The Turner tribune. (Turner, Or.) 19??-19??, September 19, 1929, Image 2

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THE TRIBUNE. TURNER. OREGON
Louise Dresser
S cra p s
of
"
H um o;
little yellow chick. "M other lien Is
looking after me.”
“ Peep. peep, peep," said the fifth
T H A D been several w eek» that
little yellow chick, “ Mother Hen la
Mother lien hud been waiting ;m
looking after me."
tlently for the little chick» to hatch
“ Peep. |>eep, peep," said the sixth
It bad seemed • lo o « wait, hut
little yellow chick, “ Mother Hen la
Mother Hen w u patient. At laat they
looking after me.”
began to come forth.
“ Peep. peep, peep," said the seventh
Their little head* came first and
little yellow chick. “ Mother Hen Is
th e; broke awn; from their sheila
looking after me.”
Some mlKht have thought th e; did It
“ Peep, peep, peep,” said the eighth
eery quickly, but Mother Hen thought
little yellow chick. “ Mother Hen la
they were a trifle alow. She was #o
looking after me."
eager to see her darling«.
Peep, peep, peep," said the ninth
In no time at all they were able
little yellow chick, "M other Hen la
to run about and play and follow
looking after me."
tbelr dear, devoted Mother Hen about
"Peep, peep, peep," snld the teoth
the barnyard.
little yellow chick, "Mother Hen la
They were ao »o ft with their down;
looking a fte r me."
Loulae O r w it f (in prlvata Ilfs, M r«
yellow feather« and their little bod-
"Peep, peep, peep," said the eleventh
Jack Gardinar), Is a woman who haa
little yellow chick, “ Mother Hen Is
allowed haraelf to matur« gracefully,
looking after me."
and the world paya homage to her
“ Peep, peep, peep," said the Tw elfth
lovelin es« She Is featured In the
little yellow chick, "M other Hen Is Movietone, “ The
Black
Diamond."
The Gardiners llva In thalr charming
looking a fter me."
horn« In G la o d a l« C alif.; aha Is a reg­
“ Cluck, cluck," said Mother Hen,
ular home woman; goaalpa over the
“ I*m looking a fter all o f you. my little
back fane«; haa a wonderful garden,
dears.
P o o l run away from me.
Stay near mother's wings. Don't be growing ««je ta b le a and flo w ? *« She
la a great iovar of p e t«
careless.
"B e careful not to get out in the
road. You're all very young y e t "
"Isn't the barnyard fun. peep, peep."
said the first little chick.
"Oh. the world la very bright." said
the second little yellow chick, with his
oooooo
head on one side In such a way as
By LEONARD A. BARRETT
to make him look like a very wise
little chick. “ Peep, peep. It is."
“ I was delighted when I saw the
THE GOLDEN RULE
sunshine," said the third little yellow
Mother Hen Had Every Reaaon to Be
chick.
"Peep,
peep.”
Proud.
ONFUCIU S, by hla teaching« en­
“ Peep, peep, I was so pleased when
deavored to assure peace and
lee were ao cunning and tbelr . little I burst my shell,” said the fourth lit­ prosperity to the empire o f China.
tle
yellow
chick.
voice« so sweet.
He proclaimed a golden rule which
“ Peep, peep. I thought the ground
There were twelve little chicks In
waa, “ Whatsoever you do not wish
would
be
fun
to
run
over,”
said
the
all. twelve darling little babies, and
done to you. do It not to another."
fifth little yellow chick.
Mother Hen was very proud, aa well
I f you do not want to he robbed, do
“
Peep,
peep,
1
was
pleased
at
the
she might have been.
not steal. I f you do not want to be
looks
o
f
everything,”
said
the
sixth
She had e v e r ; reason to be proud.
murdered, do not kill.
In other
little yellow chick.
Hew the little chicks did look to
w o rd « let everybody alone and they
“
Peep,
peep,
so
was
I,"
said
the
her for help and protection though
w ill let you alone.
seventh little yellow chick.
th e; were learning to help themselves,
You w ill receive
“ Peep, geep, the same here,” said
too.
Just w h a t y o u
the eighth little yellow chick.
But Mother hen was the one who
give.
T h l» nega­
"Peep, peep, I was too," »aid the
cared for them.
tive precept, which
ninth little yellow chick.
She scratched the earth for seeds,
was the spirit o f
“ Peep, peep, 1 Just wanted to be
she looked for little goodies for her
all the teaching«
out right away," said the tenth little
darling wee yellow chicks
of
the sage o f
yellow chick.
“ Peep, peep, peep." said the first
C h in «
failed
to
“ Peep, peep, so did I," said the elev­
little yellow chick, “ Mother Hen U
bring a national
enth little yellow chick.
looking after me.”
security sufficient
“ Peep, peep, and I did too, even If
“ Peep, peep, peep,” said the second
to ussnre the pros­
there was a bit o f shell sticking to my
perity and peace
little yellow chick, "M other Hen la back tor quite a little while after­
looking after me.”
C on f a c i a s
so
wards," said the twelfth little yellow
“ Peep, peep, peep," said the third
greatly desired. In
chick.
little yellow chick, “ Mother Hen la
the very nature o f
And Mother Ben chuckled and said :
looking after me.”
*3 the case It could
“ How happy my little chicks a r e !”
“ Peep, peep, peep,” said the fourth
•
not. fo r It ad ro­
(Copyright.)
i t A B arr.lt.
«■ * * * * Isolation "
as the most Impor­
yooooooooooooooooooo^^^b
tant principle o f I l f «
Any theory o f life that is to stand
the test o f tim e and bring ultimate
peace and prosperity must be posi­
tive and not negative In character.
By J e a n N e u t o n
W e have such a philosophy o f life
By H . I R V J N Q KI NQ
tanght by
the
W orld's Greatest
o o o oo o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o
Teacher whose golden rule was Just
FOWLS AND SNAKE BITES the opposite o f the one by Confu-
“ NEGRO” AND “ NIGGER”
c lu « “ Whatsoever ye would that men
should do to y o « do ye even so to
f N M AN Y parts o f the country the
««■ V T E G R O " our name fo r the col-
them." I f you wish to receive kind-
* flesh o f a fowl la regarded as a sure
T v ore(j American, as well as the
ness, express kindness to o th e r«
cure for snake-bite; In fact, the super­
entire Ethiopian race, originated with
“ Give to the world the best yon have
There are
the Spaniards who first applied It to stition Is rather general.
and the best w ill come back to you."
sections also wbere the same “ folk-
the earliest colored men who ap
A rule o f life applicable to Indi­
medicine” Is recommended for rheuma­
peered on the Mediterranean or were
tism. shingles, scarlet fever and diph­ viduals Is llkew-lse applicable to com­
discovered on their native shores by
munities and to nations. In oar In­
theria.
Spanish explorers. “ N egro" Is simply
ternational relations for many years
There are several variations of the
Spanish fo r “ black."
we have been struggling fo r peace.
superstition : 'n some sections It Is In
Also the term “nigger” used Inter
W e fought the greatest war In mod­
changeably with “ negro.” particular­ slsted that the application made should
ern times thinking we would attain
ly In the South, though It Is regard­ be the raw and bleeding flesh o f a fowl
It. but we discover that we do not
ed sometimes as derogatory or a which haa been stunned and Is still
possess I t The experiences encoun­
alive, while In others It Is sufficient
more or less contemptuously slang
tered In this struggle have tanght ns
that
the
fow
l
be
newly
killed.
This
term. Is In fact Inoffensive and a good
some lesson« Certainly we discov­
superstition should read “ a cock" In­
legitimate word. It Is derived from
ered that peace cannot be obtained
stead o f a “ fo w l," and there are places
the Latin "n lger," meaning black.
by any rule or contract which elim­
(Copyright.)
where they »till say that a cock should
inates human rela tion « A negative
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be oaed In case o f a man and a hen
attitude toward life will never as­
In case a woman Is to be cured.
sure peace. “ Do not fire at an enemy
The origin o f the superstition Is
I f you do not wish to be fired upon," will
easily seen In the relation which the
never bring peace. W e haye been en­
cock bore In Greek mythology to
deavoring to have peace by spending
Aesculapius,
the
god
o
f
medicine
and
G A B B Y G E R T IE
large sums upon armies and navies
the son o f Apollo, the sun god.
The
with no definite resu lt Why not try
cock’s connection with the sun, whose
a theory o f life which was advocated
first beams he halls with his crow­
by the world's greatest teacher? Why
ing. made him a particularly accept­
not emphasize In our International
able and appropriate offering
to
attitude the same spirit we wish ex­
Apollo's son.
pressed toward ouraeNca? Suppose
“ Sacrifice a cock to Aesculapius’ ’
we spend less upon preparations for
were the laat words o f Socrates.
war and more upon methods that will
Though the agea have broadened the
bring about a feeling o f good will.
superstition a little so that we no long­
Why not substitute for a negative at­
er are particular as to the sex o f the
titude a constructive program that
fowl sacrificed, yet when we attempt
will remove suspicion and stimulate
to cure disease or snake-bite by the
mutual trust, confidence and depend­
application o f the flesh o f a newly
ence? If half the money s;>ent upon
killed fowl we are. In effect, sacrific­
armaments had been spent upoo ere-
ing a cock to Aesculapius In the hope
sting good will we would have bad
that the old Greek god will accept the
an International peace long ago.
sacrifice and give relief.
<©, 131*. W estern N e w sp a p er U n io n .)
Simplicity One Good Feature
of This Attractive Building
i
V
0
ABOUT THE CHICKS
I
For Meditation
C
How It Started
THE WHY o f
SUPERSTITIONS
g s m im
(IS by lleClur* N»w*p*p*r Syndicat«.)
-O -
BIG BUSINESS
Ramb»*— Y o « suh, business ben fine.
Mah w ife done gib me f it ) an' ah
bought a pig Ah kept trailin’ fo' cla ry
thing under the sun, till finally ah
gota a bicycle, an' ah sold It fo' $10.
Bantus— Hut you all doan' make auy
money.
Sambo— Co’so not But look at do
buslnvaa ah'* been d oin '!— Montreal
Star.
MODERN
h
Makes L ife
Sw eeter
So many houses are being built without porchea thee, days that many
will welcome a dcalgn offering an ample front porch with all the auminer
evening comforts that It suggests us ao outdoor living room almost aa lurg.
us the Indoor living room ItsolC
By W . A. R A D F O R D
Mr. W illia m A. Hail fou l w ill answsr
q u va tlom ami g l v . a d v lc . KHKhi OF
COST oa a ll su b ject« pertaining 1»
p ractical boms building, for lbs rsad-
• rs o f Ibis paper. On account o f bis
wlds ss|>.rl»n c. as sdllor, author and
m anufacturer, ha 1« without doubt, ths
hlahsst au thority on «11 Ihvaa aub,
*.cla Addraaa. all Inquiries to W illiam
A. Kadford, No. «4? Mouth Dvarborn
M trs.t, Chicago. III., and only Inclose
tw o -c .n l stam p fo r rvply.
Indian Squuw— Say old mud fa re wa
seed some now b lan k et«
Mud-face— Well git one o f them
mail-order catalogues outa ’ be wig­
wam and we'U order about a doses
from New York.
1 i
Simplicity I . one o f the good fea­
tures o f th* home building design
shown In the arrotnpanyliig Illustra­
tion.
Hut what will be most Inter­
esting to the prospective home builder
la the fa d that this house can be
built for a minimum sum.
The house la not large, being 22 feet
deep and 2d feet wide.
It contains
five large room «
H o w these rooms
aa a two guide house
The wide ter­
raced porch with the artistic pitch of
porch roof and the exposed roof raft­
ers give It au attractive exterior ap-
pen rnnee.
The exterior arrangement la rather
unusual. The entry door lends Into
on* corner o f the living room, which
f
' i-Hi-H) VaU'n1
P hillips
Milk
o f Magnesia
For Barbed Wire Cuts
n u w au u S
T r y H A N F O R D 'S
K itchen
Th« Wurst Joke
"T h . aurai I. Tat to c o m «“
Praytradaaw
W ife — H I have to run away fo r a
while, John. I've Just got tba stuiT Art
a new d re g « and— "
John— But, ray dear, you shouldn’t
be thinking o f a new dreas while I'm
UL
“ Oh, John, yon dear, careful old
silly I Why, It’s a black dress; so It
will be all right In any case."— Stray
S to rle «
Jeat Like • Club
Percy— Did yoo notice what great
interest be Is taking In girls these
days?
Reggie— 1 should say a o ; he told me
he wants to get a girl this wlntet
whose father haa a large supply of
coal and cigar« where be can spend
Ills evenings In a warm parlor.
T o Cive Him Hia Dae
Winnie Wbntalt— You may say what
you « I I I about Mr. Cadger, but be al­
ways behaves like a gentleman In my
presence.
Her Dad— Acts like a gentleman,
yes. I’ll grant him that much. n «'a
the best amateur Impersonator I ever
saw.
GIRL SHOULD KNOW
She— 1 saw a book advertised tell
mg what a gir! should know before
marriage. What la It, do yon suppose)
Be— Maybe It's a cook book.
Gathering the Sweets
T h . honey haa w ill tabulate
Each bloom upon h i. Hat
And aay, "W h lla a e rv lc . I. ao great,
1 am a Communist."
Pruv.atioa
Said
Suburbanite Jones to hla
neighbor aa they hurried to the morn­
ing train— 'D id yoo go to the play
with your w ife a fter all?”
“ Yea," answered he, “ rather than
have her tell me all about It wbes
she got home."
Rules Is Rules
Impatient Customer— W ell, wnlter,
I suppose I can sit here until I starve?
W alter— Sorry; no sir. W e clona al
eleven.
B alsam o f M yrrh
•0 0“X 10 6"
»- ■ 31
T h * h atch .» fourni * h -m .U M dog.
A wo ( h i m little bum.
And as ■' e led nlm uomo ha amid,
L iving K m .
m V
itlM ll
Second Floor Plan.
X ir V
D ining K m I
^
io o - a i I
or
First Floor Plan.
are arranged and the sizes of each
m e shown In llie flour pluu reproduced
with the exterior view.
This bouse Is of a simple construc­
tion set on a concrete foundation with
clapboard aiding. It la whul la known
Green and White Good
Colors for Bathroom
The bathroom, like the klfrlien. has
suffered In the |»ast from stereotyped
color adieu!»-».
It Is a fairly safe linger that nut of
ten houses nine hnve bathrooms tiled
or painted In white, with no occa­
sional spot o f blue in rug. towels or
cu rta in «
Blue nnd white, while au
excellent and refreshing color com­
bination. him Its limitations, chief of
which Is Its comnionplacenesa. Green
and white, yellow und white, blue nnd
cream are Junt ns appropriate and
much more distinctive.
In pitinning tlie bathroom It Is de­
sirable to consider high gloss enamel
and board for the walls, especially
when tile o f the deelred color end
quality Is beyond the family pocket-
book.
W all board can be had In tile design,
and high gloss enamel, with Ha In
finite color range. Is washable nnd Im­
pervious to steam and heat. It looks
well, wears well and coats but little
— three Items of Importance to the
builder o f a modern small home. I f
tile can be had. however, apply the
same principles o f decoration as when
paint la used.
T ile or wall board la used as a dado,
reaching about half way up the wall.
The reat o f the wall Is painted or
enameled. The woodwork usually la
finished with high gloss enamel This
gives considerable latitude tn selecting
a color scheme. Should a white dado
be preferred, the wall above might be
painted pale green.
W hite woodwork, to match the fix­
tu r e « la ordinarily used. A bright-
colored rag rug Is slwaya attractive
In the bathroom, and. Instead o f the
usual white cu rtain « some o f green
nnd white gingham might be used to
advantage.
An attractive bathroom la one
w-hoae walla are painted pale grny and
whose curtains and other aeressorlea
show to n »« o f red, orange or yellow.
One of the roost attractive bathrooms
In recent model house* wns one In
which the wall bonrd tiling wns used.
This and the woodwork were painted
w h it«
T h e walla above were painted tleep
I« 14 feet 0 Inches hy 17 feet 0 tn eh r«
Tlila room occupies one end o f Hie
house. At the other Is a dining room
at the front and the kitchen directly
back o f It.
An open stairway run­
ning out o f (lie rear o f the living mom
lends to the second floor where there
are two bedrooms and bathroom. The
a lie o f these bedmoma will api>eal to
a great ninny pma|>ectlve home build­
e r. a . one Is I I foot by 17 foot 0 Inches
and th . other t. 10 feel by 1-1 feet S
Inches. Both are corner room «
Be­
cause o f the pitch o f the roof there
la an unusunl amount o f closet apace
on the second Hour.
For the amali fam ily Hila la an *x-
ceptlonally good design.
rrenm, with a stem-lied border o f con­
ventional flower design In rose, blue
and green separating the »lado end the
w a ll«
('hints
curtains,
repealing
them* c o lo r« bung at the window am)
on th . floor, which waa pulnled blue,
wns a cheerful little brnhletl rug.
One o f the nioet Interesting expert
ments In modern homes and modern
decoration In the varied use o f color.
It Is as though hnmemukera had sud­
denly discovered that their moat help,
ful an I faithful nlty In the creation
o f a beautiful and distinctive home la
color, which coats little sod contrlb
utes much.
Folding Ironing Board
Adjustable to Height
An Ironing hoard that Is always
reuily for use and never In the way,
tliut Is kept free from dust, that will
not warp. crack or split, ttflit can he
ndjunt»-»! to a comfortable height, that
him no flimsy, folding logs, Hint Is
stable ami strong, that requires no
heavy lifting -th ese are some o f the
B»lvnntag»>s offered hy a folding Iron­
ing hoard In Its built-in wall rase that
mnke It well worth the few cents a
week Hint It w ill cost over the long
time It h ist«
Ready Mixed Paints
Called the Surest
P m rtlra lly at? paints contain ns one
o f the most necessary Ingredients an
oxidizing oil like linseed oil.
The
proper proportion o f white lend Bnd
»ither Ingredient* with oil ran some­
times tie worked out fnlrly satisfac­
tory hy nn cxiiert painter on the Joh,
bnt Hie pnlnt mnnufarturera ran mix
paint ao much more expertly than
anyone ran jiosnlhty do It hy tmnd
that the o m o f ready mixed puluta 1»
strongly recommended.
Closets
E very heilroom should hnve a eotr»-
moilloua clothes closet, and If more
than one |>erson la to use the room, a
separate closet for each Is a provision
that w ill mnke niui-h for pence and
comfort. (In s e t equipment has had
many Additions nnd Improvements In
the last few y e a r «
Cot Idea From Hoop Skirts
“ A fly swatter Is a knockout."
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In flu e n t« P r e v e n t iv e ?
As s preventive o f Influenza vinegar
Vapor la recommended hy a writer In
the Fruit Croquets Journal and Amer­
ican Vinegar Industry— s bowl filled
with perfumed vinegar near a radiator
or stove nr a saturated handkerchief.
JUST THE THING
\y
^
One can hardly aee any connection
between hoop aklrt* and the electri­
cal Industry, but one may be traced,
strangely enough, which took place
In the early days o f the electrical de
velopment- The first cable« were not
Insulated satisfactorily till Walter T
Glover, an Englishman who braided
steel hoop« with cotton, had an In­
spiration. Crinoline« were going out
—ao waa bla business. So be used
his machinery for Insulating copper
wire with cotton braid, and he soon
had no cause to regret the passing of
the crinoline.
Pigeon doing now? He seems busy.
Second Bird— Bundle boy fo r a de­
partment store!
To th. Beat o f Hi* Knowledge
A middy was being examined in
Morse sign a l«
"W hat three letters o f the alphabet
are Invariably used when urgent help
Is required?” asked the examining o f­
ficer.
F iret
Bird— W hat'e
Mr.
Carrier
The middy thought hard for a mo­
ment, and then replied: " I O U, I
should say.”
It Nava. Happeaed
"I'm aorry, air, but the president o f
(he firm says that be’a ‘not In’ to
talesmen.”
“ W ell," observed the caller, "please
present my com plim ent« and tell blie
I haven't called.”
f ® hv M cClure N#wi
She K n o w .
Aggie— No, 1 cannot marry you.
Reggie— Oh, well, there are other«
Just as good 1
Aggie— Better. 1 accepted one of
them yesterday.
Poetry W oslda't Hurt
Ball and Chain
When the doctor bad examined the
young poet, he said: "Y o u r health Is
In a bad state. I must forbid you
all kind o f mental work I”
"But, doctor," came the reply, “ can’t
I at least write a few poems?"
“ Oh, yes," laughed th# doctor, “ you
may write aa many poems as you
like."
“ What kind o f a girl Is your son
marrying?” asked Brown
"W e ll." replied Black, “ aa far ns
getting oul nights Is concerned he
might Jnnt as well be starting In ou a
tall aentence.”
Traffic congestion In Paris has be­
come a serious worry to the city gov­
ernment.
Child rail's stuinucha sour, and need
fen anil-arid.
Keep
llu-lr systems
aw net with I'bllllpa Milk uf Magnesia I
When tongue or brent ti Iella o f arid
Condition— correct it with a apoonful
o f I'hllllpa. Moat men and women hnvo
been comforted by this universal
sweetener— moro mothers should In­
voke Its aid for their children. It la a
plcnsaiit thing to t a k « yet neutralise«
moro arid than the harsher thing« too
often employed fo r the purpooo. No
household should he without It.
I’ tillllps 1« the genuine, prescrip­
tions! product physlrinna endorse fur
general use ; the name la luqiortant.
“ Milk o f Magnesia* haa been Hie V. H
registered traile mark o f the Chnrte*
II. I ’hllllpa Uhemlcal Civ and Its pro-
docessor Chnrte« II I'htlltpa alnce H i?!
The Quarry
Mr M u ltim i— T oo refer to Misa
Mulnchunce aa u big game hunter.
I.lons and elephants In Africa, or what
Is her sper-lnltv?
Mr. W i f e - M illionaires In America.
How Both Ends o f
Paint Brush Work
Everybody knows that a paint brush
la made up o f two main parts— the
bristles thnt spread the pnlnt and the
handle that the painter g ra s p « Wliat
may not be so apparent Is the wis­
dom o f knowing In any painting Job
Just what Is going on both the handle
en»l and on the bristle end.
At the bristle end o f the brush we
have the mnteriuls for the work to
he done, the white-lead, linseed oil
and tinting colors. These must he
mixed and tinted to the Individual
tante and applied In such a manner
ns to Insure a satisfactory and lasting
Job, and It Is In this end o f thé work
that th « competent painter prove« hi»
worth.
Some people upon deciding to linve
a room decorated or a house painted,
think first o f how cheaply the Job enn
he done Instead o f taking Into consid­
eration Hie fact that In the long run
the painter who charges a little more
and giiarnn'ees a perfe»-t Job la by
far Hie cheapest p.ilnler o f nil.
Good painters, men o f reputation,
are forever on the lookout for new
Ideas In decoration, for means o f do-
lug the work so that It will last longer.
And although as a result they may
charge more they will Invariably stand
hack o f the work after It lias been
done.
Therefore although almost every-
bo»ly ran hnndle a pnlnt brush after
a fashion It la well to hear In mind
that n brush lias two ends, and that
to obtain the heat results the quality
o f the materials and Hie reputation of
the pnlnter must both be given flrat
consideration before price enters Into
the painting plans.
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tufeiructu.ua liu rn * L*b u ra tu ry, t lu ciu nail. CL
WELL OR MONEY BACK
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