TH E TRIBUNE TURNER, OREGON « Where Manchurian War Clouds Are Heavy B is h o p A l l R ig h t, b u t Oh, You Cannibal King! T NEARBY AND YONDER Th« 1st« Avery llopwood, th« bril liant playwright, believed In tb« younger generation. He said on* day at a luncheon tn bis New York apart ment • “ The younger generation Is Inno cent. It talks rough, but It Is Inno cent at heart. It reminds m« o f th* two lift!« girl*. The first UttS# girt was on b«r way to school w icn sba met th« old bishop. “ ‘Haven't yon got a kiss for me. my cblld r be said. “ So aha pursed up her llttl« mouth and stood on tiptoe and th« old blab- op kissed her. “ When she got to school she bragged to her schoolmates: “ T Just kissed a bishop.' “ ■Oh. pshaw, that ain’t nothin’ ,* said s second little girt. 'Why, at tb« masquerade ball at the Ocean hotel I kissed a black cannibal king.’ " + 4 , By T. T f f M AXEY •I’ 4* *f ~ 4 **Th# Golden Bridge” I N 1878 the I'eimsylvunla railroad lull I • a IK apuli, single lra< It bridge acruaa the Huequehanne river at Mavra de Grace, Maryland. In 11**4 Hie rail road bull! a double track bridge U> re place Ilia old oua and offered to pre vent (he original bridge to the coun lira, which II ronnerta ae a highway bridge elnre It la on one o f the main routea between Philadelphia and Waah Ington. Htrunge to aay. Ilia count lee turned up their noaea. ao to apeak, and de dined to aecegt the gift. The railroad then offered the bridge to a group ot rlllzena of ttioae two counties, who ac cepted It promptly, had a romantic vlalon, “pul up” IKK) each at a work ing fund and began to o|ierate It aa a toll bridge. Auto lraffle developed “ by len|>e and bounds," and tha owners made money “ hand over Bet" From III UJ to 11*23 It la said to have netted them more than $I,UUU,UUU, having been nicknamed “The Golden Bridge." In 11*28 the «tale road commlaslon purchased the structure, under legis lative authority, -for IWMMI. and con tlnued the lolls until It wna paid for and Improvemenla were added. The old span was narrow. Two truck* could not pass To overcome this handicap and double It* capacity, th* annual traffic having grown to about 27f\.tm« veil Idea, an Ingenious plan was worked out, whereby anoth er deck »a a anchored to the super- •trurtnre. Now. all north bound traf fic moves via tha upper deck, and all south bound traffic vja the lower or original deck end the tolls have been cancelled. e a a « ‘ j ] ' I T S folly to suffer long from net»* *ritij, neuralgia, or headaches when relief is swift and sure, with Bayer Aspirin. For 28 years the medical profession hat recommended i t It does not affect the heart. Take it for colds, rheumatism, sciatica, lumbago. Gargle it for a tore throat or tonsilitis. Proven directions for its many uses, in every package; AH drug stores have genuine Bayer Aspirin which it readily identified by the name on the box and the Bayer cross on every tablet. Seamen's Phrat« That Might Puzzle Landsmen View o f the etty of I’ogranlchlyana, Manchuria, on the Chinee« Eastern railway, s central spot In the trujblea that have been threatening to bring war between Chlnaand Russia. i ; Swedes Return to Homeland From Russia “ Yes, I Ilka the Bowdoln. She Sleeps eleven,” said Commander Mac Millan to a reporter who greeted him when the ship docked. “ She sleeps eleven?” tbe reporter questioned. “ Yes,” the commander answered “ ’She sleep* Is a term used by sail or men and obviously means the limit o f the ship’s accommodations. I waa walking through a cemetery In Provlncetown, Mass, not very long ago when I saw two old sea captains admiring the tombstone o f a prom inent ex-resident. “ T h at's quite a tombstone,’ I re marked to one o f them. “ 'It is,’ he answered, ’a wonderful tombstone. 8he sleeps six.’ * Tbs price o f liberty is eternal rig llance, byt the cost of repairs Is extra, ASPIRIN Amtr\n to th« c i iítmomooüeoddmtm ot I Wanif*ctur« A S FIRST A ID Use Hanford’* Balsam of Myrrh j AM ern iari ira satksHiaS ta rati*« raer a w ar lar tka tirai kottia II oat mMaS “ The World's Greatest Organ” B L'ILT In 1.0« Angelee and exhibited at tha 8L l-ouls World's fair In ERE’S more value 11*04. where It waa played by the great than you can buy in organists of tha world, this mammoth any other make of radio Instrument was subsequently dlarnan set! Only Majcatic’i pre- tied and remained muta In a 8 l Loula cUion-workmanship and warehouse for several years. And then on* day Its myriad parte giant production makes were loaded Into thirteen bos r a n possible such amazing and It waa treated to a ride to Phil quality at such an un adelphla. where It waa enlarged—by 80 per rent, and Installed In a great heard-of price. “ In the center o f (ha largest No other instrument court building In tha world devoted to re in any price field com* tall merchandising." Now. every week mands the services o f day. tha paaalng throngs are prlv such eminent engineers. Urged to enjoy tha melody which paala forth from that which la aald to N o other guarantees your bo both tha largest and Bneet. If It la satisfaction with 1000 not the very latest Improved, musical exacting inspections of Instrument on earth. This king o f Instruments has five •very Majestic produced. manuals, 232 stops and a forest of No wonder Majestic pipes— 17,834. to he esact—ranging tn adorns a million homes length from three-fourths o f an Inch —with 5000 new owners to upwards of S7 feet, weighs 373.000 pounds, and Including Its several added every day! They blowers o f more than 100 boras pow know what they’ re sav* er—capable o f supplying approxlmat* ing in real money. They ly 21,000 cubic feet o f atr per minute, know what they’re get* occupies a space o f 118,003 cubic feet. largest pipe ta o f wood, 82 feet ting in superlative, re The long, weighs 1,788 pounds and. ‘tla liable performance all said, two men can crawl through It car round. You can’t side by side on their hands and knees. The Instrument la played from two uy a better radio than consoles—one for ordinary playing Majestic at any price! See and the other for mechanical playing. the Majestic dealer today. Needless to aay. the organ Is majestic H What Is believed to be the largest wholesale return o f “ prodigal sons" ever recorded took place recently In Eurtqie. About two hundred years ago a group o f dissatisfied Swede* left their homeland and trekked to South Russia to make their future homes Here the colony thrived and flourlahed to more than a thousand. However, since Russia turned Red the colonists, who had kept their Identity without mixing a drop o f Russian blood In tlielr veins began to get disgusted with the way things were going In their adopted land, ao recently they decided to return to the land of their fathers and they went back In one huge train, whose arrival In Sweden Is here shown with Red Cross nurses meeting It Crowning th« “King of the Dahlia” STIMSON’S G O A T H A P P Y E ORlOSUr-ORV'NOW COMPANY, CHICAOO. U. 8 . A . Mighty Monarch of the Air Model 91 ZrL'ZTSi m pi a# fou r tu n ed stage« o f rad io usney. A b so lu te ly n o hum or oscil- _ Ml St a n y w ave length. A u tom atic •enaitivtty co n tro l give* u m lie m rang« xmrtr «11 o ve r th e dial. Im p ro v e d •tic fluper D yn a m ic Speaker y , S ta n ly M a je stic p o w e r unit With | -aitiva voltn g# ballaat liwurfS lo n g Id* and m fe t y T lU r t y English d*- •ig* C*bin«t o f A met an W aln u t. In* gtlam en t pan el ov e rU td w ith genuine b n p orted A u stralian L a ce w o o d . Km- E e $i 4 9 5^ TUNE IN A ia jm tlc T h a a tr« o at f th th* « A ir arm olum bia and A m erican lean Hroadcaattng C olu m bu System s •very I lay n iih t , 9 t o 10 M a tern D 1 a y lig h t Sa vtng Tim a. Head* M oan o f tha S tag* and aX TE Ä T r a r f p r M ill« « n il u p (• t i n tra ct* in / J .H MINER . J SAW MFC CO. \ \ ■ U tftM MM > SMfVTFMT ( I ^ v C O l f M l i » 1 f -V '« - V » A t h a lr o ld « « w utt a D a w Off* t h a t w i l l h o l d it* t # # t b . > \tn l ig h t # » m d c u t H e r it w o o d On t r i a l, if n o t t h # h # « t ra tw rn o u r a a p a n s a l - W # g lv # e a s y terrvtk ll| M "Pappa, vat la sclencst” * U j, how could you be ao atupldl Science la doae things vat aays ‘no amoklng.' "— Everybody'« Weekly. Statuary Hall o f M agnesia S TATUAHY HALL, ao called, ta a great semicircular, hlgh-celllnged room, with a Qreclao theater effect In our National Capitol In Washington. Formerly used hy the house of repre sentative*—Its walls have echoed the volree of Webeter, Clay, Calhoun and other personages famous tn congress In their time— ll wna set aside In 1804 aa a national atatuary hall, to which each state mlgM contribute a etntue of two of Its moat distinguished d ll Ia the new law going to make the farmera all ao rich they can pay an Income tax? Maryland la typified by Charles Car- roll, a signer o f the l>erlaratlon o f In Dr. Luther Michael, city health officer o f San Leandro, Calif., and famous dependence ; Massachusetts hy 8am- grower o f dahlias who waa crowned “ King o f the Dahlia” by Miss Mary uel Adams who helped promote the Ragusn, to reign at the San Leandro fall flower festival. devolution; New York by George Clinton, Ita Brat governor and I'enn •ylvanla hy Robert Fulton, the Brat Inventor to practically apply steam power; Virginia by George Washing ton. In the military costume of the devolution and Robert K. I-ee, who commanded the army o f North Vlr glnla during the Civil war. In the uni form of the Confederate service. 8 * quota—a Cherokee Indian half-breed— after whom the big trees of California are aald to have been named, who de velop'd a written and printed Ian guaga for hla tribe, represents Okla homa, while that great woman. Fran ! ces E. Willard, the founder o f I he Wom en's chrlatlan Temperance Union, sym- : hollses Illinois Itohed In the huckakln of pioneer days, Sam Houston, who wna President o f the republic of Texns j when annexed by the United States, ! depicts the Lone Star stats Space prohibits mention o f all. Suffice to j aay the entire ensemble la an Impos ing gathering of Images o f the nntlon’i outstanding characters of their day and generation. Power o f Journalist E m barrassing M om ents atcownrarati ? “Billie the Kid,“ Secretary o f State Stlmson's nine-month-old goat, seems quite contented tn the arms o f Kitty Brown o f Washington. The goat arrived In Washington addressed to the secretary o f state and the dip lomatic powers-that-be turned “ Rlllle" over to the National Zoological park In the Capital city. Among life's perplexing situations la that of being In a position where you're expected to say something and have nothing to say.—Toledo Bloda U tai o f Iodine The addition o f Iodine In the food o f animals will prolong tbe useful life o f • cow by two or three years, and the productive life o f a ben by at least a year. Brought Home a Relic “ Did you see any o f the. ruins while you were in Rome?” “ S— h—h ! Not so loud I Look I I married one o f ’em." Approximately 6,000.000 trees are cut annually for telegraph and tele phone poles. Types of the hundred* o f “ White" Russian cavalrymen who have Joined th« Chinese along the Mnnchurlan border to light their “ Red" countrymen. SHORT ITEMS TO REMEMBER Vienna, the capital o f Austria, has 1 flO,000 more women than men. Manchuria, with a population o f T M I W , smoked 8.300,000,000 cig arettes last year. One o f the famous glacier« Is the Mer de Glace In the Alps. It la about 5,700 feet above sea level. Huge handcuffs more than one hundred years old, were found In th« tall o f I’ erquinmna county, N. O. More than 03 per cent o f the farm ers In Denmark own their own farm s In Japnn automobiles have to be Il luminated Inside aa well as outside at sunset Enough telephone wires are need In New York city to reach 35 times to the moon. Twenty-ftve new buildings ara erect- ed tn New York city every day and six are demolished, The centenary o f the hand organ occurs this year, but there is some dispute In Italy as to whether notice should be taken o f the event. In Florence the musical newspaper, Le Stafflle, has come out strongly tn fa vor o f a fitting celebration, bat in Rome La Trlbuna Is against i t The former believes that the hurdy- gurdy represents the lowly, and popularises the Italian opera. La Tribnna wishes to banish forever the “ organetto” and the outstretched palm Of the attendant monkey. Rich From “ Hot Doga“ M A R T H A IS W IN N ER The making and selling of “hot dogs" is fast becoming one o f Arne* lea's big Industries. This year, it Is estimated, 400,000,000 pounds o f these toothsome sausages will be fed to the American public in sandwiches. One stand at Coney Island last year aver aged $15.000 every week-end through the season. Then the proprietor, known as “ Hot Dog Joe,” took his family to Italy, where they lived In affluence through the winter. Many find Russ Ball Blue good tonic for chickens. Large package at Gro cers.— Adv. Making Gulf Stream Useful A well known scit. 1st hopes to ob tain power from the gnlf stream. He is IL Georges Claude, whose experiment* at Havana have been so successful that he Intends to continue bis re search off the Cuban coast. sive silliinanite insulator ia practically i La pervious to carbon and oily deposits. Special analysis electrodes re sist pitting and burning to th e u t m o s t . T h a t is why Champions excel in service. All Depend* (th t i l l W aatare Nowapapor Union.» Cemet’ a Transit The Naval observatory aays that Jlalloy's cornet croeaed the face o f the Vun May 18, RHO. Thla la known only hy the computed positions o f the corn et In Ita orhlt na no evtdence whatever o f the transit waa onserved on tbe tun'a disk. “ A c tin f” Caaarias Training canaries to “ act“ tn talk ing pictures la ooe o f tbe vocations o f Mrs. Jean P. Kosbt o f Glendale, Calif. She has 100 song birds, one of which. Tinker Bell, has been taught to help her feed the fledglings. Tinker Bell mothers fourteen young ones. Dispute Over Hand Organ ■Mia. A Journalist la a grumbler, ■ cen- aurer, a giver o f advice, a regent of sovereigns a tutor o f nations Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than ■ thousand bayonets — Napoleon, Lots o f folks who think they have “Indigestion“ have only an acid condi tion which could be corrected in five or ten mlnntea An effective antl-acld Uke Phillips Milk o f Magnesia soon restores digestion to normal. Phillips uOC£ . » a y with all that sourness and gas right after meals It prevents the distress so apt to occur two hours after eating. What a plea* ant preparation to take I And how good It is for the system! Unlike a burning dose o f soda—which Is but temporary relief at best—Phillips Milk o f Magnesia neutralises many times Its volume In add. Next time a hearty meal, or too rich a diet has brought on the least d l* comfort, try— u;n UPS 1 M ilk —Its music, superb. s e e White Russians With the Chinese H , r U ’, When Food Sours Miss Martha Norellua of New York who won the 10-mll« Wrlgley marathon swim and first prise o f $10.000. Shs covered the distance In record time— 5 :24:22. Over 100,000 persons watched th« race. Oae Peiat ef View If we mutt focus on miseries, ws shall do better to chooee the miseries o f somebody else. Depressing People The drier a man's mind the more likely he Is to provs a wet blanket— Farm and Fireside. Some Few Year* Ago The hippopotamus once roamed the prehistoric forests which flourished near where London now stands ' Mix—Is he deaf? Fix—That all depend» on whether you offer him money or ask for It. T oo often bad motives are attached to good acts. I C h a m p io n s p a r k _________ Watch acuffi disappear at the touch of the dauher. Clean, «north color cornea bock to faded »hoes. More than 50 marvelous dune* — jo cento. Colors for black, brown, tan and white thoce— a neutral pokah for other*. _ D y a n S h j n C SHOE POLISH _ W . N. u., P O R TL A N D . NO. 37 -1929. Keep school shoes B A R T O N ’S P L U G S T O L A D O . O H IO