THE TURNER
1’ . E. Thomason has been doing jury lo c a te d in Mrs. B r i g g 's hour*, in T u r ­
ner, O r e g o n . A l s o fu r n itu r e r e p a ir ­
duty.
ing.
I. L Robertson was here from Mil-
Rev, and Mrs. Gilstrap were in Port­
wauke. Or* , the first of the week on
land Monday wh re they attened the
business.
Northwest Treacher* Confernr.ee At 3
H u sk y H i g r a d s B aby Chicks, c a t a ­
o'clock they heard Royal Ji. Dye tell of
lo g u e and prices now ready. S a lem 's
missionary work in Africa and they
P e tla n d , Salem , O r e g o n . Ph o n e 656.
heard him again »t the 6:30 o'clock bun-
W A N T E D — A day old calf. Inquire at puet w hen he spoke on his experiences
Tribune Offices.
in the Congo. In the evening they at- .
tended services, being conducted by Jes­
Mrs. McCormick caine from Portland
se Kcllrms at l-auralhaurst in which,
Sunday to see her father Cal Small.
nine churches have joined.
M. C. Bond, Station Agent at Suther-
Let Polly show you the past she
lin, with his write visited at the home of
his brother. H. S. Bond and wife, the had. Don't miss your big date March
26, 27, or 2S.
first of the week.
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Will your own past stand the spot­
FOR S A L F —Between 20 and 25 sacks light Save March 26, 27, or 2S.
of Burbnk seed potatoes at 75c per sack
SchitTerer Bros Turner. Oregon, Phone
TRIBUNE
Don’t forget that you
buy just as cheap at H.
P. Jen sen ’s and in many
cases cheaper than in Sa­
lem. I carry barbwire
fencing, poultry netting,
Oliver plow parts, dairy
supplies, paints, oils.
M S W A V . '. W A V . l
It was consumed by fire.
Charley you are growing old,
We are sorry to ridato;
itut many birthdays more we hope,
With you to celebrate.
■: W . T. H igdon & Son
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UNDERTAKERS
Ch i*., we tn ver hi# w you were u
retired bar tender. You should join
the Magie* lodge.
I.I.O tl) T. RU.DON
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County Coroner
It i* rumored that It. It I’ei-tx and
Gov, Meier were ..een h tiding toward j
Portland. Darn you I’cet*. why don’t
you leave your ear ut home when you
Salem
Oregon
go to tow n.
Au Revoir.
A W . V . ’ . V . V W . W . V J W . V . '/
D on ’t forget to see
me first before buying
elsew here. H .P . Jensen
Turner.
426—526 Turner.
Mr*. Walter
returned to their
first of the week,
visit at the U. E.
* )0 n e
Bruce with h»r baby
home at Falls City the
following a five weeks j
Denyer home.
Ting After An Udder
Mr. and Mrs, Raymond Titus are la­
menting the loss of 50 fine Rhode ls-M
land Red bens which were stolen from j
tceir place Friday night.
By Max McKay
W e d r a f t p a tte rn * f o r each in d iv id ­
ual.
L e t ut end y o u r corset trouble.
Arehart
&
A ld r ic h ,
corset
makers,
Howdy folks! Looks like old Ore-.
O f course he’d have to I iunc
goii's at rest again— legislature over, great big pair o f bluck shoe« to go
and several thousand don’t» and do's with the outfit und the city could i ire
Mrs. D. B. Parks went to Portland
are on the books for us to try and a young valet to keep them und ih<
Sanriay to see her husband, weo entered abide by. Yes, sir.
buttons and straps polished up.
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the Veterans Hospital there two wee’.s
We wonder how the heck those leg­
Officer,
we’re
sure pullin’ for you.
ago. She found him resting easier than
islators have time to make breau and Anything to make a bigger and better
he bad been for several days. He issuf- \ buttcr money between th(. timo the>. city.
420 C o u r t S tre e t, Salem. P hone 1639.
ferii.g from a bad kidney; il it doesn’t take their vacation’s and serve their
respond to treatment he wdl undergo an allotted time in the law-making halls,
operation.
i U’s a t0UKh oW * " "'* •
The Misses Margaret Lutell of Myrtle Ma'’ * Tncker w:,he* us
O f course, for summer wear there
will have to be a suit o f light mntcr-
ial— say, silk short.es anil a sJ»eve-
announce !e.* coat an.l
nice straw hat or some-
Pcint; Dorathy Shaub, 1 r— well; Eva
that *hp * " not the Mable who had 10
th“ ’ or,l‘-r’ >ou k,
ow so'n1,
r. ,
walk home the other night. 'S all right, 1 " n8 “'l.e tnc coolies wear.
Rothery, Dufer; Margaret Oates. C am*,
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big girl you'll get a chance yet.
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Wash, and Hazel Bones all senior Mud
Did you ever slip into a s. t o f warn-
ent nurses in the Eugene Christain hos-
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,. en * cI°the» and see just hi.w unconi-
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B°sh, there • something we d fsrtable you coubl be and especially
pital motored here on Monday and v,s-
nk„ tQ ^ arond hcrc and tbat
o f.
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b- fore a large audience. My, but it's
ited with Miss Bones parents Mr and fleer Givens sprout out in a brand fun. H. Briggs and us tried it out
Mrs. J. M. Bones In the afternoon spankin' new uniform. Boy. wouldn't Monday nite and were we cuta p! ce
late Miss that be jumpin'. Just imagine “ chi. f ’ Qb> boy¡
they went to see an old clasmat
with a nice blue outfit with shiny
Helen Oliver who is a patient in the T.
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buttons protruding over that vast bay
The heck o f it was aft r all our
B Hospital, leturning to the lUne. window o f hig. WouI(in-t that mak,.
feminine “ it” .stuff, wc liad to walk
heme for dinner.
an officer outa anybody? Then too home. Aint that a dirty shame?
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think o f how one o f those little hard
A glance at the paper tells us that
W h a t ! T r a d e out o f T u r n e r ? N o ! declining slant'd top pieces would
Never
T h e n why not b rin g y o u r look perched upon top o f six feet o f (
Brasher the mad carrier, who
once lived in our fair city, celebrated
shoes to be repaired to E. R obinson, sleuth.
ids k9th birthday with a big party,
att-mled by his /-Mow mail cam m of
Salem. Here i. a little poem sub-
> i tt- d by one o f the boys—
Charily is a nice young man,
Now
Charley b a dandy;
LAW RENCE
TIB B E TT
A
fter
many years o f carrying mail,
Playing
At last he is quit- handy.
AND
Il l patrons write him note o f thanks,
For service he doth render;
GRACE MOORE
UN IVER SAL
He i a better carrier now.
N E W S
That barber or bartender.
L O D G E -N ITE '
On mornings when the boy* are g.iy,
He is oft. h made the goat;
But there is no id will on h s part,
in
For fun it doth promote.
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He sometimes tell» a story,
And hi* e>''s with fun v.ill gleam;
As he tells of “ Patrick Murphy,”
Or who wvot the “ Amber Stream.”
“ Id : C lire," and “ Slim P licitj,”
Are patron» on his rout;-;
For almost any morning,
T l i e O n e anti O n l y
You can hear him call them out.
Charley thought he like to move,
To Brownsville, or some place:
The b- s r>aid that the snowbird» here
Would miss his smiling face.
Bo Charley till C on the job,
\. ilh car so fine and slick;
T ire really ar.' worse jobs you know,
With shovel and a pick.
W';n n your niail-tot - days are ov r.
“Looser Than
Loose”
Havw you ov-:r thought how m n/ I'm ^ o week
yo i nuike toast and haw i> u. h ciftenor you
would make it if it weren’t fo- the bother of
running out to the kitchen? Tjr. t can be a
i!clicio'is and li nlthf. I part of * vi y inc al. A n i
;t cr.n !>o thr a .-.icit part to pro-. I 1 c .
M ountain
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W A R N E R BROS
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L S I N O R b
And you know iron M il retire;
Fisher th in can te!l you how,
To run your car for hire.
Fnjov your friends about you here,
While you are still below;
For in the next world they may not be
Where your chosi n to go.
A picture here we have for you,
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Our esteem it does declare;
I A toupe might have «lone as well,
For a man without much hair.
\ toupe once you had 'tin said.
Your fond hope and desire;
But accidently or otherw: <e.
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FRIDAY AND SA T U RDA Y •
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R U G G E D DRAM A OF T H - W EST
“W om an
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with
Lila I^>e
Sidney Illackmor
S U N I) A V
GRETA
GARBO
A W
A ot! can save
n l trouble m every piec^
of ton't you mi!io, ii you use r r adern Electric
r&astor. It requi
i w ch’.n
I. < n't h m
a single slice, e n d it toasts each p.ccc rxictlv
t’:e w a y you wart it— both sides ni once— right
nt the tabic. Choose your electric ton-t-r at
your t! :a!cr’a “ t’j asl'.r Iieadquartcrj."
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S T A K T S
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Break fa st— I ,u nch— I tinner
TOAST IS ALWAYS POPULAR
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Charlie Chase
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■ A W . ’. W A ' / . V . ' . . . V , V
Fred Kohler
Raymond Hatton
Continuous SATUROA 2 to II
Matinee 25e till fi p. m.
6 p, rn. to closing time 10c
S T A i m > ( i »SUNDAY
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The bipge t Comedy event of the season
Mcirie Drobalor
and
Polly M o ra n
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