Supplement To Turner Tribune
K. W arn « Kmpcy, athletic couch
unii teacher In the Aumsvillr high
Kchool, went to McMinnville last week
where he underwent an operation fo r
oppeniliciti» on Kriilay. Warne h«^
been on the mck lint fo r the past
month ami although he was taking
meiliral attention he found it wa
necesaary to make the sacrifice o:
• linn* ami have the operation perform-
| ei| now. He is recovering nicely ami
j will he buck among the student* in a
couple o f weeks. Hi* work ut the
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WEST STAYTON
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Mr. Stahl is down with another s< -
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attack o f rheumatism. Mr. and
school I* being tuken cure o f by Prof.
Mrs. Johnson o f Portland were her«'
Mountain, Mr*. Klla Knglaml anil
to visit him Sun«lay. Mrs. Johnson
Mr*. Rich«* o f the high school fa c­ will be remembered as Mrs. Palm«-r to
her friends here.
ulty.
Mr. an«l Mrs. L. B. McClendon w ire
callers at the home o f W. O. Roys«-,
Thursday. They were planning on
taking Joyce home the next day as
she was all over the measles.
Saturday evening a farew ell party
was given at the home o f Hazel Com­
stock for Dorothy Johnson, who left
Sunday fo r their home near Mehama.
The evening was spent in playing
games an«l some delicious fudge was
served.
Howdy folk*!
It won’t be long now till we all
will begin feeling kimla laxy ami be­
come fllleil with that old proverbial
“ spring fe ve r." You know how it i*.
you just want to drop yourself upon
some soft reclining place and sit there
watching the birds and bee* ut work,
and with but one big thought in mind,
why the heck couldn't we’ ve turned
out to be a dog instead o f what we
are.
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Yes sir, that’* our idea o f spring
fever. Anyhow, the most o f u* live u
dog's life so we should kick.
One sure sign that spring has come
could be s*-en at the school grounds
Sunday afternoon when a group o f
men and boys played the first baseball
guy in thi* neighborhood that's been
gam«- o f the season. No doubt there
asking us fo r three or four weeks to
were mnny sore arms and backs the
put his name in our column, so here
next day. This will likely be a very
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common occurence from now on.
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There’s a man out in the country,
The Women’s Auxiliary Club met
And it’s not so far away,
at the home o f Mrs. Fred Dickman
S. A. K. is the man’s initials,
last Thursday. In spite o f the rainy
Believe not all he has to say,
«lay a nice crow-d was present. All
It's because his occupation
were working on the new quilt blocks
Takes his mind so far astray.
and 100 completed blocks were turned
No man can out talk or do him,
in at the close o f the meeting. The
He’s the type that won't give in;
next meeting will be at the home o f
Raising bulls and little chickens,
Mrs. Belle Woosley.
Rings him booty and some “ pin.” ’
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Tho to us it seems the pickins,
Lunches at Riches’ Confectionery.
Still is he the man to blame?
When you need our umble help, S. A.,
LO ST—A red handled jack knife, two
Just give your phone n pull;
blades, between the creamery and home
W e’ll drop our work most any «lay,
Speaking o f being the droppin'a—
here'* a good one. The comic strip in
fhe Journal (Sunday’s paper! give*
Finder please return to Keith Bones.
T o help you spreud the b— .”
the private life o f a potato, us fo l­
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lows: Mr. Potato was born o f Irish
W«' guess that ought to hob! him
descent, by u Norwegian fanner, sold
Quality candies at Riches Confec­
to a Scotch grocer, bouht by u (ier- fo r awhile, i f not, we cun still write tionery.
nian restaurant, cooked by a French more.
chef, served by an Itulian waiter, to
H ebrew Money
By gosh, there ought to be a law
The monetary system of the He­
a Spaniard .arid then comes the Swiss
aga'nst girl walking home, awful hard brews was based upon the Babylonian
bus-boy to clear away the peelings.
on the shoes you know. W«- heard a system o f weights. The ratio of the
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It then goes on to say, Heigh Ho, local girl had to «lo that very thing value of gold to silver was 1 :1S 1-3
no muter where you hail from you all the other nite. Poor Mable, are your and prevailed over all western Asia.
feet sore?
turn out to be Americans.
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We don’t like that so well, although
worse things might have happened.
The darned potato might have had
bluck rot.
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By the way we’ re not having so
much luck with our investigation into
the matter o f the girls lip marks that
were le ft upon the cheeks o f a well
known lad. W e’ve only had one sus­
Above is a picture o f a well known
pect so fa r and if no more applica­
tions come in we’ll sure he* "blue resident, who has just made a start­
again."
ling discovery in the field o f science.
You see we take ull impressions Thi* royal one has just mi*e«l up n
ourselves and then transform them solution thnt wdl cause fly speck* to
onto paper fo r comparison.
fall down instead o f up. Too«lie-oo
By thundern
lightning, there’s a
folks.
Gigantic S t r u c t u r e
Herodotus estimated that 100.000
men were encaged for 20 years In
bnildin? he Great pyramid.
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Wheat for Cows
Durum wheat has been proved to be
a very palatable feed for dairy cows
and In some cases It bas been possible
to use It for as mneb as two-thirds o f
the ration. In North Dakota, testa
with n basal ration of oats, corn, bran,
and alfalfa hay, together with com
sllHge, ground wheat compared very
favorably with ground barley.
It
wheat become* too low In price, this
will be found to be one satisfactory
disposition o f at least a part o f the
crop.