T H E T R IB U N E . T U R N E R . OREGON Sophie T ucker SÂMDI STOIC ABOUT THE COWS moo," Mill Mr». Cow, “the A » ! way some talk about u s !" "Moo, moo,” said M r» Brown-and- W hlte Cow, “what do you moan by th a tr “I was thinking," began M r» Cow. " I do hope It didn’t tire you," said M r» Brown-and-Whlte Cow. “No." said M r» Cow, “It didn’t tire me at all. I f It had tired me I would huve stopped thinking.” "Sensible," salu Mr» Brown-and- W hlte Cow. “But pray continue." "1 was thinking,” continued Mr» Cow, “of the time last spring when some children passed us one morning. “They were evidently having a hol­ iday, but they said : “ 'Ju st think. It Is only ten o’clock In the morning and those cows are ly- PROCLAIM SATIN FOR EVENINGi HATTED AND GLOVED IN WHITE O RE and mors ths g««m all of white aniln or of a »ubile off- white Hut U becoming the ackuowl edged "cim ale“ among evening modo» At the same time atyllste “any It" ao eloquently with aatlu, they add love­ liness to loveliness through “linea" and seductive tone aud (InL O n es particular type determines whether her choice shall he a aatlu In pure white or on« of the alluring off white tin t» chief among which la the fashionable egg shell shad» At any rate a satin lu either, If made up with M “But I thought to myself that they shouldn’t talk about us aud about our Inline*» “Maybe we are laay. But we give milk twice a day and we make them feel strong and «•ell so they cun en­ joy their parties and their birthdays and their gam e» "B esid e» If we had birthdays they wouldn’t be able to have so many pres­ ents or such a tine cake, as some of the family money would have to be used tor our birthday cake» “What If every cow had a birthday cake with candles! What an absurd thing that would b a “And Just suppose we all sat around and wished each other a moo-moo hap­ py birthday. "W hat good would we do If we tried Popular Sophie Abusa, known to to do chores? fame aa Sophie Tucfcar. thg daughter “Suppose I should run up the street of RuMian-Jawlah Immigrant» waa and do a? errand In place of Lillian born In Boston. In hw early daya when she wanted to play, would It be Sophie waa a mald-of-all-work She o f any use? ran away to New York to get Into “Not a bit of I t I f I hurried up th e atrical» and aha finally landed the street people would start after In vaudeville. Her next Important me. movement waa to get Into Zlegfeld’e "And If 1 did get as far as the fo llle» and later returned to vaude­ store and then get Inside they wouldn’t ville, b«it waa Induced to enter the wait on me or know what I « anted. “m ovie»” her first picture being “So why shouldn't we sit still when “ Honky Tonk," In which aha Is star­ we can't be of any use doing the ring. things others can do? O “We can't study for examinations ns we don’t go to school, and If we did go to school the teacher would have a dreadful time. “I looked In the schoolhouse window oooooo down the road once and I knew I could By LEONARD A. BARRETT never sit In one of those silly tittle desk» “I couldn’t pot up one leg (I haven't A LESSON FROM BIRDS any arm s) and s a y : “ 'Please, teacher, I know the answer L ife Is Imp-'«slide without struggle. to th at question P Everything worth having c o s t s “So I sit here as do all of ns and 'something. Defin­ we rest and we eat and we give peo­ ite and impelling ple mlik. motives drive us “W e do our work well. to performing not “B ut when we're not working or only heroic deeds when we haven’t anything to do we but to the endur­ don’t pretend to be busy when we ing and mastering know we're n o t!" o f the strain and "F in e sentim ent»” said M r» Brown- monotony of dally and-W hlte Cow. toll. When we “W ell," said M r» Cow, “when spring make diligent e f­ Is here again next year, people will fo rt to discover see us lying doum In the morning and what this motive will probably say how laxy we are. Is we find that it “B ut let It not upset us." Is nothing l e s s “Oh, no, moo. moo," said the other than what nenry cow » “we won't let It upset u » " Drummond called “We will continue to do our own the greutest thing cow way," said M r» Cow. In the world—love. “Our own cow «-ay," repeated M r» L. A Barrett. Love of country Brown-and-Whlte Cow. creates the p atrio t Love o f fine a rt» "O ur own cow way," said the other the artist, musician, pointer, sculptor. cow» The highest form o f love Is paternal, (Copr right.) the love which a parent possesses for a child, which Is frequently called mother’s love. I’aternal love Is ex­ pressed In many ways— i>erhnpe the moet enduring and wonderful Is sac­ rifice. Fo r love of country a man will offer bis life as a sacrifice upon the field of battle. F o r love of ideals By H. 1 R V 1 N Ç K ! N Q which dominate his life, the student will endure the most severe hardship» Enthusiasm, that very essential ele­ TRANSFORMATION OF ment to all su cces» Is the result of PLANTS one’s love for his particular task. The love, however, which maintains the “T ” H A T plants are able to transform home, and provides and protects lit­ themselves not only Into other spe­ tle children. Is most real and wonder­ cies but Into forms of animal life Is ful. and Is the moet stabilizing factor firmly believed by many persons In in the development of our modern this country and Canada—people, too, civilization. who In their communities are esteemed Expressions of sacrifice are not con for their good, hard, everyday, com­ fined wholly to human being» We mon sense. find It expressed In almost every form Ches» or cheat. Is quite commonly’ of life. One o f the most Interesting regarded as wheat which has under­ demonstrations of this elem ent of vi­ carious sacrifice Is found in the cus­ gone a transform ation. “W heat turns toms of bird» An Illustration of this Into cheat," the farm ers say, and not Is the male cardinal who will sit, with very long ago some agricultural papers gravely discussed the matter. Now, eye alert, upon the green grass near the nest In order not to drive enemies chess, or cheat. Is the Bromus Secall- away, but to attract to himself and nus and wheat Is Tritlcum Saatlvum, away from the nest any enemies wbo and such they remain however much may have designs npon bis offspring. they may deteriorate or however much He thus voluntarily transfers to him they may be Improved. A superstition found In some sec­ ■elf the danger which might possibly tions Is that mosquitoes are the prod­ come to his mate and baby cardinal» ucts of young alder bud» M r» B er­ Another bird will mimic a “bird with a broken wing" In order to attract the gen mentions “an intelligent lady" attention o f the c a t which may have who told ber o f “a certain marsh designs apon the n e s t This prin­ p lan t which from being a plant In the ciple of voluntary self sacrifice Is die early part of Its existence changed covered In life’s most minute begin Into a snake." Various superstitions nlngs up at last to man. Thus the o f the sort are scattered about the birds teach us the lesson that volun­ country. tary self sacrifice Is one of the most The Idea of the transformation of potent factors and Impelling Impulse! plants Is not Dew; It Is as old as the In life. When expressed In human Ilf# hills—almost literally so. Theopras- It Is the chief source of all content­ tus, the learned Greek, writing In the ment and satisfaction. The exper­ dawn o f the Christian era. says that ience which will bring to you the wheat turns Into darnel and gives a greatest happiness Is your act of vol­ long list of plants which. If they are untary self sacrifice, through which not watched, will change Into entirely some one you love very dearly Is mad« different specie» And primitive man more happy or has at last realized accepted as a fact beyond dispute that his Ideal. planta and trees could change Into (S, H it. Waster« N«wa[*p«r Union.) -------------O------------- forms of animal life, even human be­ ings— as Is testified to by many an ancient myth. Trees and plants had life ; to the primitive man they were also the abode of souls or spirits. From them why should not human be­ ings be born? It Is stated by some learned men that the Norse folk believed all the human race to be derived from the sacred ash. Juvenaile speaks of the “new race,” which “sprung from the oak,” and Homer alludes to the same origin for mankind. The Idea of the transform ation o f vegetables can be traced far back and appears to have been once universal. Luther Burbank had Dothlng on primitive man. (£) by McClure Newspaper 8ynpOO<>CKX>0<>0<><><>0 H ow It Started By J ea n N e w t o n THE “MACKINTOSH” H E mackintosh has become so fa ­ miliar an object In the household that we do not stop to think o f Its origin or how It came by Its nam e The word designates not only a wa­ terproof coat but the m aterial of which It Is m ade The mackintosh Is a Uttle over a hundred years old, the first one having been produced In 1823. It derives Its name from the Inventor, Charles Mackintosh of Manchester, and had Its origin In his experiments with In ­ dia rubber and doth. Mackintosh material was produced by applying to cloth a solution o f India rubber in coal-tar naphtha which resulted In ab solutely waterproofing the material. Charles Mackintosh lived from 1786 to 1843, long enough to see his In­ vention put to practical purposes and to reap the rewards thereof. Ols name comes down to posterity with the bequest be left to modern Indus­ try. «Copyright.) -------------O-------------f T “Ths ight-heated girl seldom has heavy heart— If any." D o ctorin g D octors When a doctor Is III and another doctor doctors him, does the doctor's doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor wants to be doctored, or does the doctor's doctor doctor the doctor the way he nants to doctor the doc tor? N othing to Live fo r Now Now that we have a golfometer which records strokes honestly some one ought to Invent a liarproof device for measuring fish. b y U . 8. P * v « <*f A*rtt u ltu rs , un i#* C o a s t a ls p i c o * wKl h In* u t m a iim u ts It r r n it h . T w o ran* kill* 1 171 rots at Arkanao* fit at • F a rm . H u n t r a U o f otHar l o i i m m d i . T h e A m e r ic a n O b e li s k IIOU1 fort) years ago the then khcdlve of Egypt, Ismail I'asba B eta mm a M s a i y - l s s k Oxsarxatee. presented one nf the forty-two known Inal at Uf»*o K K O , th# M i| in a l fi*|ukll • •<•*- oitnat.n A ll tlfu«g:*ta. 7Jv Latgasisa if ur (tm st and an absence of sleeves which obelisks In the world to the elty d aa m u ch ) 9 ] 00. I* »* « t If d ra W f co uiw t achieves a touch of cldc such na New York. The clly of New York re de chine with an object of marked curiosity to the mil B o m o a i A cquaintances attractive design In while on the wide lions of Americans who have secu IL b e lt Tills dress Is bnckles» “Do you know any really Interest­ Thla la the only Egyptian oknttth Emphasis Is e»|>eclnlly placed upon In America. Only five of the other ing people?*’ the Importance of gloves aa a smart forty-one art- larger. It Is composed “N o; they're Just like you. moet at neevesory to the fall cost uni» Tbe of syenite—a stone which greatly re them." longer glove la “coming In*— moat semblve granite, til) feet high. 7 often pull-on tyj>e» cither with or feet it inches sqnnre nt the hnee. without a one-button fustentng at the tapering to fi feet S inches nt the top. underwrisL Is niount«>d on a 2-foot hnse and Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh In the shorter glovee much attention weighs 214 ton» tk for Aral bettla d aal a la given to novelty for the flaring cuff. Its surface ta covered with Ms Both kid and fabric types will tortc Inscription» cut In Egyptian H ow D oe« H a K n o w ? atxiund. In fact a wo man mny be aa hieroglyphics, which are somewhat “A wife makes a man forget a economical or as extravngnnt as her obliterated on one side, due lls said, lot of troubles—" pocketbook wnrrants In the matter of to eximeure to tbe sand storms of the “T h at a bachelor never b n »“ glove» for the program na outlined desert. Ex|>erts tleclnr» that It has for the coming months runs the gnuiut aged and been Injured more since It f a e Ilusa Hall Blue In your laundry. from the thoroughly practical Inex­ bus been In America .ban In all the Tiny rust apota mny come from lnfiw pensive utility glove to magnificent centuries of Its previous existence, rlor Bluing. Ask Orocera.—Adv. specimens elaborated with embrold owing to the changiwhlenewi of our ery, linndpnlntlng on the cuffs, and clim ate compared to that of Egypt Colors all aorta of unique embellishment. Accordingly, II has been coated with “This film will be photographed la Quite an exclusive novelty and of e preservative material to stop fur natural colora?" course avallubla only to the fortunate ther damage by the went her “All except the chorus g irl» " History records that this ohellsk was originally erected at Heliopolis, but wns moved to Alexandria about Isa « 1 the Tw elfth century by Augustus you s m J C aesar— presumnhly as n «poll of war. fo r « M p you« o w y l a i k . / (»•« o f l-Umtah«,. , u , and date# back fifteen centuries tmfore •kin cU*f, k'li. Mitx'ih / Tolle Toilet the coming of Christ or to the reign • ru t w h i le . y o u t h a l f atik y a m i al latent ng, you« of Ttiotmes 111. Bath MB MMF * * * Shampoo A classic simplicity, will transcend even the moat gorgeous and elaborate gown. In the m atter of effectiveuesa That much overworked term “classic sim plicity," In the final an­ alysis of dressmaker art. relutes In reality to styling of utmost sophisti­ cation. Only a professional of high degree attainment could fushlon the ciusatcally simple egg-shell-tint satin gown in the picture. Note bow expertly the fltted-ln girdle and hip line drape are cut In one continuous piece. A marvel o f fabric manipula­ tion ! The entire movement In this side draped skirt and simple corsage bespeuka the highest In couturlere ac­ complishment. Since satin adapts Itself so success­ fully to the now-ao-wldely acclulihcd princess lines It follows that the com­ ing style prospectus will without doubt place special emphasis on gowns of this type, such aa In truth make ev­ er) woman In society look a “princess" In ber own rig h t One cannot pass npon the beauty ot evening gowns “aa la" without an Im­ pulse to comment upon the clever matching wraps which are expected to accompany them. The newest note P R O C T O R S q u i t e approve th« quick comfort o f Ilaycr Aspi­ rin. These perfectly harmless tale- lets ease an aching head without penalty. Their increasing uae year after year ia proof that they do help and can’t harm. Take them for any ■che; to avoid the pain peculiar to women; many have found them marvelous at tuch tiiuea. The proven directions with every pack­ age of Bayer Aspirin tell how to treat cold» tore throat, neuralgia, neuritis, etc. All druggist» For Galled Horses O ne S o a p The Hall of Fame Use IIE Hall of Fnme wns founded b) a gift of WfiO.lKK) by Mrs F J Shepard (tha former Miss Helen Gould) and the acre|>tiince thereof hy ■ in e . Nr. uww « i the New York university, foi ■ tmlld 1 tng on Washington Heights In New Bohlsag's Myrtle Cotisa, t 1 York city to tie called "The Hull of Fam e for Great Americana" In fo rm atio n A stm eture In Ihe nliupe ot a ter A young su bed itor on a Imay mag­ r*. * with a collonud« effect wua built | atine wtalied to lie tranaferred to tha —«lie first floor to house a museum advertising departm ent tbe 08»Toot long rolonnud* above eon “All right,” antd the Mg tins» “but talcing IN) panel» each of which Is to j you have to hunt for advertisem ent» bold a tablet carrying the nutiie of a « ~ ~ >- ">• « • « * a bunt on a pedestal. ' *'0* tr^' Fifty nnmea vere to be clnmen In 1000 and additional nunies added at Intervals until the year 2.01x1, when the full quoin shall have been chosen A college of electors, consisting of approximately UN) distinguished men and women of America, wua set up to determine who were the IN) greatest American» Noinlnntlons by the public were Invited—only thnee great Atnerl cans wbo had been dead 2.‘> or more years being eligible. A two-thirds vote waa necessary for n name to gain ad mission to the hnll. Twenty-nine names received the re qulred vote In UK*), nnd n number P R E S E N T WHIM O F TH E M ODE ! have been added nt each five-year la for the wrap to b« made of the very rich Is the mosquetnlre glove of ex period alm-e that time—a total of flr. selfsame material na the dren» Mod­ qnlalte gold leather. j to date, fib of men and 7 of women, ern satins being so exquisitely supple Like everything else In fushlon'i and 87 busts have been placed In po­ and so agreeably luater-lack, yield ad realm gloves have yielded to tii« en­ ll lion. mlrably to being fashioned Into g race (O . I M S W m U r n N«w«p«p«r Unio n.) semble vogue In that glove and purse fully draped cape-llke wrap» or handbag sets are the newest thing. Therefore, If a frock be ot eggshell Envelop« types o f purses are In the la ts r n a tle n a l Sch o larsh ip s satin Its style prestige Is added unto, majority with the glove ornamentation T lie Davison acbolurshlp*. which on- •‘Lydia Ei Pinkham’a Vego- if It be topped with a wrap of like repeated on the flap of the bag. That able three undergraduate» from Oxford table Compound la a wonder­ antln, the same distinguished with a In. If the ruff la atltcbed, braided or and three from Cambridge university ful medicine at the Change of superb fur collar, or an elaborated embroidered, then the purse, which la (England) to attend the universities Life. I would get blue spells and neckline achieved with elaborate shir- made o f the same kid as the glove of Harvard. Yale nnd Prlm-eton In the rings and puffing* and such. By the just walk the floor. I was nerv­ repeats the motif. United Hinte* were founded In 11)23 way, there's a tendency to use dark ous. could not sleep at night, JU LIA BOTTOM! E Ï by Mra. Henry I*. Davison ol New fur collar rather Uinn light, which. and was not able to do my (IS. ISIS. Westers N«w«poi>*r Unto») York. G len n 's Sulphur S o ap . T Helped at Change of life Silh o n o tto a V a ry Silhouette* observed at the royal Ascot race* varied from short skirt* to long fluttering gown*. The cream of young English *oclety ha* come to replace professional mannequins, they are so fashionably dresac*L S q u s sa in g S ilk s 8l'k waists, frock* and lingerie should never he rubbed on a board or even rubbed In Ihe hand*. I’ut In­ to tepid water and squeeze and squeeze until they are clean. C o lo rs f o r F a ll E a rly M ention o f P o ta to Bright colors nre being featured for fall, a rather delicate shade of almond green and more vivid shades o f the same color being prominent. An In­ dian red la given considerable atten ­ tion, nnd blue Is being shown In rather brilliant shnde» Potatoes were first seen by Euro, penn* In Peru about 1081. Early Spanish w riter» who were with the conquerors, reported that the native* cilltlvnted several varieties of pot* toea. B oet S u g a r I n d u s t r y -, . **"* i ' T i* « There are 102 beet augur factories, Earl Carroll attain* dazzling effect* located In 17 aiate*, some of them the with color* In the "Sketch Book," Ids ; largest and finest In the world Farm ne •w musical revue, using yellow, g re c» ers nre pnld finm |40.iXXl.ixKI to got) and 1,1 , ,," " clne 8lia(J^ I 000,(MX) yearly for the heel crop. work. I know If It had not been for your medicine I would have been In bed most of this time and had a big doctor’* bill. If women would only take your medicine they would be bet­ ter."— M n . Anna Weaver, R. F. D. No. 2, Rose Hill, louia. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound ’ l-V iit* K .P in k h ftrñ M rtj Coi., l.v rv* . M aty