-do in front of Itid
llnrte. Arounil him he MMM Wild
cm iy hrenth the iimmii Qt folly rod
whisky. Moreover, nt every curlnin
jj
Auio Uivery, Supplies Oil
Agents for Buicks.
2 Ontario LPhone 120 red Oregon. X
Wm. PIughofT
VF HAVE THE
Bargains in Real Estate
& Farm Prooeriy
FARM LOANS. INSURANCE
Policing Lundon-i 8tr.t
There are fewer liHiiinted men In the
IOiuloii police In proportion to the
foree than In Nework, and II I no
erlllelaui of the London police to any
llutt neither Hie men inn the mount
uplH'iired ttfcgyjiii in nltrnrthe
JeuV Vaa; niWWr tune nor are they
used a freely or n ml .iiitngeouaiy.
If I niny tie ieruiltted lo sny II, u li.
New ork
It reijulrea vigilance mid nctiilly on
the part of Ihe edetrlau to M
London at reel In aafely liiih!. in
iiiany reapecl they are even mule
daugerou lhau Hioxe of New York,
und lo thla coiiilllliiu the xMnnnliig
oiiiulbune contribute gelierollll The
Mil. lib la rapidly repliu lug Hie ban
aoui uud Hie four "licil.tl chicle To
inv great urprie tin ehlilc is run
through Hie iroudcd trcet nt n com
parulhely high rate of peed. mid ua
then- are u gleal iiiiiiiImt of them I ti tit
aaloulahed Hint there lire mil more ac
eldeuta. Wllllmn McAdoo In (Vulury.
TUB MINI II l.ll'IKIi IIIIIMI.I' HIT or nt
NKlT.
he Men! out to refreah hiinelf. return
lug vtllh ii hi longer nr i nml lucreii
I'd InlercNl In the phi) t en. li ell
max Hie i In ill Hccioeil to M'riiieate hi
whole body, ao lnlene wu hi lulei
eat
However, uolhllig iuovil him out of
lln ordinary until ilie . cue belui'en
Otliello nod lugo In Hie miilter of the
hniidkerihii'l It will I' rein I Nil b)
i'iry ri'iuler of HukeaH'iire Hint in
(hi MM Othello trie to ill'gllc lilm
aelf out of hi Jenloii rngc h. iiillii;
lienlcinoni, but Hi.il nt Ihe iillhii
point of hi nrgiiineiit Ingu olTcr nn
"lili'itlou lo Ihl illii t "O'i my loiil
but the hmulkeri lilel!" I laM refer
MMM lo Ihe tin rlinimilliig hniidker
chief of IMhellii' wife hml nil i leclrii
i'ITi t on Ihe red lniliil miner III
llliiiilne grew ilh Ml ll U' i eaalve
obJiM'tlull Intel piied b) Inu'ii lllilll he
appiireiitlv iinilil endure li nn Mngcr
nml M I'igo h'l' the llflh or llh tlnie
inmelmik nllh III ' IrH, in. lord, bill
Hie hiiiiilKcii In.l ' Ihe miner lifted
hliiiMelf licnviu .nit ol hi enl. ei
tended hi light nrm nml. pointing
wlih eviicd eiiiphiol ill Ingo run nil
In tunes Hint rolled lulo I he uiicriuol
gnllci
' WIm' jer MM mi er MMM vung
m. in. mid let Ihe pi. iv go nn" Chicago
lllll I I I, I'll 1 1
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I Mi'l
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III II'
i ilk II over.
I lllils j I In
want in make MONKYT Why ini Invw
M ulllPUf iinilil , w
No ri k. No rlinin t
II'IW 111
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Ill
i ii' prion ;ti.
I '111111' ill ,'Hn
ur litl ci iiiniM' urn: t nt die choir
Malheur and Suako River 'nlli If we ,
ii it have the exacl piece ! land ou dei ire wt ill try in
oii.iin ii for vim
l' i 'uiiilly aequainteel with nil portion nt' llalhcui
unit y. and are ean inform intending buyati intelliganth
M wi: w li. i, DO IT.
Located at the Argus Office,
A Loal Val.l
The I bike of I'onnuught h.i alwnya
been MM pnpulnr In hi mlllim) in
I'u "i The mi Mini In hi hoiiHeholil
ml. ii.- him Kimiii nflcr he llrst look up
Lis couiiuiiiid at liubllu some few
MN ago Id nlet ciiine lo Mm nk
lug for II InllnlgllC law Ihe duke
liiil ii i'iI Hint he MM 'I" MM but
giimi.sl him ieriiilNsou Kiii tly elei
eu d.iy ufler Hie uiaii rcliirmsl. nnd
I hen Ihe duke ilcuiiuidcil hi icusoii for
w lahlug u holliliis " anted to have
a light, air." wn Hie repl) "ami I
knew I would get Imilly mniked Itul
I'm all right now ngnln " I'hc duke
lium.illatch lie, nine liileresleil but It
Mil J ii-ttlfsLllUe Is'fore he ell. IIihI Hie
fkcl Hint the a let hml la'tu lighting a.
man who hud ii'teiri.l lo tiVilul.. a
u "leather bed" soldier- Arg.iutiut.
Hi Old Tie.
M. La I Hero la one of thoae people
who bale to be plmlogi nphed On hi
i-.e. Hon to Ihe pri'Hldcncy of the
Kreiii h republic Ihe ordciil n not to
lw a voided, mid he aulunlttii lo li
The photographer' NUggetlon, ho
ever, i tin l he aliould pill ou a more
fuKhlonuble He did not meet with hia
iipl.ro Mil
"What!" he exclaimed "Chnuge my
tie! I'hmige the tie that I liuve worn
for thirty yean! Never! I would ruth
'r not Imj pholograiiheil nt all"
The eruint lo which Ihu ireKldent
ha ao loug been attached I a huge
bullertty Mw slung round hi neck by
a piece of elnalic
Intoxicattd Children.
The ottli lal reporter to the ulcohol
t'oiiiuii..iou in iliukipeal atntea that In
Uuugary mother often girt brandy
to their children to check their crying
and Unit In communities where thla
bewrag.! la unuunlly cheap aome chll
dreu twelve It ivgularly for break
faat In hurdly auy of the schools la
there u pupil who la a total abstainer.
and tu aome case. It la said, members
of the first and aeeond eleuieutury
elaiaea have beeu known to come to
arhooi in such u si.u, uf lutozk'atlou
that they wero uuable tc atteud taJ
ttelr MMMM, M, K tLd
Rrtpundod lo Tonic.
' II ll.ii i iin. in l,iiigh"d." uiil a
foreign i in i!i.'iiili nl. "when I told
In in n boo I the iie npnper slollc ot
III breuil .Hid In ci diet.
"He liiiigheil. he begun uuotlier of
hi hoiirl iiieul cold beer und Ml
il flllll und hi' Mild II oils food. Hot
bed. Hint he uus Inking flM u Ionic
Hi' Mil lal looil was ulliioM us good a
toiil, us Mis I loiil Hniitti'H Mr
Lloyd Smith lie i pluiueil. f walk
lug in Hie .iv. one l II' b, ngcil Mil
rich hush. iiul The old lelloiv slmlllcil
nloug iliiHiping mill splrillcMK uud Mid
ih'iily Ins wile pci.clMsl her glill d
chum. Mrs l.lo.wl llrow u, upinoii. Iilug
with hii own hiisbmid I poor book
keeper, but lining, hillulsoinc uud
dualling
"What mil Mis I lo)d SiiiiIIi o do
to put a Mile go in her hclit nnd list
leaa unite'' An ideu cnnie to her uud
she eti In iiiii'.l
"'John, who la that iH'iiutiful girl
auiiliug at ymi from I lie tnMiab'.''
"'Where? Where:' . i n ,1 Hie old
mil u, diuwliig bluisclf ii..iiiII erei I
and c.isting eagle gluu.es ,. left ami
right "
For Ihe Final Fire.
Augual li. In. .nil lu ihe amoke room
of Ihe l.u.'Uiilu loiil. upioiua ot liitu
nous inol.'i, urs, a sloi y uboul Hie
.loiiug MiiiiUis ot Anglesey, who ill.-, I
in Monte Carlo MOM Hiv years ui:o
"l.oul Ain 'csey's cms were I lie moat
luxurious ih, ii known.'' sunl Mr li.l
inoiit 'lids young man went to ci
treiuea in eiciythlug He wns icry In
lelllgeut, Ihoiigh.
"lluce ui his historic cn-l'c In ales
llicic wn n slight lire So. I. s ihe
priceless pile burn down be oidcrcd
an en.. i in. uis . i i i : 1 1 1 1 1 y .1 baud gre
nades, or CM iiiguishi'iN. iroin Loudon
"When Ihe gleiuulcs uiliv.sl Ihey
wi'ii' hung all over Hie eaalle; but,
though li wu an enormous pla. e.
thcic were still several doen gn
omic left oier at the end of Ihe
banging
"And what mIiiiII I do with I hem.
my lord'-' Ihe bullet asked
Lord Anglesey coughed- he whs a I
ready in a pntiy bad way and said
dryly to the bullet
"1011 may put l hem lu my cctllu."
... :::--. 00 in re. It mills
rum Otilniio, nil finciil, will
Mill' llllili t ( lo n nun Ml I'ln-
ii 1 1, Inyi good la in ijtntc l'i it b
" ot iirte.
Nn s - in lerei .ill unilfi i nl
II Ml Kill. U till .'in., I H i ,
i I l lire illh li ; u ill -i in l
ir 'JO mil' inn I-. nut -linii inw i
i.iImIII I' nil ls L I Hi-
Nil ;!,, .i-iiiiiin Iiiiii-i', in,.
mil' Mm k' limn oi inilt.i', mi
O.iin 'In , I . UiggM I si.i. n tin
riisim.
Nn 85 I ii i . ' inilo
front iiiiiit in, v.'i in n mi niii
. il I loli I lines in in , Ii.ii i, lid
if lu'l I ir nl' nil klinU . o,,,
ICMIM nml lull n iiinl nil nut
iinliliiicjsju.ni, u 1 1, , q w:iii i
right; tin- i i Imii I- nml w ill go
inn k
Nn. : SH f, i,s, o,,,,,!
iitnly nil. '!' iii-ii - in i ulli i ,t
lull, II pi. ml III! Ir iii li.inl, VV.ili I
"i I ' in 1 1 , lui 1. 1 in ill linn
In .li nml nil cns (ii ins
Nn 27 '."-'H in ii s mill' i, , iii
i good Ihl i ving iiiw ii mi If I; ;
ii I ullii .limn ; siiuill nn It.n.l,
II l-l', W llll Willi i w ill ell nil
i' w ill ul it ti in 10-20 in
ii'ie it ii laoa'good Hi ins
Nil "!' B Inls III IllUlll .;l I
o i'il . Hom l m liniil . iiii l
Ini'illi'il ; i In'illi.
N." Itfl I i nmii ImiiM . ' Int. ;
grod hern ' ulorkt from Unta
I in si linnl.
No. Ml III lnt, mil' Much
linnl Main sin it with good
livery born; doing good bmd
iits elii';ti.
No SO T70 IH-iU'ie (tin Is,
nr ." iii'ie inii'ts ; oil joining town
n Uulerio, villi valor eight;
clll'llji.
Nn 20 " lnl- nil M.i I li
ill hUMOOM ri Hill , ii iiiiii
(loll.
Ill i
liu'i
Nn :'l- -vn , ii
nil li i lui nml
Uiii m ll in pari n
I"1"
one foil II. i k,
iiiii grathdi
i ul' nt t nn
i' iii.! ii'iiilinw it ; w iili 6 ti'i'ii
Iniii-i , lal, In I,, i V llOlfM . '.'
Ion nl Ii.m , inariM; nil on
Imildi li . . mi ;i , i uis ili
ion 1. 1 I. in 'in ii huahfli grain
m. i I imii i i io,i ii, Owy.
oi' illli li , a I Iv ,,i linnl
nan.
No. 21 In .m.i 20 in ir Iraetf,
in- li I.. all I mile Hum (OVII,
a 'Hii i 'I van i right ; But trail
III-1 ll I IV l.'lll.l . nil KIsV l Ills
iiii-i' iiie cnoice
iinl - .
piei'i's. i mm
No 87 100 .niis ;:;. uiilri
from nn. in,. ,,u fjboi in ml
laud, unit .. ii. it wnier right
' I Iniii-i' and mill. ml, lino.
'" " 'i' ll I :ull 11) PUl.iVM.
Hull t I I" I ll ill II'.
No " R lo . anil ii t; innn
brick Iioiim; kA eellar am
' 1 1 i ' W I 1 1
No $i .i Iota, nli ii 7 i
I. in L ioue; i - -1 wi II nml got
i'i'II.ii ; sli.nlc in , .
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Boost for Ontario
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ONTARIO NATIONAL
GREAT.
HEALING POWDER
CURES
8ADDLE mil COLLAR SORES. .
80RES OF ANY KINO
MAN and BEAST.
F. W. ALLEN.
Oft I en in i! met! and Sad(lltn
I if Otitarid, Orti
frnsT
OVffo
BANK.
Boooftoon to
Hunk of Ontario.
'83
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Oft 3
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ii. I. st Hank in tjroati llaruey iiotl Alnllifiir nuiitlea.
ONTARIO ORE.
Pnitl Up Oapital, 160,0061
Bttrploa - - 16,000.
Open iii nn aocoont villi the New Nutional. Wo pay 6
I'm cent on tune uepopilfl.
i;5?iiiI
i kffo
mmmmawMaimBL
. w ' . i iinl,,,
dock Iisjoctor of Malheur
Couuty.
DH'ITIKS' i
H II Kcifoot. Ontario.
Hii IHl'Ii, uIc.
i I Miin.ocl,, i Mil s Parry,
ire h in v. ii r i rhlga.
;!' M Wioi. 'ii icr'i.lc I crry
,w to sti'vioii, s' ss., Kerry.
r sliitnor. .lonlnn VuiIh?
i ti ii v ill in-. .ii Mel i tmitt
1 Empire Lumber Co. tj
IHssllllltlllti ol OMj lllllllMslllp.
i baaeopartaerahip heretolora
vi-linrf lulwoen L. il- loi'knnl
ml U. If, Oarlila I nn tin. day
"in ili-s.l ill by ninttiiil ron
iii. All lulls ilnc tln City
i. hi Market vill ba eoHeoted
. Ii'ickiini ;,v Blair, and who
till pay nil lulls agaioot the
Ho linn of l.'t. kn il A t nil lie
I. I li'n villi.
I. M. I'aiii ILK.
Dated, Ontario, re., July I.
tiii'.i.
aWtd.
A Complata BtoOI ol Lumber and Iniild- i
Material alwajn n btsd,
Whan Contemplating HuiUliug come in
aee us.
ROCK SPRINGS COAL. AND ICE
Ontaiuii - Orroon
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A iltlio ArgOl .';vi'.'thi' iii us
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John D Dai.y. Pre
N. V. i
viiii-. i kh. Vice Prep.
I. Gai'i.t. Cashier.
(J. Wfcu-oMK. A-t Caahier
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FIRST NATIONAL BANK.
Of BURNS. OREGO
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A ' inrnl HnilklllV llosiiifsM 'Iniii'ii.l.il I i liunyti
issii.it on all inrih oi iin- World.
i. i fcio.i t.m .i.din l Paly, N. U. 'mi i nt. i J W. Oearr,
11. M li.il ti A. J .loin, ..mi t. A. IIhii.. s .1 L l.,i.,l
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MALHEUR COUNTY ABSTRACT HP M
I VAI.K. OKKtiON.
The Only Ccmplete Set of Abstract Books
in 'Malheur County.
In. Iii tin' iniiiiniini nl
lii'iui'il nli'itiiiti r. Aoatraeti
nml correctneai naianleed.
of I C. Smith, nn exne-
lamiebed witliuut delay
IN. Ok
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7Si
A. N S0LISS. . -
ATIORNKY-AT-LAW.
Will Practice in all tba Court.
omr itiH.iiin i and 8, I anfcMj
lllo.k. OniHrio. Ore ,
No. 2S -one l'i... k, nil fiin',,1
nd I in. on liiim, , :: iiiniki. from
lie Ml . i In :i.
N'n. & I - ll.ll notet, -M mill r
ii.'tn N -:i. i iii ,. u, 1,, maiu
did ii "ti I. in. I. . iiii iii , uliiva.
imii ." ;,. i. s ufufa( balance in
iniis ami . ii 1 1, . .". in ti .s orvhard
i room ImiiM . -i.. Li.-, si,, il-, iImii
will . .nn' ni ihe In s ran. In s a
Malheur count) nayt 5000
yea i . tins hi in- M.i.i 1 1
'A J. H. FARLEY.
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: I In' r;.lv iiiattri'ss is liuuli- ,,f Iml'Ii irn,lo. .
J utiljilo cotti ii, not linliis. Myriads of loug, 11
ll. i iv liln I- cari'ltillv interlooked and fveiily Tm
.a l t-i i il.titt , forming a tingle bat, without tuft mj
I "' Inii'lini:. ('lean, iure, i-auitai v. ('hiaiir Tm
i than hair, mora oomfortabloa Mian taatbara. kj
i in ii'iini. .-.I nn "Jti vi'.ii s, " Tm
n ROCK -SPRINGS COAL H
M Furniture and Undertaking cind N
L censed Fmbalmer. W
Lady Aw stunt. fj "
DALTON BK5US.
All.irit.vat Lu.
J. A. Lackey Block, Ontario r-
Will .rin In i in all i mm
J. W. McpOLLOOH.
Attorufcy-at'Lev. .
.li .rn. 1 1. .- ii alto. .
onto, a. M LMaai i '
Mil.oNAl.lI...
Attorncy-at-l.wv
Will Practice in all Com-'-Notary
l'ubhc.
Office Over l'ostottlce.
"in miLiiitin, - .
ATToh'NKY.AT..LAW if
buana, Oaa. . $j
W. H. BROOKE,
ATTOUNKY-AT-LaW.
Money to Loan on Injirovae)
Karma.
Oota-io ' ,
J. L. SHARP, h. M. D.
1KNTI8T.
All kiude of deatal work 'eflS in
lost 1-l.ia.i order.
ofticcs Over Caiiillanrl Drug i t.
Orliiw Hour, li ui II. 1 to . 7 u.
A. POUUE.
Physician and Surte. .
i -..s u, 1 1 1. ,. ituiiuina
Offloe rkotieTI Reeidea,
; immmmmmwmmmmmmmmmmmNmmmmws
I City Meat Market,
PRINZINQ
I'llVSRl.VN im,,,, ..
Ofllce A. U. LHfkv baw.1
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Iil-M.il 1 I , ',
Office Phono 'S3
J. 0 liiWkl-.R. Prop.
In iii
PtW "Tr
Uiii. I the Argua,
afitrtfBja 3;i3 iioicem
ArtaniA I iuiii.i Dnun
iiiiaiiu unci! uaiu.
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Donlors in Pregb and Salted Meats
llij;lii't Ifarkel Piico Paid for Hides and Furs.
Your aatronaga aolioitod.
I'i:i:i BTEWAHT, prop,
a i
-. aC
I nn i l.ii r Turnouts in Mai hour
t'luiiiiy. tiiiuil Core Taken oi I'ran
moiiI nluek. A mule I'orral Koono
tin- All. Wo t iiti'i to tlio Trade nl
Kreighti'ra, : : : :
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