TIIK TR IB IN E . TURNER. OREGON SAND STOR" A B O U T THE COWS • i \ | OO, moo. m<»o," «aid Mr». Cow, “ no on« ha» naked m « for my opinions o f late, but I think 1 »hall tell tom e o f them. Just the same. “ In fact, no one ha» asked me ray opinions at all, either o f late or be- fore. • “ P o u t let It discourage you," said Miss Cow, “ moo, moo, don't let It do t h a t" “ I'm glad you don't think I should he discouraged, moo, moo," »aid Mr». Cow. “ Well, what are your opinions, Mra C ow T Tne cow » were all out In the pas ture, for the spring had come »nd they were enjoying the nice days. Some o f (he cows bad wandered far up in the pasture near the woods, but Mr*. Cow and M l»» Cow were down by the fence, near the farmhouse. “ In the first place," said Mrs. Cow, “ 1 think It la absurd the way people Mrs. Cow Expresses Her Opinion About Picnic Parties. hare picnics. 1 mean, particularly, the people who travel In automobiles. “ You know. Miss Cow, they have got so Into the habit o f hurrying that they eat In a hurry, too. “ Really, I wouldn't be In the least surprised to see them toot horns at each other before long to burry each other up. “ They come along here. They put their lunch basket down. They begin to e a t “ I f anyone eata alowly, some one In the party fusses and fumea and says: “ •Come on now, we can’t sit here H ow II Siarted all day. you know. W e've got to he getting on. W e've a long distance to make y e t ’ “ And the person who has been tak Ing a little longer hurries down a few more bites and then patiently says: “ ‘ I'm all through.’ "T h e one who has been hurrying, then says: “ ‘A re you sure you’re all through! I don’t want to hurry you. you know.’ “ And the person says. T e g I'm through,' In a sad voice. “ Then they're o ff In a cloud o f dust as the saying Is. “ I Just can't understand It. Why don't they sit awhile and talk and ch ew ! Or I f they haven't anything to talk abou t why don't they Just chew ! “ T hey’d digest their food better. They'd feel more amiable and pleas ant “ 1 often think the reason we're so even-tempered U because we chew so contentedly. “ But really. Mlsa Cow, I wouldn't he surprised, with the way they’re getting to hurry more and more, to find people before long bringing spe cial automobile horna to picnics and to bear them toot and s a y : “ ‘Hurry, hurry, toot. toot, w e’ve no time to waste, toot, to o t we’ve got to he on onr way. toot, toot, we've a lot o f mileage to make yet, toot, to o t “ •We don't want to get there when It's dark. toot, to o t * ‘W e've got to be ahead o f time In case we have any tire puncture«, to o t to o t You’ve eaten enough, to o t to o t' ” 1 wouldn’t be In the least surprised If It came to th a t “ And I'm o f the opinion that this la no way to enjoy life or motoring or having a picnic. "T h e y 're In such a rush they don't have a good time. Th ey’re alwaya fussing about getting on further. “ Ah, no. Mrs. Cow doesn’t approve o f I t I also think It would -be a good Idea If every once In a while they stopped and got out and gaxed at the scenery around. “ I don’t approve o f this rushing so fast they don’t enjoy anything. I can see from their faces they don't enjoy themselves. “ And It's my opinion that they will wear themselves out rushing. “ Yes. Mrs. Cow has opinions, and she thinks they’re good ones. Prob ably that's what every one thinks o f her own opinions, moo, moo." (Copjrlaht.) W hy W e Do W hat W e Do By J e a n N e w t o n . __ ___________________________ _____ -J “PELL-MELL" O DO something pell-mell Is to do It In indiscriminate baste and con fusion. The expression Is commonly used In every day speech, but the per son la rare who understands the al- I us I od with the knowledge o f how It started. The expression comes t^u s from the old English game o f pall mall or pall mall, which was Introduced during the reign o f Charles I, and subsequent ly became very popular In England. A game In which a ball was drlveD with a mallet, and taking Its name from the Italian “ palla magllo," palla meaning ball and “ m agllo" hammer. In quick pronunciation pall mall be came “ pell mell” and It was from the fact that under certain circumstances In the game, the playegs would rush headlong at the ball that such heed less, hasty activity came to be de scribed as "pell-mell.“ And though the game which brought It Into exist ence has served Its time and passed out o f the picture, the expression “ pell-mell" has survived In modern speech. tCopyrlaht.) -O T GABBY GERTIE b y I L E. T H O M S O N . Ph. D. WHY WE LOSE INTEREST E G E T Interested, but we don't stay Interested. W e lose Inter est either temporarily or permanently, taking on new Interests and casting them off as wornout clothes. Some Interests hold us longer than others. The reasons for losing Interest are fatigue and saturation. W e lose In terest because we become tired In body and mind and cannot hold our attention on the Interest. As much as children love to hear stories, they sometimes get so tired that they lose Interest and fall asleep. True fatigue causes the loss o f In terest In the economy o f health. It Is also true that loss o f Interest due to belDg fad up on the thing causes false fatigue. Often we think we are terribly tired when In reality we are merely disinterested. W e are tired of the thing we are doing and assume that the whole body Is tired. W e say, “ that makes me tired." or “ he makes me tired," when we mean that the thing or person referred to does not Interest us. Some Interests we lose permanently because our tastes are changing. W e grow away from the thing that once held us firmly. Darwin, fo r example, testifies that after thirty years o f re- search In animal and plant specimens In support o f his famous theory of evolution he suddenly discovered that he had lost his interest In literature. Here Is a curious thing In the mat ter o f losing Interest W e lose Intel- est If we overindulge In a thing and get fed np and tired If not actually disgusted. On the other hand, we also lose Interest I f we neglect the thing so that It dies o f disuse. T o keep up an Interest In anything. It seems nec essary to Indulge moderately and at rather frequent Intervals. W E X P L A IN IN G TH E M A T T E R W O U LD K NO W IT’S KEY u ----------- O----------- Aurora B oreal!« T here la a discussion on concerning the noise which some persons claim to have beard accompanying the dem onstrations o f the Aurora Borealis In the northern skies. It has been de scribed as a crisp monotone, like the passage o f sleigh runners over the crisp snow. Some explorers claim to have beard this noise, but they state that it was heard under the most fa vorable circumstances, and, on the other hand, there are other persona who have had the opportunities who say the flashes are absolutely silen t Another description o f this sound Is that It was like the swishing o f a whip or that o f a squall through the upper rigging of a vessel. what la It you want to know about the Star Spangled Banner?" Pupil— “ What’s Ita key. sir?" Acidity Judge— The plaintiff any* he lent you n tullk-pau, which you broke, ami he claims damage*. Farmer Jouea— T h ere'» not a truth ful word tu what he atiya. In the first place, he didn't lend me a pan at alL Secondly, the pun wua broken when I had It; and thirdly, the imn was whole when I gave It back.— Vancouver I’ rcvlm-«. W alter L. Catlett, bettar known aa a comedian on the regular stags, now with the “ talkies," Is teen In his first M oviston* picture, -W h y Leave Home." He wae born In San Francisco, went on the stage at the age of ton and hat toured the world. Although he It “ funny," and knows It, h* prefers to w rits and d ire c t ----------- O----------- oooooooooooooooooooooooooo D ID N 'T K N O W HER i By W . A. R AD FO RD oooooo By LEONARD A. BARRETT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOO AU TO M O B ILE ACCIDENTS Teacher— Now, James, what do yon N S P IT E o f numerous signs warn know about Polynesia? ing the autouioblHst o f danger, Pupil—P olly Neesbur? Don't know and other devices used fo r the pur nothing, teacher— she don't come to pose o f preventing accidents, a large this school. number occur dally, many o f which seem unnecessary and could have W e A ll K dow Him been prevented. A study o f the O. clear (h* «artb cause o f these accidents w ill doubt O f Egbert Shadd; less assign, as the ch ief r e a s o n - He got« a three And moant "Too bad!" modern speed: It goes without say ing that an autohiobllo driven at fifty K nighted miles on hour baxards more risks B ill the Bum— Ah, kind loltly, I ‘m than one driven at thirty-five mile* an hour. T h e Interesting fa c t how by no means a common trump; I've had an honor conferred on me that ever. la th a t In a m ajority o f cases, most o f the nobles o f England would speed alone la not the most Import give their all to possess. Nearsighted Old Lady— Penr me. ant"“ f a c t o r In volved. It may he what was that? Who bestowed such that, but other a great honor upon you? BUI the Bum— On* o f our great Ju more serloua causes are respon ilk-la I lights, loiily, gave me The Or sible— among them, der o f the Bath. one's refusal to What Barbecue Meant consider the other person's privileges Gwendolyn's hoy friend knows she or his point of isn't very bright but this one knocked view. I f one could him rather flat. always know e x " I ’ m openlug up a barbecue out on actly what th e Boston road next week." he told her. person coming In “ Gee, that's swell.' she replied the opposite direc “ But who's going to go way out there tion was going to to get a shave and haircut." do. many o f the ac L. A. B arrett cidents would be Overplayed It averted. Disregarding the other Mrs. W ills — Your husband started m ans righ ts; or, the sheer determ i out so meek and docile aud now be nation to beat him at a tu rn ; or, bailies you shockingly. some sim ilar attitude o f mind places • Mra. Johns— I know It. It’s all my life at serious hazards. fa u lt 1 began by making him do the This fact holds true not only In housework and I alw ays did cringe antomoblllng, but Is one o f the basic before the kitchen help. principles, which I f enthusiastically followed, w ill save many o f the fa il W IF E D ID N 'T CHOOSE ures an< misunderstandings In life. What Is the other man's point of view? How does he Interpret the sit uation In volved ! Every salesman knows, all too well, that the first requisite In making a sale Is a cor rect understanding o f his customer's point o f view. When he has suc ceeded In securing that. It la compara tively easy to transact business T w o persons cannot do business together any more than they can live happily together I f each speaks s different language. "Shall two walk together, except they have a g re e d !" T w o per sons may have exactly the same Idea, bnt when each misunderstands the other In the Interpretation o f that Idea, strife may supplant friendship. It 1» one thing to do s good a c t; It Is quits another thing to know Just She— 1 beard B ill was running how to do I t T h e latter la possible •round with a blonde baby. He— lie 's through. Hla w ife didn’t only when we understand the heart and mind o f the other person. It Is choose to let him run. not so much what you say as the way you say It that gets your message Ambitiös across. I'd Ilk * to play tha cymbals. As It always asams to mean 8tudy your problem from the point A ch anca to do s o n « reading o f view o f the other person. Put to tha rests that com« b s tv tts . yourself In his place, and you will discover not only that a mutual un T he S low D rivsr derstanding Is more easily obtained, •“ Why are you In prison, my good but also that your problem has al man?" ready been at least two-thirds solved. "F o r driving a car too alowly." <©. l i l t , f f a t t r a Newspaper Union.* "Y ou mean too qnlcltly.” ----------- o ----------- “ No, I mean too alowly. The owner overtook me.” I He Didn’t Fit Jane— I hear you divorced your hug band. W eren't you happy? Janet— Oh, yea, but, you see, I need ed a Spanish type fo r the new apart merit Impetuosity Tamed “ I have been moved to admiration o f your torrential flow o f eloquence." “Thank*,” aald Senator Sorghum. “ But I'm a little apprehensive that the terrentlal (low Is going to be harnessed the same aa water power.” — Washing ton Star. The Popular Manner ( © br M cC la rs N e w .p a p e r » r a d ic a t e .! by the way. Putting out two piece« o f cake, one ranch larger than the other, she said: “ Now I want to see which o f you has the better manner».” “ Oh, Jimmy has!” »aid Johnny, ay he grabbed the big one. W hile this home appears to he large It contains only five rooms, tw o bedrooms and bath being on the seeoud floor and three rooms downstairs, It Is 24 feet wide and 2d find deep In dimensions. Tha rear has an extension which makes that Into a break fust room. Mr. W il lia m A Rad ford w il l a n « w » r questions and g l v « advlca F R E E O F POST on all subjects pertaining to practical home building, f o r tha re ad ers o f thla paper. On account o f hla wide experience ae editor, author and manufacturer, he la, without doubt, tha hlgheat au thority on all theee sub. le cta Addreaa all Inquiries to W illia m A- Radford. No. l i l t Pralrla avenue. Chicago. III., and only Inclose tw o-cent . «tamp for reply. For Meditation (g i by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) “ The pin money that girls stick dad fo r la usually tha pries of a diamond brooch." Low Building Cost Feature of Modified Dutcli Colonial Style Waller L. Catlett "H o w 'll you have your rescue?” wirelessed the coast guard. "F ried ,” replied the captain o f the ship In distress. W o o f! W oof I Old Lady (to I’at, for about the twentieth tim e )— And how were yov wounded? * P a t— By a «hell. Old l.ndy— Did It explode? P at— Explode? No, not at all. It Just crept up close and hit me. Good Money, but Not Enough Plaintiff at Bow County Court — fo u r husband I* earning good money Woman—IF* good money In a wuy hut there’s not enough o f I t Many people have ap Idea that soma time they w ill own their own home. I They cherish the Idea hut never cross the bridge between the laud o f dreams and that o f actuality. They alw ays come up against that ' old atone wall, “ W e haven't got the money." Hut there 1» usually a way 1 or ways I f you are pcrslatent enough i and want It bad enough. Systematic saving will usually I bring It about and nearly all hanks | have formed "Build a Home Savings Accounts" or “ Save fo r a Home Sav ings Account." They are eager to help you get started and when you have sufficient savings to make a »tart they are eager to help you aecure the balance through a real estate loan made either on a long term loan whereby a small part Is paid off each ; month so ns to mature the loan over a period o f from 10 to 13 years, or on a straight five or seven year loan with such prepayments on each interest date as you feel able to pay. They will also put you In touch with a reliable, responsible contractor who will take care o f your building aud take all worries off your shoulders. He will help you select materials that w ill be moat satisfactory for your home and o f the kind carried lu stock by your local building material dealer. W hile the home we are Illustrating here nppenrx large. It contains only Enamel Gives Luster and Rich Color, Too Enamel Is really vurnlsh to which color and opacity have been Imparted by the addition o f pigments. The re sulting finish may have high, medium, or no luster. It Is very durable, w a terproof, and consequently easy to keep clean by washing. For this reason enamel la generally chosen for woodwork that la to be auh- Jected to hard wear, or woodwork that will require frequent washing The varnish binder makes It highly resistant and protective, fo r there Is no better wearing material than var nish. T h e greater the proportion o f varnish, therefore, the more durable the finish. A high gloaa In on enamel Is generally Indicative o f durability. For thla reason a hlgh-gloss enamel la frequently specified fo r kitchens and bathroom*. Here’s Way to Thwart That Chimney Leak Leaks are liable to develop back of the chimney Where It conies up through the roof. T h e water flowing down that part o f the roof, behind the chimney, w ill be dammed against the back and leak through, In aplte o f all precautions, ft haa been found that there la only one satisfactory wny to overcome thla, and that la to build what la known as a cricket or saddle Plastering Now Fine Art in Home Building The old method* o f throwing plas ter on a wall or celling without the proper care and attention have given way to modem and well-defined sys tems that have resulted In a splendid accomplishment Plastering Is to the home or bual- nea* building what clothe» are to hu manity. Appearance count», alwaya and In everything, nnd people are be coming Interested In Improving tlielr ways o f living. Better plastering by a recent dec orative method can be done only through the use o f the proper prod uct», nnd among these some stand aa the highest representatives hi this d as». One I» an emulslhn based on Portland cement, sand nnd asbestos. T o any that splendid result* hnve been obtained with thla decorative p o s te r ing would be to put It mildly. Lending builders nnd decorators mnke It n point to Insist upon the best ns the only logical product flint rnn be employed efficiently. Beauty ns welt aa permanent Improvement have five rooma, tw o bedrooms, hath, alcove and cloavts on the second Moor and living room, reception hall, dining room, kitchen and breakfast nook aud closets on the first Moor. This Is a good example o f the mod- IMed Dutch colonial home. Added to this rectangular house are en oft- T h e cotutnon cause ot digestive dilli- cultles la ext-ea* acid. Moda cumini alter thla coudltlon, aud It buina tha atoniuch. Romeililng timi « 111 nell- t r a ili« thè acldlly la III» aeualhla thlug tu take. T im i la wby pliyslclans teli ib i ptibllc to use l ’bllltpa Milk u{ Magnesia. Olio apoonful o f Ibis dellghtful prep aratimi cali neutra II sa muny lim e« Ita volume In «citi. It urta Inslantlys re- lle f la quli-k, aud very npparvnL A ll gas la dUiadled; all souruesa la e oo » gon e; thè whole System Is aweetenvd. Do try Ibis porfoct aulì acid, and re- nirmhor It la Just a« fo o d for rhlldren, too, and plrnannt fo r tliem to take. Any itrug attiro haa thè genuine, prw scriptlonal prodnet. PHILLIPS i C- Milk , o f Magnesia — . g « — — E 3 Her Fiegere C r o m i I le (durllig lite «p a i) — Bui jo u prora- lieti to «b ey at thè aliar. 8he—O f couree. I illdtiT want to make a scene.— Boston TranecripL .v-iL closed vestibule, an open terrace am) a sunroom effect. These give the ex terior o f the home an appearance *f alxe much greater than Its dimensions and add to Its comfort and attractive ness. This bouse la designed fo r the farm fam ily or a fam ily living In town that requires two fairly large bedroom * It Is 24 fre t wide and 2d feet deep* exclusive o f the breakfast nook. The living room la 13 by IS feet. Tha dining room la connected with the living room by a double rased open ing which gives the tffect o f the two rooms being one s|>arious room. The dining room Is at the rear aud on thg corner which permits wIndues on two »Idea for light amt ventilation. Stairs to tho basement are under the stairs to the second floor and are reached through the kitchen. I'pstalrs there are tw o bedrooms and a bathroom and a large alcove* All o f th e »« room* open off a center hull. Each o f the bedroom» la a cor ner room and there are two good- aired closets. This Is a moat dealrnhle home build ing design aud beenuso o f Ita low coat will appeal to a great many prospec tive home builders wtio want a pretty house that contain* plenty o f room for tho fam ily and I* efficiently ar ranged so that the homemaker can take enre o f It with a minimum amount o f tabor. [evi’s The TW O HORSE Brand A new P air FREE if they Levi Strauss Overalls mm W — R*P An expert la a man who has a Ititi« ability and a lot o f self confidence. Ruaa Ball Blue, I w au t Insist, don't accept substitute*. Grocers te ll coast t « coaa t— Adv. Coquette* are like weather van- only flxed when they become rusty, back o f the chimney and cover It with sheet copper. This Is really a llttlo gable roof which throws the water to enrh side o f the chimney and prevents It from collecting. Porch Box Adds Touch of Charm to Home A window box or porch box can add great tienuty to the home. Tt la the color, design, the arrangement o f the choice plants, that makes the suc cess o f a flower box. There are cer- tain definite rules o f procedure that \ ^ 7 H E N damp day*, s u d d e n ahould be followed. ¥ ” changes in weather, or expo»* This applies not only to the plnnts ■r* to • draft makes joint* ache, to be used, but also to the aoll, fer there is always quick relief in tility, the drainage, and the kind o f Bayer Aspirin. It makes short work wood heat suited to mnke tha box. o f headaches or any little pain. Just More than this, the location o f the ^ a* effective in the more serious box, be It In the aun or In the sbnda* suffering from neuralgia, neuritix, will Influence the plants to be used. rheumatism or lumbago. N o ache Homes Indicate the People Living in Them People reflect their environm ent Those who live In shabby, down-at- the-heel* house« are likely to feel de pressed and discouraged. W e borrow much o f our confidences and spirit from our surroundings. I f they havo nothing to give— no hope or confi dence, no pride In home or Joy in liv ing— then they become a liability o f such proportions that only the moat Herculean strength ran resist thenk been made possible with ths use of thla material and tt la highly recom mended to all those who know o f ths Importance o f better plastering to use auch splendid mnterlal aa one that will give everlasting satisfaction. Pick Contractor With Caution, Is Warning W here a contractor accepts a Job o f house building nt n price that Is too low fo r him to make n profit on good work, the tendency la to cheapen or alight work In such a wny thnt no loss w ill he sustained. Thla Is par ticularly true where there are Inad equate plnns nnd specifications. Furthermore, there are In the ranks o f the contracting profession men who are unskilled, Just ns there nre In other professions. T lie lr rapacity to do high-grade work Is distinctly limited. 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