T H E T R IB U N E T U R N E R . OREGON
left side of the pulpit The bride» p-
maids wets to gather I s th* primary
room. Just Inslds tbe main entrance.
Helen decided that when ell the
Invited guceia set slieully welting
within the church, she, with her fa
ther, would walk quietly across the
B y C E O R i .K D O tU K Y , T h D . I L D
Intervening S|iace from parsonage
to church— such a very little way—
and while Elleu took l tin on around to
Some People A re Born W ith
tho pulpit room ou tbe right of tho
Gills
altar, she would Join her attendant*
K NO longer tell friend* from
In the primary department
For hilly a week, although hut ten
enemies by smell; hut we ofietu
days had elapsed slue# the forging of pick them by life shape of their noao.
the first link that was to grow Into Man's nose Is not so striking as the
an endless chain of silver dimes. G in elephant's, or w e ll ilia long-nosed
ger had dogged the step# of lb# post monkey's, hut It features hit flic» and
man.
la one of his tuoat human and super
“ Letter for me? Tttero'a not? That's fluous elements. As It la ■ new acqui
funny.*
sition, It begun with mammals. It ap
But on the very day before the pear* lute In felal Ilf* and develops
wedding, as though to fill her cup to fully only after birth, its almp* and
utter overflowing, the postman deliv slse are hereditary and are distin
ered three letter* addressed to B. guishing trails of rac* Hut It hat
Tolliver, all In strange handwriting. no uioro to do with brain power than
“ Well, (h a ts funuy," stammered the haudkerehlef that wipes IL
As th* olfactory nerves alone are
Ginger, and held ont a trembling hand,
and with the guilty consciousness of connected with the hemispheres of th*
the evil dour, sure the very pout mas human bniln. It Is Inferred that the
must he suspicious of such a sudden brain Itself arose In connection with
burst of correspondence, she added. the sense of smell; the original bruin
Bunch of ads. I suppose." She was wns a smelling orgnn.
In ninminnts generally, the amell
so excited that she fell off the ladder
three times before ahe finally got her sense Is the moat highly developed of
self— and the three letters— Into the all senses. In monkeys. It lias already
attic studio under the dormer-window. begun to dlinlulsh. Some mammals
She was trembling nervously. Her have live pairs of ridges supporting
chilly fingers tore uselessly st the the olfactory organs; some hoofed an
stiff paper, she had It open ai last, a imals linve eight; npea nstmlly have
dime rolled out upon the floor. 8h# three. Man bus from two to flva
pairs.
selted and kissed IL
Th e none In the human embryo Is at
•Tou'ne my nest egg.“ she whl*
pored, “you're my lucky piece, you're first a pair of pits or pockets In the
what soma dumb farmer would call skin— the condition In fishes. The ex
ternal nose appear* much later.
pay d ir t "
The ear also begins as a pocket,
She oiiened the other letter*, three
dimes resulting.
A sort of atlllneaa In the first gilt cleft. This sinks Into
the head until Ita outer tqieiilng Is
came over her.
She sat. huddled
Into a small hunch on the old atool closed hy the tynpnnuui or eardrum.
and rend the letter»— pleasant letter*, A rare anomuly la an Individual with
sympathetic. “ It la a Joy to help In two, or even three, external ear open
such good work,* "God blea* the ings; these represent the second and
th irl gill.cleft*. In some fishes the
cause." “ Pleasure to *<1<1 my mite."
"Tb e darlings." said Ginger. “Th # oiienlug remain*; their eur la pri
dear,
aweet
generous.
Christian marily a balancing organ. Our equilib
souls* Ginger had a significant habit rium sense organ Is ulso located In
of Judging one's Christianity, not by the Inner ear; If our semilunar canals
his thoughts but by hi* contributions are destroyed, we cannot hill mice our
Three dimes to her lepresented three selves.
We turn our bead toward sound*
devout Christians Very still ahe sat
on the old stool, very quiet, envehqied or cup our hands behind our ears;
In a sweet and grateful gladneaa Her our ancestors turned their ear*.
O ur eyes are com|Miuud and are
mind leaped swiftly on. to expenstv#
curative treatments for her father, made up of the same three parts lliat
oew rich furnlfuro to replace their are found In fishes' eyes. First, a
threadbare ahahhlness coal and steak ■ cluster of skin evils dig In to form
| the lens; skin grows over this, lie-
■nd chickens—
She kissed the letters, one after tha come* transparent, and forms the
other, and crumpled them In her hand, cornea. Next, a growth from the neu
ral tube reaches nut and ends In a
to he hum »d.
"Little 'vhlte angel».' she called ten cup around the lens. This cup be
comes the retina; the slutk which
derly.
Then sbe cast about for a proper ro- Joins cup with tube, the optic nerve,
ceptable for thla Incipient fortune. fells from the middle gt in layer now
Three dimes of themselves did not enter the cup and form the transpar
require much treasuring, hut tho ent matter of tbe eyeball. Tbe mid
highly Imaginative eyes of Ellen T o lli dle layer also suppllea skin structure;
ver looked already npon the thousands It la subject to the horny change of
and thonsands In neat little stacks old age. Hence "cataract“ of the eye;
that were to corns In another part the lens has become covered with a
scale.
of the attic she ferreted out an old
The Asiatic'* eye Is not oblique. The
doll’s trunk, very dusty, very shabby,
hut stout, well made, with a strongly "*!lf* apjienrnnce Is due to the low
hinged top. and best of all. with the nasal bridge supporting the upper lid ;
the lid thus folds and appears •‘Mon
old lock still Intact and tbe key
dangling from a string.
Within IL golian.’’ Thla “oblique" eye I* not un
common In white children at b irth ;
side by aids ahe laid the three dimes,
when the bridge develops alowly It
and tamed the key tr. the rusty old
niny persist for months, even Into
lock.
Then she moved everything
adult life.
else off ber desk, and directly In the
Tbe tears which wash our eye*—
middle of It she placed the trunk,
otherwise as dirty as our fare*— come
royally alons The key she thmai un
from lachrymal glands In the tipi>er
concernedly Into the table drawer.
outer corner of each eye. Some have
She was oot afraid of thieves
additional tear glands at the sides of
Her sigh was a great and glnd one. the eyes, as have reptile*.
“At last fortune smiles npon tbe p a r
O nr skin Is a double structure. Tbe
sonage. and all the Tolllvera In IL " outside, or epidermis. Is ectoderm; the
ahe whispered Joyously. “ Perhaps not Inside, or dermis. Is derived from tbe
much of a smile so far— Just a little mesoderm. Tbe fetal skin at first Is
giggle, hut a nice little giggle. The translucent and not unlike that of
poor little church mice are going to fishes. During the third month, the
surprise folks one of these days"
epidermis begins to become horny, as
She wished greatly to fell her sis It Is In adult life. It Is significant
ter* of this sndden turn In the tide that If we lose a third of our akin by
of the family fortune, hut ihaf little fire, add. boiling liquid, or flaying,
Inner monitor, which Ginger most on
we lose our life.
scrlpturslly called a bunch, warned
Color of akin la an Inherited trait
her against thla confidence, and ahe and 1* due to grains of brown or yel
hurled herself and her seething emo low-red pigment In the dermis. Entire
tions as well as ahe could In pinna absence of pigment In skin. hair, and
for the following day.
eyes Is a developmental defect and
Long before the high boor of noon results In nlblnos. Albinism Is an In
on Helen’s wpddlng day. she was herited trait and Is found In mnny
animals. White blackbirds are ns
daintily arrayed In her blue orxnndle
pirouetting up and down the hall from common ns white black men. I’lg-
room to room, hurrying everybody, menf la probably due to secretion of
criticizing the general appearance of an endocrine gland.
her slaters, ofierlng endless pert tag.
T o form a better grasping surfnee.
gcations, and always Inciting them to the skin of man’s, monkeys’, and mnny
greater haste.
ether mnmmnla’ handa and feet la
iT O RB CO N TIN UED?
thrown Into minute ridges, especially
prominent on the finger tl|i*. These
ridges form lo o p « , spiral*, and nrrltes.
I In no two Individuals on earth do
WHY WE BEHAVE
LIKE HUMAN BEINGS
W
Cold In Head*
Chest or Throat?
Ethel Hueston
Illu stra tio n * by
UB M ustards well into your chest
R
I r w in M yers
. and throat — aim oat inttanrlv you
feel easier. Repeat tha Muiterote-njh
ones an hour fo r fiv e hours . . .
«hat a glorious relicfl
Those good old-fashioned n i l re me»
dice—oil of mustard, menthol, camphor
—an mixed with other valuable ingre
dients in Musterole.
It penetrate* and stimulates blood
circulation and helps to draw out infec
tion and pain. Used by millions for 10
years. Recommended by many doctor*
and nurses. Keep Musterole handy-
jars, tube*. All druggists.
To M others— M usterole is also
m ode in m ilder fo rm fo r babies
a n d sm all children. A sh fo r Chit»
d ren 's M usterole,
Kill Hats
W ith o u t Poison
M N o w f itermlaafar t h a t
r t Nfa L iv e s t o c k , P o u l t r y ,
, C a ts , o r •tress Bobyr C h ic k s
C -R -O c#n be u*ed ab o u t th* hom e,barn o r poultry
F#rxi w ith absolute safety as it contain* n o d s a d ly
p a to a a s K-R-O is m ade o f Squill, as recom
mended b y U . S. D ept, o f A griculture, undet
the Cotmable process which insures m axim um
strength. Tw o cans killed 57S ra ts a t Arkansas
Btate F arm . H undreds o f o th e r testim onials.
Said on ■ M o n e y-B a ck C a n ra a te e .
I n s i s t upon K-R-O . th e original Squill ex ter
m in a to r . A ll druggists, 75c. Large s i r e (four t-mes
a a m uch) $2.00. 1 Oirect if d ealer cannot supply
r o a . K - R - O C o ., S p n n f f i c l d . O .
n jl i H
ì
dSta
K IL L S -R A T S -O N L Y
P A R K E R 'S
H A IR B A L S A M
isDsiutrmtf S ti’fv H sirF aàlliìe
B annt 7 to G ray so d Faded H ah
•oc. and lin a i I TmnnstA
Hlsrrx 'Tvctn W U 1'avh
Y T
FLORESTON SHAMPOO-lde»l for cm is
ecxmeetioa with P u t r r 'i B air Balaam. M ake, the
hair soft and flogr. K> cerna by mail or a t drae-
ciata ifiacox Chemical Work*, Patcboyna, S . 1 .
I d condemning the vanity ot worn
en, men complain of the fire they
themselves have kindled.— I.lngree.
Coast to Coast good Grocers sell and
recommend Russ Ball Blue. Bettei
value than any other.— Adv.
Milk Is good, and water Is good; bnt
that doesn't mean that the milk pail
should be set under the pnmp.
NERVOUSNESS
If r o a r a e rre s are Jum py s a d every
nolss or irreg u larity an n o y s y on YOU
N E E D K O fiX IQ 'B N E R V IN E . This
sorW -fam oua. triad a n d u s te d m s ih ris a i
a id has •ueceatfully proved its x rra t bena-
Orial worth la lb » tre a tta e o t of ¿toe?)-#»»
M k N s r r o m Indigestioo and N ervyus
irrtta b im y . AgBoeitm Ail O ver th e W a t t
A T ALL D R I G S T O R E S
C anorous F R E E P a n pie
B o ttle Sen t oc R equest
I s m I I M e d ic in e Co
D epe. W «
IM S No. W ells S t.
wasrly Pastor
alg'a Nervine'*
K O E N I G ’S N E R V IN E
Weak After
Operation
“About five months
following an operation tor
appendicitis I did not gain
strength enough to be up and
about. My mother and sister
advised me to take Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable Com
pound.
I have taken five
bottles and it has helped me to
get strong so I can do my own
housework now. I have recom
mended it to several friends
who have been weak and run
down.”—M n. Oscar Ottum,
Box 474,Thief River FaUs, M ina
Lydia E, Pinkliam 's
Vegetable Compound
lidie F. Ptnkhim Mei! f„
linn. \ t« .
ONEY
OP
IANDTAR
¡Okrnt slU m esi* ,
Fi»MhbyA«A w«ra.-.
C o
STO RY
FRO M
TH t
STA RT
I d (h a u s u a ll y q u la t h o m a oi
R a v H r T o l liv e r o f K« n 1 r h r u s h
lo w s , h i t m o th e r Ira s < la u ith (# r»
H e le n , M iria m a n d C lle n — *0»n-
g e r t h l l i " —« r a buajr '“g r o o m i n g '
t h a l r a la ta r M a r jo r y fo r p a r t i c i
p a tio n In th a " b e a u t y p a g e a n t "
th a t e v e n in g
W ith K ddv J a c k *
son. p ro s p e ro u s y o u n g fa rm e r
h e r a a 'o r t , M a r jo r y le a v e s fo r
th a a n tic ip a te d triu m p h
O v e r
w o r k h a s a f f e c te d Mr T o lliv e r* #
a y e s to (h a p o in t o f t h r e a t e n e d
b lin d n e s s
G in g e r h a s t r i e d in
m a n y w a y s t o a d d to th e f a m llv 'a
• le n d e r In c o m e , b u t a h a Is n e t
d is c o u r a g e d
M a r jo r y a rlo a th a
b e a u t y p ris e , 150 00
S h e g iv e s
t h e m o n e y to h e r f a t h e r a a p a r t
o f th a e x p e n s e n e c e s s a r y f o r th a
t r e a t m e n t o f M e a y e s by C h ic a g o
s p e c ia lis ts .
M r T o l liv e r le a v e s
f o r C h ic a g o with Miriam G in g e r
m e e ts A le x a n d e r M u rd o c k
Mr.
T o l liv e r returns, th a d o c t o r s g i v
in g h im l i t t l e h o p e
C H A PTER IV— C ontinued
“ And everybody who buy* one. wtll
•ell rour more— "
“ And It all started from one. One.
•Ingle, solitary, little one.”
Tbe girls talked on and j o . B ui
G inger drew herself «way from them
sat enwrapi>ed I d impenetrable ¿bought
She remembered the old chain let
ter*. They Dad come with some fre
queue} a few years ago. prayers fot
almost everything fot tbe sick for
foreign missions, for prohibition fot
fundamentalism, for the second com
Ing of the l.nrd. for the reiease of
anarchistic prisoners condemned to
death—
“ Aod everybody sends It on to so
many more, and every one of them
semis It to so many more, and they
send it— "
Ginger got up suddenly and weal
out of the room She walked dizzily
Sbe went upstairs, got tbe short lad
der from tne linen closet, and Dal
a need It against tbe wall under the
trapdoor. She noticed that ner hands
trembled. But sbe cUmhed carefully
— tbe ladder was old— pushed op the
trapdoor, and pulled herself through
the opening. From fcrce of habit, for
■be was not then thinking of trap
doors. she locked it behind her. and
made her way carefully over the
beams to her san ruary under the
dormer window
There she sal down
heavily, to think
She thought, and
thought, and thought, until .ier bright
eyes were so wide, so bright, so blue,
that of a sudden they seemed to hurt
her. and she shut them bard Rer two
■mall bands were gripped so tightly
with fingers Interlaced so closely, that
suddenly she knew they were throb
blng with pain, half paralyzed, so that
she had to work them apart, alowly.
a finger at a time. But sbe did not
■top thinking.
“t ’haln letter— on and on— all over
tbe world— thousands and thousands—
and nobody dares to stop because no
body would dare to break the chain—
for tbe blind— a home for tbe blind—
on and on and on."
Suilenly Ginger burst Into low
nervous laughter, and laughed and
cried and twisted ber little handa. and
rocked back and forth on the stool
In an ecstasy.
“Oh, oh, how heavenly, how perfect
ly heavenly I I never could have
tboogbt of such a brilliant thing. Oh.
as father says. 1 see ilte band of the
Lord In this!”
She pulled tbe stool to the low table
which tbe used as a desk, and sealed
bersell wilb a professional brlaknea*
indicative oi tbe oneness ot purpose
which prompted her
Selecting three
pencil* from a large number In the
drawer she sharpened them briskly
Then sbe drew her pad of paper
toward ber. and opened It.
Then she studied intently, chewing
ber pencil. She wrote a nasty line
and quickly scratched It out. Again
ahe wrote, again sbe frownlngiy ills
carded i t
Several time* she re
peated this painful proa-eea. bul at
last, as so often happens persistent
effort brought Inspiration, and sbe
wrote fluently, without a pause for
thought
“Our parsonage home for tne blind
is sadly In need of funds to carry on
Its noble work
Will you oot con
tribute Ten Cents to this very worthy
cause? And complete the chain ot
good vibrations by «ending copies ot
this letter 10 three of your friends in
whom you have confidence? In this
way. this valuable Institution will en
large lit circle of friends and wtll he
enabled to continue Its cure of tbe un
fortunate and needy blind.
“ We depend ou you.
“ Do oot break the chain.
*E. Tolliver, trenaurer.
“ Red Thrush. Iowa."
Ginger was greatly pleaaed with the
formal tone of this letter. She knew
very well that If she received such an
appeal, she would contrihuie gladly—
If ahe had the money
She read It
ovet and over, adding a word, omit
ting a word, substituting a word, until
tbe flnal version seemed Impossible of
Improvement.
The question to whom th* letter
•hould be sent was subjected to deep
thought. Indeed. It was more than
thought, so deep It was. Men. she
knew, were more susceptible than
Women to personal apiienl — parties
larly when the personal appeals come
from not unattractive girls Hut worn
en were more aii|ierstltlous and would
he more relur-nm to bring u|e>n ihem
selves the Implied cures that would
result from a breaking ot (he chain
Women, then.
W .N .U . S K R -V ice ,
Aa tot location, she wu* oot par
tlculsr. except that It would be besi
to «ta n *1 some distance from Red
Thrush. Methodist Interests are closet
ly allied In neighboring towns, and
she realised tbs Importance of pro
tectlng the family name Now Ginger
herself was deeply enamored of the
chain letter idea, ro her It smacked
absolutely ot tbe hand of i'rovldence.
Rut one could uever know Just bow
fathers and older »Isters would react
to things, hence ahe readied It would
he the part of dlseretlon to avoid
questions whose answers could oot be
evaded
Ginger's unfailing resource
In an emergency was the daily pres*
She got the last Issue of the Hurling
ton llawkeye. and studied Its col
utnna
Now. theoretically, a chain
should start from » single link, but
she was not willing to trust the
foundation ot her fortunes to one
small dime which might not be forth
coming.
She decided upon three ns a fair
atart. “Three links are better than
one." sbe said thoughtfully. “ And If
It starts three chains, so much tbe
better."
When ever she came to the name ot
a woman mentioned prominently, she
put her finger no the place, cloned her
eyes, and tried ro get a vibration
about I t
Finally the three letter*
were written, enrlnsec In envelopes,
addressed, and Ginger took them at
once to tbe comer mall box. and put
them In
“ Ah." sbe breathed ecstatically, as
she fumed back toward the parsonage
Her heart was as light a* the wings
of a butterfly. It seemed to .-arty her
home. Already the old hoose looked
a new place ro her. a rosy place, bright
with flowers, fresh paint, new fund
tore.
Thousands npon thousands
Helen herself had said IL Thousand*
upon thousands—
“Oh. I wish I had asked .or quar
ters." she thought. “ Such ■ very good
cause, nobody could begrudge IL "
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•
•
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Had It not been for the pleasurable
excitement attendant npon Helen's
wedding. Gtngei felt she conld not
possibly have endured the strain of
the days that followed.
Her confl
leave In the onfeome of her chain let
ter home-for-the-hllnd was absolute
Winters might come, with their con
sequent coal and coat hills daugh
rers might go. with their petty love
affairs bur Ginger Ella and the chain
letter would go on for ever.
Plans for the we<!dfng took prece
dence over everything else, for Helen
yielding to the argument that for her
In this case the way of genuine sacrl
lice lay In grarlona acquiescence to
lilans already made, proceeded calmly
with her arrangements She knew In
her heart that ahe wonld have pre
ferred a more apparent display of
her anaelflahness.
She wonld have
enjoyed a reai martyrdom. She wonld
have been proud to stand gloriously
forth, to her father, her slaters. and
Red Thrush, giving up her marriage
for a year, for ten years, for ever. If
need he. Hat she was honest enough
to realize that the course of true
denial
followed
another
channel
Mental rest, the doctors had pre
scribed, and that could never he had
In the sacrifice of his-daughter's plans
The wedding was to he held In the
church, with the girls of Helen's Sun
day school class, the Rutheans. serv
Ing a buffet luncheon In the Sunday
school assembly room, the room that
wna used for church dinners, socials
and the like. Th is luncheon waa to
take the place of a home reception
The details of the ceremony had been
carefully practiced. Horace Langley
with Eddy Jackson a» bis best man
was to wait I d the small room at the
P ecu lia r F itn ess o f T r ee s as N a tio n a l M em o ria ls | ,,lpy
mn'“* M"rtly ,h‘‘ "nmr p»“«™.
Hence their unique Importance as
"
A few trees of the millions which
people the forests, farms and towns
of the United State* have been tin
gled out by history t< play famous
parts and to stand a» memorials to
great events In the life of the coun
try. “Symbolizing fully aa well ns
tablet or pillar could do, tome sig
nificant achievement, these tree* rep
resent the peculiar htneaa of tree*
aa memorials, and It la specially ap-
proprlnte that they should have a
hall of fame of their own," any* tbe
Forestry Almanac of the American
Trpe Association.
Some distinguished trees stand ont
hy reason of their age, such a* the
General Sherman sequoia lo the
Sequoia National park of California.
Ita age Is reckoned at 4.IJMI years, and
It has a diameter of 23 feet and a
height of 2fit). Many of the red
woods and sequoias are as old or
nearly aa old as this one.
When Charles Sumner waa aenntor
Lack
A lo n s
D o e s n ’t W in
Lock may have Its bearing, but on
the whole luck la about evenly divided
for and against a man or his success.
Often Intelligence can turn luck In
one’s favor.
In thla connection no truer word*
were ever written than those of Ed
ward Gibbon when he wrote. “The
winds atid the waves are always on
the side of the ablest navigators.”
Luck may bring a young writer ro
the attention of a publisher, hut lin k
alone could not tie res|«in*ilile for the
mHny successful hooks of Kipling
Dicke'is. or Wells.— Th lrft Magazine
from Massachusetts he aent to th#
czar of Runala an acorn from a tree
near the tomb of Washington nt Mount
Vernon. This acorn grew to an oak
In the palace ground« In 8L Peters
burg, and an acorn from It waa
planted In the White House grounds
In Washington In 1004 am] Is now a
prosperous young tree.
F ifty -F if ty
The well-known Irish comedian.
Talbot Farrell, tells the story of a
typical ’’bull” perpetrated by one of
his countrymen.
A small touring company waa play
ing to rather meager audiences In a
remote Irish town, and the manager,
wishing to find out bow the attend
ance at hla show compared with the
attendance# at others, asked one of
the local Inhabitants how tbe theater
was usually patronized.
“Oh. not so bad, not so bad," was
the reply. "Sometimes It's half full,
and aometlmea It's half empty.’’—
Pearson's Weekly.
I mark* of Identification.
At the fourth month, the embryo be
gins to show a fine silky hnlr coat or
lanugo (down). This begins to be re
placed, even before birth, hy a second
coat of different character. The
lanugo may jierslat as ’’down” on the
fnce of girls and women, or even all
over the body, ns on the so-called dog-
faced people of th* menageries. The
Innngo probably represent* ottr adult
ancestral rendition. Hot no satisfac
tory theory ha* yet been advanced to
nrrotini for the fact that man Is ths
least hairy of the primates.
Hnlr does not grow on our bodies In
haphazard fashion, but In lines and
sets of three, four, or five, each set
being the hairs flint grew beneath one
scale of our reptilian ancestors.
hr O e n rir# A. D o n w jt.)
Sea wacd
M ad#
U s e fu l
Nnvn Scotia eel grass, a stringy sea
weed said to lie vermin proof and fire
proof, Is woven Into mats for use In
l.ondon office buildings and nndl
torlmna because of Its sound absorb
Ing qualities.
O n ly O n » B ir d C o n d e m n e d
Shrubs Guarded by Law
T o protect desert holly, Joshua trees
and other growth# of the deserts, Cal
ifornia and Nevada recently have
passed laws making It a misdemeanor
to dig up, destroy or pick Hie flowers
of some varieties of plants that grow
In the dry places Between Tonnpnh
and Las Vegas. In southern Nevada, a
wide expanse of desert country, sev
eral hundred miles long. Is rslled the
West s largest nud most beautiful nat
ural flower garden.— Popular Mechan
ic* Magazine.
Practically all bird* do more good
than harm, or no harm at all, hut
according to the United States De
partment of Agriculture there Is one
really bod actor with feather*. Thla
Is the hob tailed grni kle of the south
eastern United State*.
In cre a s e
la
Speech
R e p id lty
Short hand reporters lire authority
for the statement that In the last 20
years the speech of the average
American hns Incrensed ten words per
m lm ifo
iV e e rf
P ain !
Th e man who wouldn't drive Ms
motorcar half a mile when it's out of
order, will often drive hla brain all
day with a head that's throbbing.
Such punishment Isn’t very good
for one’s nerves! It’s unwise, and
it's unnecessary, A tablet or two
of Bayer Aspirin will relieve a head
ache every time. So, renumber
this accepted antidote for pain, and
•pare yuurself a lot of needless suf
fering. Read the proven direction*
and you'll discover many valuable
usea for these tablets. For head
aches; to check colds. To ease ■
■ore throat and reduce the Infection.
For relieving neuralgic, nouritic,
rheumatic {«in.
answered that quaation years ago.
It la not. Soma folks still wonder if
it rsally doro relieve pain. That's
settled I For million* of men and
«rumen have found it does. To
cur» th* cau.«" of any pain you must
consult your doctor; but you may
always turn to iiayar Aspirin for
immediate rslief.
People used to wonder If Baysr
Aapirut w as harmful. The doctors
i n v i : l i / i s p i r i IV
Aspiri* U lbs trad* sauk of lU ja r kUaiafaeVera s i M e
èie
si ».ll«rU «s B 4
D e a d ly
R o u n d -U p
Artist's Model— Do you do muck
The recent fnshlou mandate from
rnria that feminine figure* are to be sketching from life?
A rtU t— Oh, no, mostly from th* wife
plumper than heretofore mused Mayor
Walker of New York to remark t
A wise man never gueesee that •
“ 1 nee where we are due for a hack-
woman I* over forty— In her presene»
totheglrth movement."
u û it e ”
d 1 ¿ s ,
Children hale lo take mediclfiB
as a rule, hut every child loves th«
taste of Castoria. And this pur«
vegetable preparation is just aa
good as it tastes; just as bland
and harmless as the recipe read*.
(T h e wrapper tells you just what
Castoria contains.)
When llaby 's cry warns o f colic,
a few drops of Castoria has him
soothed, asleep again in a jiffy.
N othing is more valuable in diar
rhea. When coated tongue or bad
breath tell of constitution, invoke
its gentle aid to cleanse and regu
late a child's bowels. In colds or
children's diseases, use it to keep
the system from clogging. Your
doctor will tell you Castoria
deserves a place In the family
medicine cabinet until your child
■ is grow n. He knows it is safe for
the tiniest baby . effective for a
bo(y iu his teens. With thia special
children's remedy handy, you need
never risk giving a U>y or girl
medicine meant for grown-ups.
Castoria is sold in every drug
store; the genuine always bears
Chas. If Fletcher's signature.
T r o u b le s
M u s tn 't B e T e a S u r e
“ Were you telling your troubles to a
policeman?"
"No. It's the other way around at
present. He was telling tue his."
The fellow who saya It cannot bs
dona la likely to he Interrupted hj
somebody doing IL — 1’n|i|>er'a Weekly
Father's only way to win In an argu
ment with the family la to holler.
Few women ‘ ell ail their accrete
Night Life Gets You if You
D o n ’ t W atch O u t!
War Vet almost takes
count, but pals help.
OW would you like It if every
two weeks you had to giro up
your good night's sleep, and work all
night instead? Thia is what hap
pened to W. H. Huggins of 90
Savannah Street, Rochester, "New
York. When he came bark from tha
War, ha took a night “shift" job.
H
“It certainly shot me all to pieces,**
■aid Mr. Huggins. “I waa licked
before I started. My pats noticed
that the night shift got me, so during
a ‘lunch’ period in tha middle of one
night ono of them said to me, 'Hug,
I bet I know what'a the matter with
you. This irregular Ufa gets us all
unless we watch out. Why don’t you
try NujolT Moat of the boys are
onto thla little health triek. Try Itt*
“Well, that very night on tha
way homa I got a bottle and within
a week I felt like a different person.
I wouldn’t know myself. You can
lick any job, even a night one, if you
get the poisons out of your system
regularly. Nujol aura did it for me!”
That’s tha great thing about
Thin kind of m u wing no
matter where you put him
Nujol. It absorbs tha poisons in your
■yatam (wa all haro them) and
cleans them out regularly. It cannot
hurt you no matter how long you
taka it, and It forma no habit.
Nujol contains no medicinal or
drugs. It la simply tha world's moat
famous method of bodily lubrication.
You can get • bottle at any good
drug store, in a sealed package, for
lea* than tha coat of a couple of good
cigars. Begin today to proro to
yourself how Nujol can help you to
lick the toughest job and feel bully!
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and Sold the W orld Around
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In the home there is nothing better
I fhsn Cutlcura Soap. Contshuna the
medicinal and sntiteptic properties of
Curicurs, it vnothei and heals u well
as cleanses the skin.
Soap 2?e. Talcum 21e.
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