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Secretary Stimson Buys a Beautiful Estate
A fter 420 Hours in the Air
Is There a Chance?
Dale Jackaon (le ft) and Forest O'Brlne Immediately after they landed
from their Curtlaa Robertson monoplane, St. I.oula Robin, In which they
established a record of 4JU hours 21 minutes for endurance (light. The plane
refueled 47 times.
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Secretary of the Interior Wilbur la-
sued the flrst citation for bravery to
come from the Interior department
to Charles B. Browne, a park ranger
In the Mount Itanler national park,
for hla valiant and fearless efforts In
the rescue and recovery o f bodies o f
a party of climbers who fell Into a
crevasse. Injuring four and killing
two of them.
ERNEST L. JAHNCKE
Cornstalk Can Now Be Harvested
A new and unpublished portrait ot
Ernest L. Jnhncke, o f New Orleans^
assistant secretary of the navy.
Mechanical engineers of Iowa Stale Agricultural college have perfected a
machine which la expected to revolutionise the harvesting of cornntalks for
milking paper. Hauled hy a tractor, the machine cuta the stalks and carries
them hy a conveyor to a receptacle at the rear where they are baled ready
to haul to the factory.
ALL AROUND THE WORLD
Goldfish sometimes live to be thirty
years old.
Boys were uaed as the flrst tele
phone operators.
A new process of tinting talking
films In any one of fifteen colors has
been devised.
Two hundred bird specimens from
Kin in, many of them rare, have been
received by the United States Na
tonal museum.
A butterfly's wings are covered with
senlee.
Petroleum products are put to more
than 400 different uses.
Night air mall service between
Louisville and Cleveland Is paying lie
own way, a financial report shows.
Many titled Englishwomen have
"gone Into trade.”
One o f them Js
a barber, although she styles herself
"col IT e use."
Moon Myths
The Dakota Indians think that the
moon at Its waning Is enten hy mice.
The Polynesians believe It Is devoured
hy the spirits o f the dead. The Kafltrs
say that It wanes when, suffering from
a headache. It puts Its hand to Its fore
tired and hides the latter from our
view. The Eskimos Imagine that the
moon, harassed by fatigue, retires for
a moment to take rest and food.
I.L J A V E I got a chance of happl
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ness with NatT" asks Isabel
pathetically. "H e wants me to marry
him and It seems to me I love him
but there ere so many drawbacks He
Is much older than 1 am. and I'm sure
that he won't want to dance or go oui
st all In a few years' time and I'm
ton young to give op parties. Also
Isu't really Interested In the things
which Interest mo. And he's nearing
middle age and he Isn't a real success
In life. Am I taking too big a chance
mnrrylng a man who has no really
brilliant future and who may be old
before Fm thirty? I would love to
marry him If only I could set my fears
at rest"
Well, dearie, your fears are doomed
to remain wandering restless spirits
If yoo want them lolled by me.
You haven't the slightest chance of
success In marriage with anybody If
yoo go iDto the proposition In tbe
frame of mind Indicated by your que*
tlon.
Success In marriage as you may
have heard some four hundred thou
saud times before this—means com
promise. And do I hear a word shoot
compromise from your ruby-red lips?
I do not.
The only thing makes Itself dear to
me Is this: That Isabel want* to
have a good time even efter a few
years o f settling down—that she re
scuts Nat's not being Interested In
her hobbles—that she wants to have
enough money to live comfortably and
Nat ought to supply the Internal rev
enue. That’s all she wants
Not a word about whether you're
willing to do your part, child. Not a
word about wanting to help Nat to
make the success which haa eluded
him through a rather dismal business
career.
Just the plain statement that you
wnnt cash and a successful husband—
and will Nat dot
No, he certainly won't do for you.
nor will any other poor mortal maD
who needs a wife's comfort and sym
pntliy and understanding nnd com
panionship—not her Imperious de
mands for mentnl nnd financial satis
faction.
You’ve got the best chance In the
world of being happy with a man If
you're willing to take the had breaks
with the good. With that spirit In
your heart you could stumble Into any
one of half a dozen marriages and
make a success of things:
But If you're the wide-awake young
self-sntlsfler, eager hands outstretched
to take everything, eager lips forming
the Immortal word “ Gimme,” you’re
hound to bump Into a few snnga even
though you marry the most perfect
specimen In the world.
Learn to think about what YOU can
do to make your m arr'ige a success.
(© br th* Bell Syndicate, too.)
Ignorance Is Bliet
Autos la tlra Dosort
Probably the most trusting nnture
The automobile haa even fonnd a
place among the camels of the sheiks Is that of the person who goes from
of the desert. Rome o f the tribal house to house with a sample cuse.
chief* Journey from place to place hy trying to get orders for something,
automobile, leaving their caparisoned and thinks no one Is at home bees use
camels to lend the ceremonious Jour the bell Isn’t answered.—Ohio Suite
Journal.
neys of the tribes
Wsak Illumination
Suffise, la Russia
Before the coming of llie oil lamp
The terminations "off" and "eff" In
lighthouses were lit hy cnndlcs ot coal
Russian tînmes signify s grandson or
fires. The lusl of the Intter was the
descendant. The "Itch" or “ vlteh"
i lighthouse al St Rees, where a coal
means a son. “ Ski” Is of local orlgta
i light hurued until 1822.
and refers lo the city.
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RADIO
Two Friend*
C 'TH K I.'B two friends, Caroline and
,
June cause her a lot of perplexity.
Hhe's known there both for years and
In her heart of hearts. June stands
flrst with her. Tet other people criti
cize June constantly, while they unit*
In loving admiration to tbe fair Caro
line.
"Why on earth do yon run around
with June ao much?" demands Nancy
“ Mhe's the most untrustworthy, de
ceitful creature I ever knew, tier
whim* and her moods gel on my
nerves. Hhe's (be most unpopular kid
In school and yet you stick to her Ilka
grlra death.”
Ethel sighs 8ha doesn't know her
self why she sticks to Juris. Certain
ly that young lady Is dllflcult enough—
a creature of eternal changing moods
and Ideas— ■ maiden of violent likes
General view of (lie groat exhibition of aortal progress at lleudon, Kiiglond, In which all types of plane*
and dislikes
from tha 40 pnasfhger express to tha single aoutur worn shown.
And why does she seek June's so
ciety In preference to Caroline’s
Caroline, sunny-haired, unimaginative,
quiet, precise, «lands for quiet security
She baa no moods Mhe Is always tbe
asms Her a la a quiet self-satlsfled
calm which brings peace to tbe Uve*
of her more turbulent friends
Vet Ethel's natural shrinking from
her Is s perfect case of Intuition with
out reason. For of her two friends.
June Is the one to be counted on tbe
final analysis—and Caroline the one U>
be avoided
It Is so very often the case that the
girl characterized ss moody, Irritable
and flighty has the true stuff In her—
while Wie calm phlegmatic bundle of
eelf-satisfaction who wins praise and
admiration—la nol to be counted on In
an emergency.
June you see Is passing through a
dllflcult phase.
Her opinions are of no value, bat
her friendship Is Her very attitude
shows that she is not seeking popu
tsrlty—tlisl tier Idee of e (ierfecl e i
Istence doe* not oecessllnte her be
Ing the center of an admiring group
of friends
Now she makes enemies oftener
than friends Vet the friends she
makes should trust her. for she la to
he depended on.
While Carol Ins calm, competent
View of Woodley, the tina old potato In Washington recently purchaaed by Secretary of Stata Stimami. Tha
tunullj smiling ts on the way to make
houaa la an excellant example of Southern Colonial architecture and waa built In 17l|3 by Philip Barton Key. uncle
every moment—striving to attract new
o f tha author of **The Star Spangled Banner." It haa been the au miner home of I ’realdenla Van Buren, Tyler,
friends—doing her beat always to b«
Burlinomi and Cleveland.
tl>e oue girl everybody loves Now
you know, no girl In the world cso
achieve that. Mhe must either take
HEROIC PARK RANGER
s stand on one side or the other.
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Operated by B A T T E R I E S !
Screen-Grid
Electro-Dynamic
New improvements heretofore only in
house-current sets
NEWI-HEAR IT-TODAY
Future o f Lighthouse
A further demonstration of the util
ity of wireless Is to he found In tbe
wireless direction finder with which
many large vessels are beiDg fitted.
By means of this a vessel is able to
dlacover position and direction wlth-
ont the old o f the lighthouse or light
ship. and Irrespective of the state of
the weather. Mo general is the use
of this appliance becoming that the
future olllity of tbe lighthouse Is be
ing questioned. Tbe shipowners antici
pate It moy lead io a diminution In
the number of lighthouses and ships,
for the upkeep of which they puy many
thousands of dollars every year In
"light dues."
POISON IVY
H anford’ s Balsam o f Myrrh
Such Ignorance I
“ Nurse, there Is a little hoy at our
School who has never seen a horse,"
"How strangel”
“ No, he hasn't, because t drew One
today and showed It to him, aud he
said: ‘Whatever animal is that?’ ” —
Stray Stories.
Future Homes May Be
Nothing but Troubla
Built of Paper Briclc*
for Trader* in Mules
Already we have paper fire backets
and paper car wheela, and now It ap
pears that we may yet live In paper
houses.
A Serbian sculptor, Yovan Peshltcb,
has Invented an economical building
brick made o f paper and seven other
Ingredients, kept secret by tbe dis
coverer. Fire and water-proof, the
material Is said to be undamaged by
nailing and to be suitable for use In
one-story and two-story buildings.
In Its astonishing use for fire buck
ets, paper ts rolled Into rope and
pressed into shape. A coating of
bright-red paint completes the bucket.
Car wheels are pressed from a kind
of paper known as calendered rye-
straw board under a terrific force of
500 tons.
Circular sheets are made Into wheels
by being smeared with flour paste and
pressed together Into solid blocks.
Steel tires and Iron hubs are added,
and tbe finished wheel shows a rig
idity more than sufficient for heavy
railroad service.—Thrift Magazine.
Can't Talk With Mars
Radio communication with Mars Is
considered unlikely. In the opinion of
E. O. Hurlburt of naval research lab
oratory, because of atmospheric condi
tions on the planet and because of
certain limitations there, says Popular
Christendom's Champions
S t George of England. St. Denis of Mechanics Magazine.. The gist of the
France, St. James o f Spain, SL An- situation, as he sees It, la that the
thony of Italy, St. Andrew of Scot short waves which we might transmit
land, St. Patrick o f Ireland and St. to penetrate our atmosphere. If they
David o f Wales were given the title did reach Mara, would probably find
no receiver for them, since the Mar
“Champions of Christendom."
tians. if they bave radio sets, very
likely have gone In for those using
Real L ife Romance
The Squire— I want you for my long waves.
wife.
Longest Truu Bridge
Village Malden—Oh, sir!
With the completion of a huge
The Squire— She needs a new par
structure across tbe mouth of the
lor-maid.
Waal river, the Netherlands claims to
have the longest truss bridge In the
No Reading Matter
world. It is two miles long, and con
" I went out with a professional
nects the cities of Dordecht and Moer-
mind reader last night.”
dijk. Tbe bridge ts made up o f a
“ How did she enjoy her holiday?”
series of spans of rigid steel frame
work, supported by massive piers ris
Enough Said
ing from the river, which Is very wide
“ What kind of a wife has he?”
“ Well, all I got to say is I pity him and shallow at that point.
George N. Peek, head of the western
farm leaders. In an interview during
hla recent visit to New York warded
off a difficult question by means o l
an anecdote.
“ I suppose that horse dealing Is tho
most difficult and complicated profes
sion on earth,” he said. “ H I tell you
a story.
“ ■What’s all that there rumpfts go-
In’ on outside?’ asked the proprietor
o f the Croydon Four Corner* general
store.
" T w o hesa dealers from Gumpb,'
said the town crier, ‘have Just traded
mules, and now each denier accuses
tbe t'other one of havin' cheated him.’
“ That bein' the case,’ said tbe store
keeper, ‘why don’t they trade back?*
“ ‘I guess,’ said the crier. They’« »
both afraid of gettin' cheated again.' *
Need for Many Chemists
American Industry today Is sorely
handicapped by the lack of chemically;
trained men to fill executive positions
In fields where chemical materials and
chemical processes daily become mom
Important, but the training given
young chemists In our universities
does not fit them for this work. Ther«
Is accordingly a surplus o f roitln «
analysts and research workers, ac cord
ing to William Haynes, well-known
chemical economist, while tfccri <s a
shortage of 25,000 chemists equipped
to manage plants or branch offices,
and to fill financial executive posi
tions.
A Sour
If he ever forgets he Is married.”
Defining Engineering
The following definition of “ en
A monument commemorating the
birthplace o f Scandinavian Lut hero gineering." designed to be general
to
Include
the
various
ism 1 l the Northwest has been dedi enough
branches, has been proposed by Col.
cated at Center City, Minn.
P. E. Barbour, secretary of the Min
When a capable business man re ing and Metallurgical Society of
tires from business, that's the man America: "Engineering Is the Judi
cious application of the technical sci
the public office ought to seek.
ences to the human solution of In
All vat dyes used in this country animate mechanical problems.”
before the European war came from
I f It Isn’ t Ona Thing
Germany and Switzerland.
“ Why are you looking so down In
I f you wish beautiful clear white the mouth, old fellow?"
“ Lost my new car."
clothes, use Russ Ball Blue. Idtrge
“ Good heavens I Why don’t yon re
package at Grocers.—Adv.
port It to the sheriff?”
“ No good. He's the one who took
A minute today is worth au hour
it."—Boston Transcript.
tomorrow.
Happiness Is a great love and much
serving.
I f Not. O. K.
“ This the road to Coolangaboo?"
“ Keep on the way yer ’eadin’, an’ If
yer come to a ’ll! with a church oa It,
you'll know yev took the wrong turn.”
— Sydney Bulletin.
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This pleasant preparation Is Jnst as
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ever coated tongue or fetid breath
signals need o f a sweetener. Physi
cians will tell you that every spoon
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P hillips
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"B aby” Airplane
Measuring only 25 feet from wing
tip to wing tip, and capable of flying
more than 40 miles per gallon of fuel,
a new type of “ baby” airplane was
recently demonstrated In London.
Milk .
o f M agnesia
Tho After-Dinner Talk
“The speaker seems to weigh every
word before he speaks.”
“ But you could never accuse him
o f giving short weight."
Can’ t Avoid It
Irate Father— What la that stuff on
my new car? Where have you been?
Calm Son—That's only traffic Jain.
E V E R wait to see if a headache
w ill, “ wear off.” W hy suffer
when there’s Bayer Aspirin? The
millions o f men and women who
use it in increasing quantities every
year prove that it docs relieve such
pain. The medical profession pro
nounces it without effect on the
heart, so use it as often as it can
spare you any pain. Every druggist
always has genuine Bayer Aspirin
for the prompt relief o f a headache,
colds, neuralgia, lumbago, etc. Fa
miliarize yourself with the proven
directions in every package.
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No Chanco
“ My wife wants all my wages.”
“ Why don’t you strike?”
"Then she'll gimme the lockout”
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Women don't bother much with men
who are cynical about women. There
are plenty who are not
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o f the Colombian government.
A man who understands men can
give you good advice about one with
out being able to explain it
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Asj'irn is th« tm.le mark ot B*yer MannfflCtV
ot Monoecetica«4deet«r of #eUcjUce*id
There Is some hope for the fool who
Iocs not boast of his wisdom.
Don't trim your lamp so zealously
a* tu extinguish it.
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