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TURNER, MAIMON COUNTY, OREGON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1030
VOLUME XVI
n i m lit T h a n k s g i v i n g
F R O N T IE R D A Y S T U N T P U L -
L E D A T A U M S V IL L E . R E
C O R D E R H IG H B E R G E R
H O L D S M ID N IG H T
COURT
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Quit*- h liit of excitement wu* 1 w * given an opportunity to either
cau*t <1 ut tin clone* of the annual bu produce the kettle« or go to the coun
si.lar, Friday evening, while the house ty jail. Holly huM been there before
v in full of peuph when Holly L*wii, and lie idea didn’t appear to pleuse
V ho I iun fr<im time to time given the
uuthoritieN of Aun* ¡ville more or le**
trouble by hin brazen untie*, walked
into the cafeteria and picked up two
H**ttl* ». oin* containing nm.*hed potu-
t en an I the other gravy, which he
t o’s rut to the curb und put into u
« ¡r belonging to Au*tin Utoddart, un-
L-kr-tvn to Stoddn t. T liii net wu*
w;ine> i ll by u number of people—
w ¡o were sober-- und when he re
turned eho’ tly afterward« and nuked
V hut he hud done it for, lu* »aid he
didn't and everybody who hum ! ho
v,*e. i liar« und he |x ddled hi« uhuu I
liow of lunguage unbecoming to u
K ntlemnn.
During ti ,* time Btoddnrt found
t e kett'i in hi car und not know
ing what wa* going on took the
kettle« out of the cur und plnci-d them
alongside of tee school house- not
wanting them in hi* cur.
Mumbai Turnon* appeared about
that time und Mr. Holly wa* taken
o* fore lb cordi-r Ed Highb- rg-r where
he Ktill maintained lie wa« innocent—
«till trying to bull Id« way out of the
predicament by u«ing profane lan
gui gc before ladie* and in n private
liouie, but It « bluff didn’t go and he
hint, .to he tuid that Utoddart and u
man named Sheppard had the kettle*.
•Stoddurt wa* looked up and then the
fir -work* started, but finally Stoddart
and hi« fri< ml« were turned I oom - and
II dly «aid the kettlei. were under the
CJ a rise bridge, Marshal Pamon«, Chaa.
Martin and Holly went to the bridge
nit the k'-ttb-s w re not there and
then it wa« decided to take Holly to
th-- county jail, but on prssing the
*• V,o! rouse the kettle* Were »een
Hitting in front o f the door, having
b n put there by Stodduii while the
officer* and Holly were on the ficti
cious trip to the bridge.
Holly was then turned loose and
the matter wus ut reht for u few days.
Monday feeling was running high
urn! the school hoard and citizens held
practically an ull day «entiion, cussing
and iii.-cusHing the deal hut no defi
nite action was taken, a« they were
¡«11 ufraiil to take the responsibility of
A family reunion was held last
Sunday at the country borne of Mr.
and Mr*. Wallace Riches in welcom
ing the arrival o f little eleven years
obi Ruth Riche* Robinson o f San
Francisco, granddaughter o f Mr. and
Mr«. V/. T. Riches, and daughter of
Mr. i.ii.l .Mr*. W. J. Robinson o f .Mill
City, w' o arrived here unescorted
after an absence of three year*.
The room* were b aut,fully dec
orated with varied rolot -I chysanthe-
murr.* and a bounteous dinner was
rved by the hostess. Cover* wer
luid for the honor guest, Ruth R.
Robinson, Jan • Robinson o f Salem,
•Mr. an I Mis. W. T. Riches, Mr. ami
Mr*. W. J. Robinson o f Mill City,
Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Riche* and
daughter, Rachel, Grandma Haalett,
th • ho t «m i hostess, Mr. and Mrs.
Wadact* Riches and «on, Gordon
Hiede;;. Waldo Riches, who i* att nd-
ing school at .Monmouth, was unable
to attend.
The day wns pleasantly spent in
visiting.
METHODIST CHURCH
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w ia.ing out u warrant for I-ewia—
T 'r epi-ning night o f volleyball sea-
w hich look* like I.i wls has it ov«*r the K»1* l’r->* d very popular. Room for
whole town. It’s all right with u* " i f
al a Premiuni. Let us
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. take this opportunity to corJialiy in-
tho |>eopIe o f Aumsville like it and | v¡t ni|
to wor hip with u* ut the
wc hop«- Lewi, pulls another rtunt at regular service* of the church.
the next meeting.
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Mc-ning (««vic e wa* especially
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z o i with th.- orchestra playing a
¡special number as well as helping in
ain’t so much excitement, when vou
' con~r" tiati°n;il singing, the choir s
TH E HOME TO W N PRESS
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read the n. w* thet’s there. But it
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q'mrtet.
The
Wh -n we read the larger dailies make’s us feel lots d o w er, it’s a ,,n tor used Jn0- 7 4r' “ the text for
’ bout »II wc e is crime. It’« jest the neighborhood uffair.
Then think his n- nrion on “ The Perf«*ct Savior” :
sen all over, in any «lati- or clime, about the feel'n, when *ome love’d "H is character was flawless, His teach
b it when we want to g-t right down one’s left to roam
in. En th- y get thet | !n* uni' |Uf>‘ His work Powerful.” And
to budiu , let’« confer*, it takes the home town p ap er,___
r. new!
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o f folks _____
back _ He‘" ,m n * tcdV ! H,a Usaehin* and
country t..*per, il t littl«« home town there at home. Hindu, s u r fs their 1 wor:‘ are in forcv now and al1 at our
pres
.1 • think when it'* a *now'n’, hiood a tnove’ n bring’* back memories -iispo.nl. But me c b< llt-f «bout Jesus
en u biow’n’, < n' yer blu». Jest pick o f yore, lin before they really know •s rot enough— we must believe in
i Him to the extent we let the search-
up that pi, c< o f sushinc, en’ you «can
it, th«-ir at home again, once more.—
i tight o f Hi truth flood our hearts and
it* png' -i through. It mukoH you feel
lota differì nt; ' inda pirli* you up u Frank Bush in ‘ ‘Uncle Cy’> Talk on 1 then let His character take possession
bit. Cuz you've look’t the paper over, Current Topics," in the Watsckn o f us.
en nbr.orbcd the most o f it. There (III.) lb-publican.
Rev. Burgoyne touched on the race
quosl’cn. He said races should not be
classified but individuals should. The
A W W . V A V . W . W A V J W A W - W M Y y V i V . V A A W A h W . W way our immigration laws «re now.
-f Jesus were here in bodily form as
100ft years ago, he could not get into
SATURDAY
‘.’i United States because he was nn
oriental. Why could not a certain
SUNDAY
-mount of culture be the requirement
for admission into our country. That
way the low classes o f all foreign
luces would be kept out and no un
just race distinction as now.
Elsinore
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NOTICE TO WATER USERS
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Water users will confer a favor if
they will look over their piping anil
repair a!! leaks and notify uny mem
ber of the council or myself o f any
leaks that may bo noticed in the sys
tem.
F. P. ROW LEY.
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J. E. Whitehead, the efficient post-
master of Turner, has a warm s|>ot in
his heart for editors. While looking
1 over his paper Wednesday morning
hi found the following piece o f poe-
I try and he passed it on to us, knowing
that the life o f an editor is not always
rosy. It makes us feel good, as we
1 consider our chances in the hereafter
' ¡irv pretty good:
FANCH0N
& MARCO’S
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F o llies
Idea
Don’t Forget The Wedding
on the stage Saturday Nite
at 8:00. Come Early
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Appreciation
The Editor stood at the pearly gate,
His face looked worn and old;
He m-v-kly asked the man o f fate
For admission to the fold.
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“ What have you done?” asked Peter,
“ To ask admission here?”
“ Oh, I used to run a printing plant
On earth for many a year.”
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swung open sharply,
:• The As gn<e
Peter touched the hell.
in, my lad. and take a harp;
• % : "Com-'
You’ve had enough o f h— .”
— Kedmon-I A. Bolton.
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NUMBER >i
Jamestown, N. D.
For a considerable number o f years
America ha bc<-n the storm center of
an annual orgy staged as a gentle
er.i n.lu-r to the outside- world that
-luring the pa t year we’d done— well,
not so badly— even if we di<! have to
-imit it ourselves! This year, for
once, he who can in j- ct any considc-r-
ab'<- modicum of zest or complacency
into the construction o f this smug
‘achievement cun.;ciousm-iH must needs
be either a colossal optimist— or a
•b-mocrat.
However, s nee it is our patriotic
duty to be thankful, we’d better grub
around a bit and sec just what v.e
have on top to use as grist for the
thank-you mill, anyway.
Of course, the republicans go in.
For that it i- possible they may be
haif-hearte l.y thankful. To unbiased
onlookers it appears a dubious bless
ing, but to those mounted on the
ban-1 wagon it may seem unadulter
ated. The democrats didn’t get in and
are, therefore, in the lugubriously en-
viable position o f the “ But-we’rc-not-
to-blame-for-it.” For this they should
b- and probably are breathlessly
grateful.
The farmers throughout the nation
have a bumper crop, for which logic
ally they ought to be vociferously
appreciative. Since the crop is so
bumper that prices are shot those who
consume but do not produce such
wrecked since it adoption is highly
gratifying to the told-you-sos. Mor ;
reason for double-barreled gratitude.
Winter is coming. They who are
r<ady for it had better be tl.anksful.
These who aren’t may thank their
lucky stars that it will not be the
length o f that in Siberia.
No one really likes to work. Ergo
— roughly some 6,000,000 souls of us
at the present writing may be grim
ly thankful that our worries on that
score are practically nil.
Wc couid go on and on enumerat
ing ad infinitum causes for jubilant
thanksgiving on the part o f this or
that cross section o f our national
hodge podge. Everywhere there are
reasons for continuing to perpetuate
-.he laudable custom started by our
sturdy forebears three hundred years
ago. I f there is a slight pinching in
sundry «quarters, compensation wafts
in on the wind that blows from the
opposite direction. Definite causes for
thanksgiving may seem obscure at
first glance, but a conscientious and
painstaking inventory o f affairs both
national and personal will bring one
to light eve-«-rally in greater or lesser
degree.
Any grim visaged pessimist incline-1
to doubt the truth o f that assertion
will find food for thought in the re
flection that next month comes Christ
mas— thank goodness! And if that
agricultural commodities are probably- doesn’t please him, let him sigh grate
pleased.
fully and remember that it will then
Then there’s the tariff. Half the be over for another twelve months.
people want it. Half didn’t. The win There, at least, is something for which
ners are satisfied and the havoc it has he can be thankful.
CHRISTIAN CHURCH
i by k' f! lavp" - noir at both Sunday
[ services. Ke announces an evening
concert for the near future.
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There will be chorus singing at the
A record attendance was a feature
morning services led by I)r. Epley.
o f the Christian Endeavor. There
Mrs. Lyman and her Stay ton folk were more present than could be seat
were welcome guests Sunday evening. ed in the room.
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All the morning service? were enjoy
The ladies annual bazaar is dated
for Dec-r.iber 10. It promises to be able. A !a*-;;e spirit filled Bible school
was followed by a beautiful commun
good.
ion service and an excellent spiritual
The anthem, ‘ ‘One Sweetly Solemn sermon by the pastor.
Thought,” was rendered by the choir
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to the pleasure o f all.
Bro. Bates announced that an ex
cellent Christmas program is being
A very interesting meeting is
prepared by the Bible school. Mrs.
scheduled for Sunday evening when
Delze-1 has been selected to direct it.
Rev. Gilstrap will speak, taking for
It will be Tuesday evening, Decem
his subject, ‘ ‘ Old Bachelor's Love
ber 23.
Letters.”
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Sunday evening the program was
A concert o f home and Salem
attended by a large audience. Every
talent will be given Sunday night,
one was delighted with the presenta
December 8, which will be in the
tion o f the poems taken from Bro.
nature o f a community sing.
Gilstrap’s gift book, “ ’ Round the Fire
Dr. Epley was greatly encouraged place.”
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