T he T urner T ribune
THURSDAY, JANUARY 29, 1931
AND CONTINUATION OF TIIK AU MS VILLE STAK
VOLUME XVI
ra smini muni UHUTIM FOI THE n o m 1
t in i MEETS— IM JIII-
ITI VOTERS II FAVOR
I » SCHDDL HOUSE
The Birthday Club met wtih Mr«.
Ilankel last Wednesday afternoon.
Althouftli it was m very rmny, dis­
agreeable day, there was a Rood
crowd. After a social hour and a
short business im-vting the hostess,
assisted by her daughter, Mrs. How­
ard Gilbert, served a delicious lunch
o f ham sandwiches, vegetable salad
und coffee. Mrs. Piser and small son,
Mrs. Vernon Van Osdal and Joan
Howne were truest« of the club. Those
attending were Mr«. Forrette, Mr«.
Asche, Mrs. Chamberlin, Mr«. Stew­
art, Mrs. Bidden. Mrs. Goss, Mrs.
Allen, Mr«. Howard Gilbert, Mrs.
Joan Bowne, Mrs. J. D. Bowne, Mrs.
Comstock, Mrs. Hoy sc and the hostess
Mr«. Mary Hankcl. The next meet­
ing 1« with Mr«. Asche, where election
o f officers for the new term will take
place.
A mass meeting was held at the
school house Wednesday evening to
get the sentiment of the people on the
«luestion of a new school house. Harry
Slrwurt was appointed chairman and
conducted the meeting in a very able
manner. A straw vote was taken to
decide whether to build or not, result­
ing in a (urge majority in favor of
building. Plana are being laid and
discussed on cost and type of build­
ing to be erected if it was decidtd to
build.
It appeurs that those who think the
new Oregon state income tax may be
gauged by the federal tax are slue
for u rule surprise.
According to a recent editorial In
the Oregonian, some who are non-
t ax payers under the federal law will
be taxed by the state, and, in the case
o f small incomes, the state tax is 2 Vfc
to 3 1/3 time« the federal tax. Some
person« with an income of $3500 who
pay the federal government no tax,
must pay the state ten dollars. An in­
come of $7600 which is taxed $45 by
the federal government will be taxed
$ 150 by the state.
The Oregonian entitles its article
"B efore the Storm.” It is not unlike­
ly that taxpayers, when they receive
their income tax blanks, will raise a
howl that will be heard from one end
o f the state to the other.
HE
pica
PUNTER
Trumping printer came to town,
(Said his name was I k e y );
Put him on an eight-point case,
Asked if we had "pikey.”
“ Up in Bumvllle where 1 worked,”
(Speaking now is Ikey);
"Set ten columns ev’ery day,
All in good old ‘ pikey.’
“ When I die, as die I must,”
(Mournfully speaks Ikey);
"Set my obit up in type
That justifies with ‘ pikey.’
"When you put my tombstone up,”
(Hopefully talks Ikey);
“ Grave on it In letters deep—
Grave in twelve-line ‘ pikey’ :
THE CRANGE WORK HEUS TURNER FIRSTS IVINfRRH
1UMSUIELE— 2NI TEAM
LOOSES TO EtANGELI-
CIE CHURCH, SALEM
The Grange Work Club met Tues­
day with Mrs. Hester Crume in an
all day meeting. They worked on the
pillows being made to match a quilt
already finished, all made from dis­
carded regalia. A delicious potluck
dinner was served at noon.
The following ladies were present:
Mrs. T. T. Palmer and small daughter,
Mrs. T. Little, Mrs. C. White, Mrs.
Fred Steiner and small son, Mrs. B.
Peebles, Mrs. R. Titus, Mrs. F. Mitch­
ell, Mrs. J. L. Webb, Mrs. China
Bones, Mrs. Stella Miller and the
hostess, Mrs. Crume.
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The Girls of the 4 H Club met Thus- I sometime and durii g her stjouro at |
dsy and finished organizing. Geneva at the hospital an e(T>rt will be made The main game of the evening be­
Barber was elected pianist; Margaret to build up her body. Mis. Johhson tween the local Cascade league team
and Aumsville was a walk away in
Shiffcrer, song lender and t'Urissa Clark bus unot her daughter, who has been at
favor o f Turner. The Aumsville boys
yell leader.
the hospital for the past year and who wor’ ‘
hard but the home boys seem­
Mattie k Brown died at the borne of
is making splendid progress toward ed to outclass them in every way.
her daughter, Mrs. Alice Slyter, at Mar­
The Turner squad is going fine and
Mr. and Mrs Frank Farris and two recovery.
ion, January 24th., withm four days of
are out to win the cup for the Cas­
children came from Toledo Monday for
her 83rd birthday.
Mr. and Mrs. Win. Mickenhatu were cade series. E. Gatch and W. Pear­
She was boru in Kentucky oo Janu­ a visit with bis parents, Mr. and Mrs. here the fir«t of ihe week at the home son were high point men, with M.
Pearson third.
ary 28, 1849 and on October 1864 she G. W. Farris.
of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. L.
The next game will be with Jeffer­
was married to Thomas It. llrown at
Webb. From here they went to Salem son here next Wednesday, a double
Louisviile. Ky , und to this union was I n s city far sway
where Mr. Micketibam is recieving header.
born twelve children, six of whom sur­ Sits a tired and lonesome girl
The lineup:
treatment gor a gathering in hia ear.
vive; Alice Slyter, Marion; Kathieen Thinking of happenings of the day
T u rn e r
A u m sville
They are slaying at the home of Levi
F. Gath...... ....... R.F.... .........E.
Pctersoa, Turner; Bonnie Gilupte, De­ But her mind Is in s whirl
V\ ebb.
M. Pearson ____ L.F.... ___ J.
troit, Mich; Thomas R., Wm McC. and
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Thinking ot a quaint old farm
W. Pearson. .........C..__
Nellte Steer, Louisville, Ky. Her hus­
Cl Martin .......... R.G.... .......B. 1
And her father and m >ther so dear
band died 87 years ago. Sbe is also rur
m METHODIST CHURCH g C. Ensley.—......L G ...
F«w tbeytrste worked and planned
vived by TVS grand children and 22 great
Turner subs— H. Bones; Aumsville
So she could have a Career
grand children
— Winslow and Richard.
Nice turnout Sunday morning,
Referee, J. Cox; timekeeper, Peetz
Durirg her residence in Oregon she She sees again that parting
though some o f our people were ab­ amT Bradley; manager, Izzy Briggs.
And
b«r
mother
cryir
g
in
the
kitchen
made thirteen tripe to Kentucky.
sent. They missed a stirring talk,
The score, 33 to 15.
Funeral servicea were held from the Her father now slightly grey
too, on the vital theme, “ As Many as
Friends Church at Marion. Wednesday Offering his kind words of advice
Are Led by the Spirit o f God, They
MATTIE E. BROWN
Are the Sons of God.” Not as many
as are church members; not as many
are baptized; not as many as are do-
inggood deeds, but as many as have
been born of the Spirit for we can­
not be led of the Spirit till we’ve been
born into the Spirit of Christ. There
is no religiofi but that of Christian­
ity that can wash the stains from
Lady Macbeth’s hands. If you feel
condemned for anything you are not
a son of God, but may be anytime you
" CHRISTIAN CHURCH J
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The ehoir sang a beautiful special
Sunday morning.
TJffiVKrllcms inlly will be held on
one liny only, February 6. All are
sorry to have but one evening but are
planning to make that evening worth
while.
Helen Wetzel, Leone Cook and
Anna Johnson sang a beautiful song
at the evening services.
The C. E., led hy Walter Peterson,
enjoyed a most interesting discussion
o f the topic, “ The Undenominational
Church o f Christ.” The discussion
was entered into freely.
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Sunday evening Prof. Mountain,
superintendent of the Aumsville
schools, gave a most helpful and in­
spirational address. The church was
well filled and all enjoyed it immense­
ly.
Next Sunday, Bro. Gilstrap will
speak on “ Religious Unity in the
Home” in the morning and “ Adoles-
ence and the Drama of Youth” at the
evening hour.
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The fellowship dinner to which the
board is inviting the whole congrega­
tion is to be held in the dining room
on Friday evening. This will be a
happy time.
In a hard fought fast game the
Turner town team seconds lost to the
1 Evangelicals o f Salem by a margin
of 4 points. The locals worked hard
■ to overcome the small lead but the
FUlem boys proved to be too much
for them. The score was 22 to 18.
The lineup:
“ ’ Neath this sod a tramp print lies,”
T u rn er
E va n g elica l
Ed ra, daughter of Mr«. Anna John-
(Epitaph for Ikey);
M.
McKay........R.F................
Barquist
“ Wasn’t much on eight-point type,
; w>n, will enter the tuberculosis hospi­
But simply hell on ‘ pickey.’ ”
H. Webb— ...... L.F...... ......... Clutter
tal Saturday for < beer vat h n, for w bile
— Portland I-abor Press.
C. Wipper.............C..................... Each
she is not a sufferer from tutierlocu- J. C o x ................ R.G................. Mareo
I Intds she lias been in pt nr health for Denyer .............. L.G............... Hilfiker
Mr«. F. C Gunning. Mr«. Pearl Witsel
Mrs. Alica Arquith. Mrs. Dorri» Bur*
goyne. Mis. Mahle Martin, Mrs. E. S.
Prather, Mrs John < ox, Mrs, L M.
Small, Mis T . T Palmer and daughter
Hetty attended the all day Rally of the
I.«dies Aids of the M. K. Church held at at 11 o'clock witn Itev. Smith officiating She sits and dreamt and ponders
Prstum Wednesday. They report a Interment was made in the Marion cem­ A'ondering if she has been sincere
ff she has made her parent prouder
most pleasant day spent, »ith one hun­ etery.
By choosing a fine and noble career
dred and twenty five present.
Mr. and Mrs. Willis Small and daugh­
Or if they would rather
Mr. aud Mrs. Curtis of Portland ter, Mary Roberta, were here to «pend
Have her *a(e back there
weie gueote at tlie G. W. Farris home the week end with Mr, Small's parents;
Peeling «puds and mixing barter
,S unday. Mrs. Curile I« a sister of Mr. and Mrs. 1. A. Small. Mr. Small is
Washing cloths and darning socks
Mrs. Sloa.T.
is manager ol The Farmers Cooperative
by the pair
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Feed and Grain Store in Eugene.
Contributed
The pastor's Sunday morning ser­
mon was on "The Challenge to Per­
sonal Religious Life." He said one’s
personal devotional life must ine lease
or die.
NUMBER 16
THE PASSING OF THE CLODHOPPER
To effete métropolites unversed in
the lore of the rustics, there is some­
thing inexplicable in the respect with
which farm problems are o f late years
being treated by the august legisla­
tors o f our country’s weal and woe.
It is not especially difficult for some
o f our still alert citizens to recall the
tlay when catering to the farmer ele­
ment would have been laughed at by
a presidential candidate had it been
suggested to him. And now— if it
isn’t yet the plank which will either
sink or save h hopeful pretender to
the throne, it soon will be.
Since the earliest organization of
society, work In the soil has been
looked at askance by those imbued
with an overly developed yen for
freshly shined shoes, brilliant mani­
curing and distaste for the odor and
feel o f perspiration.
Farm labor is arduous, grimy and
sweaty, and is accomplished only at
the expense of calloused hands and
arching muscles. Naturally the lily­
fingered o f the earth have not taken
kindly to it as a life occupation, hut
have left it instead as a heritage to
those giants in bodily structure to
whom the struggle with elemental
forces of nature is the zest of life.
For ages such giants were content
to be giants In brute strength on un­
thinking, and almost as stolid as the
clods with which he worked, the old-
time fanner was content merely to
dig and delve, offering the fruits of
his life’s blood to the world for bar­
ter. With pathetic humility he prayed
that it would meet with favor and
that the gratuity bestowed, would be
enough to keep the wolf from the
door while he strained and toiled to
bring forth another harvest to feed
the ungrateful masses.
The fallacy o f the system lay in
the fact that humanity in the aggre­
gate is inordinately selAsh, and pay­
ment for services rendered it, has
been disgracefully cramped and nig­
gardly. The farmer was not satisfied,
but his long hours and bodily weari­
ness left him small time to devote to
the problem of finding out just what
was wrong— and the solution.
With mechanical aids to lighten his
labor in some measure, came the de­
sire and opportunity for learning, and
it was then that the country boy came
into his own. Gray matter had de­
veloped along with sturdy muscles,
and iron sinews, and college life
found the country boy more often
than not, out in front and leading the
scholastic pack.
The influx of farm girls and boys
into the centers of education has in­
creased steadily and the effect of tXis
learning when brought to bear upon
the problems of agricultural life, has
Been inevitable. Farm life in the past
few decades has been experiencing a
renaissance fully as far reaching in
its scope and possibilities as that
actuating the scolastic situation in the
Middle Ages.
The farmer of today is not the man
| he was last year, last month, or even
! yesterday. Farmer Comtcssel of the
funny sheet with his nasal twang,
straw whiskers and hog tallow on his
boots, is giving way to a clear-eyed
keen thinking college trained individ­
ual who brings the same scientific
concentration to bear upon his prob­
lems as does the efficient manager of
any other business.
That man may be hornswoggled for
a while even yet, because there are
not quite enough o f him to swing the
tide his way. But just wait He is
increasing at a fearful rate and what
the world is beginning to notice at
present, are the first faint ripples o f a
movement which like the earth it rep­
resents, will be difficult to stop once
it starts moving.
Our generation is the fortunate
one which has the opportunity of wit­
nessing radical changes in many dif­
ferent phases o f sociological life, but
none o f them are more interesting or
more important to civilization as a
whole, than the transformation of the
clodhopper o f the past, into the agri­
cultural scientist— the farmer of to­
morrow.
will bring your burden o f guilt to
the cross of Christ where Jesus paid
the price for your redemption— that
is the place to get rid of your burden
and go away wearing His wedding
garment— to conceal sin? No,a thous­
and times, no!— if we do that our’s
will be the greater condemnation— no,
the wedding garment is the love, joy,
peace, long suffering, gentleness,
goodness, faith, meekness, temper­
ance disposition He gives us. And
you will be given the witness of the
Spirit within you that you are a child
of God, for no one that is truly bom
of God is left in doubt as to whether
or not he is a son.
In the evening Rev. Burgoyne
showed us how beautifully the 27th
chapter of Matthew fulfilled the
prophecy of the 22 Psalm written a
thousand years before by a Jew that
knew nothing o f Romans and nothing
of punishment by crucifixion.
The Sunday school memorizing
contest was very interesting last Sun­
day. Over 700 verses were reported
committed during the week. The
Young People’s class carried off the
banner with 257. The Sunshine Class
has challenged the Boy’s class to learn
more verses than they can in the next
two creek*. The Young Married Peo­
ple are giving the Young People’s
class a party soon.
The Ladies Aid will hold their Fe
ruary silver tea at the home of Mr
John Cox, Thursday, February 5t
Mrs. Prather and Mrs. Palmer wi
assist the hostess. All the ladies <
Turner and surrounding communit
are very cordially invited and urgt
to attend and enjoy these good turn
with us.
A few of our ladies got their head:
together Sunday evening and plannee
a little birthday surprise for Mrs
Palmer, one o f our new Aid mem
bers. It proved quite a success foi
anything so hastily concocted.
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Watch for our report next weel
o f our trip to the Aid society rally al
Pratum, Wednesday, January 28th.