The Turner tribune. (Turner, Or.) 19??-19??, January 16, 1930, Image 2

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    T H E T R IB U N E . T U R N E R . O R E G O N
GINGER
ELLA
by Ethel Hueston
Copirtfht hy Pobh« M «rtll O b .
WNU ttrvle«
C H A P T E R V I !— Continued
They did not try to plan for the
future, they simply contented them
selves with the knowledge (hat what
ever came to them must be good.
They did not look ahead to the win
ter— without a church, without a par
nonage, with a meager twenty live
dollara a month to provide food and
clothea and a roof over their he«.la
They merely accepted the preeeut that
waa given them, and smiled at each
other, and atrove In every way poe
Bible to Imnress upon themselvee the
aubllmlty o f their faith, the bound
lewaneaa o f tbelr possibilities In diftne
love.
Aa they went out to the car an­
swering the call o f Eddy Jackson's
siren, they met the postman com­
ing In.
Ginger ran ahead af the others, and
took the mail from hla band.
••Three fo r father, cue for Marjory
— mine, mine— the rest ts for me."
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Ginger’s watchfulness over Mar­
jory and Hiram Bnckworth Increased
She intercepted every glance, endured
the soft smiles with s glowering grim
neea. answered every light sslly as
though It were Intended for her ears
alone.
One evening, soon after dinner.
Hiram Bnckworth decided that he
mart withdraw to bis room to preiwre
hla sermon for the following Sunday,
and Marjory thougot she would go
upstairs and manicure her nails But
Ginger was not to be distracted by
mere plana for the future. She aaw
them both upstairs, saw the door of
her father’s mom closed behind Hiram
Buckworth* rigid back, saw Miriam
ensconced or the foot of her bed with
files, orange wood sticks and buffers.
Then she went to (be studio with a
sigh o f relief. There she settled down
to a complete balancing o f her ac­
counts. She counted the dimes In the
doll’s trunk. She made careful entries
In her bnge ledger.
Her waste basket she found full to
overflowing of discarded letters, little
white angels, which had accompanied
the contributions to >be home. Ginger
was systematic and orderly.
These
angels were to be burned. So with
waste basket In one band, lantern In
the other, she made her way carefully
over the narrow beams, and down the
wabbly ladder.
She noted, comfortably, that the
two doors remained closed as she had
left them, and a pleasantly toothing
stillness pervaded the house. Softly
happily, with waste basket and Ian
tern, she slipped around the curve
o f tbs circular staircase and stopped.
She stopped aghast, electrified, spell
bound. For beneath her, before her
very eyes, there lay revealed a scene
whose unutterable disgustingness was
beyond her power o f description.
Tbs wide living room was lighted,
dimly lighted, by one small corner
reading lamp, and In the shadowy,
semi darkness. Ginger raw two figures
— her sister. Marjory, and Hiram
Bnckworth—whom she bad left be­
hind their seperate closed door» not
twenty minutes previous
By what
strange Intultlveness each had dis­
covered. b“ !itnd those herring doors,
that the other waa descending to the
common meeting ground o f tbs living
room below. Ginger never knew—nor
even which bad made the Initial move.
Bnt one fact was evident— there they
were.
One o f Hiram's arms waa about her
alater’a shoulders, and hla free hand
waa fondling very gently, very caresa-
lngly, the soft gold o f her hair. Mar­
jo ry herself, plainly not to be out­
distanced In madness, was raising her
soft white fingers to hla cheek, his
Ups. hla eyes
Ginger's Irrepressible
gasp startled them. 1 hey looked np
at her. gravely. They did not move.
“ Excuse me."
Ginger’s voice was
cold and subdued, very small.
“I
thought you were In different places—
doing other th in g s"
She turned short around upon the
stairs, and went np to the attic. In
the studio she sat herself down, heav­
ily. and fell to deep consideration.
8hs saw clearly that the situation waa
critical. M arjory waa hopeless
She
had ogled the grocery clerk. She bad
almost held hands with Tub Andrews
and the ukulele. She even practiced
her blandishments on Eddy Inckson.
who had the fortitude to withstand
her wiles. And now site was flagrant­
ly necking the young minister Ginger
writhed In helpless fury. The
iln-
Isterl Even a grocery clerk may aspire
to ownership, a bank Janitor may
progress slowly upward. Bui once a
preacher, always a preacher.
Plainly, then, responsibility rested
opoo none other than Ginger, sod
Ginger squared her shoulders to re­
ceive It.
Marjory was lacking In
streugth o f character—so ranch waa
evident. But liiram Buckworth. now
— he was a minister, he must have
some rtgfit ptnclple within—an sppeei
to him, perhaps—
Ginger regretted
that she could not entirely abandon
M arjory to her own misguided ways.
T h e borne Aw the blind was on Its
w ay to firm establishment. It was true,
bnt alas, so many dimes went Intc the
purchase o f a load rf coal, s month s
groceries, a dellcnt# nperatlot. for the
eyes.
An appeal, then, to lllram
Bnckworth.
T h e next morning before breakfast.
Ginger, alert and waichful. taw him
walking down the flagstone path bw
twered. flushing.
"1‘ersonnlly I sin
tween the rows o f flowers, inhaling
not Interested In iMMOity preparations
great breaths of tb « fresh morning
The day pussed dully, a busy day.
air, hla entire manner and countenance
as Asiurduys always are tu parson
reflecting a smug and satlahed con
tentment with the world et large She ages where arrangements ere Always
leading up to th* f l l s a k t Suhheth
hurried down, and J 4ned him
lllram
Buckworth
remained down
“ Mr. Buckworth." she begun firmly,
town for In.icbeoe. Marjory s still
“ excuse me for butting In -e n d It
white .Marjory, floated herself In a
reelly Isn't a thing agitlnst Marjory,
studied way about it # work of Uia
yon know, for she Is Just as nice as
house. And dinner to the evening was
she seems to he— “
an Inereuslngly painful repetition of
“ I should say she Is I”
the morning neal.
“ But I've known her a long lime,
When the dishes were done. Ginger
and really, she Is a terrible flirt,
repaired to the veranda. Mias Jenkins
though a heart she doeent meen e
sat there, alone, solemnly rocking.
thing by I t
I don't know whether
"W h ere’s M a rg ta r
she has told yon— I mean— Yon
"She went to bed. She baa a head
see. It Is already arranged—'"
ache."
“ Ellen I You don’t mean that M ar
*06. I see." Ginger wont upetntra.
Jory—that she la engaged— "
and knocked gently at her slater's
The use o f the word relieved her.
She waa flndlwg It unaccountably hard door.
to express herself In a way that would
"I'm In bed." called a muffled voice
gain tha desired result, without com
tn answer.
•
mlttlng herself to falsehood.
Ginger opened the dour, and weal
"W ell. yee. In a way. Not exactly
la
“ I Just wanted re sec If 1 could
engaged, you understand, but It Is all
do anything for your headache." She
understood. If you know what I mean." gave her sister a sharp look. "Y ou 've
been crying."
"Tee, I do know whet you mean."
The bright ruddiness went sudilenly
" I think I’m getting hay fever." said
out o f Hiram Buckworth'a face. “ I
Marjory. “ My eyes sting. I'm going
understand entirely too well.
Ton
to sleep now." Ginger, at this dis­
are a good sport for tipping me off
missal. turned toward the door. "And
I see."
Ginger, don't you go and talk about
And then he went quickly Indoors
It to— Miss Jenkins— or anybody. If
and said nothing else. The apiaral to
I have a hen la«, he and hay fever It’s
Hiram Rockworth had Indeed reaped
nobody's buxines» but my own
Not
results after a fashion but Ginger did
that anybody would care anyhow."
*1 wont talk about I t Go lo sleep
now. Margie. I'll be «c ry quiet not to
disturb you."
And Ginger closed the door softly
behind her.
C H \ P T E R V III
r r
She Stopped Aqhaat. Electrified, Spell
bound.
not feel very well pleased.
Hiram
Bnckworth. although anything hut •
romantic figure, was s nice chap. And
the shocked look on hla face, the
strange, hart, stricken look, bad
touched her heart.
He had looked
sorry. Ginger did not enjoy seeing
people look sorry, not even disgusting
pretenders who pawed and held bands
Breakfast, usually such a gay and
cheery meal, proved an awkward oc­
casion.
Hiram Buckworth seemed
every Inch a minister, unsmiling,
grave, and stiffly formal. He talked
exclusively to Miss Jenkins, and not
very entertainingly. He did oot look
at Marjory, who had ;«m e In a little
late with her usual bright morning
radiance.
But her radiance was o f
short duration. paling sw iftly
to
startled, wide-eyed wondering.
She
had no appetite, toyed Idly with her
fork, and kept her eyes upon hla face,
curiously, as though her eyes were
seeking something, asking questions
Bnt always they found nothing, re­
ceived no answer. Immediately after
breakfast be excused himself, and
went quickly out o f the room.
Ginger was very cncomfortable In­
deed. She tried to tell herself that
she was merely Imagining that these
things were so— that It waa a mere
chance that Hiram usd not looked at
Marjory, that M arjory could not eat
her b reakfast
Bat she wns an com
fortatde
Not even a trip to the
stuulo, and a painstaking count of her
doll’s trunk o f dimes sufficed to pot
her tn a cheerful frame o f mind. Not
even the coming of the postman, with
sixteen letters for H Tolliver, made
her really happy.
He fished two sm-ill packages from
bis bog and banded them to her. “ I
see you re getting some more of those
samples." he added cLeerfully.
“ Those are for the twins," she so
Sunday, ordinarily such a pleasure
ably hurried day In the parsonage,
was no less than a dreary ordeal
Marjory appeared very late for her
breakfast
She need not have ap
peered at e lt for she ere nothing.
"Headache
ell
gon e!"
Inquired
Ginger.
“ M m ."
Hiram. Instead o f «Talking compan
humbly to church with the g irls ex­
cused himself and went on In advance.
explaining that he wished to see some
body
about
something.
Marjory
dreamed absent mlndedly during the
service, while Ginger, on the coo
trery. listened attentively tr every
word, reporting confidentially to her
sister, later on. that she didn't think
so uineh of the serrooa
In the afternoon. Eddy Jackson came
tn the car to take them to Pay Dirt
and although lllram tried ti be ex-
cused from the party there v as no
evading Eddy s friendly Insistent-«.
But while there was great gaiety
at Pay Dirt, the arrival o f the car
from the parsonage htought a sudden
alnmp in their high spirits Alexander
Murdock was there, and Ginger’s
wrath, long slumbering, routed Itself
opoo his unoffending head.
Why
should he spend all ot hla spare time
at Pay Dirt? What had a n ere can
grocer to do with the conduct o f ag
rlcultnreJ And why. If mere friend
ship for Eddy attracted him thither,
did he so openly Ignore his frlCDd In
hla ardtnt attentiveness to M iriam !
And why, for thas matter, should the
so-sensit-le Miriam, be suddenly thus
gay and shining?
“ W hat's the matter «rtth averybodj
anyhow?" demanded E idy crossly
"T h a t’s some grouch of s preacher.
If you ask me
M argies clear at the
bottom the dumps. w< ret thing tn the
world for her complexion
And jv e o
you. Ginger, you're nc cheerier than
a broken crutch.'
“ W ell. I have a lot of trouble." said
Ginger d illy .
The one bright moment In .he after
noon for Ginger waa when Alexander
announced that be was leaving the
next day for the farther West.
“ W alking?" she Inquired coldly.
“ Ob, no. Business has been quite
good. I shull be able to ride quite a
little distance before I connect up with
another Orange and Black."
“ Sort of a can tour."
“ Something o f the son. yes."
But If the parsonage group had little
to contribute to the day's enjoyment.
It was more than rolhpensnied by the
glad hilarity of the others Mr. Tol
liver laughed like a boy at the bald
and ribald Jokes o f the can grocer.
M ist Jenkins and Mrs Jackson ex
changed giggling
reminiscences of
their own untrammeled youth.
Ml
rlam and Alexander were ringleaders
In the day s recreation doing all sorts
o f absurd young things.
»TO BE C O N T IN U E D )
M l I I I f 1 I I I I H I I I l l l l M -l-M -t-l-l t I t ■ ' ■ »-I ■ « I » I U » I i t '
Scientists Listen to “Conversation” of Ants
T w o scientists o f the University of
Pittsburgh recently perfected an ap­
paratus for detecting the sounds of
underground communication among
ants
A block o f wood was placed upon
the diaphragm o f an ordinary tele­
phone transmitter, which In turn
was con n ect»! through batteries and
amplifiers to a pair o f earphones
When the termites crawled over the
block o f wood the transmitter was
agitated, resulting In sound vibrations
which were clearly heard by the 11*
tenors at the headset.
When the ants became excited over
something or other their soldiers were
found to hammer their beads vigor
onsly on the wood. This action could
be clearly teen and beard et the
same t lm «
The Investigators fonnd that the
ants could hear sound vibrations In
the air very poorly or not st all. bat
were extrem ely sensitive to vibrations
V arieties e f Wheat
T o most consumers, wheat Is wheat,
and general Information stops at this
point. Wheat, however, seetns to be
so extensive family, among the mem
bers o f which are the following varl
etles: Turkey, Marqula. Fultz, Medi­
terranean. Poole, Preston. Ilsynes
Blueatem. Bed May. Red Wave. Kan-
red. B lackball Trumbull, Kubanka
and Harvest Queen.
Incidentally. In the five-year period
from 11)19 to IBM, wheat acreage In
the United State* dropped off from
T3.000.UUt* acres lo less than 9I.O0UJJ00.
underground For this reason It was
thought that the head hammering was
a method o f communication.
Because of tills sensitivity to sub
stratum vibrations ants are seldom
found to Infest the tie* of railroad»
carrying heavy truffle, or buildings
containing machinery. The vibrations
mean danger to them Just os If one
o f their own number was giving the
alarm by banging hla bead on the
ground.
C olum ba»’ Coat o f Arms
It wus In "the spacious limes of
good Queen Bess" when llie Spaniard
was Lord o f the Earth. All know the
story o f hla “ Invincible Armada” ; bul
It had an unforeseen result through
one o f the vessels being wrecked on
the Fair Isle, off the «rosal of Scotland,
and some a » ) o f the crew being saved
During a stay of some months there,
the Spaniards taught the women tbelr
quaint patterns. One o f the patterns
Is a golden anchor on a blue ground
This was the m at o f arms grunted to
Columbus by the Spanish sovereigns
as one o f the rewards for hla discovery
o f the New world.— Montreal Family
Herald.
M f k l as W ell
“ Look here, Mtnltli. It's no nse your
coming around here again, you’ ve bor
rowed everything I’ve got In the
place."
“ Oh. but this la different. I wondet
If I could borrow youi garden for •
hit o f a party I'm giving on Satnr
day."— Passing Show.
Keal “Down-East” Colonial Home
Suggests Comfort and Hospitality
WHY WE BEHAVE
LIKE HUMAN BEINGS
B » a g o u t i d o r s k y . rh n . i . l . d .
The Oldest E gg in the W o rld
HE race to he human began with
III* first lit lag being. Tlm l be­
ing was pnsMilil« I nh 'SU so the earth
brought from the sun soma very re­
markable element* sad because the
atm continued 1« »blue. Under Ita bene
fielnl rays, certain elements became
»a dynamically constituted that they
begun to perform like an organic In­
dividual. ll could do whul m ailer
had nol done before, behave like a
living being. It grew, hut Ita alia
was IJmlted by Ita nature, ua It that
o f s raindrop nr a du.p o f oil or a
pleyc o f Jelly. II split up. II devel­
oped new way a o f growth, and evolved
sex.
T
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A compact
with the gable
the floor plan
genuine home
bom« o f six rooms and bath. The exterior le broken up needy
over the entrance which tende to soften the roof linea. Study
and see how convenient the n o m i are laid out. H ere la a
feeling.
By W. A. R AD FO RD
Mr W illia m A. R ad ford w ilt e n » w »r
qu estion » and g t v » advice F K K K OK
COST on a ll sufllectt p »r t» ln ln * tu
p ractical home building, fo r the read*
ere o f this paper
on account o f hi»
w ide experience » e editor, eu lh or ai d
m anufacturer, ne ie, without doubt, the
hlgh eet au th oitty on e ll three *ub.
Jects Addreee all Inquiries to W illiam
A. R adford. No. »07 South Dearborn
Street. Chicago, l i t , and only Inclose
« « » • c e n t stam p fo r re ily .
extend out to form the porch roof. An
outside flreplnce chimney o f brick Is
al*o a distinctive feature.
The entrance at the corner lends
Into a reception hall. Off this recep
Those who have traveled through
Pennsylvania.
Maryland and Now
Jersey will recognise at onee that the
colonial type home shown In the ac­
companying Illustration la patterned
a fte r the homes that were built In
those states a hundred or more years
ago. T h * design o f this home Is al­
most an exact copy o f those built by
the second or third generations o f the
settlers o f those s ta te «
W hile It la
not the type o f colonial borne that la
tlon hall Is th* living room 13 feet 0
Inches by 13 feel 0 In ch *«
At the
rear through a rased opening la the
|
dining room 11 feet 0 Inches hy 13
feet, and adjoining It la the kitchen 8
feet 6‘ by 11 feet.
!
Stairs to th* second floor run out
>
o f the reception hall and end in a
aide hall upetalr«
H ere are three
(
bedroom « each « corner room. The
on* st ths front corres|>ouds with th*
living room in size, while the one at
, th* hack corresponds with ths dining
j
room. The third tied room Is small and
(
I* over the kitchen. A t the front and
at the end o f the upstairs hall Is the
bathroom.
This house Is 2» feet hy 2fi fret, ex
elusive o f the porch projection. It Is
o f standard fry me construction set on
a concrete foundation with the base
merit the same alxe as the house.
This Is s distinctly American home
found In New England. It Is suggestive
and w ill suit the Ideas o f a great
o f them In that It has the shuttered
many prosfiectlve home b u ild er« The
windows and the clapboard siding.
rooms are commodious and ths ex­
terior o f the house la attractive. The
This is a compact home design, six
rooms and bath. The exterior la bro­ wide deep porch la Inviting and when
ken np neatly with a gable over the
this house la set on a site which per­
mits o f plantings o f trees and sliruh«
entrance, the wide dormer and the
it will make a most attractive botu«
broken lines o f the pitched roof which
Cheerfulness in Home
Aided by Use of Paint
A home la not a home I f It belongs
to .he past generation. And . e t how
many houses o f today bespeak the
mid-Victorian era I True relics o f the
past they are. with tbelr aomlier
w a ll« their cluttered-up rooms ami
their antiquated furnishin g«
What
young people cure to entertain In such
a house or even to spend their ev e ­
nings at home« For them It simply
eliminates home life. The older peo­
ple. too, while they may cling tens-
clously to the objects which seem en­
deared to them Ukewlse suffer.
Not
only hjeaus they find no companion­
ship or home life with their children,
but quite nnawjres they are affected
b y' the dark and gloomy atmosphere
whl?h Is necessarily depressing. There
Is nothing cheerful or even restful
about this once fashionable mode o f
decorating a house.
A modern house demands modern
decoration. A fortunate aspect, how­
ever, Is that even the far rerpoved
interior o f the mid-Victorian era can
quite easily be brought up to date.
The most Important Item, by fnr. In
effecting the transformation la color.
For color has psychological aa well as
actual value
The first and perhaps the most Im­
portant thing to be renovated Is the
w a ll« Their large expnnse o. unat­
tractive designs In dull tans and
browns or even red or dark green
I must be obliterated I’nlnted walls o f
restful, cheerful hue* are the decree
of beauty, fashion and economy. In
choosing your color scheme select a
warm color, such as yellow, or rose
or cream, where sunlight Is Incklng
j and a etol color, such r.s hlue or gray,
where yon need no warmth o f to n «
Light, soft shades are now the vogue.
Do not be afraid to nse them because
Varnish Is Best icr
Floors, Expert Says
“ Varnish
doe* three things to
floors." *ay* 1‘ rof. E. E. W ar*. “ It
beautifies them.
It fortlfle* them
against wear. It make* them sani­
tary, and thus promotes health.
“ Until Its beauty has been revealed
hy vnmlsh, the most beautiful wood
Is merely
dead lumber.
Varnish
brings out the beauty o f grain and
the richness o f color as can nothing
els*. W K hoot vnmlsh th* rarest wood*
are hut commonplace; nor Is this all.
"Varnish not only discovers hut pre­
serves wood’s Inherent beauty. It
seals It agnlnst moisture and thus
keeps out rot and deterioration. It
gives It a beautiful glistening surface
that is almost metallic In Its tough Im
pervlonanesa to scuffing shoe soles and
scarring feet. Varnished sorfaeea si
ways last longer and such floors re­
quire a minimum o f care and alien
tlon. The cost la little. I f any. more
than the depreciation In the valne o f a
n ig or carpet, while the saved labor
Is saved capital.
“ Added health cannot be measured
o f the eternal ahowlng-the-dlrt prob­
lem. for palmed walla are easily and
satisfactorily washed. Thus you can
have shell |>lnk fur your bedroom and
apple green for the sun parlor. In­
tensely practical without havjug that
practical look.
Th e woodwork, too, will, o f course,
want tn he painted In keeping with the
new w a ll« A darker lone o f the same
color Is most attractive, or a harmonis­
ing or blending color may be used.
Your Interior will then be ready for
Its transformed furnishing«
There are few p ie c e « even mid-
Victorian, which cannot successfully
be transformed with the paint brush
or hidden beneath guy slips o f chltitx.
The latter It the beat solution for
the heavy chairs and sofas with ob­
trusive lines and c a rv in g «
Other
pieces may often he Improved by cut­
ting down the legs, for very low fu r­
niture Is best suited to modern deco­
ration. Carving* and extraneous ad­
ditions, such a* arms supporting the
mirror over a dresser or knobs on
brass beds, may be removed, the hole*
tilled with crack filler and the entire
surface hidden beneath the all-con­
cealing (lower r f paint
Thus a cum
hroua lot o f antiquated pieces can he
converted Into a charming modern act.
Choose gay colors fo r your furniture.
The once bizarre combinations such as
green trimmed w l'h pale yellow, yel­
low with blue, or rose with cream are
now the rule.
G ive the hou*e the
life and cheer which la demanded by
the modern scheme o f things.
I f your Interior Is all out o f har­
mony with life o f In la y — which II
must be If It Is either somber or heavy
— do not permit this Injustice to your
fam ily or to yourself. Brighten things
up hy painting your walls some soft
gay color and bringing your u.nlture
np to date. You w ill then know what
It la lo enjoy your home.
In dollars and r e n t« Floors that are
painted and varnished are duatlesa.
There are no places fo r moisture to
collect, no places for the collection o f
that organic m atter In which the
genus In the s ir can settle and repro­
duce. Rurfncc* that are varnished or
(tainted are Infinitely more »unitary
and easy to keep so. They are tru«-
guanllnns o f health and happiness.
“ Any ordlnnry floor Is ndupted to a
vnmlsh finish. It need not be hard
wood or parquetry. I f It I* so. so
much the better. The varnishing proc
ess converts a soft wood floor Into s
very passable substitute for hardwood,
and the treatment Is simple and Inex
pen si v «
“ T h e ordlnnry preliminary require­
ment Is that the floor be clean before
the varnish Is put on. Under ordlnnry
condition* scrubbing with wnrm water
and s little ammonia Is sufficient. One
part o f ammonia to eight parts o f w a­
ter. Or, where stain and grease spot«
sr# particularly stubborn, a st rouge'
solution."
An expert Is a man who has s llttb
ability and a lot o f self-eonfldenc«
Various theories have bMfl prupoaad
aa to how ull this came about ; eveu
propaganda for taking Ilia future of
Ihe ruee In our own hand« Mean­
while. do not forget tlml the egg with
which we begin life haa been living
since life began; that egg has had a
long history and hus learned much
about life, lit her wise w# could not
learn to behave Ilka humnu beluga In
so short a tlm «
W IIF.N I T L O O K S D AIIU In any
wvak, i ir »voua or
ailmg wioiiun, Dr.
l'In c s ’i I*avutila
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binon thon i m i ws» la m, Ut*” —M l« U. II.
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S«t»i |0c lo« Rial pfag lahWt» lo Dr.
PUrca's Invalidi Hotel. Rullalo. N. Y .
Cut*, Burnt, Bruisci
Try Hanford**
Balsam off Myrrh
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Are you angry that others disappoint
yon? Remember that you canout d o
pend upon ynurerif.— Franklin.
Our moat human parts brain, skull,
teeth, voice orgnti« upright gall, and
finger*—« r e not new. they are not
unique, they are not ours exclusively;
for life Itself they are not even es­
sential.
A man. monkey, opossum. Ilsard,
frog, »hark. Ilea, flshworui, oyster, and
malaria genu have one thing In com­
mon: they must eat and breulhe, or
die. Every animal must have lungs
and slonmcli. or Ihe equivalent, fa ll
It viscera. Viscera are vHuls, th «
Bomelhlng without which there la no
living animal. What else have they
In common? A motor mechanism to
bring ths necessary element* o f life
within reach o f the living body's vi­
t a l«
The history o f our body I* prl.
marily that o f the meclmnlstu for g e l­
ling food, way* of avoiding being eat­
en at food, and method uf growth. In
other w o rd « Ihe chemical activities
whereby living beings maintain Ilf*
are fundamentally the sama In ull an
lu ia l« but the laboratory In which
these activities take place and tb «
inechaiilsnm for carrying the labora­
tory about and fnr acquiring Informa
tlon aa to food, eormlea, etc., vary
enormously.
Don’t
le t SORE THROAT
get the best of y o u ..«
C*IVE minutes after you nib on
r MuttsroU your throat ihould b «rn
to ft*I lets »or*! I ’onnnu« rh« tititnwnt
on ce »wry txrur fo r flva hour« sod
you'll be sitoiushrd st tha t « W .
Working lik* th« trained band* of ■
masseur, this famous blend of ml of
mustard, camphor, menthol and other
ingredients brings relief asruralty. It
petwirare* Sod »timulsre* blind circula­
tion and help* to draw out utfcctioa and
Min. U«*d by million* foe JO yean.
KccummrnJcd by doctor* and nursa*.
Keep Mustscol« bsndy—jan sod rub««
To McgAeri-Miwferob it alto
«rustle In milder farm fo r babitt
anti im a ll children. Atm Jar Chil­
dren'« klwierobt
Even our primate ancestor up a
tree lacked no parta lo become hu
man; certain parts merely had to he
altered. Say two million y e a r « He
ycml these two, other millions passed
while body and bruin bided tlielr
tim e; the enrth was not yet quite
ready for nature's great experiment.
As Ilorg*on puts It; “ Man only
realized himself by abandoning a part
o f himself on the way; he was not
yet reudy to fight for his life with
his mere w i t « " Wits s r* tils great­
est weapon.
L ife lisa tried out countless bodle«
Many fam ilies of nature's maater-
plecc* have tio living repruneiilaltvea
because they over specialized; they
gave up an much to luak. trunk, ra­
nine, wing. leg. stomach, »Ire. height,
length, or armor, tliut they had not
enough to live on. They pul all their
eggs In one hnakel. Earth's crust la
full o f tin's« fuiicy forma, mi special­
ized they could not meet change. Man
got ahend la-cau«* lie could grasp an
I deg. could talk It over with his fel­
low men and think up new b leu « The
nrtuizlng thing Is nol Hint he became
liuiiinn, hut that he can lie so liiliu
man In so ninny w a y «
Rending the lime table hack want
suggests a parallel process, which
m>*ni* to have been nt work In human
culture; progress by lenp*; hotween,
long pauses. The pauses grow shorter
as time move* on.
For a bundle I thousand years nuin
gels along without steam control. T h *
steam engine Is Interned. In III* twin
kling o f un eye steamahl|is plow Ihe
seas, and every land Is rlhhfd with
shining rails. The age o f slenni blos­
somed out o f nothing. Gossip form er
ly pn*aed from mouth to e a r; at
breakfast, now. Cape Town rend* o f
the color o f the hair o f the girl Ihe
prince o f Wales dnuci-d with (he night
before. This I* another new age.
How did man get along without ra­
dio, newspaper, steel, at emu, plumb
Ing, areh, calendar, spear, flint knife,
fire? He did. Ilul he get* along fast­
er «s Itli them. So with life llm-lf. ll
got along without mammary glnnda
and Internal Incubators, skull and
vertebral column, hand and tall,
b ra in « Rut with hrnln « head, hack-
hone, and placenta, the proccaalon
speeded up, life shot out In new til
rertlons.
Progress I* often marie hy lying
low ; let the other fellow try out na
ture’s new-fangled notions. Ily hold­
ing out, man came on the stage dur­
ing the big m-cne. When the rati went
forth for clever (ample who could dou­
ble, shifty people who rould walk back
to town I f the show “ M ew." who could
catch an ' fry their own flab In rasa
o f need, who could dig out, swim
serosa, climb up and Jump down, who
were handy with their hands, had
good memories and conld mix, man
nppenred.
All this took bra I n i : a Mg hrnln. a
brain so big It had to wrinkle or tinrst
lls esse; a bruin with frontal lobes so
big they d w arf the hind hrnln. A
hrnln big In ev.-ry way ; In absolute
size and weight. In proportion lo ap'
ual cord, in proportion to body.
(A •>» o »or«a A. Dora»».)
Valuable Plant
Hemp la a lough. Ithious plant which
la used In r»|ie making and In Ihe
manufacture o f retirae s e e k « Rome of
the finest hemp comes from Manila
The sta'e o f Kentucky also raises •
very high-grade hemp In large qunn
t itle «
Congressional Committees
Members o f congress ure permitted
to express a preference for commit­
tee assignment*, hut Ihe conuslfte* on
committees tins the final decision ns to
ihe membership o f Ihese rainniliiee»
G a r f Warn
i e l Your
d T ea
Grandmother's Remedy
For every stomach
and IntMttnal III
This good otd-faah-
lonrd herb hum*
remedy for roostl-
pattun, stomach Ilia
and other dorangm
manta o f the sys­
tem so prevalent these dsys Is In ersa
greater favor as s fam ily m odlclM
than In your grandmother's day.
A great puzzle o f the literary world
la why financial writers hav* to earn
• living hy writing.
Buss Rail Blue delights the house­
wife. Makes clothes whiter than sno«r.
A t your G ro c e r'«— Adv.
Many shady transactions are pullad
off uiuler the guise o f a reform.
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“ B e fo re M y
Baby Cam e”
HLydia E» Pinkham’g Vege­
table Compound puti new life
Into me and makes my work In
the store and In the house
easier. 1 took several bottles
before my baby came and am
always singing its praises to my
friends. 1 recommend it for
girls and women o f all ages. It
makes me feel like life is worth
living, my nerves are better
and I have gained pep and feel
well and strong.”— Mrs. A. ft.
SmitL 8o8 S. Lansing Strut,
S l Johns, Michigan.
Lydia E, Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound
l > J.» I. Pfakhsrit M i l ( d v s a r M « . ? ;
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