Salts Fine for
Aching Kidneys
When
Back Huris Flush Veur
Kldaaya aa You Claan
Your Beweis
rtf*
With.
A*
Humor
bluet folks forget that the kidneys,
Ilka tha bowel*. »<':••! line» get alug-
gtah and clogged and need a flushing
occaalonally, via# ws havs barkaiim
and dull misery Is the kidney region,
severe headaches, rheumatic twinges,
COME AG AIN SOON
torpid llvsr, acid stomach, alaeplsas-
ueaa and all aorta o f bladder disorders.
Tha varatlou «eaaoo .»eilig ovsr. tha
You simply must keep your kidneys
atemurr was comlng tu taka return
scltvs and clean and Hie moment you
Ing vacallonlats front Chrlaima* ( ’«>»*.
feel an erha or pelu In the kidney
A awiet glrl and a nie* yoiiug man
region begin drinking lots o f water.
with s aultrsae wer* sllllng on tha
Alan get about four ounces o f Jad
pler. lla waa golng. bul all* wus go
Malta from auy good drug store here,
Ing Io atay s lltlls wlille.
As tha
take e tablespoonful In a gluaa o f wa­
gangplank was thmwn out they rose
ter before breakfast for a few day*
and ab« reached up and klaeed hlm
and your kidneys will then act flna.
•Oh.“ slie axrlaluied, “ I m so aorry
Thla famous salts Is mads from the
acid of grapes and leiuou Julca, com­ tn hm » you go I“
“ Yea," he replled, “ I ui so glad U>
bined with llthla, and la Intruded to
flush clogged kidneys and help stimu­ hava met you I“
late them to activity. It also helps
Net So Wonderful
neutralise the acids In the urlna so
“ It muet be wonderful to ba tha
they no longer Irritate, thus helping
wife of a man «Hu baa such beautiful
to relieve bladder disorders.
said llw caller to the wife
Jad Halts Is Inexpensive; makes a ...... .
delightful effervescent llthla water of llie post,
“ It might be for a woman who
drink which everybody should laks
sow and than |o help keep their kid­ never cared to eat and was content
to wear her slater In law a cast off
neys clean.
A well known local druggist aay» ha rinlhes.“ alia anap|ied.
sells Iota o f Jad Salta to fidka who
believe In trying to correct kidney INHERITED DAD’S WORDS
trouble while It Is only trouble.
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T R IB U N E ,
TURNER. OREGON
World Events Pictured
HAPPENINGS EVERYW HERE AND PERSONS
* * - OF NOTE AS SEEN BY THE CAMERA • • -
Early Settlers of New England Honored
W e all catch colds and they can make us miserable;
but yours needn’t last long if you will do this: Take
tw o or three tablets o f Bayer Aspirin just as soon as
possible after a cold start«. Stay in the houae i f you
can— keep warm. Repeat with another tablet or two
o f Bayer Aspirin ever y three or four hours, if those
symptom« oi cold persist. Take a good laxative when
you retire, and keep bowels open. I f throat is sore,
dissolve three tablets in a quarter-glassful o f water
and gargle. This^ soothes inflammation and reduces
infection. There is nothing like Bayer Aspirin for a
cold, or sore throat. And it relieves aches and pains
almost instantly. The genuine tablets, marked Bayer,
are absolutely harmless to the heart.
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Thla la tha monument to "The Early Rattlers of New England” which waa onvelled the other day H> Elm park
Worroater. Mima. It waa erected at • cost of J1UU.0U0 through tha Rogers Kennedy fund. At tb* right of the monu­
ment Is the sculptor. Maurice Sterne.
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IMI Hm. Vr .lle U
They’re AD Named After Woodrow Wilson
fis e fìs a s *
K O E N I G ’S N E R V I N E
Immense Benefits of
Crop Reporting Shown
One of the moat Important activities
o f the ! »apartment of Agriculture, that
o f crop re|Mirtlng. waa one o f Hie drat
undertakings o f the department, and
was eatabllahed In IHtCi. This work
has grown from Ita humble beginning
until now mors than 70 crops are re­
ported on regularly.
The benefits to the public and to
tha produrera have been Inestimable.
Overproductions of various products
have been held down to reasonable
limits where tha advice of tha bureau
was heeded and forecast shortages to
Soma extent have been met.
Fresh vegetable*, which once were
seasonable article* of trade and al­
most prohibitive In price during ths
off eraaona. are Bold the year ‘round
at reaaonahle prices through ths work
o f the bureau, along with the develop­
ment o f ths refrigrrator car. Aa ths
years go on. thla work la expected to
grow more and more vital to the well
being of the fanner and to keeping
the consumers supplied at all times
with a high grade of product.— Wash
Ington Poet.
Millions now u*e Russ Ball Rina
Makes clothe* anowy whits. Get Lb*
genuine.—Adv.
A Life of Thrill.
Orville Wright said at a dinner tn
Dayton:
“ Flying has been made aafe now,
but It waa. let me tell you. a very
•xrltlng bualneaa at the »tart, full
o f unique thrills, like the young mil­
lionaire's Ilfs.
“ 'Hometxidy asked the young mil
llnnaire. you know. If tils had been
an Interesting Ilfs.
“ 'lla » ItT he answered. 'Why, I'm
only thirty two, and I've had flva
elves and gone through three fortunes
nnd four sanitariums.'"
The white pine blister rust la a dl»
•aae o f Kuropeon origin, introduced
Into the United State* on pines lm
ported from Germany.
“ II* married ths great lex I cog
rapher'a daughter.*
“ Yes; and he says ehe Inherit* d nil
the words her father pul Into bts die
ilonary."
They Say They Knead It
F of o Magnesia
Milk .
“Hello! Hello! How Much
Does Happiness Cost?”
Esporionco Tolls
Mrs. Frills—I am not eurpriaed at
anything a man may aay or do nowa­
days.
Mrs. Chill#— Neither am I, my dear)
llow long have yon been married?
Fancier and Faaaior
Contributor—flaw I That's a J«ka
on you. printing that old wheels of
mine.
Kdltor— Haw! Haw I That'* a Joke
oo you; we don't pay any mors.
Babies, old folks, people in the
prime of life— all alike need to have
the bodily poisons (w e all have them)
regularly cleaned out. N qjol just
gently, naturally, normally lubri­
cates the action of your body which
needs lubrication aa much as any
other machine.
Witlias t* Earn It
“ You hare eured my life and I will
glva you t-V but unfortunately I hava
inly a 110 not* on me.”
“ Never mind—Jump In tha river
■gain.“
ATTACKED WITH A PIN
These twelve »indent* at Rerea college. In Kentucky, ar* all named after the late Woodrow Wilson, Eleven
them ar* Kantncklane and tha other Is from West Virginia.
Eddie Guards Mr. Stimson’s Door
BOUCHER GETS CUP
take. An it a
internally dean,
tinually feel better,
leaa ae purs water,
you see the bright
will help you to gt
of your hie; it will
up in the morning
help you to do n
with a »mile.
Please remember that N ujo! con­
tains no drugs: >• non-fattening; is
not absorbed in any way by the
body; can form no habit; cannot
hurt you, no matter how much you
W h y S u W tr
trith S h in T ro u b le s w h en
C u tic u ra
Soup sod O in tm e n t so effectively soothe and
heal pimples, rashes and irritations. F orm the
habit of using C u ticu ra S o ap and O in t m e n t
every day and prevent skin troubles.
Smp IV . OintswM Me. and 10c. Tclcam 21c SunpU each fce*
C a t ie n .“ D *p c B7. H i U o .
Johnson—“ What, your w lf* attarkad
you wltb a pin? That would hardly ex­
plain your battered condition. I think.”
Adnma—“ ll waa a rolling pin, my
friend."
Ttay Zap Coala Theater
Aa It Skoatd Be
A miniature Zeppelin, which travels
"Did you have much rain this year.
around the auditorium o f a theater
Farmer Giles?"
"A fair amount, but my neighbor to cool and purify the air, has been
Invented by a Loudon man. A secret
had mors.”
device causes ths flying machine to
“ How could he have more?”
"H e has more land than I have.“— constantly change color from bright
crimson to Mediterranean blue.
Der Brummer (Berlin).
Bat Haw Temporary I
Yet a Preblam te Solve
First Tramp -Say. pard, do you
think airship passenger service will
ever become practical?
Second Tramp— N o; I don't eee how
gen’men like ua will he able to hang on
P hillips
Maat Have Money
Blink»— What makes yon so aura
they are very rich?
Jinks— Well, his wlf* keeps up with
the best, they have two cars and a
nicely furnished home, yet he nevss
looks worried.
P P IN E S S juat radiate» from
"H A our
baby since we began gir-
A l t h o u s b Ih # in o d o r o m o ld s .
C a n n o l t b o r eook no r w e .
T h * r ‘t* not eo l a n o r a n t
‘ B o a t w b o t to do w l t b
dough *
Tabes Fire» Time
“ (low often la a ship wrecked on
thla rocky coast f aaked the sweet
roung thing.
“ Wall, lady,“ replied the old life
guard. “ I been here nigh onto forty
yenra and I ain’t never heard of one
being wrecked more'n once on I t "
Too much to out— too rich a diet—
•r too much amoklng. lo t * o f thing!
c h u m »our atomnrh, hut one thing can
correct It quickly,
Phillip* Milk of
Mngnealn will atkallnlxe the acid.
Take a spoonful o f this plensnnt
preparation, and the ayatem Is soon
sweetened.
rhllllpa la always ready to relieve
distress from overeating; to check all
acidity; or neutralise nicotine.
Re­
member this for your own comfort;
for the sake o f those around you.
Endorsed by physicians, hut they al-
wnya aay Phillip*. Don't buy some
thing else and expect the same re
•ultst
Gloria* of the Faat
T b * rich who loss their fortunes
aren't ths only ones to regret lost ad­
vantages. The poor man can remem­
ber when be had liver for dinner any
Urns he chose.—Ban Francisco Chron­
icle.
O nly the price of learning
a simple health rule, this
smiling youngster finds!
It h a p p i n e s s ex ist s,
I 'v s fo u n d I t —
A h o lt a m in es p io
W it h a boy a ro u n d It.
M akes Life
S w eeter
fo rC O L D S
Secretary o f State Stlmaon. posing for the camera with Eddie Savoy,
Imposing negro doorman on duty outside his office door, who tactfully ushers
In diplomatic callers according to their ratings. Eddie must not only know
hie callers at a glance hut must also know their diplomatic ratings so that
International crises will not he precipitated.
Operation Saves World War Veteran
Frank Boucher, above, stellar cen­
ter of the New York Rangers, who has
repeated last season's performance of
winning the Lady Ryng trophy. The
trophy, presented by Lady Byng. ta
awarded each year to the player In the
National Hockey league who combines
skill and sportsmanship to the highest
degree.
GIVES TEN MILLIONS
Sometime* Duty a Plua«uru
Mr Van Nngg-Bny. Jans, I think
rmi flh a little occnalonally.
Mrs Van N a g * - W e ll I think It Is
a wife's duty. John.
Mr Van Maun-A wife's duty?
Mrs Van Nngg— Tea, to apeak well
of her huahnnd occasionally.
Your Kidneys
Girl, Will Ba Girl*
Friend (to bridegroom on honey-
moon I- T o n are all alone In thla re­
served carrlnge.
Where la your
bride?
“ In a smoking compartment."
C iv *
Vegetable Sales
Ship's cook tto new h elp er)-K eer
been on a ship before?
Ilel|ier- Sure. I was S gunner In
the nnvy
Cook— Well atari right In and sheli
the pesa.
Appreciated
Friend—I want to tell you how
much I enjoyed your lecture last night
Nlienker Thanks hut I thought you
had a date ovet »I y” Ut girl's houae?
Friend I did her purent» went In
near you
Them Prompt Help When Needed.
T ^ I D N E Y d is o rd e rs a r e t o o s e rio u s t o ig n o r e . I t
J N - p a y s t o h e e d th e e a r ly s ig n a ls . S c a n t y , b u r n in g
o r t o o fr e q u e n t e x c r e tio n s ; la m e n e s s , s tiffn e s s a n d
c o n s t a n t b a c k a c h e a re t im e ly w a r n in g s .
T o p r o m o t e n o rm a l k id n e y a c t io n a n d assist y o u r
k id n e y s in c le a n s in g y o u r b lo o d o f p o is o n o u s w a s te * ,
use D o a n » P ill* . E n d o r s e d th e w o r ld o v e r . S o ld by
d e a le rs e v e r y w h e r e .
50,000 Users Endorse D oan’s *
“ Private Jack," a Scotch terrier, who eleven years ago waa gnssed and
lost a paw In the World war, recently underwent an operation on hla tec. nnd
pulled through despite his sixteen years, lie I* shown here with hU master,
Herman Snxae of PhltinTelphla, I’a.
Mnnrire Falk, multl-mllllonalre phi
lontropist, who announced that bis
Chriatmas gift to Pittsburgh, his na
tlve city, la the creation of a SIO l UMU-
000 foundation for thr public welfare
and established as a memorial to his
wife. Mrs. Laura Falk. A board of
»even managers will he empowered to
spend the entire amount within tha
next 35 years.
Pilli»
Stimulant Diuretic to the Kidneys