Supplement The Turner Tribune
Geo. Brower , %ith one o f those
durn little lizzart) in the hack o f his
' 11 rt. Holy jumpin’ G. W .!
3I1P FOR SOUP S T H
T URNF. R
SOUTHERN PACIFIC
TRAI N S E R V I C E
Nort h Bound
14, 4:36 AM. (Stops when
Happed.)
No. 32, 3:07 P.M. Kepular stop.)
No.
By M« x M c Ka y
Helen Beets reduce.
By gosh, we wi.sh some one would
Hub Bripps’ pet rooster pet his
o something arouml this burg to give neck wrunp.
a little excitement, so we could
uve something to write about.
W e’ re all unwound now, so we’ll
You know we have an awyful time see you next we. k
.*> injc to make the old top piece do
,:s .stuff, when really there's nothing:
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.11 it.
!:cvpeaiRiC€R$j!
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What we need to make a big boom
some “ pink bloomers” or > »me
•I Addin:* M a ch in o *
' pumpkins,” or even a “ Gervais »r»rl"
J
A L L MAKES
n* two, then we’d have something to
rite about. But we haven’t, so we’ ll
T 11 « M A S
R O K N
ry and get along.
% 421 Court
Salem
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By heck, spcukin' o f girl:-, we think ■’ . V . V . V . V . V . V . V . V . V . V / / / ^
‘.hose ".Monmouth” girls huv pot it
»ver on any other pirls in t!ie coun­
try, even “ Gervais” pirls.
o- —
Boy, they pot pep anil plenty o f it.
You see, they keep them shut :;i all
week, then on Saturday nite when
hey pet out they are sur i .i.d to
io!d. I'm ! I'm ! Just askul u- we
know.
South Bound
No.
5, 11:10 A M . (Stops when
Happed to pick up passengers for
points at which this train stops.)
No. 16, 0:23 P.M. (Stops on Hap only,
to pick up passenger« for points
south o f K u p e f l e vitt C u S C U l h -
Line.)
No. 31, 8:45 P.M. ( Jtepular stop.)
Followinp north boumi trains stem to
detrain
passenger* coming
from
points south o f Eugene: No. 16, ilue
. 36 A. M ; No 6, das 6:06 I’ M.
Office hours at Turner week days arc
8 A.M. to 12 o ’clock noon, and from
1 00 P.M. to 5:00 P.M.
Station is closed on Sunday and holi­
days. On these days passengers cun
pay fare und have baggage checked
on trains.
Wanted — A good Ru. -i.in rat
lound, by a man thoroughly < *p ri-
enced in rat hunting.— H. R.
You know Peetz will pet n - heavy
- Lillery and go over to th. o ’ d mill
•!te and hunt rat« by the hour. S’om
pastime, eh, hoys?
Leave some for *eed H. R. 1‘
in xt mill.
.
th­
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We see Mr. and Mrs. G eorge Grume
l.ave purchased a new car. We don’t
why some one don’t invent an
- •¡tomatic jack so when th#- car i in
the parage it is raised off it. w heel
by a touch o f a button, then by sav-
!; ' the tires,
-
o —
Well, "H appy,” it’#l be a <!.. rn it#
< isi'-r than doing it by hand, and
v hat’ s more you want to pet you a
’ v swatter and cleaning rap, b> -osh.
i'es sir, nothin’ like keepin’ ’er up ir.
A 1 shape.
.
O- ——
By thunder’ n liphtnin’ you’d b< tter
• Irive her around once in awhi - or
v -’ ll b#-pin thinking things.
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Anybody know anything about the
h’gh cost o f bananas at $2 p< r d-y.
W#-‘ve thought up a little poem that
the farmers ought to take he# d to.
-—O- —-
You steal our milk,
You steal our eggs;
We ll quite the farm,
And join the “ yeggs.”
SOUSA
Chooses Conn
Instruments
MT.RICA’ S famous March
- King and Bandmaster, John
Philip Sousa, says:
"Conn instruments have been used
in my bund for thirty years and
more, simply because tec have
considered them best. I consider
that com pletc equipment of Conn
Instruments enhances the musical
value o f any band at least 50
A
| )c r c c n t .’,
Come Jn and See Our Line of
T hese Cjreat Instruments
BILL B U M 'S MUSIC SHOP
SALEM,
THINGS W E’ D LIKE TO S E E -
Some guy do something what
pleased everybody.
OREGON