THE TRIBUNE. TURNER. OREGON England’s Great Aerial Progress Exhibition II SUB J e ‘ * * jI rosa ! « A By m im i t w a t e r Secretary Stimson Buys a Beautiful Estate A fter 420 Hours in the Air Is There a Chance? Dale Jackaon (le ft) and Forest O'Brlne Immediately after they landed from their Curtlaa Robertson monoplane, St. I.oula Robin, In which they established a record of 4JU hours 21 minutes for endurance (light. The plane refueled 47 times. , Secretary of the Interior Wilbur la- sued the flrst citation for bravery to come from the Interior department to Charles B. Browne, a park ranger In the Mount Itanler national park, for hla valiant and fearless efforts In the rescue and recovery o f bodies o f a party of climbers who fell Into a crevasse. Injuring four and killing two of them. ERNEST L. JAHNCKE Cornstalk Can Now Be Harvested A new and unpublished portrait ot Ernest L. Jnhncke, o f New Orleans^ assistant secretary of the navy. Mechanical engineers of Iowa Stale Agricultural college have perfected a machine which la expected to revolutionise the harvesting of cornntalks for milking paper. Hauled hy a tractor, the machine cuta the stalks and carries them hy a conveyor to a receptacle at the rear where they are baled ready to haul to the factory. ALL AROUND THE WORLD Goldfish sometimes live to be thirty years old. Boys were uaed as the flrst tele phone operators. A new process of tinting talking films In any one of fifteen colors has been devised. Two hundred bird specimens from Kin in, many of them rare, have been received by the United States Na tonal museum. A butterfly's wings are covered with senlee. Petroleum products are put to more than 400 different uses. Night air mall service between Louisville and Cleveland Is paying lie own way, a financial report shows. Many titled Englishwomen have "gone Into trade.” One o f them Js a barber, although she styles herself "col IT e use." Moon Myths The Dakota Indians think that the moon at Its waning Is enten hy mice. The Polynesians believe It Is devoured hy the spirits o f the dead. The Kafltrs say that It wanes when, suffering from a headache. It puts Its hand to Its fore tired and hides the latter from our view. The Eskimos Imagine that the moon, harassed by fatigue, retires for a moment to take rest and food. I.L J A V E I got a chance of happl i* ness with NatT" asks Isabel pathetically. "H e wants me to marry him and It seems to me I love him but there ere so many drawbacks He Is much older than 1 am. and I'm sure that he won't want to dance or go oui st all In a few years' time and I'm ton young to give op parties. Also Isu't really Interested In the things which Interest mo. And he's nearing middle age and he Isn't a real success In life. Am I taking too big a chance mnrrylng a man who has no really brilliant future and who may be old before Fm thirty? I would love to marry him If only I could set my fears at rest" Well, dearie, your fears are doomed to remain wandering restless spirits If yoo want them lolled by me. You haven't the slightest chance of success In marriage with anybody If yoo go iDto the proposition In tbe frame of mind Indicated by your que* tlon. Success In marriage as you may have heard some four hundred thou saud times before this—means com promise. And do I hear a word shoot compromise from your ruby-red lips? I do not. The only thing makes Itself dear to me Is this: That Isabel want* to have a good time even efter a few years o f settling down—that she re scuts Nat's not being Interested In her hobbles—that she wants to have enough money to live comfortably and Nat ought to supply the Internal rev enue. That’s all she wants Not a word about whether you're willing to do your part, child. Not a word about wanting to help Nat to make the success which haa eluded him through a rather dismal business career. Just the plain statement that you wnnt cash and a successful husband— and will Nat dot No, he certainly won't do for you. nor will any other poor mortal maD who needs a wife's comfort and sym pntliy and understanding nnd com panionship—not her Imperious de mands for mentnl nnd financial satis faction. You’ve got the best chance In the world of being happy with a man If you're willing to take the had breaks with the good. With that spirit In your heart you could stumble Into any one of half a dozen marriages and make a success of things: But If you're the wide-awake young self-sntlsfler, eager hands outstretched to take everything, eager lips forming the Immortal word “ Gimme,” you’re hound to bump Into a few snnga even though you marry the most perfect specimen In the world. Learn to think about what YOU can do to make your m arr'ige a success. (© br th* Bell Syndicate, too.) Ignorance Is Bliet Autos la tlra Dosort Probably the most trusting nnture The automobile haa even fonnd a place among the camels of the sheiks Is that of the person who goes from of the desert. Rome o f the tribal house to house with a sample cuse. chief* Journey from place to place hy trying to get orders for something, automobile, leaving their caparisoned and thinks no one Is at home bees use camels to lend the ceremonious Jour the bell Isn’t answered.—Ohio Suite Journal. neys of the tribes Wsak Illumination Suffise, la Russia Before the coming of llie oil lamp The terminations "off" and "eff" In lighthouses were lit hy cnndlcs ot coal Russian tînmes signify s grandson or fires. The lusl of the Intter was the descendant. The "Itch" or “ vlteh" i lighthouse al St Rees, where a coal means a son. “ Ski” Is of local orlgta i light hurued until 1822. and refers lo the city. e n t RADIO Two Friend* C 'TH K I.'B two friends, Caroline and , June cause her a lot of perplexity. Hhe's known there both for years and In her heart of hearts. June stands flrst with her. Tet other people criti cize June constantly, while they unit* In loving admiration to tbe fair Caro line. "Why on earth do yon run around with June ao much?" demands Nancy “ Mhe's the most untrustworthy, de ceitful creature I ever knew, tier whim* and her moods gel on my nerves. Hhe's (be most unpopular kid In school and yet you stick to her Ilka grlra death.” Ethel sighs 8ha doesn't know her self why she sticks to Juris. Certain ly that young lady Is dllflcult enough— a creature of eternal changing moods and Ideas— ■ maiden of violent likes General view of (lie groat exhibition of aortal progress at lleudon, Kiiglond, In which all types of plane* and dislikes from tha 40 pnasfhger express to tha single aoutur worn shown. And why does she seek June's so ciety In preference to Caroline’s Caroline, sunny-haired, unimaginative, quiet, precise, «lands for quiet security She baa no moods Mhe Is always tbe asms Her a la a quiet self-satlsfled calm which brings peace to tbe Uve* of her more turbulent friends Vet Ethel's natural shrinking from her Is s perfect case of Intuition with out reason. For of her two friends. June Is the one to be counted on tbe final analysis—and Caroline the one U> be avoided It Is so very often the case that the girl characterized ss moody, Irritable and flighty has the true stuff In her— while Wie calm phlegmatic bundle of eelf-satisfaction who wins praise and admiration—la nol to be counted on In an emergency. June you see Is passing through a dllflcult phase. Her opinions are of no value, bat her friendship Is Her very attitude shows that she is not seeking popu tsrlty—tlisl tier Idee of e (ierfecl e i Istence doe* not oecessllnte her be Ing the center of an admiring group of friends Now she makes enemies oftener than friends Vet the friends she makes should trust her. for she la to he depended on. While Carol Ins calm, competent View of Woodley, the tina old potato In Washington recently purchaaed by Secretary of Stata Stimami. Tha tunullj smiling ts on the way to make houaa la an excellant example of Southern Colonial architecture and waa built In 17l|3 by Philip Barton Key. uncle every moment—striving to attract new o f tha author of **The Star Spangled Banner." It haa been the au miner home of I ’realdenla Van Buren, Tyler, friends—doing her beat always to b« Burlinomi and Cleveland. tl>e oue girl everybody loves Now you know, no girl In the world cso achieve that. Mhe must either take HEROIC PARK RANGER s stand on one side or the other. K Operated by B A T T E R I E S ! Screen-Grid Electro-Dynamic New improvements heretofore only in house-current sets NEWI-HEAR IT-TODAY Future o f Lighthouse A further demonstration of the util ity of wireless Is to he found In tbe wireless direction finder with which many large vessels are beiDg fitted. By means of this a vessel is able to dlacover position and direction wlth- ont the old o f the lighthouse or light ship. and Irrespective of the state of the weather. Mo general is the use of this appliance becoming that the future olllity of tbe lighthouse Is be ing questioned. Tbe shipowners antici pate It moy lead io a diminution In the number of lighthouses and ships, for the upkeep of which they puy many thousands of dollars every year In "light dues." POISON IVY H anford’ s Balsam o f Myrrh Such Ignorance I “ Nurse, there Is a little hoy at our School who has never seen a horse," "How strangel” “ No, he hasn't, because t drew One today and showed It to him, aud he said: ‘Whatever animal is that?’ ” — Stray Stories. Future Homes May Be Nothing but Troubla Built of Paper Briclc* for Trader* in Mules Already we have paper fire backets and paper car wheela, and now It ap pears that we may yet live In paper houses. A Serbian sculptor, Yovan Peshltcb, has Invented an economical building brick made o f paper and seven other Ingredients, kept secret by tbe dis coverer. Fire and water-proof, the material Is said to be undamaged by nailing and to be suitable for use In one-story and two-story buildings. In Its astonishing use for fire buck ets, paper ts rolled Into rope and pressed into shape. A coating of bright-red paint completes the bucket. Car wheels are pressed from a kind of paper known as calendered rye- straw board under a terrific force of 500 tons. Circular sheets are made Into wheels by being smeared with flour paste and pressed together Into solid blocks. Steel tires and Iron hubs are added, and tbe finished wheel shows a rig idity more than sufficient for heavy railroad service.—Thrift Magazine. Can't Talk With Mars Radio communication with Mars Is considered unlikely. In the opinion of E. O. Hurlburt of naval research lab oratory, because of atmospheric condi tions on the planet and because of certain limitations there, says Popular Christendom's Champions S t George of England. St. Denis of Mechanics Magazine.. The gist of the France, St. James o f Spain, SL An- situation, as he sees It, la that the thony of Italy, St. Andrew of Scot short waves which we might transmit land, St. Patrick o f Ireland and St. to penetrate our atmosphere. If they David o f Wales were given the title did reach Mara, would probably find no receiver for them, since the Mar “Champions of Christendom." tians. if they bave radio sets, very likely have gone In for those using Real L ife Romance The Squire— I want you for my long waves. wife. Longest Truu Bridge Village Malden—Oh, sir! With the completion of a huge The Squire— She needs a new par structure across tbe mouth of the lor-maid. Waal river, the Netherlands claims to have the longest truss bridge In the No Reading Matter world. It is two miles long, and con " I went out with a professional nects the cities of Dordecht and Moer- mind reader last night.” dijk. Tbe bridge ts made up o f a “ How did she enjoy her holiday?” series of spans of rigid steel frame work, supported by massive piers ris Enough Said ing from the river, which Is very wide “ What kind of a wife has he?” “ Well, all I got to say is I pity him and shallow at that point. George N. Peek, head of the western farm leaders. In an interview during hla recent visit to New York warded off a difficult question by means o l an anecdote. “ I suppose that horse dealing Is tho most difficult and complicated profes sion on earth,” he said. “ H I tell you a story. “ ■What’s all that there rumpfts go- In’ on outside?’ asked the proprietor o f the Croydon Four Corner* general store. " T w o hesa dealers from Gumpb,' said the town crier, ‘have Just traded mules, and now each denier accuses tbe t'other one of havin' cheated him.’ “ That bein' the case,’ said tbe store keeper, ‘why don’t they trade back?* “ ‘I guess,’ said the crier. They’« » both afraid of gettin' cheated again.' * Need for Many Chemists American Industry today Is sorely handicapped by the lack of chemically; trained men to fill executive positions In fields where chemical materials and chemical processes daily become mom Important, but the training given young chemists In our universities does not fit them for this work. Ther« Is accordingly a surplus o f roitln « analysts and research workers, ac cord ing to William Haynes, well-known chemical economist, while tfccri <s a shortage of 25,000 chemists equipped to manage plants or branch offices, and to fill financial executive posi tions. A Sour If he ever forgets he Is married.” Defining Engineering The following definition of “ en A monument commemorating the birthplace o f Scandinavian Lut hero gineering." designed to be general to Include the various ism 1 l the Northwest has been dedi enough branches, has been proposed by Col. cated at Center City, Minn. P. E. 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