&T80S27 T l IK TRIBUNE, TURNER. OREGON Athletes of Old Tins as Never Out of Training % 1 4 4/ | i r a f HOW TO LIVE | LONGER i a W orld Events Pictured # h • H A P P E N IN G S E V E R Y W H E R E A N D PERSONS * « « OF N O T E AS SEEN B Y T H E C A M E R A « - - Towing Back House Dislodged by Tidal Wave 1 •’ •WJ , * 1 M L - -#-l Till* exclusive photograph from the Newfoundland are« stricken by the earthquake tidal vara show» on« of Iba dislodged hoaaaa bring tnwed In from tha ara by a returning flablng arhoonar. Tba bousr, along wltb many others, bad brrn swept a distance of live in I Ira by tba gigantic Inundation. Canada's New Outlet to Atlantic Ocean i ♦ Bv JOHN CLARENCE FUNK £ ♦ D k w to he KITCHEN | ! CABINET | 1 f A u t l w , Ststs mi FeMMjrWMk. ; 1 two Internationally known Arctic explorers sustained life nets satisfac­ torily on an exclusive meal diet while living In the temperate x»ne and en gaged In sedentary tiahlla A ln »«t at tbe same time a young lady claimed thet «lie had a«tually flourished for months solely on peanuts. And still another ex|«erlmenlallel «iinoumed to the world M in i breed, milk and cheeae constituted the perfect dietary. Thua. food foil* are horn. However, when It It all said and done. these digestive excursions merely prove the amaxltig flexibility of the human system to food adjust merit And while front a news afaiMl point such studies are Interesting, they are likely to result In more harm than good. Tbe reason for this la (hat there are so many fanatically minded people who are eager to try anything new If ll relates to the food question and particularly If ll Is con­ nected with »he reducing Ides. ll must he readily admit led that various klmls of food are definitely contra Indicated In I ha actual pres­ ence of disease. Ilul In generul all foods, ao far at tha average (teraon Is concerned, are entirely safe and healthful lo consume. Consequently sweets, meat, milk, grains and all their by products have their proper place on tbe dally menu. The Iro portanl thing la in maintain a ration at diet balance and eat all things mod eralely. Therefcra. follow fada In clothing. Interior decoration and motor cars If you have a falling for fails, but do not go craxy on the food fads Long life Is nol In aympulhy with such an «■lltuila. Don’t G«t Chesty Conatrurtlon camp at Churchill, on tba went conat of llmlaon bay, where Canada la building a new port for tha shipment o f grain to Europa. LARGEST OF ROPES i National Champion Milkmaid t l I IS only nalural to develop a stipe- * rtor feeling over man's present «lay achievement a Airships. subways, sky­ scrapers and all Hie wlxnrdy of elec­ tricity ere enough lo turn Ibe bead of tbe most modest of us. And with modern nitration plants, sewage dls|M«tal works and all the other magnificent strides In disease prevention and cure, ll seems entire­ ly logical to develop a "high hat" at tltude no the quesiloD of living. Has not the span of life been In creased St lenst twenty yesra In tbe last two decades! Are nol tbe health laws Hie best and most efficiently en­ forced In man's history! Is not life easier and more protected than ever before! Well, the answer to all these questions Is emphatically, yea. Hut In spite of IL tha outstanding and disturbing fact remains that for (he great number of ctllxeus who have attained flfiy years. Increased longev­ ity has no application whatsoever. It eating lo a sense of false security, humlreds of thousands of adults who have reached the one-half century turn In life are dying al the some rate of years ago. and sad 1« say are In­ creasingly dying. This la happening been use they are confident that the modern conditions of life have auto­ matically aeople Interested Yon kiss your wife to show her that you still love her. She knows Just how much you love her wlthont being klaae<1: yet aha likes It.— American Magatine. Mr«. Mary Itoherta Itlnehart, who«e Inle« of the great wide open apncea of the West hnve thrilled thousands, In the only woman member of Pro* I dan I H oover» public Innda commission. Detailed view of both aldea of the new Presidents gold mednl which tha National Academy of Art presented to Elihu Itoot, In recognition of his dis­ tinguished service to the cause of One art. The medal Is the work of Ilobert Altken, American sculptor. Valuable Record When a housewife washes dlahea three times a day for 4tl years, she has a right to claim an emlurance ree >rd that reali} amounts to something In comparing athletic feat« of to­ day with thoaa of ancient times. It must ba kept In view that the men o f tha old days did not spend their days In factories, or over desks, and take botneopuHile doses of exerrlse I d l l . H . C A. gytu at nights. Their whole lives were spent In exercises which fitted them for sterner work oo the Held of battle. Exercises and war- ilk« sports were their A B C , Brat to eighth grade, high school and college. About flfty years ago. In a small town called Jedburgh, In the south of Scotland, there lived a man named Dan Wight. This man was a noted runner and was tha first man to be called "The Flying Scotsman.” At on« time he was tha champion sprin­ ter of Orest Britain. It Is. however, his unofflclsl rec«>rd which Is of great- aat Interest. Ha Is credited locslly with having run 300 yards In 30 sec­ onds. Tba writer once saw him give an­ other runner about two-thirds tbe length of the coarse, and If tbe rare had been one stride longer Dan would have won. It la of Interest to specu­ late on the speed Dan attained while be was cutting down his competitor’ s start. Thera ara many dishes which are banded down from one generation to another In families, who enjoy some of (ha old- fashioned dishes occa­ sionally. Salt Fish Dinner,— Soak, simmer, and drain the required « mount of boneless codfish, until _____ _ tender. Serve either as whole piece on a platter with plenty of butter (toured over It or flake It and add a rich cream sauca with hard-cooked chopped egg added and a bll of minced parsley Accom­ pany the flah with rrl*p brown fried »alt pork, diced buttered heeta and carrots, small potatoes cooked whole, rolled In butter and parsley and cooked onions, also buttered. Serve Too Many New Cares a portion of Osh. vegetables, pork and | Prof. Irving Fisher, the famous econ- sauce to each plate. l »mist o f Ysle, said In New Haven tbe Oallctoua Pudding.— Take one plot Other day: of line bread crumbs, soak In one quart There are too many new cures—tba o f milk for 15 minutes. Heat togeth­ liver curs for anemia, the gland cures er until light the yolka of live eggs, for old age, the nltra-violet ray cure add one cupful of sugar; stir In a ta­ fo r everything under the sun. blespoonful o f softened butter, add a "A man said In a restaurant: hit of grated lemon rind, two table­ •"W alter, there’s a fly In ray soup.’ spoonfuls of lemon Jnlca and a pinch “ But the waiter peered In my soup of salt Mix with the milk and bread and answered: aDd add one cupful of cocosul Bake “ ’Oh, no. air. you’re barking up the In a pudding dish until Hie custard is wrong tree, air. That ain’t no fly. set In the center. Teat with a knife— It’s one o’ them vitamins beer, sir, If the knife cornea out clean It Is ready wot we supply with each and every to take from the oven. Cover with a order.” meringue, using the egg whiles beaten stiff, five tableapooofuls of powdered Sis Children Doctors sugar; heat until well blended. Heap With the qualification of his daugh­ over the podding and sprinkle with ter as a doctor. Mayor J. T. Halllnan more coconut and cover wltb pow­ o f Lewisham. Ireland, believe« his dered sugar. Brown In a moderate family bolds a record In the medical oven. Serve cold. world for six o f his children are now Chowder.—'This la a distinctive new practicing. Five sons had previously combination. One may use flah. fresh passed examinations, one grandchild or salt; dams, oysters fresh or la studying medicine, and another, canned, or any Osh food one desires. aged twelve, declare« that she will be Tbe method for preparing Is the same. a doctor. Neither Halllnan nor his Try out two good slices of salt pork parents were medical men. All hts cut Into flue cubes until brown; add sons served In France with the Boyal two good-sited onions thinly sliced, Army Medical corps, and two were and cook, stirring live minutes. Add decorated with the Military cross. tlx or seven potatoes thinly sliced aft­ er quartering, add salt and pepper Futuristic and cover with boiling water. Sim­ Optimism was the keynote of a ban­ mer until the vegetables ara dona. quet in London, Just prior to the de­ Then add If salt flah. the well-soaked parture of the British premier, Ram­ and shredded cod. or. If dams, fresh say MacDonald, for America. It was flsh, parboil In boiling water, then a gala occasion and apparently the add to the hot mixture. Bring to a only skeptic present was Lord Dewar. boll and add a quart or more of rich Lord Dewar, when called upon to say milk; when simmering hot add six s few words, said: to eight milk crackers which have "Ton have all preached optimism. been softened wltb a little hot milk. What Is optimism! In my humble Serve at once, Parsnips, diced toma­ opinion optimism makes s man of to or corn may taka the place of the ninety buy a new suit of clothes and flsh If desired. two pairs o f trousers.” Marlboro Pie. — Taka one cupful each of alfted stewed apple, sugar Fishing Pond os Roof and milk, one-foorth cupful of butter A recently constructed building of melted, two beaten eggs, a little grat­ Portland. Ore- has a real fishing pond ed nutmeg and lemon peel; bake In a on the roof for tbe accommodation of pastry shell aa for custard pie. city residents who are unable to get Ordinary Foods. into the country for a fishing experi­ Ordinary foods may be mada ex­ ence. The pond Is surrounded with traordinary by the addition of sea­ growths which give It the appearance sonings and gar­ o f nature and It answers many pur­ nishment and the poses. manner of serving. One of the ordi­ Things Wo Don't Son nary dishes which jo many o f us go through the day la simple, easy to and hardly notice the sparkle o f sun prepare as well as light on a lake or goblet, the majestic tasty Is: angles east by a skyscraper or a Appls Tapioca.— picket fence, tbe grace, of a dandelion Take four table­ turned white and fluffy, o f a gray road spoonfuls of minute tapioca, add winding over a hllL—Woman's Home one-fourth tensitoouful of salt, and Companion. and one-third cupfuls of boiling wa­ ter, cook twenty minutes or -util the Explained tapioca Is clear. Butter a pudding •John," said Mrs. Dumbell, “ what dish and cover the bottom wltb ap­ do they mean by a man being long- ples cut Into eighths, sprinkle with beaded r sugar and cover with a layer of the “That he Isn't short-sighted,” he tapioca, repeat and place In the oven grumbled from behind his paper.—Cin­ with a few apple quarters on top. cinnati Enquirer. Rake until the fruit Is dona Serve with sugar and cream. More Useful Dubarry Macaroni.— Cut four slices Customer— Have you a copy of of bacon Into small pieces and fry. ■Who's Who" and “ What's What,” by Add one sliced onion and one can of Jerome K. Jerome! tomatoes which have been allowed to Clerk—No, but we have “ Who's He" simmer unlll reduced to half. Season and “ What’s He G o t" by R. G. Dun. with cayenne, mace, allspice and a bit — Fort William Tlmes-Jouraal. of hay leaf, salt and pep(>er. Cook thirty minutes, then add two cupfuls Both Have Drawback» o f cooked macaroni and serve. Blinks— I've seen a lot o f rich peo­ Halibut on Toast__ Melt one-fourth ple I don't envy. of a cupful of butter and add two and Jinks— Yeah! Well, I’ve also seen a one-half tahlespoonfuls of flour; when lot of poor ones I don’t, either. well blended add two cupfuls o f milk and cook until smooth, then add two cupfuls of flaked halibut; season to quickly relieved »ad hauled by Col»*» Cmrboilanlve. Leave» no »cure. No medi­ taste and add one teaspoonful of an­ cine chest complete without It. SSc and chovy essence. Serve hot on squares •Sc at druraista. or J. W. Cole Co., Rock­ ford. 111.—Advertisement. of buttered toast For a delicious Oiling for a white layer cake add ('rained grated pine­ apple to a boiled frosting. It may he used with powdered sugar If In • hurry. A most attractive pear salad may ha garnished wltb strips of pimento and dressed with a snappy french dressing. Serve with a dinner meat. Horseradish Sauca.—Take one-half cupful each of sour cream and grated horseradlah. salt, a little sugar and a dash of cayenne. Serva wltb flsh or oysters. Add a teaspoonful of anise seed to the Jars of pickled beets when can­ ning them. The flavor Is especially pleasant Architectural Whin# Thera are eight winding at H ires sea In the State War and «Navy building at Washington that are peculiar In that they hnve no columns support­ ing them, hut are held up hy the prin cl pie of the arch. If one stair were removed, the whole would collapse Redundancy Rebated fie that uses many words for the explaining any subject doth act like the cuttlefish, hide himself for the most part In his own Ink.— Uev. John Ruv (HBS-I7U5), "On the Creation' Garfield Tea W m You r >•> “ and Intestinal UL This fend old-fast- lone! herb boss« remedy for coned- pa Hon, stomach IDs and arbor derange­ ments of the syn> tern so prevalent thane days la la sesa greater favor as a family modi d a s than In your grandmother's day. To Cool a Burn Usa HANFORD'S Balsam o f M yrrh Real Fighting Bull A fighting ball In Spain recently br«>k» loose from the box In which It was being transported from the Sal­ tillo farm to Valla>:n|ld when tha train was stopped at tha station of Los I'arrales. In th» province of Ciu­ dad Real. The civil guards were called to take the sltaatlou .n hand, and when they drove up In their truck, the bull “tore Into It," damag­ ing the truck considerably. The guards began shooting, and with each shot the ball became wilder and wilder, and died only after the forty# slxth»shot had been fired. Coast to Cosst good Grocers sell and recommend Rasa Rail Bine. Itettsf value thaD sny other.— Adv. Tie Found la Canada The first find of tin In Canada has been made In the Stratford and Rernlc lake districts of Manitoba and the announcement Is hailed with great In­ terest In that country. The country referred to Is very rugged snd Inac­ cessible, but If the discovery warrants It there will be provided the mesne at getting the material out. Easy te Select It’s reported that ouly one book was published In Turkey daring th« last year. The “book of the year dub” couldn’t make any mistakes over there. —Cincinnati Enquirer. Those who plot ths destruction o f others often fall themselves.—I'hae- drus. Trnly i FEEL LIKE A MILLION. TAKE ÏD IT ! T O -N IG H T TOMORROW ALRIGHT SUFFERING ELIMINATED 15-years success in treating Rectal and C elt« troubles by the Dr. C J. Dean wow-aumacAL — a»»« • •Mss as tu « v s W R ITTE N AS­ SURANCE of PILES ELIMI­ NATED os FEE REFUNDED. 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