THE TRIBUNE. TURNER, OREGON
Common Artistic Error
W orld Events 1Picturcc
H A P P E N IN G S E V E R Y W H E R E A N D P E R S O N S
• * • OF N O TE A S SEEN B Y T H E C A M E R A « ♦ •
HOW TO U V E
LONGER
T
Russians Store W heat in Churches
While the saint* In this Russian church at I'etrovaky look down henlgnantly. peasants bring In their wheat crop.
Ear* It duly recorded by a roimnlaaar and then taka It to the hugs mound o f wheat In the nave. 8» great la the
C r o p tbla year that ordinary means o f storing It have been exhnuatsd. Official* were forced lo use churches.
New Bridge Links Indiana and Kentucky
in Depicting New Moon
Artists accustomed to Inserting a
hew nmon In a picture In th# iu<>*'
artistic position often transgress the
law* of nature, aa th* bom s of the
crescent moon must always point In a
definite direction, depending primarily
oo the latitude o f tha observer.
In th# north temperate zone the new
moon aa seen Just after »onset always
points upward and to th* le ft In this
latitude th* aun circles to th* eouth
| and, aa It approaches th* western hor-
No Nood to Bo Ashamed
HE other day • In «lib officer Larked I Ison descends obliquely from left to
ap a scarlet-fever sign on a mao's i right. The new moon, following tbs
SO COOL HE FORGOT
boose. When night came the owner aun. take* approximately tha same
course, and alnc* the horns always
A few minutas after an alarm of tore It down. The oext evening be
Rre waa given lu a betel, one of the paid a line of fifty dollars and coats point away front the son, they torn
upward and to th# left.
guests Joined Ute group that was for Interfering with a health law !
In the southern part o f the earth
It seems that this particular house
watching the Bra, and chatted them
on their ap|>ar*nt escItenieuL “There holder waa ashamed o f the sign and the reverse Is true, while In th* trop
Lots o f folks who think they h e e l
ics th* horns point almost directly up
waa nothing to be eaclted about,“ be somehow concluded that be waa per
“Indigestion“ have only an acid coodU
ward.
Tb#
position
o
f
th#
old
moon
■aid. “ I took my time about dress sonally discredited for having It
ns It rises In th# morning la the re tton which could he corrected In flvd
Ing, lighted a cigarette, didn't Ilk# ilia there—a silly notion, o f course.
verse o f that o f tb* new moon ns or ten minutes. An effective antl-aetff
fdaease
Is
no
reaped
or
o
f
persona.
knot In my necktie, so tied It over
viewed from the name latitude—Pope like Phillips Milk o f Magnesia goad
I.Ike
rain.
It
falls
upon
the
good
and
again -that's bow coól I was.“
restores digestion to normal.
Ur Mechanics Magazine.
“ Kina," one o f hie frieuda remarked, the bad. the rich and the poor, the
Phillips does away with all th e !
“ but why dldu*t you pul on your wise and the foolish. Therefore, on-
sourness and gas right after meals. U
T h a a k fs l
lees one baa thoughtlessly or delib
prevents the distress so apt to orcuq
p e a la r
James, living In Irvington, bad a two hours after eating. What a pleas'
erately done something to direct Ill
ness to one's self or others, there la party on hla sixth birthday, which ant preparation to take!
And bowl
No “ Eacus* I t P U a e e "
certainly nothing about which to earns the day before Thanksgiving, good It Is for the system I Unlike ■
“ Tea. lady, getUng tha wrong aum
blush. In other words. It may be hard and twelve children were hla guests, burning dose o f soda—which la buf
her got me here," said prisoner No
There temporary relief at best— Phillips
luck to have a communicable disease seated around the table.
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seemed tc be nothing worth talking Milk o f Magnesia neutralises many)
“ iJear, dear!“ exclaimed the old lady In one’s home, but It most emphatical
about they were so busy eating, so times Its volume In add.
visitor, “ 1 auppoae you uaed such pro ly Is not a crime.
Epidemics are serious, costly and one o f the grownups present asked
Next time a hearty meal, or too rfcM
fane language the telephone company
deadly things. Quarantine Is designed them to tell wbat they were thankful a diet has brought on the least d l i
complained.”
“ No," replied the prisoner; “ you see, to limit the spread of contagion and for. In turn they said they were comfort, try—
usually satlsfadorlJy fulfills Its pur- thankful for a lot o f things.
tha officer* found I bad three wives.
One little girl said she was thank-
pose. In fact. It Is the most success
ful public besJtb weapon that can be fnl there la a Santa Claus, and a five-
N OT NECESSARILY BETTER
employed when a communicable dis year-old boy sa id : “ Pm thankfnl I’m
not a turkey.” — Indianapolis News.
ease asserts Itself.
It would be foolish to eey that this
Cawtiows M otorist
control method la not a decided Incon
venience to the family Involved. Bat
There la a woman who llres In a
the law o f the greatest good to the Pittsburgh (Pa.) suburb who takes no
greatest number must always prevail. chances o f being sued by any one who one k n lf,. lead for tro* trial pack**«, pee-
•rrlptloa VVl-A and ho convinced. C AM A!«
Consequently, lrres(>ectlva o f tempo might be Injured while riding with D R V O CO.. Box <1«1. Portlnad, O r n o » .
rary Inconvenience or dealre, under on her In her automobile. The woman
circumstances “ crash1* a quarantine haa had form slips prepared and
sign.
This applies equally to the every one— even her closest friends—
“ outs," aa well aa to the “ Ins."
must sign one o f these slips each time
before starting out In the car. The
Y oa r W riting P aper
forms are ao worded that If any guest
D e lig h t y o u r sw eetheart, relativa s
occupant o f the car sustains Injuries,
and daaraat irlanda w ith th is par -
Vibrating for Health
son a lltjr w r itin g papar. New— In d i
the woman la absolved from all blame.
f T WAS naturally to be expected tha
v id u al— D istin ctiv e . Fin* g ra d * H a m -
m erm ill B on d rip p le finish papar—
* this being an electrical age, mechan
I f you wish beautiful clear white
14
ahaata— 14 en velop e*. W hit*, blu*
ical exerciser* would eventually make
o r bu ff. T o u r p ictu r e o a ev ery sheet.
clothes, use Russ Ball Blue. Large
tbelr appearance. And ao It has c oca*
Send no m o n e y , p ay p ostm an g l .4*.
package at Grocer*.— Adv.
First Girlie— You say you like him to pass that electricity. In the form of
Sand y o u r fa v o r it a sn a p sh ot (p r in t
o r n e g a tiv e ) n o w to
because he's a better nianT
vibrating machine*, are now literally
M arried W om a n 's Nam e
T H I P H O T O S C R IP T COM PANY
Second Girlie— No—a petter man.
taking the heart oot o f exercise.
Actually there Is no federal nor, so
D e p t. S
•
aaSS O e n u i l e w a A r e .
The value of such a device to those far aa wa can ascertain, state law
P h ila d e lp h ia . Pa.
P ractical E con om ies
wboee heart action I* Impaired un which arbitrarily compel* a woman to
A fo r tu n e g rea t m ay i r o n ,
questionably la a real one, all other bear her husband's surname unless she
And yet, b e fo re he e ih r o u g b w ith H. things being equaL And for many lacy
wishes to do so. Recently the United
A m an m ay e ca rcely kn ow
and extra stoul people who absolutely States controller Issued an order that
P re c ise ly w bat to do w ith It.
refuse to take their exercise by way married women In the government em
o f physical exertion. It will also be of ploy should algn their husband's sur
C old C o m fo rt
Gerald— You don't seem pleased some benefit.
name when signing the pay roll.—
However, generally speaking, this Washington Star.
when I suggest you have a lovely dla
worthy
machine,
like
every
other
position.
Clarice— I'm not. Telling a girt she treatment agency, must be handled
haa a lovely disposition la usually an with common sense. It la quite con
apology for not being able to say she ceivable. for example, that a person
Is either good-looking or Intereetlng suffering from a sub-acute case o f ap
pendicitis would not be very much
helped by having the abdomen thu*
Com D epend o e O ne N atioe
“This nation cannot be trusted to mechanically massaged. Indeed, there
may be any number o f slomberlog con
support and defend liberty T"
“ N o; the only nation that enn be ditions which wonld be better off with
depended upon to do that la Indigna out the use of such a machine
Then, too, there Is a tendency to
tion."
overdo the thing In the desire to mas
W o rld •
L | 9
*
sage off fa t; and In this way delib
A Trick o f the T rad e
The Salesman — These Imported erately disregard the sensible operat
ing rules set down by the manufactur
breakfast robes don't go very well.
Ire led m e l o n e e e e t
M
fl
fre e a l:h prie* U n . I ( .
N
The Manager— Advertise ’em nert ers o f these contrivance*.
Bauibtna ton pee pine-
IA m
f
ter
ivc
per
box
poet-
\
i
week as ladles' smoking Jackets;
It perhaps might be a wise proce
pmd. Writ* or anlL
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S e ed T O D A Y fax FREE loo-
dure. therefore, to use the vibrator
that'll muve 'em.
L kiek
O M Price*
B A R D C«t B 7 A 4 M
B IN A C O M P A N Y
C
Ctiti
only after the phjslclan advises that
11* Strain
M a a r W
o e h ile
S treet
Leghorn. Records to L 9 y 0 n < n , M aes.
^
n 70 a get them. Guaranteed to lit« a
your physical condition will be bene
SHIPPED W EST
ordinary chicks Low price« on pnile'*. bei
•Is. hatching «mg* Catalog aad bargain ha]
fited by so doing.
Fresent-day civilisation is not nota
ble for Its exercise producing tenden
cies. which often blinds many to the
very fundamental fact that the bu-
“ Tw ill M ake H im H appy
This Fam ily P rolific
mnn system was constructed on the
He— Are yon really embroidering
Only thirty-seven years old, the w ife
basis of sweat-producing work and a that foot pillow for me, dear!
o f a laborer at Ueberlosheim, Ger
real nse of the body muscles. And
She— Yes. love, but. If you ever dare many, baa just giveD birth to her
frankly, nothing has ever been, or will to put your foot on It I won't speak to
eighteenth child. The mother herself
be, devised that can fully and entirely you for a week.
Is the eighteenth child o f her parents,
be substituted satisfactorily for It.
and her seventeen brothers and sis
If well, and desiring to do so, nse a
If you must put your oar In, wait ters boast o f ninety-seven children.
vibrator. But don't forget that your
till the row is all over.
Her parents are still tiring and re
body needs the .good old-fashioned
cently celebrated their golden wed
garden variety combination of dally
Politeness can be a fence to keep ding surrounded by one hundred eight
fresh air and actual exercise also. If
people at their distance.
een children and grandchildren.
sick. or near alck. vibrate for health
WhenRyod
Sours
YOUR PICTURE
on
The new Madison Milton bridge, costing 11,800,0110, which shortens the distance between Indianapolis and Frank
fort, the capital eitle* o f Indiana and Kentucky, by forty mile*. It also opens a new abort route from Chicago and
the Northwest to riorlda and tha South coast. The bridge apana the Ohio river between Madison, Ind„ and Milton
Ky.
Princes» Eagle Eye I» Crowned
W ELCOM E, STRANGER'
WIGS and
@
“ Prehistoric oyster* were found In
the Potomac river recently."
“ Yea, I think I ate some o f them In
a restaurant the other day.'*
Bat Today’* Night*
The city o f Oaklnnd. Onllf.. haa In
stalled a novelty for the benefit o f
strangers. At the corners o f the prin
cipal streets, chained to oosts, are city
directories— hooks with steel leaves on
which are maps and directions to
points o f Interest.
RECORD
FOR GREENLEAF
la d ay* o f old when knighte were bold
Politen ess held Its reían.
Men o ( that 'r ib * w ou ld not d escribe
T h eir lady a* a “ la n e."
She M eaat W ell
Mrs. B. (writing to beloved traveler
hnsband) — Dearest, day urn! ulglit my
thoughts are with you alw ays Sleep
Ing, 1 dream of you; waking In the
morning and seeing your bathrobe
hanging on the bed post, I wish If
were yon.
T he U n expected Answ er
Fed-up Motorist (tinkering with old
ear)— First cur you ever auw, I sop
pose!
Rurallst— Noa, xur, but It’a very
much lolke It.
Arlyne Brown, thirteen, who won championship honors nt the nntlonal
revolver matches at Toledo and Camp Perry, being crowned Prince«* Ma-Ca-
Che# or "Kugle Eye," by Chief Sweet Gras* of the South Dakota Sioux tribe
In 8L Louis recently.
M odernism
“ Alaat" sighed the disappointed
suitor, “ the girl o f my dreams has
married another and all hope of win
nlng her la gone "
“ Cheer up," ad deed his best friend
“ she’ll probably be hack In clrrula
tlon again by this time next year.*
Design for Chicago W ar Memorial
A n A pt Pnpil
Old Mr. Few tol—Don't you think In
time you might learn to love ineT
Young Mlsa Ooldllox— Well. If I had
n nice young tutor I might learn th*
theory o f It.
D iscreet Restraint
A world’s record was establlsned In
the pocket Millard tourney held at De
troit when Ralph Oreenleaf scored 12b
points In the second Inning o f th*
game against Frank TaherskL
Here Is the prise winning design for the war memorial which Chicago
will erect on an artificial Island off the Inke front. It la the work of Roger
Ilalley and Eric Gugler, architects o f New York.
.
,
Early Tow a Cluck
The Brat tower clock In the United
Slates, which was for the general ben
efit o f the townspeople, was the one.
according to N. Hudson Moore, In the
church nt Ipswich, Mnas. The new
meeting house w h s built In Him and
In 1704 the clock and dial were added
“Did you ever think of telling your
wife to quit driving (mm the hack
•eat 7"
“ Nevér," answered Mr. Chugglna.
"On auch ocvuslona there'* plenty ol
material for argument, without adding
com plications"—Washington Star.
U n d e s ir a b le s
Ilobo (on hoard train)—Has any
body lost a roll o f hills?
“Yea, I have," cried several voice*
Hobo—Take them I They ure from
the butcher.
only under a physician's order.
In any event, keep the vlhrntora tn
their proper place by not overindulg
ing In their use. Trent them with re
spect and they will respect you. Vi
brate sensibly.
<(& l i l t . W<wtera Newspaper Onion.)
Great Eatates Linked
W ith Scottish History
One o f the oldest and most historic
estates In Scotland, Is Gadglrth, tn
Ayrshire, six miles from Ayr. For
centuries It was the home o f the
Chalmers, grest chamberlains of Scot
land, from whom Doctor Chalmer*,
the fatnius divine, is said to have
claimed descent
From an account
written by the sheriff of Ayr In 1359,
“ the farthing lands o f Gadgtrth
formed part of the royal domains'’ or
“ King's Kyle,’’ and were held by the
Chalmer* family from possibly the
Twelfth century. According to the
authority of Robertson the historian,
Reginald L>* Camera had a charter
o f the lands after the battle o f Ban
nockburn from Robert the Bruce, al
though thla does not, however, appear
among the published chart» rs o f that
monarch's reign. The first castle was
a place of great strength and Jutted
out Into the River Ayr, while In the
second, which occupied the same site
as the present manslot. house. John
Knox dispensed the sacrament, and
Queen Mary o f Scots spent a night
there when fleeing after the battle
o f Ijingslde. The estate extends to
close on 400 acres, and Includes thn
farms.
Apoatlea' Creed?
This Is the name ot a church créé»,
supposed to be ao epitome of the
Scriptural doctrine taught by the apoe
lies. It waa Introduced In the Latin
church In the Eleventh century, but a
somewhat similar formula date* hack
lo the Second cen'ory.— Pathfinder
Magasin*.
W h at’ e N satT
"i.lsten. doc," sald thè
tieni. “ I've hsd my reeth
Inni my tonali» out. so
you one guess."—l>stroll
skeptlcal pa
out and l’ve
thnt leavet
New«.
IVecd less
P a in ?
Som e folk s taka pain fo r granted.
T h ey let s cold “ run its course.”
T h ey w ait for their headaches to "w ea r o ff.”
I f suffering from neuralgia or from neuritis,
th ey rely on feeling better in the m orning.
M eantim e, they suffer unnecessary pain.
Unnecessary, because there is an antidot«.
B ayer Aspirin always offers im m ediate relief
from various aches and pains w e on ce had to
and ure. If pain persists, consult your doctor
as to its causa.
Save yourself a lo t o f pain and discom fort
through the m any uses o f B ayer Aspirin. Pro
tect yourself b y buying th e genuine. B aysr is
• o ff-
Alw ays th e sam e. A ll drugstores.
B A Y E R A S P I R I IV
«Aspiri* b tha inda mark ot Barar Meaeteetaia of.Moaa
et Salieri