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I’hyal- rtana will loll you that «vary *p»eak ; Joy, bred and horn but In tin built with a high-point at the rentei so that seepage water would readily tongue, la weak,— Kleider. drain away. It Is 23 miles shortet and 2.400 feet lower thnn the pre rlous route which squirmed ovei "The Divide" through that bleak can yon known ns Rollins Pass. Thla tunnel promises to bocom* a nntlonal asset of no mean Importance It provides a gateway between a ter rltory In Nortlienstern Colorado and Eastern Utah—that Is larger than Prance and. 'll* claimed, holds enough coal to supply this country for sev oral centuries, oil shnle beds capable of producing enough ammonium sul phnte to fertilize all the farms In the Mississippi basin. billions of feel xf timber and millions of acres of pub­ lic lands open to entry—and aomr 40,000.000 personf who people that great ares between the Itockles and the Alleghenies When the railroad Is completed to Malt l.ake City II will materially shorten tha distance be tween Denver sml the Pari Ac coast and will thua operate to speed up Danger lies in careless selection transcontinental traffic. A All wearers cant be wron$ LEVI STRAUSS Overalls the Leading Brand for over 56years Every pair sold with T h is guarantee T h e Boss Judge Olrany, th* political leader, »t a farewell luncheon—he wa* about o »all ter Europe— was talking about political booses. "1 «oppose," be said, "that politics nuat have bosses, tba *am* as armies oust have generals. 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