THE TRIBUNE, TURNER. OREGON r The Right Way to Redye Fine S ilk s French Troops, Also, Are Leaving the Rhineland “ NEARBY AND f ;; yonder ;; *• .. T e x tile makers al­ ways u s * special dyes fo r silk or wool. T h e y know that ia the beat way. T h * makers o f Diamond Dyes are tha first to enable home dyers to fo llo w this plan. N e x t tim e you want to dye some o f your m ore valuable articles o f silk o r wool, t r y th * tpceial D ia­ mond Dye# < » (A * B lue P a ck a g e T h e y w ill f i v e the»# m aterials d e a re r, more b rilliant colors than a n y “ all-purpose” dye. And they a re Just as easy to use aa ordinary dyes. Lika the tu M lt package D ia ­ mond Dyes, these dyes contain an abundance o f th « highest qu ality anilines. The blue package dyes silk o r wool on ly; the xvAit* pack- age dyes, o r tints, any m ateriaL E ith er package; 15c, drugstore*. * Dy T. T MAXEY T h « First American Cathedral MfhenRod Sours 4 !,o t( nf folks who llilnk they hnv* loii" linvr only un udii rimili linn whh-h could I mi corrected In live or ten minutes. An rffro llv s anil-arid Ilk * Phillip* Milk o f Magnesia anon restores digestion lo normal. Phllllpa iloea away with all thul aourneaa and i t s righi after meals It prevents the dial res* so apt to occur tw o hours after r a lln (. What a plea* ant preparai Ion to ta k e! And how pood It la for tlia system I Unlike a Im m illa dose o f anda— which I* hut temporary relie f at heat- Phillips M ilk o f Magnesia neutralises ninny times Ila volume In arid. Next lim e a hearty meal, or too rich ■ diet Ima brought on the least d l» com fort, try— P h il l ip s L Milk , of Magnesia G reeks First to D ivide Day Into Equal Part* * * It la not deltnliely known Just how the day happened to he divided Into 34 hours. At the lime o f the Homeric poema the day waa divided Into three paria—the Ural beginning with sunrise and mniprlalng that pail during which the light Inerenaed; the seeond, mid day. during which the aim was thought to slum! still and the third period dur Ing whlrh the alinoapheric warmth In creased. These divisions were luler suhiiu Idol either by Anuxlnuinder or Anaxlinlnee. who la anld to have made the tlreeka ac<|Uiilnted with the u*e of the llnhylonliin ehronometer or aim dial, hy tnenna of whlrh the naltirul (In) waa divided Inin 12 equal spaces T h e earliest aumllal o f whlrh we hnvr knowledge was that o f the Chaldean astronomer Beroasua. who lived about .H*i It 0. Ila arc waa divided lulo 12 equal p arti nf lima. At llnhylon the period from sunrise to aunarl and also the period o f darknens were en< h dlvld ed Into 12 hours According to this arrangement, ih * day hour waa In the summer longer than tlia night hour and In Ihe winter shorter. The Greek» Improved upon this system hy dividing the whole period Into 12 equal hours A gaia Richard, age three, la the proud poe aeaaor o f a sis months old brlndle bull dog. T h e pup la quite mischievous and an la lllrhnrd. Th e other day mother found het freahly leed cake In a deplorable con dltlon. Hlrhard was harrying out the door when mother halted him w ith : "Sonny, have you been In Mila cnkeT" lie looked up Innocently and aweet ly said: "M other, It's that dog again.' No Wonder “ This card you have hung In the kitchen, mum." said the suburban rook, "Is too much for me. I can't make out what my nlghta off nre." "A n d no wonder. Nora. That's a tim e table o f suburban trains.” — Kx change. Ruaa Rail Rlue delights the house­ wife. Makes clothe» whiter than aoow. At your Grocer's.—Adv. Feminine Embellitkmeat A farthingale la a contrivance, re­ sembling a ho op skirt or crinolina. Il was worn hy women o f the Hlxleenth and Seventeenth centuries to extend their skirts. Hum ility Is a feeling not to ba dis- played. T T » Denver Boy ia a Winner E very mother real- Ixea how Important It is to teach children good habits o f con­ duct but many o f them fall to realise the Importance of teaching their chil­ dren good bowel hab­ its uiiill the poisons from decaying waate held too long In Ihe ayatem have begun to affect the child's health. Watch your child and at the first sign o f constipation, give him a little California F ig Syrup. Children love Ita rich, fruity taste and It quickly drives away those distressing ail­ ments, such ns headaches, bad breath, coated tongue, biliousness, feverish­ ness. fret fulness, etc. It gives them a hearty appetite, regulates their stom­ ach and bowels and gives tone anu strength to these organa so they con­ tinue to art normally, o f their own accord. For over fifty years, lend­ in g physicians have prescribed It for hnlf-alck, bilious, constipated chil­ dren. More than 4 million bottles used a year ahowa how mothers de­ pend on I t Mrs. G O. W lleo*. MBOU W o lff 8 f., Denver, Colorado, says: "M y son, Jackie, la a prlxe winner for henlth, now, but w e had a lot o f trouble with him before w e found hla trouble wna constlpntlon and began giving him C alifornia F ig R.vrnp. It lived him tip quick, gnve him a good appetite, made him sleep line nnd he’s been gaining In weight right along sine* the first few days, taking It." T o avoid Inferior Imitations o f Cnllfornln F ig Syrup, slwnys look for th * word "C aliforn ia” on the carton. ' I 'H A T noble and celebrated adlfica— 1 Ihe old cathedral In 11* 111 more, be­ gun In INtKI, has been referred to as Ilia Aral cathedral to be erected In Am erica— presumably because It has the distinction o f being our Aral church to ha presided over by an American cardinal. It crowns a hill oo which the victorious troops o f | Ilochuinlieau encamped on their return j from Yorktown during lha Revolution­ ary war In 1792. | This structurs was hull! o f gray granite, which waa hauled In by og teams from a quarry neat lha I'utaps- co river. II Is Ilk) feet long. 177 feet ■ wide at th* anna o f th* cross, sur­ mounted by a gilded doma, which la ! 23! feet In circumference, and carries tw o necullarly aluiped low er* which era strangely suggestive o f th* Far | Kaat. One o f these tower* Is the hums o f quit* a slsahl* hell, r a il In Lyons, Franca, which throughout all these yea«* has looked oul amt down upon the varied activities o f humanity. What a story o f pathos and Joy. strife and priaperlty, changa and progress, It could relata I Unusual as well ns remarkabl* for Ita purs simplicity o f design and p lea* Ing proportions, this historic building com alna splendid and valuable paint­ ings—on * outstanding on* having been presented by Louis X V IIL king of Franca, and an ancient organ which la aald to have been the largest In all America at the tima o f Ita completion. Under Ilia throne la a sacred mau­ soleum In which repose the remain* o f former dignitaries of lha cliurch. j among them being that o f tbs much­ loved councilor, the former James F a r j dlnal Gibbons, who served hla church ; for almost half • century. Much of the Catholic history o f America waa ■ mads In this noted church and tlia ad­ joining huma o f the form er prince o f ! th* church. I a a a B U S IN E S S “ 1 can't do a thing with Parker,' aald the manager. "I'v e had him ti three departments, and b* dozes ah day long." "P a t him at tha pyjama counter,' suggested th* proprietor, "and faatrx a card on him with these words: " *Our pyjamas are o f such supertax quality that even tha man who selli them cannot keep awake.’ " — T it bits Balsam of Myrrh French troops, evaruntlng the Rhineland, marching out o f Cvblenx behind th* tricolor. great relief lo the Germans. Th eir departure waa ■ Building the World’s Largest Relief Map U r YOXJ m s tir p ic i u s ; TOP NOTCH k f . T C R N 'S “ Why a r* yoo *0 anxious to have Arthur give you present* of dia moods? "T h ey 're stepping stone* to mar rtage, my dear." MCMILLAN fURtf WOOL CO M I N N E A P O L I S . MINN. Price List and Shipping Tags! N M M . ___________________________ Nameroas Enemies & ^ B e w bo has a thousand frien ds Has no« a friend to spare. And he w bo hae ons enem y W ill meet him everyw h ere. I * Roy NIcliuls. map engineer, placing one section o f the largest relief map In the world, being constructed In a special map bonse In Baboon Park, near Roston. T h e map, constructed o f special gypsum blocks, will be 63 feci long and 40 feet wide and will follow the curvature o f the earth. QUEEN OF AK-SAR-BEN SUFFERING ELIMINATED Warning Doctor Pearson (a fte r bringing hltn t o )— H ow did you happen to take that poison, Rastas? Didn't yon read the sign on the bottle? It said “ poison." Rastua— Yessah, bnt ah didn't be­ lieve I t Doctor Pearson— Why not? Rastus— Cause right underneath It was a sign what said “ L ye." NON-SU'RCICAl net hoc ca- os ta Mm WHITTEN AS. SU RANCE M "ILES ELIMI­ NATED a w FEE REFUNDED Scad toda, lor FREE lOOeaas R E C T A ¡\ j COLON CLINIC MKWTTQM HE largest steam locomotive on earth was built to haul all th* freight cars tha coupling pin would hold across the so-called "Dad Lauda" j In western North Dakota, by the American Ixtcomotlve company for the | The Philadelphia Athletics, champions o f the American league, won Northern I’ariflc railway. the Arat gome o f the world series classic hy defeating the Chicago Cubs, j Il ha* 22 wheels and. Including the champions o f the National league, hy a score of 3 to 1. In the top picture tender which holds 21.U0U gallons of F oxx Is seen crossing the plate with the first run o f the game a fter he had water and 27 tons o f coal. Is 12A feet knocked the hall over the fence In the seventh Inning. Cochrane nnd Sim­ long and weighs 1.118,000 pounds. It mons are crossing the plate, In the low er picture. In the ninth Inning on a la so monstrous that on* la Inclined single by Bing Miller. to say. Ilk* th* man In the too who ssw a giraffe for th* Arat time. "Shucks, there ain’t no such anlm ulel" Tha details o f this mastodon o f th* rails qpnd somewhat like a fairy tale. Th# holler, for Instance, la al­ most 04 feet long, weighs 105 000 - pounds, Ita Insldt diameter at the ■mall or front end la 8 Vt feet and I* •Mended to operate at 250 »u n d a steam pressure; 20.000 holes were drilled In It nnd 5,153 stay bolts are uaed to hold Its seams together Ita Are box lx 22 feel long and OH feel wide— larger than an ordinary room. Recause o f lls tremendous alxe and power both tha throttle and reversing mechanisms are operated by com pressed sir. fo a l can he mechanically fed Into Ita seething furnace at the rate o f 45.000 pounds or 22H tuna an hour and twin centrifu­ gal pump* are capable o f forcing 100. 000 pounds or 12,000 gallons o f water Into Ita holler In the snme time. London Has New Lord Mayor (fk I I I * WaaUrn N«w«p«m r Union.) B at A fte r That I Pnronta never get old enough to b » rome a nuisance ao long as they haven't divided the property.—Cap oer'a Weekly. T H IS f A H N » N » « U t l TT Y f f Q AFTER A REST Norway Celebrates ia 1930 In 1930 Norway will celebrate th* ninth centenary o f the coming o f Christianity, together with the anni­ versary o f the death o f King Olav IL wbo died In the struggle against the opponents o f the new faith. Celebra­ tions will take place In ail parts o f the country but the principal cere­ mony will be held at Trondjhem, an old royal residence and the seat o f an archbishopric before the Lutheran re­ formation. The work o f restoring tb * cathedral ha* been proceeding for a long time. Il was built on Olav's tomb. T h e completion o f the work will coin­ cide with th- celebration of nine cen­ turies o f Christianity In Norway.— Translated for the Kansas City Stag From the Journal de Geneve. T Many a girl has her mother to blame for a mouth that even a lip-»tick ra n t love. And many a man wear* a mous­ tache because hla mother couldn't benr to make him take hla Anger out nf hla mouth.— W om an'« Home Com. nan ton. A A J J J re«_ Forming a Career "Y ou take a now flat every year?" “ Yes," answered Mr. Meekton, “ 1 had thought o f persuading Henrietta to go Into the movies." “ W hy n o t r “ H er natural eloquence Is such I thought she'd better wait fo r the latest developments and take her chances with the talkies."— Washington Star. A Super Power Plant on Wheel* Sparing Thalr Fooling» _ I re t f u r r e c e iv in g h o n e e i V o i c e d S ta te « . T Healthy Raiadaar The government has maintained ex­ periment station* In Alaska and keeps In touch with the main herds o f rein­ deer. No contagloua disease has ever been encountered. i n ri.eg fo r y o « r il you w ant the M c M il tan p r ie « U « . O ver SO year« in butincM. O n « o f th * America's Longest Tunnel IIIC recently opened, eigh t-m il» long tunnel through the granlt* backbone o f th* Cascad* mountains— 1 1U0 miles east o f 8eattla, Is tb* long­ Rullt at a ! est tunnel In America. cost o f about IU.UUU.UUi. by the j j Ureal Northern railway, this tunnel | and Ita approaches clips nina miles j from the old routs, permits the rail­ road to t>enet rat* the range at a re­ : duced grad* o f about QUO feet and. of ; course, saves that amount o f climb, eliminate* curvature equivalent to up proxlmately ten complete circles, die 1 places several miles o f snow sheds, reduces tb* cost and work o f keeping | the road open during th* winter sea­ 1 son, does away with delays due to snow slides and brings the North Pa- clAc coast closer to the balance o f tb* country In point o f lim e and la, th e r » fora, a national aaaet o f no mean 1 Importance. This Cascade tunnel la a remark­ able engineering achievement. 80 ac­ j curately wera the calculations made that when the two ends met S.UUU feel under the crest o f tha range and four | miles from tha western entrance, the difference In elevatloo was but nine Inches, while lha difference between estimated and actual distance wua only 12 Inches. Work was pursued day, night and Sunday— not a single shift was lost. At ona time, 1.703 I men were employed. The entire Job • was completed within three years. T h * walls throughout are lined with concrete two feet thick. Enormous electric locomotive* will he uaed to haul both freight and passenger j trains through this bora. a a a A Household Remedy Fee Estamal Use O n ly Clay Pip* Joke? The owner o f a cheap watch brought ! Hanford’s It Into tb* Jeweler’s shop to see what could ba done for I t W m * W t a M MS, » m* M U M In »». "T h e mistake I made, o f course," be admitted, "w as lo dropping I t " “ W ell, I don’t suppose you could ClaitiRva 256,000 Stars help th a t” the Jeweler remarked. “ Th* About 32.U00 observations o f vari­ mistake yon mad* was picking It up " able stars w er* sent to the H arvard — London Opinion. observatory in a single year by 100 observers. On# o f the monumental STEPPING STONES pieces o f work there, says Natnre Magazine, haa been Mia* Annla J. Can­ non's classification o f over 256.000 stars, according to their various type*, by means o f tbelr spectral line*. This work requires expert ability o f tha highest order and Miss Cannon has been the recipient o f many honors. Sir William Waterlow, the new lord mayor o f London, with hla w ife and their aon, James. Miss Jean Redlck, beautiful daugh­ ter of a millionaire realtor. George Redlck, In her costume as Queen o f Ak-Sar-Ren, the outstanding social honor o f the season In Omaha. She Is a graduate o f Mt. Vernon sem­ inary o f Washington, D. C., I* active In the Junior league, nnd Is one o f the most popular girls In the younger so­ cial set o f Omaha. HEADS THE LEGION The famous Goliath o f Rlble day* is supposed to hav* -been 11 feet In h eight In 1884, four men were taken allvy out o f a mine In England after 24 d, ya without food. T h e Museum o f ihe University of Pennsylvania Is to excavate a pyramid at Medum, dating from 200 B. C.. the time o f Sneferu, the Arst really great klug of E g y p t Illinois has 400 new laws, pnssed by the last legislature. You caa't convince a stubborn man that It la Impossible to convince him. Don't be ao miserly that you are afraid to laugh at your own expense. A new metal known aa “ konel" la said to he much stronger than ether metals at high temperatures, and also makes a cheap and satisfactory sub­ stitute for platinum Ir. radio tubes. I f you wish beautiful clear w hite clothes, use Russ Ball Blue. L arge package at Grocers.— Adv, T bs W ifely Viswa "M y dear, you spend too much." Said pa. w n o found Ilfs tou sh ; "M y d ear." said ms, "y ou 're w ron g— You Just don’ t m ake en ou gh !" Tim as H av* Changed Jones— It was Poe, wasn't IL who wrote that stuff about a world o f hap- plness and harmony were foretold by those golden wedding bells? Smith— Yeah, but all they foretell now Is a lot of business for the dJ vorce lawyer*. Find Sise a Handicap Gertrude Restoule, sixteen, of Stur­ geon Falls, Ontario, has gone to • Toronto hospital to get thin, being perhaps the heaviest young woman In Canada. She weighs 450 pounds. 1 A slater who weighs 375 pounds also will be taken to the hospital fo r treatment. The parents o f the chil­ dren are normnl In weight. T w o new Diesel rail cars have been placed In service on a Swiss railway Homs, Sweet Home Guest— Great Scot I W ho'* that cou­ line which has many corves and rises ple above you making so much racket 1.204 feet In a distance o f 16 miles. with their fam ily scrap? Flat D weller—Oh. that's the couple , who were quietly married last week O. L. Bodenhamer o f Eldorado, Ark., who was elected national commander o f the American Legion at the Louis­ ville convention. Mr. Bodenhamer has long been active In the affairs o f the Legion, both In Arkansas and In the nation. His election was unanimou* no roll call being necessary. Virtues FROM HERE AND THERE "Jones ought to be looking well after being locked up at the police station." “ W h y?" “ Shouldn't a man look well after ar­ rest r Virtue* are In the popular estimate rather the exception thnn the rule There la the man .and hla virtues Men do what la called a good action aa soma piece o f courage or charity much as they would pay a Ane In expi­ ation o f dally nonappeartnee on pa rad*.— Emerson Freakish Natara Nntur# It fuM o f (teaks, and now puts an old head on young shoulders, nnd then a young heart heating undet fourscore year*.— Ernersou. A a Office Secret The New Stenog— 1 don’t see how I’m going to hold this job. I’m sure I can't spell the long technical words In the boss’ dictation. The Old-Timer— Sh ! Spell em by i ear. The boss doesn't know bow to spell 'em himself. Newly Engaged She— llenry. I have something I must confess to you: my teeth are false. He— My dear, I know that. She— But I haven’t paid for them yet As C ivilisation Goes On "Crimson Gulch used to see some thrilling stage coach holdups.” "W e still have our holdups.” sighed Cactus Joe, "but what w e re bothered about now Is a little thing Hke a lift In street car fare*.” — Washington Star Th* Formala A famous merchant was asked shod his success nnd about his coutente- help. He anld: “ The secret Is: treat your m ono and your employees Just alike. Keet them busy, or they lose lulerest." HM TO WORK TOO HARD -Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound Gave Her Strength \ A 1 — M L Carmel, P a — “ A fte r m y second baby was bora I had to work too hard end be on my (set too soon because j my husband was 111. A fte r his death I was In such a ! weakened and run­ d ow n c o n d it io n that nothin« seemed to help me. I am starting th* | fourth bottl# of Lydia EL Pinkham'a V e g e t a b l e Com­ pound and feel • great deal better. I am much stronger and don't get so tired out when I wash or work hard. I do housekeeping and dressmaking and I highly recommend th* Vegetable Compound as * tonic. I j am w illin g to answer any letters I re­ ceive asking about It.” — Me*. GxsTsuMg | B u - t t s , 414 8. Market, ML Carmel. Pa. W . N. U.,” P O R T L A N D , NO. 43-1 »2 *