The Turner tribune. (Turner, Or.) 19??-19??, March 19, 1931, Image 3

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    TH K TURNER TRIBUNE
goes on. S in n it’s the th in g to do,
e ve ryone tw e e z e and it is a n e n t e r ­
prising liuir indeed th u t can get and
m a in ta in u foothold on any la d y ’,
furiai expression th e n days.
Oh yes, one th in g more a ft".'
F or th< bcnoAt of uny c u r io u s inux-
are
culine unsophisticut« who has worulor- plucking until one's eyebrow
• il itlly (••nr<*rning those tw o faint n early wiped off the slate, an eyebrow
littl. linen bow ing up over the orb» pencil is u s e d to d a r k e n and a c c e n tu ­
o f th** aviTBiff Imly, w e ’ll oblige him a te v. .at is left. W hy? Oh, to make
by in fo rm in g him th u i th e y 'r e eye­ them show piai ne I , of coure"!
brow». Not u* one« w ere, b u t a la
mode. No, they d id n ’t grow th u t wuy
of tlo ir own accord. Thoy ure fi-ml-
n in ity ’» c o n trib u tio n to the world of
e x p e rim e n ta tio n in thin business of
154 S. Commercial, Kalem, Ore.
r e g e n e ra tio n o r »econd birth.
I.ilce ir...or ordeal» o f birth, t h a t o'f
Huy Y our P a in t a t a P aint S tore
til« eye b ro w may In- listed along with
o th e r painful and to rtu o u » physical
•■volution«. In the early duya o f the
innovation one fu rtiv e ly a d m ire d the
E.
II. Il U It K E L
few " p lu c k y ” pioneer» of h e r set,
404 N. Liberty St.
while try in g to m u s te r c o u ra g e for
the plunge. T h e n one day, h aving p r e ­
viously invented in u h e fty p a ir of
tweuxers, »ho w ent into the bed room,
( ¿ iin lily IlfitierieM
locked the d o o r a n d , win eling the
ilrenaer over by the bay window, le a n ­
ed up close to the gloss and s ta r te d
in.
T he first victim selected was p r o b ­
ably a stra y m averick g ro w in g dow n
*» Salem
Oregon
too fu r upon the eyelid. A good g rip
on it und pull pull pull! Merciful
heaven, who e v e r th o u g h t they stuck
—
so tig h tly ! Y ank! T h e re , it’s out a t
lust. Hut when it let go with u je r k
und cam e loose, roots und all, a big
t e a r w ent splashing dow n o ne's nose.
W hen! P lain to be seen tha t this was
Soft S a n ita ry , C a n 't Slip
to be no pleasure picnic, but no use
G u a r a n te e d to Hold Regardless of
in b u rk in g down now.
O ccupation, Age or Sex
A f t e r un h o u r of pulling, tugging,
A k ro n G r a d u e te F itte r H ere to
y a n k in g and wincing, ac c o m p a n ied by
Give You a T rial F itting
a continual deluge of big te a r s splash­
FREE
ing down th e side» o f o n e ’s nose, the
-o —
change was m ade— such as it was.
C A P I T A L DRUG ST O R E
H< low, on the d re sse r top, lay most o f
S ta te S tr e e t
Salem
on« 's d e f u n c t e y e b ro w s h r u b b e ry .
And th e re in th e m irro r, u rc hing
above bleary, te a r - r e d d e n e d eyes,
tra g g le d two little ra inbow f o r m a ­
Corset Makers and
tions, survivals o f the fittest.
Milliners
T he ulum iing f e a tu r e of th e s i t u a ­
tion, how ever, was th e p resence o f
F o u n d a tio n G a rm e n ts
tw o big n ngry looking evoluted e y e ­
Any Style
brows. Ilni m! F u r t h e r m a r r e d by
420 C o u rt St. Phone 1639 Salcr
i no. • (lushed a n d shiny from uo m uch
pseudo-w eeping and swollen t«'»r-
rcddi ned eyes, one's furiul lin e a m e n ts V/.WAVAW.V/.V.VA'.W.
w ere u mess. Only one th in g to do—
p la ste r cold c r am o v e r the whole
te r r ito r y a n d go to bed. Maybe by
m o rn in g it would look b e tte r.
By n ext day m u tte rs w ere co n sid ­
ALL MAKES
erably im proved a n d one w ent a ro u n d
T H O M A S
R O E N
try in g not to a c t self consicous, but
421 Court
Salem
feeling all the tim e as though w e a r ­
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ing u p a ir o f new shoes t h a t squeaked.
Like e v e r y th in g else, plucking e y e ­
brows has grow n into u ro u tin e alo n g
w ith m a n ic u rin g nails a n d b ru sh in g
teeth. One has to keep ovi riustingly
a t it, but us u rule h irsu te sp ro u ts
BY DAY OR CONTRACT
th u t have been p u t th r o u g h the mill a
tim e oi so will give up th e ghost w ith­
Estimates Furnished
out so m uch as a s tr u g g le a n d f e w e r
te a r s a r e shed in th e ordeal as tim e
s
TRAIN
Plucked
Eyebrows
Hutcheon Paint Store
PAINTS, WALL PAPER
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Wood
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LUMBER
TURNER L’b’r E
M.F.G. CO.
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We T ry to Sell You W h . t
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You Need
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E v e ry th in g We Can
P. O. Box 208
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New low one-way
Southern Oregon
P hone 275
S-A-T-I-S-F-A-C-T-I-O-N
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and roundtrsps to
TRUSSES
Akron Spnngue Rubber Pads
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You Too!
effective March T5
will have a smile and good-will feeling
after you have had a
Save money on your short trip*.
Enjoy the greater comfort,
specif and safety o f trein travel
at these greatly reduced fares.
One-way and round trips on
sale DAILY between here and
southern O re g o n via the beauti­
ful Siskiyou line. One-way
tickets carry 10-day limit;
round trips, 6 0 days. Stopovers
permitted w ithin limit.
Smooth Shave or Hair Cut
— at—
A n d y ’ s B a r b e r S h o p
“ T h e W in d - B lo w n E x p e r t ”
Hair Cut 25c
Shaving 15c
Ladles Hair Cutting a Specialty
Some Examples:
Next to Elsinore Theatre
Roseburg $4.50
Return trip 8 05
Grants Pass $7.33
Ret. trip
12.55
Medford
$8.29
Ret. trip
14.50
Ashland
$8.67
Ret. trip
15.30
1 ; CYPeiURICGRS
Adding .Marliinrs
PAINTING *
Turner i
Building Supplies
,
ROUGH A N D D R E S S E D
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L. S. Talbot
S-E-R-V-I-C-E
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FARES
CUT
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Salem. Oregon ^
182 S. High Street
A * A V /A V A , .V .V « V A % % W .W A W A W /W A \W A W J W iY W
W. J A Y
DENHAM
General Contractor and Builder
Cement Work and Plumbing
S ou th ern
Turner, Oregon
Route 3
Pacific
H. S. BOND, A gent T u r n e r
E. M. K E IT H , A g e n t Aumsville
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TURNER
S O U T H E R N P A C IF IC
T R A IN S E R V IC E
Used
7( hev r o i f t i
Cars
WITH AN O. R. T H A T COUNTS
SP E C IA L
1939 Chevrolet fi Landau Sedan, tan color with mo­
hair upholstery. New (> ply tires. This car is almost new,
and looks it.
EA SY TERM S A N D T R A D E
1929 Chevrolet Convertible Cabriolet; either an
open or a closed car at your wish ; easy terms. $425.00
192B Chevrolet Coach. New paint; good tires,
seat covers and fine shape mechanically.......... 175.00
1928 Chevrolet Coach, never been in a wreck or
abused in any way; 90', new tires, mechanic­
ally p e rfe c t
350.00
1929 Ford Model A Sport Roadster with rumble
• seat; has side wings, new tires and new paint.
A dandy sport job and summer is here............ 335.00
1920 Chevrolet Coupe, new dark blue duco paint,
nearly new tires, upholstery like new and a
complete motor overhaul ......
185.00
1926 Chevrolet 1 door sedan— ovecsi/.e tires, new
paint, reconditioned motor .....................
225.00
BUY N O W
M c K A Y ’S
333 C E N TE R ST R E E T
SALEM.
OREGON
TURNER
N orth Bound
STATE
BANK
P er^ C en t
No.
14, 4:36 A.M. (S tops when
flagged.)
No. 32, 3:07 P.M. R egular stop.)
Paid on 6 months Time Deposits
S outh Bound
No. 5, 11:10 A.M.
(S tops when
flagged to pick up passengers for
points at which this train stops.)
No. 15, 9:23 P.M. (S tops on flag only,
to pi«k up passengers fo r points
Station is closed on Sunday and holi­
days. On these days passengers can iV .V « ^ W A V .\,.V V « S W W W A \ \ W A W .W .V .S W .W
pny fa re and have baggage checked
on trains.
points south of E ugene: No. 16. due
5:36 A. M.; No. 6, due 6:06 P.M.
Office hours at T u rn e r week days are ,V .\N V W A W S 5 S W .W .S \W S V W A V W A \S V .V V W A W W
8 A.M. to 12 o'clock noon, and from
1 :00 P.M. to 6:00 P.M.
south o f Eugene via Cascade
Line.)
No. 31, 8:45 P.M. (R eg u lar stop.)
Following north bound train s stop to
detrain
passengers com ing from
W e offer you a com plete stock of H IG H G R A D E Field Seeds all
Fire—Automobie
Insurance Written
V
ji S p rin g Field S e e d s
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recleaned in the best possible m a n n e r a n d fro m selected stocks.
■: SEND US YOUR LIST OR CALL FOR PRICES
You will find the qu a lity the best the m a rk e t affords and the
prices right f o r tha t g ra d e of seeds.
D. A. WHITE & SONS
261 S ta te S tre e t, Salem, O regon
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