llhilth are various factors In
solved In Ilia iltoUv uf a hue
bund and Rita I angtl* n tried It)
cmisldcr them all
Not I hut
deliberately set lieraelf to the
of achieving nmitlmnny
That
would have been uo tusk at all. hut
ev en the moat confirmed busliutaa
woman looks forward eveniunlly to a
husband. huhles ami a homo.
And
Itlta was uo exception
For Ihv proaent aim was well sails
fled with her position In the office of
the t ’urpo book bindery There vvere a
number of nice hoys employed In the
bookhlmlery, but one uftei another
Itltn had eliminated them ns pro*
peetlve suitors. Then two new addl
lion* to the office staff came to claim
her lagging liilereat— the ho«» »on
and the new young nmn. And Itltn
took «pci lul cure with her fluffy brown
hair, her clear young‘complexion and
her tidy dresses.
lilts was sitting very quid hut quite
occupied. In an obscure corner of the
dingy Stockroom . Soon John llenson,
the new young mun. came In and
busied himself with a pile of book
cover* on a bench aero«» the room
Itlta remained silent, hut observant
In a few minute* the apple man came
Into the mom. Every one In that ills
trlct knew the apply nmn. a «mall
gray, bent and feeble old man who tot
tered from office to office selllnu ap
pies to clerks, bookkeepers and suu
dry workers.
"Hello, Dad." greeted Henson as the
old man shambled Into the room
"Fellng pretty spry today?"
“ Pretty spry for my age. I reckon,'
ans.vercd the apple vender. “ And I've
got another birthday today."
"Really! Congratulations And how
old »■-» you. If I may ask?’
“Cluees ,'1 invited th* old fellow
Henson wrinkled hi« lirows In nn ap
praising look whtrh was enbuinted to
convey the Impression of being itiy
keen and searching.
"Not much over elxty, I should
Judge." he finally ventured. “I’d sat
about sixty-four.”
“lie-he-he-he. you’re way off." cack
led Ihe old chap la delight. " I ’m
eighty-four today."
“ No," gasped Henson, as If greatly
astonished. "You surely don't look It.
Why. you're as spry and youthful as
a man of sixty."
"Yes, str.” chuckled the octogens
rian, * Taln't many men of my age can
get around like I can."
Just then Ham Carp«, son ot the
boas, came Into the room. The apple
man turned to him iu anticipated de­
ligh t .
"Got a birthday today, bet you can't
gueas how old 1 am.”
"
Carpo glanced casually at the wrtn
kled face end stooped flgurs. then re
piled:
"Ob, about eighty four or eighty-
five.”
Th e old mnn'e face drooped per
ceptlbly and hla body sagged even
more. If that were possible. All the
Joy went out of hie dim eye*.
"D o I look that old 7" be asked
slowly.
"Oh. he Just overheard you telling
me, that'e how he knew." exclaimed
John Beneon. striving hastily tn reas­
sure the old man. "And say I'm Just
starving for tome apples. give me
about a dozen of them."
After the apple man had left Henson
turned angrily upon ths haughty off
aprlng of his employer
“ Bny. you're s line egg. you are," be
accused. "Couldn't you have lied a
little to the old nun— told him he
looked younger. Just It make him feel
good?"
"W ell, he iooke all of eighty -four,
doesn’t he?“ argued Carpo.
“ Sure be does.” agreed Benson, "but
It wouldn’t have hurt you to gness
twenty less Just to make the old fel
low happy. There* so much misery
and grief In this »Id world that It Isn't
often you can make a persno happy
with Just a simple little lie.”
“ Huh. why should I worry?" an
swered f'arpo nonchalantly as he left
ths room.
A t ths do v slammed behind him
Rita cams out of the concealment of
her obscure corner and confronted
John Benson.
"Pardon me for listening In." she
announced, "but I heard you lls to
the old man.”
Bensoo turned with s start.
"Didn't know yoo were In here." he
said. "I'm afraid you ve got me rntn
logued now as s — er— a penurious fab
rlcator."
"Not at all." HRs replied sweetly
"I think that an adoiahl* lie. It was
really a gallant gesture and shows a
fine consideration for other people's
feelings. I like folks who are kind
and thoughtful of others."
"Thanks— or— have an apple." the
young man stammered
Now. this tale I* morel) Intended to
T
x THS BATTLS 0SNCXZSNS 'NOCH
ÇAmntiaf ¿y fe rrisi Courtesy Giens Jails Insurance C<\
H IS la the story of a forgotten hat-
tie In American history and of a
y m
I
which decided definitely the ques­
tion of French or English suprem­
acy on the continent of North
America. So that may be why It
Is forgotten. He made an enviable
record during those wars bnt when
there came the war from which we date the his­
tory of the United States as a nation, be "guessed
wrong" as to where his allegiance should be.
And that may he the reason why be is forgotten.
Hut in the military annals of America the Battle
of Rogers’ Rock, fought on March IS, 1758. near
Lake George tn New York holds a place that Is
almost unique. Attacked by a force of 100 French
and 600 Indiana MaJ. Robert Rogers and ISO of
bis Rogers’ Rangers, fought from three o'clock In
the afternoon ant!! nightfall before retreating. In
that battle the Rangers killed ISO of the enemy
but they suffered a loss of 100 killed— one of the
largest casualty lists. In proportion to the num­
ber of men engaged. It is believed, in American
warfare.
Yet this was only one of a number of desperate
enterprises which made the name Rogers’ Rangers
• synonym for a daring and resourceful type of
fighting man and which caused his enemies to
regard him as a "dreaded partisan." Rogers was
born In Dunbarton. N. U „ In 1727. the son of
Janies Rogers, an early settler of that place. His
couth was spent as a hunter and trapper In the
forests of New F.ngland and Canada and his
familiarity with the Indians and Indian methods
yf warfare were to make him Invaluable to the
British generals in the French and Indian war.
At the opening of that conflict tn 1755 Rogers
'ed a force of hardy woodsmen from New Hamp­
shire to Albany. N. Y „ where the British and
Colonial forces were being assembled for an at
tack on the French forts at Crown Point and
Tlconderoga. He Is described at that time as
"over six feet high and physically the moot pow­
erful man In the anny.” Sir William Johnson, the
treat Colonial leader, knowing of Rogers’ reputa
Mon. used him and his men as scouts. Making bis
headquarters at Fort William Heory. a new post
erected by the British at the south eod of Lake
George. Rogers began a series of forays against
the French and their Indian allies.
His courage and skill exceeded only by his
noldnesa. Rogers' exploits have made him an al
most legendary figure so that It is difficult to
separate the Action from the fact In some of the
stories told about him. One Incident is typical
Accompanied by two companions. Rogers set out
tn s canoe on a scooting expedition toward 71 con
deroga. They were discovered by a party of
French encamped on the shore of Lake George
but Instead of beating a hasty retreat they pre
tended to be fishermen and all day long they
floated within gunshot distance of the enemy bait­
ing their books and dropping them Into the clear
waters of the lake Then, so the story goes, they
bad the effrontery to sell their catch to the French
and at evening pushed on toward Tlconderoga
Falling In their desire to capture a prisoner, they
made their way back to the British lines under
cover of a snowstorm.
So valuable did Rogers and his New Hampshire
woodsmen prove to be as scouts and fighters that
at the opening of the spring campaign In 1756, he
was given a special commission by the Earl of
Loudon, commander In chief of the British forces
In America, to raise a picked corps of bush fighters
who were to receive the same pay as the regu­
lars but who were to carry on their operations
In their own way. Thus came Into existence that
splendid body of military irregulars, known as
Rogers' Rangers, whose prowess woo the respect
of both the British and the French. One of Rog­
ers’ lieutenants was another New Hampshireman,
John Stark, later the victor at the battle of Ben
nlngton. Another who was closely associated with
Rogers tn some of his most daring exploits was
from Connecticut— Israel Putnam. "Old Put" of
Bunker Hill and Long Island. Both Stark and
Putnam received from Rogers training In military
leadership which stood them In good steej during
the Revolution. But the fame which It brought
them passed by their old commander and comrade
In arms.
From time to time during the war the Ranrers
were gradually Increased from their original
strength of 62 men to more than a thousand. Their
••IBclal Instructions were "to use their best en
deacon to distress the French and their allies, by
sacking, burning and destroying their bouses
barns, barracks, canoes, bateaux. ete_ and by kill
Ing their cattle of every kind; and at all tlinee to
endeavor to destroy their convoys of provision bv
land and water. In every part of the country." And
no body of troops ever carried out their orders
more thoroughly than did these partisans. At that
time the French were offering the Indians glxfv
franca for every English scalp taken but they
would willingly have paid a hundred times that
amonnt for the scalp of Robert Rogers. All dur
Ing 1756 the Rangers harassed the enemy.
In May. 1757. the Rangers were sent to Hallfas
to Join the expedition against l>oulgl>ourg and dor
Ing the absence occurred In August the siege and
capture of the fort and the terrible massacre whirl!
followed. By December, however. Rogers and hi-
men were back on their old stamping ground ar
xJQ H Sf S T A J lJt
S IA JON HOSSHT HO GSHJ
again giving the French commanders something to
worry about One of bis most dating, as well as
most Impudent, exploits took place on Christmas
eve of 1757. In a sudden dash against Tlconder­
oga he set fire to the woodpiles of the garrison
and killed seventeen head of cattle. T o the horns
of one of the beeves he attached a note to the
commander In the fort which said: " I am obliged
to you, sir. for the repose you have allowed me
to take. I thank you for the fresh meat you have
sent me. I will take care of my prisoners. I re;
quest you to present my compliments to the Mar­
quis de Montcalm. (Signed) Rogers, Commander
of the Independent Companies."
But the French were soon to have an oppor­
tunity to pay off some old scores against the dar­
ing Ranger. On March 10. 1758, Rogers was or­
dered to lead an expedition of 180 Rangers against
Tlconderoga. Since the capture of Fort William
Henry, the enemy had been very active and strong
forces of the Indians were scouting the country
in every direction. Knowing this, Rogers pro­
tested that the force given him was too large for
a scouting party and too small to hold Its own In
a pitched battle. He asked for 400 men but his
request was refused. With 15 Rangers on skates
as an advance guard. Rogers’ little army advanced
by night over the frozen surface of Lake George
to within eight miles of Tlconderoga. There bis
advance guard saw what they believed to be the
glow of a campfire. But when Rogers marched
forward swlfrly to attack, no sign of an enemy
could be found and the commander concluded that
bis scouts bad been mistaken.
As a matter of fact, they had not been. For
the enemy had hastily extinguished their camp
fire when the approach of the Rangers was dis­
covered and had sent word to the fort of the com
Ing of the English. Early the next morning Bog
era and hia men resumed their march on snow-
shoes through snow four feet deep. Early In the
afternoon the Rangers discovered a party of about
100 hostile Indians near at hand and Immedl
ately attacked, killing nearly half of them. Be­
lieving this was the entire force of the enemy.
Rogers pushed on. only to find himself facing
over 600 well-armed Indians and Canadians who
bad been sent from Tlconderoga to meet him.
T h e Ranger captain, seeing that his little force
would soon be wiped out. ordered them to retreat
to their former position near what Is now known
as Rogers’ Rock. But before they had reached
there more than a third of their number had
been slain. With cool desperation, Rogers and his
men made a stand there and tried to beat off
th« angry horde which surged around them. On
the left of bis line, where he had posted a detach
ment to prevent bis being flanked. Ueutenonf
Phillips and ten men were taken prisoners by the
enemy, tied to trees In sight of their friends and
hacked to pieces hy the Indians.
Seeing that his command was doomed If be
tried to hold his ground. Rogers, with 20 men.
rushed to an Icy precipice over a hundred fee*
high which sloped abruptly down to the lake
lumped over the brink and slid dvwn to the lake
with terrific fores. This place, on the shores ot
I.«k r George, known as “ Rogers’ Slide” or "Rog
era’ Leap." is pointed out to the tourist of today
who Is told how the Ranger leader escaped there
from the Indians who. believing he had slid down
the precipice under the protection of fhe Great
S p irit made not attempt at further pursuit How­
ever. Windsor, the historian, says. "Th e legend
of Rogers’ slide near the lower end of Lake
George has no stable foundation.”
Reports on the casualties of the two forces also
vary. One version la that Rogers had 170 men
end Inst 100. as against the enemy's haul of 150 of
their 700. Another version says that Rogers lost
“ 106 of his force of 180." Au official French re­
port sta’ ea that Monsieur de la Purentaye. "an
officer of the colony at the head of 200 savages
and some Canadians, entirely destroyed a detach­
ment of 100 English whom they met three leagues
from the fort. We lost In this occasion, 20 sav­
ages killed and wounded."
There was great rejoicing among the French
that this “dreaded partisan" bad been killed and
bis followers annihilated. But they were mistaken
in regard to Rogers. During the tray Rogers had
cast aside his coat. In the pocket of which the
French found his commission. This gave rise to
the belief that he was dead. Rut he was very
much alive and early In 1759 he was again at the
head of a party of ItaDgera, acting ns advance
guard for the magnificent English army which
General Abercrombie was preparing to hurl
against Tlconderoga. He served valiantly In that
campaign which ended In such a dismal failure,
due to the stupidity of the English general, and
distinguished himself by cutting to pieces the ad
vance party of 3DO French under l-angy In this
fight Rogers raptured 150. killed 100. leaving only
50 to escape to Montcalm's party.
loiter that year Sir Jeffrey Amherst sent Rog
era and his Rangers tn destroy the Indian village
of 8 t. Francis near the St. I-awrenc* river, which
be did successfully, killing 200 Indians, taking
many prisoners and laying the village utterly to
waste. “Then, to elude parties endeavoring to cut
him off. he retreated to Luke Memphremagog to
Charlestown, on the Connecticut, enduring as be
went the excruciating horrors of famine and ex
haustlon." Th e next year he was ordered by Am
herst to take possession of Detroit and other
western posts that were ceded by the French after
the fall of Quebec. Ascending the St. Lawrence
with 200 Rangers, he visited Fort P itt bad an
Interview with the great chief Pontiac at a place
which Is believed to have been the present site
of Cleveland. Ohio, and successfully took posses
slon of Detroit.
After the war he visited England and suffered
from poverty until he borrowed money with which
to print bis Journal, wblrh Is the principal source
of Information about his famous corps. He pre
sented this to the king and In 1765 was appointed
commandant at Mlchllllmarklnac. While holding
this office he was accused of plotting to plunder
his own fort and hand It over to the Frenrh He
was sent to Montreal In Irons and court-martialed,
(n 176» he revisited England but was soon Im
prisoned for debt. Later he returned to thla enun
try and as the Revolutionary struggle drew near
It became apparent that he was doubtful whether
to cast his lot with the Patriots or fhe Tories
In 1775 It was rumored that he had been In
Canada and had accepted a commission under the
king. He was also accused of dressing as an In
dlan and acting as a spy on the Patriots. Wash
Ington was so suspicious of him that he ordered
him arrested, although Stark and others who had
served with him In the Rangers do not seem tr-
have shared the distrust of him Eventually he
was placed upon parole, hut. embittered. It Is said
by his treatment, broke his parole and openly
Joined the British forces. He accepted a commis­
sion of colonel and raised a command called the
Queen's Rangers.
In 1776 he narrowly escaped capture hy the
Continentals and noon after this returned tn Eng
land. In 1778 he was proserllted snd formally
banished. In England hla Inter career was de
scrlbei) as “wild. Improvident and extravagant.’
He was divorced hy his wife and la said tn hnve
died some time after 1800. “a victim to his evil
habits.”
Prejudice against the Tories among the earl*
American historians, no doubt. Is largely reaponsl
ble for the fact that MaJ. Robert Rogers Is a "for
gotten leader" llad fate Intervened differently
when he was wsverlng between hla king and hie
native land, he might have shared with Gen
Donlel Morgan that Intrepid lender’s fame an s
commander of a “partisan corps" during the Rev
olutlonary struggle. For certainty Morgan's Rifle
men served no more brilliantly during the stm t
file for American Independence than did Rogers
Rangers during the struggle to estnhllsh Engllsl
supremacy over the French a decade earlier.
Illustrale the great lulliiem* of amali
svelila III shupliig mir desllliy. Of
course, II may lie Ihm J o h n »nd lilts
would Imv* fallen In love an I married
even without rim Infilai Impilila of
lids "sdornfil* II*” Incident. I don't
pretend to know wind iiilglil have hap-
pe lied.
lini I do know limi on rid* after
noon they sul pervio-«’ oll blüh office
»tool* illuni hing Apples, lunching,
swapping family historic* and Idling
acervi*. I nui also lofi! limi young
people work iu*l these do.v* and llil«
Information I deem quii* co n e d , for
I hut very sanie night Jo in took Ulta
lo a theater. V\ It Hin two weeks they
were engaged and wlildli two months
they were innrrlcth
The following yeai John sol lip tn
business for himself, with R u ns help,
und established the Henson book-
bindery
A year Islet Rita dropped
definitely out of all huslur** acllvlly,
for a certain John Itensmi J r , de­
manded much lime and aricnilon
Every ilay a decrepit old mull lient
and gray, conica Into Hie Henson bool/-
bindery with a basket of sppl*-s over
Ids arm. The head n> the llrm In-
variably buys an apple, llien remarks
how young and sprv ih » vender ap
pears.
"Yes, sir," Cackles the old man,
happily. " 'T a ln ’t tunny men my ngs
cun gel around like I can."
And John Itensmi und» In fervid
agreement, for he I« conscious of a
deep obligation to the old man. He-
sides, he muti maintain Ills reputa­
tion ns ah "adornhle liar."
EAS I LY EXPLAINED
Dear Old Lnily — You »ay you wer*
rim only survivor of all (lie iwelvt
ship wrecked sailors?
Old Hall— Yessuin.
Dear Old L a d y - How was II you
llvrd when all the real died?
Old Hall — IVell. you see all we had
to eat wan our »linos.
Dear Old (only— Yea hill how did
you —
Old Salt— Oh. I wore blggei slums.
W ID O W ’S WEEDS
Falls of Niagara as
Pictured by Hennepin
Father I .mils Hennepin saw Niagara
when he went West to the up|>cr Mis­
sissippi with l.a Halles expedition In
1079. lie hnd s |nn>r eye for ilia,
Miss I’erch — llow nice id you lo
lances, for In successive narratives lia trim your hat with widow's weed* tn
measures Niagara's height as 5*ki and sttmory of your dear husband.
l)l»l feet. Instead of II* tliuxltniim of
Mrs. Trout ts widow! — And so In
162. hul he had a flair for vivid word •xpenslv *. too It's sen tv red I
picture*:
"Betwixt the l.nk* Ontario ami Erie
W a l l i n * for » Kid*
there Is a vast and prodigious endenc# Th* a s f is s ia r » lim e slips on I I» w ay.
W i th car* tv* mu si employ l l
of wilier which falls down after u sur­
It* araba s f o r u m » In s ilsy.
prising and astonishing manner. In­
tlul can't llv* lo *fl|nv It.
form in h that the universe tinea not sf-
ford 11» parallel. ’Tl* true Italy and
As A d vertised
Switzerland fioast of some such tlilius.
Installment
Collect **f He*
hero,
but w* may well say they are hut rou te several Insialluu-ut» behind 00
sorry pallerns when compared to ltd* , your piano.
of which we now speak.
.
It
Purchaser— Well, the rwtnpaDf ad-
iihe River Niagara) Is so rapid abova ] reni se*. “ Pay as you piny "
the desceiil that ll violently hurries
Collector— Wbal'a timi got lo do
down Ihe wild hen*!» while endeavor­ i with It?
ing tn pass li to feed on riie other side,
Purchaser— 1 play very poorly.
they not tielng »M e to withstand the
fore# of lls current, which Inevitably
C e l l i s t Thaw ed O et
casts them down headlong above Out)
mink* Ills Wir« look* like *ho
foot . . ."— New York Tim e».
.night h»*e been » « n e l on snowballs
sad brought up In a refrigerator
Jinks— Yes. and living with a ho
N o r w o g ls o H*ro
Olnv I Trvggvesson was king of Nor­ man Icicle Ilk* that you can'i Main#
way from Ikgi iikki II* began Ills ca­ him for sneaking out with s red hot
reer In exll*. fought for th* Emperor mamma aow and then to get thawed
Olbo III and frequently rulded Ilia out
coast of Franco and the llrlllsli Isle*
Absol utel y Fresh
until be became converted to Chrlstl-
Customer— A re three egge r*ally
anlty. He went to Norway and was
accepted a* king In IKK), lie immedi­ 1 fre*h?
O rocer-M adam . If you'll *iep over
ately began tn convert the country to
Christianity. O lnr was defeated In lo the ‘phone and call up my poultry
battle by Ihe combined Swedish and j farro you will be ablr lo hear Iho
Danish fleets, lie fought lo Ihe last •arkle of Ihe hrna that laid those very
on hi* great ship known a* the Long *gga.
Snake, and Anally leaped overboard
Why th* Traffic J a ms
and was seen no more. After hi*
"I bale Ihoae Impromptu complex-
death b* became Ihe hero of his peo­
ple. who constantly looked for hi* on*, don't you?"
"W hal do you mean?"
return.
"Thosa they make up as they go
along."
W a s te d R e g re ts
Regrets are a sheer wsst* of tlrno
When we Indulge In B a m . up again
comes Ibe experience we are regret­
ting. 80 In a measure we suffer our
sorrow and discontent again Surely,
to live over again Ihe unhappiness of
life ts folly of the worst kind. And
yet muny of ua love to keep friend*
with the untoward happenings of our
liasL Strictly speaking, w# ought to
have dime with them. They belong lo
the limbo of Ihe past— there let them
lie.— London Tlt-BIte.
D a h lia O r ig in a lly
O V ER TR A IN E D
W ild
Th* dahlia s o first discovered In
Mexico to 1615. where it was growing
I d ihe wilderness of Ihe Sierras In
myriads of colors. The Spanish bota­
nists Cervantes and Cavanllie* were
the Aral lo appreciate the grealneao
of this flower. Seeila of the dahlia
were received at Ihe royal gnnlena at
Madrid In 178» hy Abho Cavanlllca.
The first of these seeds flowered in
1790. producing semi douhl* finwera.
which were named after Dr. Andrew
Dahl, a Swedish botanist.
C ra s s m a tic a l
An authority on correct English
speak* as follows In regard to the
position of peraonal pronouns con
nected by th* conjunction: "When two
or more peraonnl pronouns In ib# sing­
ular are connected by ‘and. th* sec­
ond person precedes th* flnrt and tha
third, and the third person precedes
the first; when the pronouns are used
together In the plural numlier. the first
person precede* the second and th*
third, and »he second person precede*
Ihe 1 bird."
Standards of Beauty Vary the World Over
Standards of beauty differ all over
the world and, aa the modern western
woman know* to her coat, with her
decade. In Morocco a bride is dellh
erately fattened up with nil *«r»« of
"beauty food*." mostly cereals, milk
and date*: In New Ireland In Hie
South sen* they will keep a girl lit
ernllj years to make her plump
enough for loveliness aeenrding to Ihe
local standard.
I have seen utterly
“fat” heiiuller In the Near East and
the utterly flat, unfemlnlne-looking
womanhood of China, where curves
are regarded as Ihe height of Im
modesty. Clilneee women strap down
their breasts from girlhood. In every
way suppressing any suggeatlon of
femininity.
Care »1 the hair I* an inexhaustible
subject; th« Eskimo Isdy use* rein
deer marrow for pomatum; In FIJI
they use scented oil snd the gum of
th* breadfruit tree as a kind of stiff
ener; In the Society Islands of the
South seas, where burnt coral serve*
ss heir dye. there Is even s god of
hair dresser*.
Totoropolan Is nls
J l Few
"The great athlete dieu because he
vas overtrained?"
“ Yee: fell under the cars and wee
-•I lo h alf"
L e a r n in g t* Show*
Thsrs, lllll* bo* king.
Don’t you c ry .
You’ll b* a sunmaa
By» sad bvst
N s Q w a rrw l Possible
'D o you ever quarrel with yoar
s lfe r
"Never.* asnwered U r. Mevkton.
’My parent* thoroughly Impressed me
ellb Ihe Impropriety of Interrupting
« lady when she Is talking.”— Wash-
ngton Star.
Restless
“Jim. I hear you’ve retired "
•Yeh ."
“ Well how are you nfil nos*?”
“ Well, 1 mise III* bn m esa.”
Issa* Undecided
“ Why didn't you go 1 » the help of
the defendant?" asked Ihe examining
rounsel. “You saw that the two men
wer* fighi Ing."
"Yea," said the witness, “hul I hnd
no menni then uf telling which noe
was going in be the defendant.”
name. Th* Japanese womnn, whoa*
coiffure* tell the history of her Ilf*
ami status, sleep* on a wooden pillow
In order not 10 disturb the arrange­
ment wide h take* hour* to achieve, a*
I know 1 » my m e t having nwalted
"my turn" In a Japanese Imlr tires*
er's simp.
M a il S ta d s n t
I’eruinnent waving was known to
"W hy (In you always address Ihe
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