> THE TRIBUNE, TUB NEB. OBEdON ÍTT World Events Pictured 1 HAPPENINGS EVERYWHERE AND PERSONS - * • OF NOTE AS SEEN BY THE CAMERA • - - le t SORE THROAT Lw . a » . . ir a c m a i yet the best ot you • • • Where Coolidge’s 500 Word» Will Be Carved _ minutes after you rub on CMVE r Mu. M u tin o le your throat ahouM loam to Irai I n . aural Continue the iraarmant o r u e » v a r y h o u r f u r fiv e h o u r s ami yo u 'll ha a.'uniihail at the n lie f. Working like the trained hand, of a Biaa.rur, thia famoua bland of oil of camphor, menthol and othei C uatard, «redranta bring* raliaf naturally. It « penmates and alimulataa blood cimila» turn and hrlpa to draw out infection and un. I'aad by million, fur 20 yeara. acummendcd by doctor, and nureee. keep Multatola handy— jara and tubea. C EXTREM ES M srsger F. N. Shepherd of the American Bankers' association was talking at a dinner In New York nbool a shorn lamb of tbc stock m arket uOh, well, be took bis shearing In good part," Mr. Shepherd said. “HU last words as ha left tba street fot good and all were: •"Extremes m eet gentlemen. i bava burnt my Aligera and It's given ma cold feet.’" SILVER-LINED CLOUD To M others—M ust tro ta is alto ruttila In m i I tier fo rm for fatbits tinti in tu ii children . Ask fo r Chlfa siren's M ust croia. I BAYER G ra n d m o th e r'» R em edy “In tiiuoey mutters be'a ander • sioud they say." “Well, he's lined It with sliver, ns nobody cares.” For «aery at ornar t> and Intestinal III. Tills good olil fash ioned herb liorna remedy for conetl- patlon, stamaob Ills slid other derange ments of tb s sys tem so prevalent these days Is In even greater favor as a family medicine than In yonr grandmother's day. Tbls ls Ruahmoro mnuntaln In th* Black llltla of South Dakota, on the aurfuce ot whlch will b« rarved the BOthword hlsfory of th« United Stntea whlcb Calvin Coolldge la writlr.g. The mountaln ls beln* rnade Into a national metnorlal bcarliig coloasa! bt-ada of Washington, Jefferoon, Lincoln a n ' Uooaevelt dealgued by tiutxon Borgt um. H A N F O R D ’S Destroyer» on the Way From San Diego to New York W e W o n d er Balsam of Myrrh A H e a lin g Antise ptic “ ------------ -----------■— •----------*— ■*- W hen O e b rle l to o t» tale b o r a I w o n d e r If w a i l b e a r I t s n o te a b o v e tb e nolee O f a u t o b o rn e d o w n b a re ? A § P im w Aspirin <* the trade of Bayer Ifam factur» o f Manosee You natoially hat* partisans who • re willing to Injure tbe country tn order to defeat the other party. Rusa Ball Blue. I w ant Insist, don’t accept substitutes. Grocers sell coast to coast.—Adv. C o n v ic ts H im se lf “1 despise hypocrites. Take Smith ton. for example: be'a the biggest hypocrite on earth." "But you appear to be bia best friend." “Oh. yes; I try to appear friendly toward him. It pays better In tbe and." O mi Unta S m i e a t In love, you are never allowed to permit your feelings to relax. It Is Many a woman without hralna k such a tyrannical taskmaster. able to fool ■ male highbrow. E a rly R isin g D o you get up la t'aie to admire the beauty of the sunrise?” “I don’t pay so much attention to the sunrlae." answered Mr. Cbugglno. "but In order to cover good distance I make It a rule to have tbe old fliv ver out on be road a« early as poa slble.”—Washington Star. The T ry -O u t Visitor—I supimse you are very care ful about what you feed your lovely , tV rslsn cat? M rs.------ Oh. yes. Indeed! I always have my husband taste everything be fore I offer It her her I—Ex change. This Little Girl Got Well Quick H ew A b o u t D e fe a tT R astas—Here am a telegram from de bo*« In Africa. He »ays be Is «end tng us some lions' tails. Circus Owner’« Wife—IJons' tails. Rnstus? What «re you talking «bout? Raatus— Well, read It yourself. It says plain: “Just captured two Uons Sending details by malL" "Just after her third b i r t h d a y , my little daughter, Connie, had a serious attack of in testinal till," says Mrs. II. W. Turnage, 217 Cadwalder St., Han Antonio, Texas. “It left her very weak ¡id pale. Her bowels wouldn't act Ight, the had no appetite and nothing greed with her. “Unr physician told us to give her nme California Fig Syrup. It made er pick up right away, aud now she l as robust and happy as any child i our neighborhood. I give California lg Syrup full credit for her wonder- ul condition. It Is a great thing for htldren.** Children like the rich, fruity taste f California Klg Syrup, and you can Ive It to them as often as they need because It Is purely vegetable. For ver BO years lending physicians have »commended It. and Its overwhelming ales record of over four million hot- lea a year shows It gives satisfaction, iothlng compares with It as a gentle ut certain laxative, and It goes fur- tier thnn this. It regulates the stom- ch and bowels and gives tone and trength to these organs so they con- Inue to act normally, of their own ccord. There are many Imitations of Csll- nrnla Fig Syrup, so look for the name •''allfnmla" on the carton to be sure ou get the genuine. O n w a rd s o d U p w ard A destroyer division of the battle fleet leaving San Diego harbor for a cruise to New York. Original Red Cross Flag Presented NEW ARCHBISHOP Visitor—What 1« your method of amassing wealth? Millloualre—Well, for the flrst mU lion, don’t despise any method, hat after that, honesty comes by degrees THE CULPRIT Are von prepared to render first aid and quick comfort the moment your youngster has an upset of any sort? Could you do the right thing—immediately— though the emergency came with out warning—perhaps tonight? Castoria is a mother's standby at such times. There is nothing like it in emergencies, and nothing better for everyday use. For a sudden attack of colic, or the gentle relief of constipation; to allay a feverish condition, or to soothe a fretful baby that can't sleep. This pure vegetable prepa ration is always ready to ease an ailing youngster. It is just as harmless as the recipe on the wrapper reads. If you see Chas. H. Fletcher’s signature, it is genuine Castoria. It is harmless to the smallest infant; doctors will tell you so. You can tell from the recipe on the wrapper how mild it is, and how good for little systems. But continue with Castoria until a child is grown. 1 H I f o « C h ftn . W k g . P a lc jv ^ n ^ v j^ - T . Belgium, with Of» persons to the square mile, has the densest popula What would It avail a woman t* tion of any country In Europe. Its total potilatlon In 1927 was 7,850,000. have troubles If she couldn't air them! T bad my pockets picked last lig h t." “Why. I didn’t know yon were 11* .ng with your wife again." B ro th e rh o o d R t Rev. Francis J. L. Beckman ot Lincoln, Neb, whom Pope Plus ha* honored by making him archbishop ot 1 Dubuque, Iowa. S o m e Do 'Can your girl friend keep a secret?" 'Well, she like« to have lots of help” CHORE MAN BARONET What Is believed to be the original Red Cross Hag. made by founder of the aoclety. In 1SS2, belug presented to Chairman Payne at natlonnl hendqunrtern In Washington by officer« of who had received It from Mrs. John P. Mosher of Rochester, W h at this Doctor did tor Humanity Clara Burton, John Barton the D. A. R., N. Y. ■ v a lu e hte e u c c e sse s new W hich F am e la h a p p y to d isc u ss. And hi* m is ta k e s I v a lu e , to o — T h ey p ro v e he'» h u m a n , ju s t Ilk* us. F in e , In d e e d I Ruskln Bill was In conrt charged with exceeding the auto speed limit. “What's the uuitter with you." asked the Judge. “Didn't you read tbe signs along the road?” “Sure." replied Bill. “Tbey read Fine for Speeding.'" A B it E a rly Father—lsu i It time you were en lerialnlug the pr. pect of un ;r inmyl Daughter t quite. He's not com- ii’g until eight o’clock Filipinos Not Liked in California Aa a young man the late Dr. R. V. Pierce, practiced medicine in Pennsyl vania and was known far and near for his great success in alleviating disease. Finally he moved to Mortal... N. Y, and put up in rcwly-to-uae form, hit GOLDEN MEDICAL DISCOVERY, the well known tonic for the blood. Tbit strength builder li made from a formula which Dr. Pierce found most effective when in private practice. It aids digestion, acts as a tonic and enriches the blood—clears away pimples and annoying eruptions and tends to keep the complexion fresh and dear. Alt druggists. Tablets or liquid. V e rific atio n “Do you take care to verify «11 you say?” “Invariably." answered Senator Sor ghum. “Even If something I announce Isn't yet true. I put I* In the form of a prediction and try to make It come true later on." Sho W as D oing thn L n ttin g “So your husband Is letting his heard grow ?" John Harry Lee Fagge. nfty eight year-old chore man of Pepperell. Mass., whose position In life was vastly changed when new« can.e to him of the death of his brother. Sir John Charles Fagge. In England recently. He la now Baronet Fagge. ! I f sis* ro u i try r r t f i i i m ZHw R . I. R a d s , B a r r a d R o c k s , W h it» L eghorns—a ll from care fully su p e rv ised flocks of larg e birds and m a tu rs breeders, Including w o rld 's rec o rd at rein. Alao W . L . p u llets, yearling hen» a n d d a y - o ld turkeys. W r its for p rices a t o n es a s e v e ry th in g p o in ts to g reatly Increased d em and. P ro m p t 100 % II v s deliv ery g u aran teed . 20 y ears' w o n d erfu l re p u ta tio n y o u r safeguard. W. N. U , PORTLAND. NO. 8 1830. CHILD P o e ia g as a W alter Ma—What's the matter, denr—sick? Pa (waving telegram )—Just a alight touch of the son. [Jag Todd] Q U 1K N H A T C H E R Y *4X0 it * A rt. Seattle, W a s h . An Ailing I always wear a tuxedo to a oan quet so that, in the middle of a speech. 1 can pick ip a few illsbea and leave the room and every one thinks I'm Just a waiter going out.—Life. Sosatruck jo t Colds come suddenly. You can often end them just as quickly 1 Take Bayer Aspirin the moment you’ve caught one. A single sneeze should he the signal, or the first sign of congestion or headache, or soreness. Exposure to cold and wet isn’t half so serious when ou’ve learned to protect yourself with Bayer Aspirin. ’or the speedy relief of colds, headaches, neuralgic or neuritic pain, and even the acute suffering caused by rheumatism, there is nothing so sure and so safe as genuine Aspirin tablets stamped Bayer. They make a marvelous gargle, too. See proven directions in every package. i Garfield T ea W as Y our ossa l a t t h s n That C O LD U n a p p re c ia te d A rtist« Filipinos seem to he Increasingly unpopular In California and there have been Severn I demonstration« ngnlnst them. In Slockton the Filipino Huh was wrecked by a bomb, the photograph showing part of the results of the explosion. Many Italian pictures which today are priceless wer# painted for trifling turns. Titian was compelled to paint portraits of the doges of Venire for live crowns apiece! Raphael painted some of his best pictures for very III tie. and his flue cartoons were at one time cost aside as lumber I “He 1« not letting It grow—I am let ting him grow It" T o n g h D uck “Excuse me, madam, but—er—you iven't paid f- t duck *:** *nd •ne time back." “No, my husband spr,tned hi* w- • so badly carving It that he lut* been unable to write out your check." T a p p in g a V a c u u m Earnest New Student—E lei me ■mid i tell roe » y to tb« I c ture hall? old Hand—’Fm ld I r a n t ; I’m • -*n lent myself !—London I’nseing Show Way to Happiness Simple says California Physician After 28 Years’ Practice Describes Natural Treatment which Keeps People W ell •A F T E R over 28 years of the study / V and practice of medicine, during which time I have treated and supervised the treatment of almost every variety of human illneaa,” writes Dr. Martin J. Dobson of Los Angeler>, “I believe I have dis covered tbe greatest blessing that has been bestowed upon the human family. Statistics show that of all classes of persons, physicians and nurses live to a riper old ag° than any other class of people. I believe this is no doubt due to the fact that they know more about the impor tance of daily elimination. Dr. Dobson’s Discovery "T he remedy I am speaking of Is colorless, tasteless, harmless to the most delicate alimentary tract, from infancy to old age. It is non-habit forming, and It is essential to the smooth running efficiency of the human body, which needs lubrica tion just like any other machine. "Thia remedy is Nujol. “ Moat human ailment* can be traced to the alimentary tract for either the main or the contributing cause, and roost of these disorders con be prevented or cured through proper cleansing and regulating by the administration of Nujol as per Instructions on th« bottle and wrap per, or as ordered by the physician or nurse.” Nujol Laboratories considers it a privilege to publish Dr. Dobson's endorsement of Nujol. Physicians and nurses themselve* use and advise you to use Nujol regularly to clean the poisona out of your body (we all have them), be cause these poisons are what make us feel headachy, depressed, low in our minds. It is always safe to use Nujol, because it is not a medicine; it con tains absolutely no drugs; it cannot hurt even the Uttleat baby; it forma no habit; it is non-fattening. Nujol is harmless internal lubrication. Wbat This Should Mean to Ton In the tost few weeks we have had over 5,000 letter* from people all over the world, telling us how Nujol has helped them to happiness and success by keeping their bodies in ternally dean. Y'ou can buy Nujol in sealed packages at any drug store. It costs but a few cents, and it will make you feel like • million dollars. Start Nujol tonight. Use It regu larly for two weeks, and learn the 'oy and the happiness th a t comes rom buoyant, restful health I C u tic u ra A re you «atiefied with what your m irror reflect»? Doe* it »how a »kin d e a r, healthy and beautiful ? C o n tin e n t u«e o f C n tie n ra ae- enree you ench a satisfying reflec- A ■ tio u . Culieurm S o a p is cleansing ” and antiseptic; C u lle u ra G int- m en! keep* the akin soft end emooth and the scalp healthy { C n t i e n r a T a l r n m im p a rts a dainty and refreshing fragrance. S a n IS . O w m P o tte r D r a g A C k r lSe. « « 2 S*e. T . t w t ie . P n i p i e e t t C tw w o w U o », M a W w e i , K m . lM a ir a l /