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    THF TRIBUNE, TI'BNER. OREGON
Lillian Gish
SAND!
STÖR
ABOUT MAGGIE’S POEMS
there « 1 1 • great »tlr In
N OW
Fairyland. All of the Itttl« Fairies
were busy writing verses. They had
hoard that • little friend o f theirs
m
|olnf Co ham a birthday and
they «ranted to ham torn« verse# for
bar.
-She moat ham verse«" «aid the
ralrlea. And though none of them «rem
CHAPTER VI—Continued
This waa the verse sent by Princaas
Joy:
Tou r » a friend of mine, you Jolly waa
dear.
you alw aya always, alerayw ha
here.
Ualoos by PalryUnd you are near
W e can’t ha eo Joyous you know, I
fear.
May
This was the versa aent by Fairy
Princvaa Twilight-Bell:
When the cool of erenin* cornea
And the euu alnks o ar the W «#L
And the twilight shadows dance,
W e'd Ilka you to ha our gusoL
This waa tha verso sent by llttls
Etna E lf:
H e la h -h o ,
M a s a la ,
Heiah-ho, M asaia
Heigh-ho. Maggie.
That's all I know how to any I
T h is w as B illy B row n ie's v ersa :
Old Mother Nature asked me to any
That as she moved about your way.
She alw ays aent you the sweet aceat of
tha day.
For she loves you, aha naked me to any
In my Iny.
T h is w as Bennie B ro w n ie’s v e rs a :
Three cheers for Mngsla.
Three cheers for Maggie,
Three cheer» for Maggie,
She is such a dear.
And she, too, la full ot cheer.
This was Witty Witch’s Terse;
fbay All Triad Thalr Best to Write
Soma Vai
realty poet* they aU tried their beat
jo write some versos.
The Rreeeae Brothers had promised
o take their verses and to let Maggie
tear them, and so the Fairies chewed
it the ends of their pussy-willow pen­
cils and thought and thought and
lnally each one had a little verm
"eady.
The Fairy Queen sent this Terse:
Prom one who la Quean o f Fairyland
1 send you this mrse today.
May you lira forever, you dear little
thin«.
to > ■ s ill be happy alwayt
«THE W H Y
of
SUPERSTITIONS
By
H.
IRVING
KING
NUTMEGS
HE popular superstition about nut­
megs Is that, pierced and hung
about the neck In the manner of a
charm, they are a cure for various
physical Ills. Not long ago a school­
teacher advised her pupils to wear
nutmegs In this manner to prevent
eoldsores. and the daughter of a New
Hampshire legislator wore one for a
night and day to cum earache,
Though different sections select dif­
ferent diseases for which the nutmeg
Is most recommended the general be­
lief Is that nutmegs are efficacious In
all diseases. The key to the supersti­
tion Is found In the name of the
genus of plants to which the nutmeg
belongs, which Is myristica from the
Greek work myrlstlkoa, meaning “fit
for anointing." Though a native of
the Islands of the Indian seas the nst-
tneg. or Its kin, appears to have found
Its way, though sparingly, to Egype
and the eastern shores of the Mediter­
ranean when It became known to the
Greek communities of Asia Minor and
received Its Greek name. It was the
oil produced from the covering of the
kernel of the nutmeg which was “ suit­
able for anointing" and It was that
figure of speech known as metonomy
which extended the name myristlkoe
to the whole fruit.
Originally anointing bad three pur­
poses—bodily health and comfort,
honor, and consecration. Reasoning
by analogy the best authorities con­
sider the most ancient nse to have
been for purposes of health. The
“school-marm" advising her pnplls
to wear nutmegs around their necks
to prevent eoldsores furnishes an ex­
ample of a primitive sanitary Idea de­
generated through the long ages Into a
popular superstition.
T
( « ) by M cClure N ew sp a p er S yn d ica te.)
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GABBY GERTIE
Oh. Maggie loves her eating.
She really loves her feed!
But the moat nmaalrg thing
Is that aha really hasn’ t greed.
This was Old Mr. Giant’s verse:
I am big and Maggie la small.
But that doesn't make any difference at
aU.
Pur I can look down and at Maggie
■mil*.
Hoping she’ll look up Just one» la a
while.
This was Ollle Oafs verse:
Maggie. M aggie Is full o f fun.
How on her Itttl* feet eh* can run!
But It hasn’t kept her from gellin g fat.
Mercy me. It hasn't done that!
;
by 11. K. THOMSON, rh. D.
I
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»»»»e s »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»«»#
WHY WE WORSHIP
SCIENCE
Is eharacterlied as
O CR the generation
age of science. Science Is
For Meditation
REALITY
S
SIX CYLINDER.......
SENTENCES
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Confessing a Faelt
None bit the well bred man knows
bow to confess a fault, or acknowl­
edge himself In error.— Franklin.
W ky W e Do
W Lat W e Do
more than popular. We worship sci­
ence.
The remarkable prestige that sci­
I know a secret.
ence has attained In recent years la
But you must know It. too.
reflected In the advertising propa­
I t ’ s that all who know Maggie
Just love her through and through.
ganda we see all around us. We are
(Copyright.)
Invariably told that the new tooth­
paste or the hair tonic cornea from
OOOOOOOOOOOOOQOQOQOOOOOQOO
the laboratory o f the scientists It Is
the best that science has to offer. Ev­
ery manufacturer wauta to give the
Impression that his product la the last
word In scientific efficiency.
oooooo
We literally worship science be­
By LEONARD A. BARRETT
cause of Its wide application to prae-
tlcally every phase of human life.
Science la popular because It has
achieved wonders In the pasL The
last few year, have seen a revolution
ITTING under the spell of the mu­ In our mode of living made possible
sic o f Krelsleris violin for an en­ by the application of science.
tire evening’s concert gives rise to In­ Science has fired the Imagination
teresting questions concerning the with unlimited confidence and exiieo
cause of the power which the music tat ion. No one would be greatly as­
had over us. Was It genius? Can It tonished If some one should discover
be attributed to perfection In tech­ a means of reaching the moon or even
nique? Was It the superior Instru­ making a round trip to the planet
ment used upon this particular occa­ Mara. The land, air and water bar­
sion, s Stradivarius perhaps? Tea, riers are being made highways of
all of these, plus something more, and progress through science. We have
that
something come to believe that science can and
more was doubt- will solve all our problems.
ess t># most Im­
Men have always worshiped the
portant
factor, forces that helped them to master
without which the their environment snd to secure the
'•ther qualifications good things of life, health, happiness
would have been and success. Science Is deified today
barren of results.
because It does what the ancient go<ls
That
something
were reputed to do, and does It more
more was Reality. effectively. It has given the common
Two persons at man more luxury, and It promises to
different times play
lead him Into the promised land or
upon the same In- the near future where drudgery and
s t r u m e n t , both poverty will be practically eliminated.
reading from the What more conld yoa ask of a deity?
<.ime sheet of mu­ No wonder we worship science.
sic ; one moves you,
( 0 by McClure N esepeper Syndicate.)
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the other does not.
What causes the
L. A. Barrett
difference? Reality.
One appeals to your Imagination so
that you are able to feel what he feels,
By DR. JOHN W. H O LLAND
the other falls to convince you. The
OOO
difference again Is Reality. Because
Krelsler lived his music It was real.
Disaster ties In wait for the liar
Only that which Is real In the moment
The pure In heart naturally de­
of execution, whether In art, music
test everything portent.
or literature. Uvea. The artificial and
Weighty Judgment comes alone
unreal Is soon forgotten. Sham and
to those who can wait
pretense Is shuffled off In the strug­
Most of our troubles, as well as
gle. Only the real la permanent
our colds, are In our heads.
In the business world, as well as In
To be happy, build something.
the world of art and music, Reality
A bird sings best when
Is a most Important asset
Once
building Its neat.
It becomes known that you are not on
Wishing, without working, la
the level, that yon are endeavoring to
like the sweetened foam od
sham, that yonr merchandise If not as
top of a soda.
advertised— failure has already begun.
(C. 1)19. Westers Newspaper Union.)
In salesmanship tbs hgent must him­
self be convinced both of the quality
and need for the merchandise he has
to seiL I f be does not believe this be
will not sell his goods. He cannot
convince another of something that is
not real to him. He must first actual­
ly believe as true what he would have
bis customer believe. The world of
friendship rests entirely upon reality.
Once yon prove yourself false to a
trust or confidence or endeavor to pass
off Imitation for reality—the mystic
chord o f friendship snaps The home
Is built upon reality. Love Is the most
real thing In the world. When love
dies the borne Is gone. It Is impos­
sible to maintain a home upon the
basis of sham. Imitation, or pretense.
“ That the people want to be fooled"
may serve well enough as a creed for
a circus world, but falls In the mod­
em world of stem realities.
( 0 . I I I * . W set era N ew spaper U nion .)
Christmas la Denmark
With the people of Denmark the
favorite dish for Christmas dinner Is
gooae and everyone, even cattle and
dor* and birds, receive the best the
larder afforda No Dane who can pos­
sibly avoid It will work from the dsy
before Christmas until after New
Tear’s day.
“ The Swan“ la Lillian Glah't first
talking picture.
3h# la surrounded
by a number of popular playara, Mlaa
Gish Is a native of Springfield. Ohio.
She made her debut as an actress at
the age of six veer». Lillian la 5.4
tall and weighs 110 pounds. Her eyes
are bright blue and she has light hair.
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sssssssssssssssesssssssess
This wras the Fairy Wondrous Se­
crets’ Terse:
T o thin» own self b» Iru»;
And It must follow, as the night the day.
Thou canit not then b » faim to any man
“ When s giri wants to get a man
oelng, ah* winds tha clock.
G in g e r E lla
Largest Cattle Hard
The King ranch. In Texas, has the
largest herd of cattle In this country.
This herd numbers shout 100,1X11).
Flower B u sin e ss Grew
Six years ago. Stanley and Gordon
Hunt, now eighteen and fifteen re­
spectively. retailed bouquets of flowers
In Manchester, Iowa, for 8 cents a
bunch. So great was the demand for
the flowers that the two boy», to
get hey with their mother, Mra M It
Hunt, gradually worked Into the bulb
and hardy plant business and this yeai
they planted more than 1,(XXM**I glndl
olus bulbs snd twenty five bushels of
( A by M eC ler* N ew spa per S yn dicate.)
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She'* Toe Sens ble
A sensible-looking girl Is not as sen­
sible as she looks beennse a sensible
girl has more sense than to look sen­
sible.—Judge.
hulhlets fo r next y e a r
T h e ir flo w c
garden, lesa than an acre six year*,
ago. now covers fifteen acres w hile
the annusi net profil from the business
runs Into the thousands o f d o lla r*
Meet Be'ieve in Santa Claus
The mnn who does not believe It
Santa I'laus can lay no claim to ha\
Ing an understanding of the Heart ot
a child.
F e d e ra l a id fo r M is s o u r i h ig h w a y s
h a s to ta le d X'J7/i!.Yî'*-8 sin c e IIH S.
~ 1 ) —
“ Too must keep on hoping." pleaded
Miriam.
“ They like lllram, continued ihetr
father. "They evidently want him.“
“Oh. Do,“ gatiard Marjory
“ Not
Hiram, father. Nig in your church."
“ I like him tn.vself. said her raiher
gently.
“ Better
him than—eoroe
»there.*
But Marjory shook her need pa*
alouately. “ No, no, she whispered
“Not In your church."
Ginger hurried back with the "DIs
dp line.*
“ Find It. Miriam.
You*r* up on
Indexes.“
Miriam deftly turned to the Index
referred to aeetlon !M1. hurried down
to paragraph it. and lead aloud.
" ‘The aunulty claim of a Retired
Minister ahull be not leaa (ban one
seventieth (1-71» ot ihe average aal
ary, bouse rent excluded, ot the effec­
tive membra of bit t ’onTerence who
are I’ astor» or District Superlmead
e n l« multiplied by the ntimliet of hi*
years of service In tbo effe*llve rela
Mon, Including two rears on trial, a*
a member ot an Annual I ’lUilerence ol
the Methodist Episcopal t ’hurch—’ “
“ Mercy," interrupted Ginger
“ ll'a
geometry
We'll have lo wait till
Horace come* borne. *
"Why, It'» very simple,“ explained
her father.
Due eetenlklh of Ihe
aalary of our conference- we are nol
a very rich one. you know —la twenty
one dollars. Multiply that by—“
“ X —darling, you (nrgol s.” Infer
rupted Ginger again
“ X la the numlver ot )eara one lias
been ^reaching.
My x Is twenty
three. Multiply twenty one dollar* by
twenty-three years, and II cornea to
four huudred and eighty threw dollar»
But we have not quite enough money
In onr treasury lo meet the claims In
full. So the pro rain reduction would
allow me about threv hundred and
twenty dollars a year
Approximate
ty twenty-fire dollars a month. That
will hardly support a family “
"Ob. dearest, you have supported
us long enough." said Miriam. "It U
our turn now."
"Why. father, wlih your twenty fiva
a month, and my—er pn*«|»-,-»*—
Why. darling w ell l**- »imply—Joke."
At eleven O'clock. Eddy Jackson
came with lllratr Rock worth and the
two men listened In alienee as they
told them, as Indifferently as they
Conld. of the purport of the s|>eclal
meeting
"So that’s what It was.” Eddy said
soberly "1 was afraid o f It."
"They needn’t offer me your church *
said lllram Buckwortb stoutly
“I
wouldn't accept It for any considers
Ho* all her financial or spiritual."
MarJorj glowed al aim "Unless," he
added reflectively, “ unless they would
make some arrangement In let us both
work along together, and use me as
your assistant—unit) your eyes are
restored.“
"You couldn't work as my assistant.
Hiram. You are loo good a man for
th.iL And I couldn't even assist you
—blind as I am."
“ I don't Delievs the church as a
whole will stand for I t " Eddy Jack-
Son broke out. Anally. “Old Jop has
Just talked them Into this. And I’ll
bet I can talk them out ol ic I say
we Just walk out < ni them and start
• church of our own
They might
keep most of tlie money, hut we'd lake
most of the religion.'
"An affectionate ilioughi." smiled
Hr. Tolliver. “ Bui not a very I ’hris
tlan one. No. Eddy, this Is ilia thing
• inlnlsti. accepts, and does not
fight."
“ Put up your sword Peter.’’ quoted
Ginger softly
“ Well, If worst come* to worst," de
dared the young in.in, "I'll move the
whole gang of you out to Pay Dirt,
and Install yon In the mb And we'll
start a farmers splriiunl union"
Laughing at Hint, »hey walked slow
ly oaf the flagstone peril In the curb
"How's the private business coining
•long?" Eddy asked in a low voire
"Rather slowly. In Ihe face of such
•u emergency ss this" Ginger Ella
sighed. “ I may have to forge an
other link nr eo."
CHAPTER VII
A stricken silence prevailed In the
Sturdy little touring car 'hat Kdd)
Jackson guided carerully »long the
country mads from Red Thrush to
Pay Dlri- Not one «*< rd was spoken
But In the rear seat. Miriam, Hie sen
slide twin, sal wlrh .«,«• of her fat tier’s
bands crashed rigtiriy between both
of hers, snd now and Mien glie pressed
It sgslnst her clieeKs In a wordless
pssslon of sympathy, loiigtiia to com
fori. It was am until lire air «food
before Ihe able i»irch of the hi* white
houae. and Mlilatn. wlrh firm light
hand, ha" led tier fa.her up rlie steps
thsf Eddy spoke
“ Mr. Tolliver." he said awkwardly,
"don't worry. It's s raw deni, all the
way round, but honestly—they mean
all rigid. We'll do something al»>ut IL
that's all."
“ There^ nothing to da. Eddy. And
they not only menn all right they are
■II right.*
“ And If ll goes through the way they
bava planned, we ll sluri something on
our own account We’re rigid In the
midst of the farming district here,
and s lot of these people don't hot her
to go so far to church
Psy IHrt Is
big. We'll build s little chapel of our
own, anil run It to suit ourselves I
—don't want yon to leave Red
Thrush."
"You're a good friend, and s good
man. Eddy." said the other gratefully
"But don't hi.ve me too much on your
mind It's all righL I will never do
anything that does not completely ac­
cord with the policy of our church,
you understand flood night, my dear
boy, and to repeal j«>ur own words,
don't worry."
Silently, up the stairs to the right
wing. Miriam guided his ste|is. She
turned hack the covers of his bed,
carefully spread out the things he
*b r E t h e l H u e s t o n
fore she let him dowu to breakfast
Illustrations by
Here apologetically, h* asked ao ad
dltlmial favor st (he bauds of Kddy
Irw in Myers
Jackson
CuevtlgM. l»v llehb* Merrill (X,
“ You hav* d «"e e « much. Eddy. sn<
W Nlt Servite
you are always so klad that I reallj
hats to ask anything more of you
would uecd for tha ntghL placed s
Itut I must go 'a right aftet break
fresh towel on his rack.
fast to speak to my daughter«.
I
"Father, shan't I reud to yon a shan't be goo* long, but I must go
while?“ she offered. “ Until yon feel
Now If you can't take me. nr aent)
ilrerl enough to sleep."
on* of ths men. suppose ■ Just tele
"N ik thanks, dear, not tonight. phone In fur a taxi*
You're a nli'e girl. Mlrlatu. hui I don't
“O f course I can tsk* you. Why, I
want to t>e read to. I have many
haven't a thing to do," Ued Kddy
things to think of."
Jackson stoutly.
“ But, darling—they areut
nice
"Father I" ejaculated Miriam. “Th*
things."
way you talk of ordering taxis out
"W ell, tome of them are Yon. for
would think you were a doctor or a
Instance."
lawyer at tha very least."
“ Father," her voice waa low. almost
No C<ldy Jackson rellnqulsbsd his
apologetic, “ father, j. u know we are sxperiments for another day. and
so used to each other, you, aad we after a few brisk Instructions to thr
g ir l« living together all the tuna, and
nten. turned his small car toward
arguing, and quarreling, and making town again. But n* would not sc
up. We—never say tbs real things company th* minister und ol* dsugti
that are In our minds But father. I d ter Inin the nous*, said is had an
our hearts, we—all ot ua- think you errand uptown and would tie nark fot
are Just wonderful, father."
i beiu In ao hour, realising that Hilt
Ills arm lightened shout her shout
hour was lo be ■ sacred one. and that
dors. "And I tease you girls, and even Ihe preaches of a friend as faith
laugh at your llttls trick« snd y >ur ful ia himself would t># an uirnalon
ll was Ginger who flrst caught
sight of the touring rsr unloading It*
passengers st (he end of the flag
stone path, and her vole* sent Its sum
utont ringing nvei th* houaw
"Margie, quit primping this minute
Com* down
It’s (a lter I Fat tier’s
cornel Taka off your curler« Jenky
It’s father I"
And their eager feel brought them
swiftly, each In something of dis­
habille, to receive (hr on« who had
left them eo sadly the Bight before
11« was no longer usd
II* greeted
them brightly, smiling warm affection
upon them
“ What a glum and glu-uny old
parent I was last night," he begun nl
one« “ What a hopeless and -.or old
curmudgeon you had lo put up with I’
•Father, uol"
Then his voice decjiened. "G irt«
forgive at«
I wns surprised, and I
lost my hearing« Hut lust for a little
while. "
"You've got them again," crowed
Ginger triumphantly.
lie smiled al Iter. " Y e « I’ve got
them again But I shouldn't hnu 'net
them. Nil down, girls—Ml«s leolln « —
let's talk II over together. You see.
It Is Ilk* Ih t« Years agu. b efo re even
"How’s th* P riv jtt Busing*! Coming Helen was born. I dedicated iny Ilfs
Along?"
Eddy A eked In a Low
to the Lord'» work. I dedicated my
Vole*.
service, my lime, my money—even
my family. Well, whai then? 11» baa
vanities, and what Ellen rail* yonr used me— a blunt and stubborn Instru
man mndneaa
But all tha rime I merit many times—for *11 these year«
know you ar* iba very best girls In If lie ha* flalsbed with roe. what ol
the world."
ll? If He wants me agnln, lie will
“ Ob, father, we aren’L Well, Helen
show me where, and how Wlisl have
she Is awfully good
And Ginger Is I lo do shout It? Nothing. No* bow
good. too. to her funny way. B it
foolish I was "
Marjory and I are not much."
“ Father.'' gasped Ginger In s
There was silence hetweeu .hem, ss shocked low voice, “ do you mean that
each smiled tenderly Into the dark
you are nol going to try—even to try
ness, thinking of tha thousand sweel
—to get well any more? Are you Just
ridiculous, whimsical, pathetic hap
going to give up—and 1st go?“
petilngs ot the sitabhy old Jeritodlst
“ Most certainly not. my dear child.
parsonage. But after a little whlls. be
I am going to slay at Pay Dirt as long
sent her hack to bed. and to steep. Rut
as I can. and get )u*t as strong as I
Weeley Tolliver himself lay awake all
can. I shall go to t 'hlcago ft-t all th*
night, thinking of many thing«
cars w* can possibly afford. And I
When Miriam entered his room the
shall pray without ceasing for God
next morning she found him <-<ndlng
to bless the mean* wv use But the
by the window, fully dressed.
outcome— whnl difference does that
•Oh. '"liter, you're getting too
make? None If I am not to be used
smart fur me." she said regretfully
In Red Thrush sny longer, wLat dif­
But when he turned to look at her.
ference? Perhaps I shall be of serv­
the expression on his face sent t swift
ice some pines e ls « If I have com
glad brightening over her own
pletcd by labor entirely, (list la en­
“ Oh, father," she cried »gain
tirely satisfactory to m « I am per
"You've thought of something I Every­
fectly content, I hnv* no feare, not
thing Is all right again. Isn't It?"
even for my dear daughters fm whom
II* laughed quits merrily at her
I wished to do so much. Foolish of
young eagerness "Perfectly all right
met Did I not dedicate my family
again." he assured her
caret alo.ig with ihe rest of my life?
"Oh, lell me all about IL" she
How foolish It was foi ms it worry "
begged
“O f course It was For I told you
Uut thl he denied her. "You must
I would lake enre of you Don't laugh I
wall to share ll with the rest of the
I mean IL"
family
How lnt|>etu<'us you are get
“ I am not laughing. Ellen. I believe
ing—why. you are quite another Glo
you. When the times come« I know
ger 1“
that /am truly will inks care of me.
Ho Miriam wns obliged to content
And I am glad to have *t to be
nereell by straightening Ills tie. and sure o f
giving a careful brush to his hair, be­
(T O BE C O N T IN U E D )
Preserve* That Defy the Corruption of Death
A man’s body was found standing
upright In e block of Ice and was
chopped out of a crevasse In a gla
cler of Mount Rainier. Thus tie r »
Is a retnloder of th* pathetic eti.ry
told many year» ago when Mr Fred
erick Ntlmson was writing as “J fi
of Dale": The story of the body pre
served In an Alpine glurter. slowly
moving, but Anally restoring the loved
one to the patient waller Or there Is
Ihe frov.cn pirate, the hero of a novel
by (la rk Itussell. though ’ hi* pirate
was not suvetl from Immediate death
by a glacier.
Ashes and lava are also Indifferent
unconscious
preservers:
Witness
Pompeii and ilerculaneaum. There
are natural earths that hav* been
said to retain bodies s i they were
above th* gronnd. Waa the coffin that
held the marquis of Dorset o f a gpe
rial wood nr metal (hat after seventy
eight years Ills body waa found nn
corrupted. "In color, proportion and
softness like an ordinary corpse newly
to lie Interred’’ ? Or was Ibis due ft
the properties of the cerecloth?
Is ther* any Index of stories In
which the strangely preserved mum
mle* Included, hsv* come lo life and
welcomed the amazingly changed
Hi* Worthy Precedent
Little Ijtwtenc* was untidy. Though
his mother mad# every effort to en
courage him he seldom folded up hi*
clothes after he undressed for bed
One day hi* mother came Info the
bedroom and saw hi* clothing scat
tered all over Ihe floor.
"1 wonder who It was that nevet
folded np hi» clothe* when he went
to bed?"
U t i l e L aw re nce pulled his clothes
over his head and answered:
“ Adam 1“
world; moved aa strangers In s
strange land; worked evil on do
scendants who had mistakenly rever­
enced their memory and Donated of
lineage? It Is no doubt better, aa
Bert Williams used lo sny, that
“ death le ao permanent."
Tha H m o l o d
Brown—I shall do Just us I like. If
I want to smoke In the drawing room,
I «hull smoke In the drawing room
And that’s that I
Silence.
Brown (warming up) — Wlint’s more,
the carpel Is good enough ash tray for
me. Quite good enough. Bo pleas*
understand In future I
Silence.
Brown (eonllnulng)—And If yon
think I’m going to spend the whole
afternoon standing shout loaded op
with parcels, you v* made • mighty
big . . .
Problem: How long had his wlfa
been deaf?
Prices of Wheat and Flour
It take* live bushels ot wheat to
make one barrel o f Ilnur. A barrel
of flour makes 3tgl loaves of bread.
For every change In price of flour, of
|1 per barrel, the baker's cost Is af­
fected to the extent of one third of
on* cent for each one-pound loaf. In
sliorL wheat would have to either ad­
vance or fall (Xl rents per bushel, be­
fore It could nffect the price of bread
one cent per loaf.
East Indian Modifia#
Agar agar I* n vegetable gelatin da
rived from a number of East Indian
seaweed«
It I* sent to the United
States In thin transparent sheet«
shreds or slicks, from Chinn nud Ja
pao.
ixv trir «*•!•>» N s » si -« i » i t'utuu )
“ I hav* only Just a mlnut#
Only sisty «»cnmls In It
Fervod upon too— con't rsfus#
Didn't » » » ll — didn't «hues* II
But It’s up to m* to us« ll
1 must suffsr If I In«« It
U lvs account If I abuts tl
Just a liny llttls mlnuta
Uut o U r n lt y Is In IL "
M
W IN TfiR O lfiH Ifi
a s Hi* colder weather comes on we
Slljuy belled dluuera, flsh, clam aud
oyster
chowders
and pork In various
ways such as:
Pork Leaf—Take
three pound* ul
lean pork from Ihe
shoulder, one and
oua half cupful* ot
bread crumb« oue
tableepmuiful
• I
MiS, on* half teaspoon ful of pepper,
two well beaten egg«, on* can of
pimento, on# and one-half cupfuls of
sweet milk. Mix sud pul to roast In
a modem!# oven.
Sheet Chocolate Cookie«—Take on*
cupful o f sugar, on* third of a cup­
ful o f melted butter, on* beaten egg.
one half teaspoonful of salt, two thirds
of s cupful of milk, two cupfuls of
flour, oil* teaspoonful of soda, ons
cupful of ralslna and one half cupful of
nulmeals with two square* of melted
rhocolal« Mix and spread on a bak­
ing sheet and baks In a m oderate
oven. When cool cover with th* fol­
lowing frosting:
Chacoists Frosting.—Tsk* one cupful
each of whit* and oue of brown augur,
two tabteapoonfula of flour, t w ot birds
of a cupful of milk, cook and stir
until the mixture hairs, then -add s
(ableapoonful of butter and cool. Boat
until thick and cream. Add chocolate
to ault the la s t«
Spread over th*
sheet of cookie* and when cool rut
Into any desired shape.
Harvard B eet«— Ml* ono-half cup­
ful of sugar with one tablespoonrul
of corn starch and ono eighth lea-
spoonful of salt. Add one-thifd of a
cupful of cider vinegar and one third
cupful of boiling water. Cook until
lb* satire le clear. Add two cupful*
of freshly cooked, drained, diced be#»«
Bet In a w nrin place for half an hour.
Add two tableapoonfuls of butter and
servw
Oyster fituffing.— Take twenty oys­
ters. drain, rinse and place In a square
pan with two tableepoonfuls of but­
ter; bring to the boiling point, add
four cupfuls of bread crumb« one half
tablespoon ful of salt and pepper to
fa st« Add s tablespoon ful of minced
parsley snd stuff turkey.
Thoughts and Thing«
The constant aim of tha thrifty
housewife Is variety for tha tabl*
within the limit
sbo lias to spend
fur food.
Ths using of
every particle of
food
with
no
waste and serv­
ing
wholesome
well
balanced
m eal« Is a study thnt needs th* clos­
est attention of the capable house­
wife.
Th* saving of aU liquors In which
vegetables have been cooked Is not
Just saving waste, but It Is saving
many of the valuable mineral mailers
which give vegetable# their value In
th* food. Such liquors may be served
ss sauces for vegetables or many b*
used In making gravies as w ell
Rub a llttls fat Into Ihe skins of th*
potatoes before putting them Inta th*
oven to baka. Th* skins will peel
with no waste after tbs potatoes are
baked.
Hav* th* rice water when cooking
rice. If any Is le ft
It mnkea fine
starch for light dresses and lace«
Dtp th* broom Into hot suds after
washing th* laundry, then hang up to
dry.
Tills clonus the broom, and
keetia It straight and make« It Iasi
longer.
Change th* fold* In table linen oc­
casionally to change the wear. Fold­
ing tablecloths lengthwise three time*
before cross folding makes a belts!
looking center.
Proper fitting shoes will aav* much
discomfort and Irritability.
High
heels or those run over are responsible
for many disagreeable dispositions.
Keep a pair of shears In tha kitchen
for cutting ralslna. marshmallows
parsley or other things. They are
easier to clean than ths chopping
howl or food grinder.
Turn mnttreasaa often to keep them
level and comforishl«
Beware of p*elder« When mothers
learn that thumb-sucking snd part­
ners cause enlarged tonsils snd ade­
noids, rhlldren will hnre lea* trouble
with them.
A long bottle will answer for ■
rolling pin when on* hn* nothing els*
to take th* place of a real on «
Talcum powder Is a great conven­
ience when traveling. If • grease spot
appear« cover with talcum and let
stand for a day or two. Tha spot will
be absorbed. Sprinkle talcum Into
shoe* to relieve tired feet, dust new
shoes «dth It before wearing. It helps
th* breaking In process.
Metal sponges, scouring soaps and
vegetable brushes are lndl*i>en»iihl* to
most housewives; however, other uten­
sils should be bought when on* And*
them useful. Many of th* enralled
conveniences sre only an annoyance
and • room-taker—never used.
"Hutu*
Salty Body of Water
The »»Unity of the Gulf of Mexico
Is high, due to the high temperature
and excessive evaporation. It Is esti­
mated to he approximately Sfl.8—that
Is, each 1.0«) grams of sea water con­
tains 30.0 grams of dissolved solid«
Explorer's Sad Fat*
Sleur de I a Hnlle, early explorer,
while endeavoring to dlarnver the
source of the Misnlaslppl, experienced
n mutiny among his men sml was shot
from ambush by one of them, Novem­
ber 11), 1087.