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Events in the Lives of Little Men
i Women
Art Always Admired
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F L O R E 5 T O N S H A M P O O - Idael for am 1»
connection with Parfcsr'aHair Balaam. Makes the
hair t o il and flu ff.. 10 cents by mail or at drug,
ffiata. Hiacox Chemical Works. Patchoeua. N T .
C o m p le x io n R e q u i s i t e s
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AS FIRST AID
I-••nk in'n o f electric currents fr»m
hliih |H>wer transmission lines often
causes serious Injury lo trees, ne-
corillng to tree specialist* In the
Uniteli Ntiitea I »epurimeli! o f Agri-
rulture. Another eoinmon tyi<e o f In­
jury to tree« ami ahrulia la scorch-
In i amt burning na a reault o f tho
pianta belnit locatili where while-
w a ali ml or light-colored Malta reflect
the heat o f the aun. Other ty|>ea of
Injury to Irera are canned hy ilenao
• baile or too lulenae sunlight.
U m Hanford’s
Balsam of Myrrh
Ail Saalara ara asthariiad ta radaad rear
•enay la rtk e t in t Sattla if act Mitaa.
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TW6S6 ACCIDENTS ? - SOU MUST,
W e a WOJOCCFa SYSTEM !
Mayor oa Croaaiag Duty
Emulating Napoleon, who took up
• sleeping sentry's musket and
walked the post, Mayor Mackey of
Philadelphia assumed the role of
traffic officer when he found the po­
liceman missing from the Intersec­
tion o f Fifteenth and Chestnut
streets. He was prompted by an un­
identified motorist whose machine
narrowly missed the Macklan coat
tails. After telephoning police heud-
quarters. Mayor Mackey directed
traffic for the minutes between 1 :15
and 1:40 p. m. A police Inspector
reached the scene a moment before
the traffic officer, who had “stepped
away for a minute to get a drink of
water.” The mayor spoke to the lat­
ter in earnest fashion and then de­
parted.
The feminine styles in 1S90 w ere
not pretty, but there have been many
that were.
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Feen-t-mint It
Ibe answer. Clcanahii action of
smaller doses effective because
you chew iL At your druggists—
the safe and scientific laxative.
Blessed are the peace makers.
When you are In a fight, you don’t
have to watch them.
Feenamint
FOR CONSTIPATION
K ill R ats
'Phone From M oving Train*
Ti'li-|ihotilng from the llntnhurg-
Berlln express truina In tlrrmiiny la
reported to be n euccea. Passengers
nmy talk from a luuith to any part of
the country while traveling 00 mile*
un hour. All that la neceaaary la to
give central the tiuniher and the
name o f the city drain’d. Connec­
tion la innde hy menu* of nn aerlnl
running along the niofa of the enra,
fnim which ether wave* are tmna-
nilttcd hy electric current to the reg-
ular telegraph wires running parallel
with the railway, which carry the
tnraange hy way o f Hamburg or
lterlln.
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LAuVfûS SEEM TO
BE ABLE ED B E W E Q Y U M E K
AT 1HE SAME ÏME - JUST LIKE
SANTA Ä A ü S ^ \ ) J W . M N K ! -
TUE RE
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OH THAWKsl-POtS THAT
MEAN MX) WANT ME TÖ SEND A
SALESMAN lb CALL ON MX) ?-0fc
ARE i )D0 0CCDMMENB1N6 M X)R
U SA I SERVICES 16 CXÄ USE ? -
ON,OF COURSE NOT ! - M d O /
WANT TO F « j V4T A D OLL •
W ithout Poison
M N ew F if e r w ls a f o r th a t
W o n 't K ill L iv e s to c k , P o u lt r y ,
D o g » , C u ts , o r s r s e B aby C h ic k »
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K R Ocan b ta a td about tha hom c.baro or poul­
t r y yard w ith absolute s a fe «. • • It co n ta in . * e
TTT«ff*T r ~ ‘ -----K R -O is m ade ofS cu ill.a a
recom mended b .U .S .D ept. o fA s rieuhare.aodee
the Connable procee. w hieh insures maximum
strength. T w o cana killed 57S rata at Arkansas
S tate Farm . Hundreds o f other testim onials.
■ o ld oe> a H ooey -B o o k O s a s s a ts s .
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Insist upon K - R - O . tha o rigin a l Squill
m inator. AO poultry supply, drug. , and
S tores—75c. L a rg e sire (four tim es aa
i m ach)
rou K-R-O
S2.CD. D irect Ifd esle r cannot supply you
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Paper Malting in Japan
One morning when the children
were eutlng hrenkfusl, Milford put
two henping spoonfuls of sugar In his
cocon.
*‘I should think one spoonful would
tm enough," objected hla sister.
"I should think ao, too," he replied,
“but It ulnt."
N ervous,* W e a k . L o s t W e ig h t
STILL THINKS SO
Tacom a, Wash.—
" I had an operation
ami could not regain
my health or get
strung afterwards. I
was nervous and
weak, only weighed
^eighty-five pounds. I
.as nothing but skin
- and bones. I wss so
'weak tliat I would
/I fr hare to hold to some-
Mrs. Jacob Thou« thing when I tried to
walk. I went on this way for about
thrrs years during which time I took
one medicine after another without get­
ting help Then I started using Dr.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription and after
taking six bottles I was well and
strong."— Mrs. Pauline Thaut, 1914 So.
Cushnnn S t (A ll dealers.)
Write Dr. Pierce’s Clinic, Buffalo,
N. Y., for free medical adtica. Send 10c
far a trial pkg. of tablet^
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K IL L S -R A T S -O N L Y
Japan la rapidly Inking It* place
among the pnper-mnking nation*, par­
ticularly In the new* print Held.
With her huge forests and alimtat un­
limited water-power supply, she I"
producing a pa|u*r Independent of
anw foreign source of raw material.
Only the United Ntnten, (Ireat Hrlt-
aln, Germany nnd Canada exceed
Japan In output.
The Industry Ima rapidly forged to
the front In the progressive and mod­
ern activities of the empire, nnd ItliM
fnlr to he even more productive In
the future.
• Wutus Niwptpw 1
T h at’s That
pretty nenr owns that college.
He
ought to be nhle to get me n position
na vice president of the football as­
sociation.
Soma Man A re O bligin g
Mr. Jnhhg (during the quarrel) — Ev­
ery now nnd then we bear of some
married man shooting himself.
Mrs. Jnbbs— Yes, every now and
then we hear of some man who will
do something to please his wife.
He Neede a System
"What Is the matter with my hits
hand, doctor?”
“ Oh. his stomach Is In bad disorder.'
“ Yes; Jurt what I thought.* I novel
saw any one as disorderly as he. Havt
you ever noticed his writing desk?”
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Domestic Am enities
HU Prospects Bright
O rigin o f Specie
Aunt—Ro you're going to college? 1
suppose you »III start In ns n fresh­
man.
Nephew— Fresiiman nothing. My pn
"And do you think this town would
hold me If I had -51,000 in my pocket?"
"Oh, I think It would—the police
wouldn't let you leave.”
N O N-SURG ICAI method en­
ables u< to give W R IT T E N AS­
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Nook Jeacri: t.i'sg cause* ami prop-
K l | t r trcatmcct of mch aHmcnfa.
RKTdi'c'tpLpN "uNld
B etw een Friends
Johnson—“ IHdn't you think that fel­
low who ran nwny with your wife wns
your host friend?” Blllaon—” 1 still
think so.”
15-years success hi treating Rectal and
Co loo troubles by the Dr. C. J. Dean
HAD SEEN IT BEFO R E
Mother— I can't think where Frltx
got Ida sweet nature from.
Father— It must he from you.
Mothery— Flatterer!
Father— I still hnve mine myself!
Young W ife— How fortunate I am
In possessing a husband who u I ways
stays at home In the evening.
Bosom Friend—Yes. Your husband
never was much nddlcted to pleasure.
SUFFERING ELIMINATED
He— “ Haven't I seen your face be­
fore?" She—"Probably, It wouldn't be
possible for you to see It behind."
D elighted
Chumm Citron— Was the old man
violent when you told him you wanted
to marry his daughter?
Sam Speck— Violent? I should say
so. Why. he nearly shook my hand
off.
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V your romrlsxlon sad paint rad rossa /
rn M In your pale, sallow ehsoks. Truly ,
■ M wcrdorful rsoulta follow thorough .
■ g co lon c lo a n s la g . T a k o s e -
I § n s T u e c s e s * to y - t o r »«u ls t o
' ■ s nd strsogthso your ethniooti ra or-
■ rsat. Wstrb ths transformation. I
" f r y nn Instead o f moie I u s tir ss.
■H. mis, .eraly ragstakls—et * see*, eeb He
FEEL LIKE A MILLION. TAKE
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