i THE TRIBUNE. TURNER. OREGON Louise Dresser S cra p s of " H um o; little yellow chick. "M other lien Is looking after me.” “ Peep. peep, peep," said the fifth T H A D been several w eek» that little yellow chick, “ Mother Hen la Mother lien hud been waiting ;m looking after me." tlently for the little chick» to hatch “ Peep. |>eep, peep," said the sixth It bad seemed • lo o « wait, hut little yellow chick, “ Mother Hen la Mother Hen w u patient. At laat they looking after me.” began to come forth. “ Peep. peep, peep," said the seventh Their little head* came first and little yellow chick. “ Mother Hen Is th e; broke awn; from their sheila looking after me.” Some mlKht have thought th e; did It “ Peep, peep, peep,” said the eighth eery quickly, but Mother Hen thought little yellow chick. “ Mother Hen la they were a trifle alow. She was #o looking after me." eager to see her darling«. Peep, peep, peep," said the ninth In no time at all they were able little yellow chick, "M other Hen la to run about and play and follow looking after me." tbelr dear, devoted Mother Hen about "Peep, peep, peep," snld the teoth the barnyard. little yellow chick, "Mother Hen la They were ao »o ft with their down; looking a fte r me." Loulae O r w it f (in prlvata Ilfs, M r« yellow feather« and their little bod- "Peep, peep, peep," said the eleventh Jack Gardinar), Is a woman who haa little yellow chick, “ Mother Hen Is allowed haraelf to matur« gracefully, looking after me." and the world paya homage to her “ Peep, peep, peep," said the Tw elfth lovelin es« She Is featured In the little yellow chick, "M other Hen Is Movietone, “ The Black Diamond." The Gardiners llva In thalr charming looking a fter me." horn« In G la o d a l« C alif.; aha Is a reg “ Cluck, cluck," said Mother Hen, ular home woman; goaalpa over the “ I*m looking a fter all o f you. my little back fane«; haa a wonderful garden, dears. P o o l run away from me. Stay near mother's wings. Don't be growing ««je ta b le a and flo w ? *« She la a great iovar of p e t« careless. "B e careful not to get out in the road. You're all very young y e t " "Isn't the barnyard fun. peep, peep." said the first little chick. "Oh. the world la very bright." said the second little yellow chick, with his oooooo head on one side In such a way as By LEONARD A. BARRETT to make him look like a very wise little chick. “ Peep, peep. It is." “ I was delighted when I saw the THE GOLDEN RULE sunshine," said the third little yellow Mother Hen Had Every Reaaon to Be chick. "Peep, peep.” Proud. ONFUCIU S, by hla teaching« en “ Peep, peep, I was so pleased when deavored to assure peace and lee were ao cunning and tbelr . little I burst my shell,” said the fourth lit prosperity to the empire o f China. tle yellow chick. voice« so sweet. He proclaimed a golden rule which “ Peep, peep. I thought the ground There were twelve little chicks In waa, “ Whatsoever you do not wish would be fun to run over,” said the all. twelve darling little babies, and done to you. do It not to another." fifth little yellow chick. Mother Hen was very proud, aa well I f you do not want to he robbed, do “ Peep, peep, 1 was pleased at the she might have been. not steal. I f you do not want to be looks o f everything,” said the sixth She had e v e r ; reason to be proud. murdered, do not kill. In other little yellow chick. Hew the little chicks did look to w o rd « let everybody alone and they “ Peep, peep, so was I," said the her for help and protection though w ill let you alone. seventh little yellow chick. th e; were learning to help themselves, You w ill receive “ Peep, geep, the same here,” said too. Just w h a t y o u the eighth little yellow chick. But Mother hen was the one who give. T h l» nega "Peep, peep, I was too," »aid the cared for them. tive precept, which ninth little yellow chick. She scratched the earth for seeds, was the spirit o f “ Peep, peep, 1 Just wanted to be she looked for little goodies for her all the teaching« out right away," said the tenth little darling wee yellow chicks of the sage o f yellow chick. “ Peep, peep, peep." said the first C h in « failed to “ Peep, peep, so did I," said the elev little yellow chick, “ Mother Hen U bring a national enth little yellow chick. looking after me.” security sufficient “ Peep, peep, and I did too, even If “ Peep, peep, peep,” said the second to ussnre the pros there was a bit o f shell sticking to my perity and peace little yellow chick, "M other Hen la back tor quite a little while after looking after me.” C on f a c i a s so wards," said the twelfth little yellow “ Peep, peep, peep," said the third greatly desired. In chick. little yellow chick, “ Mother Hen la the very nature o f And Mother Ben chuckled and said : looking after me.” *3 the case It could “ How happy my little chicks a r e !” “ Peep, peep, peep,” said the fourth • not. fo r It ad ro (Copyright.) i t A B arr.lt. «■ * * * * Isolation " as the most Impor yooooooooooooooooooo^^^b tant principle o f I l f « Any theory o f life that is to stand the test o f tim e and bring ultimate peace and prosperity must be posi tive and not negative In character. By J e a n N e u t o n W e have such a philosophy o f life By H . I R V J N Q KI NQ tanght by the W orld's Greatest o o o oo o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o Teacher whose golden rule was Just FOWLS AND SNAKE BITES the opposite o f the one by Confu- “ NEGRO” AND “ NIGGER” c lu « “ Whatsoever ye would that men should do to y o « do ye even so to f N M AN Y parts o f the country the ««■ V T E G R O " our name fo r the col- them." I f you wish to receive kind- * flesh o f a fowl la regarded as a sure T v ore(j American, as well as the ness, express kindness to o th e r« cure for snake-bite; In fact, the super entire Ethiopian race, originated with “ Give to the world the best yon have There are the Spaniards who first applied It to stition Is rather general. and the best w ill come back to you." sections also wbere the same “ folk- the earliest colored men who ap A rule o f life applicable to Indi medicine” Is recommended for rheuma peered on the Mediterranean or were tism. shingles, scarlet fever and diph viduals Is llkew-lse applicable to com discovered on their native shores by munities and to nations. In oar In theria. Spanish explorers. “ N egro" Is simply ternational relations for many years There are several variations of the Spanish fo r “ black." we have been struggling fo r peace. superstition : 'n some sections It Is In Also the term “nigger” used Inter W e fought the greatest war In mod changeably with “ negro.” particular slsted that the application made should ern times thinking we would attain ly In the South, though It Is regard be the raw and bleeding flesh o f a fowl It. but we discover that we do not ed sometimes as derogatory or a which haa been stunned and Is still possess I t The experiences encoun alive, while In others It Is sufficient more or less contemptuously slang tered In this struggle have tanght ns that the fow l be newly killed. This term. Is In fact Inoffensive and a good some lesson« Certainly we discov superstition should read “ a cock" In legitimate word. It Is derived from ered that peace cannot be obtained stead o f a “ fo w l," and there are places the Latin "n lger," meaning black. by any rule or contract which elim (Copyright.) where they »till say that a cock should inates human rela tion « A negative ----------- O----------- be oaed In case o f a man and a hen attitude toward life will never as In case a woman Is to be cured. sure peace. “ Do not fire at an enemy The origin o f the superstition Is I f you do not wish to be fired upon," will easily seen In the relation which the never bring peace. W e haye been en cock bore In Greek mythology to deavoring to have peace by spending Aesculapius, the god o f medicine and G A B B Y G E R T IE large sums upon armies and navies the son o f Apollo, the sun god. The with no definite resu lt Why not try cock’s connection with the sun, whose a theory o f life which was advocated first beams he halls with his crow by the world's greatest teacher? Why ing. made him a particularly accept not emphasize In our International able and appropriate offering to attitude the same spirit we wish ex Apollo's son. pressed toward ouraeNca? Suppose “ Sacrifice a cock to Aesculapius’ ’ we spend less upon preparations for were the laat words o f Socrates. war and more upon methods that will Though the agea have broadened the bring about a feeling o f good will. superstition a little so that we no long Why not substitute for a negative at er are particular as to the sex o f the titude a constructive program that fowl sacrificed, yet when we attempt will remove suspicion and stimulate to cure disease or snake-bite by the mutual trust, confidence and depend application o f the flesh o f a newly ence? If half the money s;>ent upon killed fowl we are. In effect, sacrific armaments had been spent upoo ere- ing a cock to Aesculapius In the hope sting good will we would have bad that the old Greek god will accept the an International peace long ago. sacrifice and give relief. <©, 131*. W estern N e w sp a p er U n io n .) Simplicity One Good Feature of This Attractive Building i V 0 ABOUT THE CHICKS I For Meditation C How It Started THE WHY o f SUPERSTITIONS g s m im (IS by lleClur* N»w*p*p*r Syndicat«.) -O - BIG BUSINESS Ramb»*— Y o « suh, business ben fine. Mah w ife done gib me f it ) an' ah bought a pig Ah kept trailin’ fo' cla ry thing under the sun, till finally ah gota a bicycle, an' ah sold It fo' $10. Bantus— Hut you all doan' make auy money. Sambo— Co’so not But look at do buslnvaa ah'* been d oin '!— Montreal Star. MODERN h Makes L ife Sw eeter So many houses are being built without porchea thee, days that many will welcome a dcalgn offering an ample front porch with all the auminer evening comforts that It suggests us ao outdoor living room almost aa lurg. us the Indoor living room ItsolC By W . A. R A D F O R D Mr. W illia m A. Hail fou l w ill answsr q u va tlom ami g l v . a d v lc . KHKhi OF COST oa a ll su b ject« pertaining 1» p ractical boms building, for lbs rsad- • rs o f Ibis paper. On account o f bis wlds ss|>.rl»n c. as sdllor, author and m anufacturer, ha 1« without doubt, ths hlahsst au thority on «11 Ihvaa aub, *.cla Addraaa. all Inquiries to W illiam A. Kadford, No. «4? Mouth Dvarborn M trs.t, Chicago. III., and only Inclose tw o -c .n l stam p fo r rvply. Indian Squuw— Say old mud fa re wa seed some now b lan k et« Mud-face— Well git one o f them mail-order catalogues outa ’ be wig wam and we'U order about a doses from New York. 1 i Simplicity I . one o f the good fea tures o f th* home building design shown In the arrotnpanyliig Illustra tion. Hut what will be most Inter esting to the prospective home builder la the fa d that this house can be built for a minimum sum. The house la not large, being 22 feet deep and 2d feet wide. It contains five large room « H o w these rooms aa a two guide house The wide ter raced porch with the artistic pitch of porch roof and the exposed roof raft ers give It au attractive exterior ap- pen rnnee. The exterior arrangement la rather unusual. The entry door lends Into on* corner o f the living room, which f ' i-Hi-H) VaU'n1 P hillips Milk o f Magnesia For Barbed Wire Cuts n u w au u S T r y H A N F O R D 'S K itchen Th« Wurst Joke "T h . aurai I. Tat to c o m «“ Praytradaaw W ife — H I have to run away fo r a while, John. I've Just got tba stuiT Art a new d re g « and— " John— But, ray dear, you shouldn’t be thinking o f a new dreas while I'm UL “ Oh, John, yon dear, careful old silly I Why, It’s a black dress; so It will be all right In any case."— Stray S to rle « Jeat Like • Club Percy— Did yoo notice what great interest be Is taking In girls these days? Reggie— 1 should say a o ; he told me he wants to get a girl this wlntet whose father haa a large supply of coal and cigar« where be can spend Ills evenings In a warm parlor. T o Cive Him Hia Dae Winnie Wbntalt— You may say what you « I I I about Mr. Cadger, but be al ways behaves like a gentleman In my presence. Her Dad— Acts like a gentleman, yes. I’ll grant him that much. n «'a the best amateur Impersonator I ever saw. GIRL SHOULD KNOW She— 1 saw a book advertised tell mg what a gir! should know before marriage. What la It, do yon suppose) Be— Maybe It's a cook book. Gathering the Sweets T h . honey haa w ill tabulate Each bloom upon h i. Hat And aay, "W h lla a e rv lc . I. ao great, 1 am a Communist." Pruv.atioa Said Suburbanite Jones to hla neighbor aa they hurried to the morn ing train— 'D id yoo go to the play with your w ife a fter all?” “ Yea," answered he, “ rather than have her tell me all about It wbes she got home." Rules Is Rules Impatient Customer— W ell, wnlter, I suppose I can sit here until I starve? W alter— Sorry; no sir. W e clona al eleven. B alsam o f M yrrh •0 0“X 10 6" »- ■ 31 T h * h atch .» fourni * h -m .U M dog. A wo ( h i m little bum. And as ■' e led nlm uomo ha amid, L iving K m . m V itlM ll Second Floor Plan. X ir V D ining K m I ^ io o - a i I or First Floor Plan. are arranged and the sizes of each m e shown In llie flour pluu reproduced with the exterior view. This bouse Is of a simple construc tion set on a concrete foundation with clapboard aiding. It la whul la known Green and White Good Colors for Bathroom The bathroom, like the klfrlien. has suffered In the |»ast from stereotyped color adieu!»-». It Is a fairly safe linger that nut of ten houses nine hnve bathrooms tiled or painted In white, with no occa sional spot o f blue in rug. towels or cu rta in « Blue nnd white, while au excellent and refreshing color com bination. him Its limitations, chief of which Is Its comnionplacenesa. Green and white, yellow und white, blue nnd cream are Junt ns appropriate and much more distinctive. In pitinning tlie bathroom It Is de sirable to consider high gloss enamel and board for the walls, especially when tile o f the deelred color end quality Is beyond the family pocket- book. W all board can be had In tile design, and high gloss enamel, with Ha In finite color range. Is washable nnd Im pervious to steam and heat. It looks well, wears well and coats but little — three Items of Importance to the builder o f a modern small home. I f tile can be had. however, apply the same principles o f decoration as when paint la used. T ile or wall board la used as a dado, reaching about half way up the wall. The reat o f the wall Is painted or enameled. The woodwork usually la finished with high gloss enamel This gives considerable latitude tn selecting a color scheme. Should a white dado be preferred, the wall above might be painted pale green. W hite woodwork, to match the fix tu r e « la ordinarily used. A bright- colored rag rug Is slwaya attractive In the bathroom, and. Instead o f the usual white cu rtain « some o f green nnd white gingham might be used to advantage. An attractive bathroom la one w-hoae walla are painted pale grny and whose curtains and other aeressorlea show to n »« o f red, orange or yellow. One of the roost attractive bathrooms In recent model house* wns one In which the wall bonrd tiling wns used. This and the woodwork were painted w h it« T h e walla above were painted tleep I« 14 feet 0 Inches hy 17 feet 0 tn eh r« Tlila room occupies one end o f Hie house. At the other Is a dining room at the front and the kitchen directly back o f It. An open stairway run ning out o f (lie rear o f the living mom lends to the second floor where there are two bedrooms and bathroom. The a lie o f these bedmoma will api>eal to a great ninny pma|>ectlve home build e r. a . one Is I I foot by 17 foot 0 Inches and th . other t. 10 feel by 1-1 feet S Inches. Both are corner room « Be cause o f the pitch o f the roof there la an unusunl amount o f closet apace on the second Hour. For the amali fam ily Hila la an *x- ceptlonally good design. rrenm, with a stem-lied border o f con ventional flower design In rose, blue and green separating the »lado end the w a ll« ('hints curtains, repealing them* c o lo r« bung at the window am) on th . floor, which waa pulnled blue, wns a cheerful little brnhletl rug. One o f the nioet Interesting expert ments In modern homes and modern decoration In the varied use o f color. It Is as though hnmemukera had sud denly discovered that their moat help, ful an I faithful nlty In the creation o f a beautiful and distinctive home la color, which coats little sod contrlb utes much. Folding Ironing Board Adjustable to Height An Ironing hoard that Is always reuily for use and never In the way, tliut Is kept free from dust, that will not warp. crack or split, ttflit can he ndjunt»-»! to a comfortable height, that him no flimsy, folding logs, Hint Is stable ami strong, that requires no heavy lifting -th ese are some o f the B»lvnntag»>s offered hy a folding Iron ing hoard In Its built-in wall rase that mnke It well worth the few cents a week Hint It w ill cost over the long time It h ist« Ready Mixed Paints Called the Surest P m rtlra lly at? paints contain ns one o f the most necessary Ingredients an oxidizing oil like linseed oil. The proper proportion o f white lend Bnd »ither Ingredient* with oil ran some times tie worked out fnlrly satisfac tory hy nn cxiiert painter on the Joh, bnt Hie pnlnt mnnufarturera ran mix paint ao much more expertly than anyone ran jiosnlhty do It hy tmnd that the o m o f ready mixed puluta 1» strongly recommended. Closets E very heilroom should hnve a eotr»- moilloua clothes closet, and If more than one |>erson la to use the room, a separate closet for each Is a provision that w ill mnke niui-h for pence and comfort. (In s e t equipment has had many Additions nnd Improvements In the last few y e a r « Cot Idea From Hoop Skirts “ A fly swatter Is a knockout." -----------O----------- In flu e n t« P r e v e n t iv e ? As s preventive o f Influenza vinegar Vapor la recommended hy a writer In the Fruit Croquets Journal and Amer ican Vinegar Industry— s bowl filled with perfumed vinegar near a radiator or stove nr a saturated handkerchief. JUST THE THING \y ^ One can hardly aee any connection between hoop aklrt* and the electri cal Industry, but one may be traced, strangely enough, which took place In the early days o f the electrical de velopment- The first cable« were not Insulated satisfactorily till Walter T Glover, an Englishman who braided steel hoop« with cotton, had an In spiration. Crinoline« were going out —ao waa bla business. So be used his machinery for Insulating copper wire with cotton braid, and he soon had no cause to regret the passing of the crinoline. Pigeon doing now? He seems busy. Second Bird— Bundle boy fo r a de partment store! To th. Beat o f Hi* Knowledge A middy was being examined in Morse sign a l« "W hat three letters o f the alphabet are Invariably used when urgent help Is required?” asked the examining o f ficer. F iret Bird— W hat'e Mr. Carrier The middy thought hard for a mo ment, and then replied: " I O U, I should say.” It Nava. Happeaed "I'm aorry, air, but the president o f (he firm says that be’a ‘not In’ to talesmen.” “ W ell," observed the caller, "please present my com plim ent« and tell blie I haven't called.” f ® hv M cClure N#wi She K n o w . Aggie— No, 1 cannot marry you. Reggie— Oh, well, there are other« Just as good 1 Aggie— Better. 1 accepted one of them yesterday. Poetry W oslda't Hurt Ball and Chain When the doctor bad examined the young poet, he said: "Y o u r health Is In a bad state. I must forbid you all kind o f mental work I” "But, doctor," came the reply, “ can’t I at least write a few poems?" “ Oh, yes," laughed th# doctor, “ you may write aa many poems as you like." “ What kind o f a girl Is your son marrying?” asked Brown "W e ll." replied Black, “ aa far ns getting oul nights Is concerned he might Jnnt as well be starting In ou a tall aentence.” Traffic congestion In Paris has be come a serious worry to the city gov ernment. Child rail's stuinucha sour, and need fen anil-arid. Keep llu-lr systems aw net with I'bllllpa Milk uf Magnesia I When tongue or brent ti Iella o f arid Condition— correct it with a apoonful o f I'hllllpa. Moat men and women hnvo been comforted by this universal sweetener— moro mothers should In voke Its aid for their children. It la a plcnsaiit thing to t a k « yet neutralise« moro arid than the harsher thing« too often employed fo r the purpooo. No household should he without It. I’ tillllps 1« the genuine, prescrip tions! product physlrinna endorse fur general use ; the name la luqiortant. “ Milk o f Magnesia* haa been Hie V. H registered traile mark o f the Chnrte* II. I ’hllllpa Uhemlcal Civ and Its pro- docessor Chnrte« II I'htlltpa alnce H i?! The Quarry Mr M u ltim i— T oo refer to Misa Mulnchunce aa u big game hunter. I.lons and elephants In Africa, or what Is her sper-lnltv? Mr. W i f e - M illionaires In America. How Both Ends o f Paint Brush Work Everybody knows that a paint brush la made up o f two main parts— the bristles thnt spread the pnlnt and the handle that the painter g ra s p « Wliat may not be so apparent Is the wis dom o f knowing In any painting Job Just what Is going on both the handle en»l and on the bristle end. At the bristle end o f the brush we have the mnteriuls for the work to he done, the white-lead, linseed oil and tinting colors. These must he mixed and tinted to the Individual tante and applied In such a manner ns to Insure a satisfactory and lasting Job, and It Is In this end o f thé work that th « competent painter prove« hi» worth. Some people upon deciding to linve a room decorated or a house painted, think first o f how cheaply the Job enn he done Instead o f taking Into consid eration Hie fact that In the long run the painter who charges a little more and giiarnn'ees a perfe»-t Job la by far Hie cheapest p.ilnler o f nil. Good painters, men o f reputation, are forever on the lookout for new Ideas In decoration, for means o f do- lug the work so that It will last longer. And although as a result they may charge more they will Invariably stand hack o f the work after It lias been done. Therefore although almost every- bo»ly ran hnndle a pnlnt brush after a fashion It la well to hear In mind that n brush lias two ends, and that to obtain the heat results the quality o f the materials and Hie reputation of the pnlnter must both be given flrat consideration before price enters Into the painting plans. Ussy«! ««Irla? M a il» Mmwjr M l l n i i H l r l * « v s r r huitMWlfn h u » » U v « « l t . « f i d k l i r A l* « bl* • yet«*. (Ilim o m l r ln s * iOe « * t * ••m »*I** l « 4 tufeiructu.ua liu rn * L*b u ra tu ry, t lu ciu nail. CL WELL OR MONEY BACK Mmmr « llwlir t a d sr Hm rsfumémé U th« •T r i t i kn a s m m an c e Ing tfc* Dr. C I- IfeMi tanou« I M r S o l MM« b a d cd »1 m«nt ll fefe.l by ut «stk»*? Krnuituhb mm « rsa at*«* • » . llw rk*, 1*1 Mull .Inc •IhBscU. . d T O I l A Y k » m t r lo o . . p ao . k n o t sto n a i f ' i l l i «afe (h - .. 11 ,. I n «H alli» ION clink RECTAL Vi «HON CUN ! 2 ¿ ir j L h Û t i ä y * 6 ä Ä * jiih iiiÄ 3 6 i6 iL iiti* 6 i6 i Tffetf». MW* and h # ri. H, miner ’ J saw M FC co.v • * •'< **• M i* ! U r t lii» 4 lt . i l J** I I ,V V l a / 4 M ( « s I r a i t « U* ffcfeir « t d a as» feci a a a w dal K« r « « » • • « Oa t r ia l. .« n . t « h a h o » ! »• !»»»* » Mac f e i o a m a -w# ilvaetiy latiw« Helping Shipbuilder* A t the Brooklyn Navy yard tests are being mnde with the shipping bonrd vesnel Elleraley to determlno how long It tnkea a alilp to go down with a specific amount o f w ater aboardT The result» o f tlieae te s t» are expected to be o f the greatest value to naval architects and ship yards. for they will mnke It pnssfhto to design compnrtmcntlng und bulk heading o f known utility. Quick Re salts Jnok— What did you do when yonr sweetie fainted Inst night? Jim —Oh, one o f the other glris J«*t leaned over her and said, *T>e«rt«. your nose Is awfnlly shiny," and that brought her to In a hurry. Obligados» of States New York hna the largest total debt of nil o f the state«. ».'W! 1.(117.01«. Indlnmi Inis the smallest debt. $.'l (il.cNSI. Coast to Const good Grocer* sell and recommend Russ Ball Blue. Better value than any other.— AtW. A Home Industry Lancashire Lad— " I come from n cot ton town." Fair Flapper— “ I enn tell that hy yonr suit.— London Answers Ask for “ T A C K -U P ” AEROXON Fly Catcher Leading Ribbon Home Value Based on Fly Period of Usefulness Catcher Special hardwood floors, overdec orated and futile fireplaces, elah ornte sun porchea and cerlnln frills and luxuries often make a buyer for get some o f the far more Important points. The value anil usefulness o f a house Is not iliderrnlned hy what ever may first strike the eye, hot by Its general usefulness over g long Relied o f yeiirs. fictio n a lly aldrrrtised MT fa*, «#. |» it ftWrtdripcWT flk « li. n , up original AF.ROXON fc r %'n), b CsldSf» jfSK ™ trouble They will catch tfcouttnda »»f flim for a nick la. Insist apon ffeftin« AkROXON Fly Cntchcra from youf Irntrr Sols Import«™ and Diafnlmtor« for U S A. QRAKF A t A N D K N O P , Edina, M o .