THE TRIBUNE, TURNER. OREGON 2 »e Dolore« Costello ••«*••*•••****•****••••••• SA N D S T O R M m AnAdventure o f the Scarlet M onarch o r TM* A ir h tt Model 92 I W nm r r> H *rtln « « n d th e 4* ( u l * * |4 .« I om * tun««! i l i i « i of radio fi•*««*«•«• v. Al'R*Jutrljf no A B O U T BID D LE, TH E C A T . « v r o n have often heard of Biddle * Rlrdsell, the cat,” said the Sand- Ban, ‘ and I hare one more story to tall you of Biddle." “ Only one more i" asked Nick and Nancy together. “ Yea," said the Sandman, “this Is the story of Biddle's last adventure, and It is a true story Just as all the inlraal stories that are told are true stories. "As yon know. Riddle was s real eat. He belonged to a little girl named Gertrude. She had tried to say •Kitty' when she was a very small glrL “ And 'Biddle' was the best she was able to da So they bad always sailed him Biddle. “ He was a tiny kitten when Ger trude was a baby. He bad wandered to the house where Gertrude lived Wore a Little Collar With Many Bella and as he seemed to be a little waif kitty, Gertrude's mother and daddy took him In and gave him a comfort able home. “ Biddle waa always called Ger trude's cat for be arrived only a lit tle bit later than Gertrude bad ar rived. “ Biddle was a very remarkable cat He waa devoted to the family and be did many very clever things. He al ways wore a little collar with many bells upon it so aa to warn the birds that be was about, and would catch and eat them if they were not care ful. “ Gertrude had thought that was only fair to the birds and the was quite right “In time Gertrude grew up. She waa almost a 'young lady* now and Biddle was getting to be a very old cat “ Oh, Biddle didn’t care much about adventures aa he once had. He didn't care to wander and play as he had ‘D ear Editor: when he was only a silly, playful little kitten. "H e liked to alt In a Mg chair which waa always called Biddle's chair, and there he would sleep—though when the family told visitors of the won derful things Biddle did he always half blinked his eyes and listened to what was being said about him. "Uls family had moved from the house where they had lived for a great many years. They hsd gone to auother house In the same town and Biddle had waited until the last of the furniture had been moved before he went along, too. "H e was quite willing to go with them, lie knew they must go And he made blmsetf quite at borne In the new house— hla old chair was there and the family were there and If he felt sad at all. he made the best of things. “ He grew older and older of course and with age came great feebleness But he waa very happy and very con tented. “ He was petted a great deal. Old age was as nice as youth, he had de cided. "One day he acted rather strangely. He seemed to be thinking very hard. “ Suddenly be got up from hla chair. Suddenly be moved, though for a long time be had always moved very carefully, very slowly "With a tremendous spurt he had Jumped up and had bounded out of the house with all hla one-time youth ful sprightlineea. “ He unshed across the street and out o f sight. "In a little while the telephone rang. The people who now lived tn the house where Biddle had once lived were telephoning. * ‘Biddle Is here, they said. “ We beard a cat purring and found him outside the door. He seemed to want to come In. He ran right Into the study and sat on the desk—Just where you once told us be always used to sit, and there be is now. We thought you might worry about him as you said be never left the house these days.’ "An hour passed. Biddle bad sat ou the desk all that time, taking In all the dear familiar walla, the dear familiar glow and sparkle from the fireplace. Suddenly his energy seemed to have left him. “ Wearily he got down and dragged himself borne. He went back to his old chair. Yes, he was an old. old cat and his days would not be many more. But he had seen his old home again. He bad made one last splendid spurt and It had carried him through “ Biddle had bad his last adven ture.” (Copyrlcbt.) <THE WHY of SUPERSTITIONS By I YE been thinking abont the little 1 things that affect a man's pros perity. Take sand now. You know golf courses used to buy sand for play ers to tee np the bait That was a iteady business; you ra.ely ever beard of anybody using the same tee twice. But then some one Invented wood tees, and now the sand consumption Is cut way down. Think of some perfectly good sand plant being shut down for lack of golf dob business I The only bright spot Is that hotels and office buildings maintain arty Jars filled witb sand to catch cigar butts. But that can’t represent much business to an up-and-coming sand bank. I doubt If a good man could keep up his Interest Just In supplying sand for those things. —FRED BARTON. (Copyrlaht.) ---------- O---------- GABBY GERTIE H. IRVINQ KINQ YARROW I N MANY parts of this country and * Canada the yarrow la used by young persons for purposes of love divina tion. The custom varies In different localities, but nearly all are accompa nied by a rhyming incantation. One way Is to pick a sprig of yarrow, put the stem up the nose and say: Tarrow, yarrow. If he loves me ae 1 love be. A drop o f blood I’d wish to sea If blood appears the dlvinor la loved—otherwise not. Another way Is to place a sprig of yarrow under your pillow when. If your love is returned, the one you love will appear In your dreamt. In England they say that In order to make this charm work, the yarrovf must be gathered. In the case of a maiden, from a young man's grave. In folk-medicine yarrow la recom mended for the ague, and It really does possess slight tonic and astrin gent qualities. Just why the yarrow should be sup posed to have power In matters of love divination Is not very clear, but such power baa been ascribed to It from the earliest times and la an ootgrowtb of northern mythology. The “ young man’s grave” In the English version of the yarrow superstition, the fact that in the older forma the yarrow plucked must be the first one found In the spring, and that In many of the fo r mulaa the Idea of blood appears, makes it highly probable that the plant was In some way connected with Balder the Beantlful, the young Norse god who was slain by the blind god Hodur. Several points In Professor Frazer'« work on the Raider myth tend to confirm this supposition. Baroness Orczy I V f f 1/ Jr/’k/ìre GyoyrtfA rt* A tn v r a s j C H A P T E R V — Continued Nay, morel There were many who positively asserted that In some uu explainable way the whole of the Deacze affair waa connected with the Charming Ooiorea Costello ••»lured capture of the English spy who was “movla" player, tip» the ecalee at 107 known throughout France as the Scar pounds. She Is five feet four Inches let Pimpernel. This spy had been at tall, has light hair and blue eye«. She work In the district for some tim e; was born In Pittsburgh. Her father every one knew that It waa he who was a “ movie" star, and her mother had dragged those cl-devant traitors played In pictures. Dolores started by and arlstoe, the Touruon-d’ Arenay*. playing child parte In the pictures out o f Citizen Lauzet’a dutches, and Citizen Lauzet waa now having hla re with her father. “ The Glad Rag Doll' and “ Madonna of Avenue A“ are venge. He would capture the Scarlet among har latest picture*, with Pimpernel, catch him In the act of try Ing to effect the eecnpe of the IVzese “ Hearts in Exile" the very latest family, and thna earn the reward of ---------- O----------- ten thousand llvrea offered to any man oooooooooooooooooooooooooo who would lay that enemy of France by the heel*. Lucky Lauzet I Thus to have the means o f earning a turn of money sufficient to keep a man and hla fam oooooo lly In affluence for the rest of their I By LEONARD A BARRETT 2 ¡tree. And besides the money there 0 - 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 C 00 o o o o o o o o o o o o o o would be the glory, tool Who could gangs the heights to which a man COST OF CRIME might rise If he brought about the capture o f the Scarlet Pimpernel? In a recent report of the crime Well, Lauzet would do It I Lucky commission of the American Bar l.auzet 1 He would certainly do I t as serted some: those sort o f men always a s a o c I atioo the have all the luck I There wore even statement la made those who asserted thut the Scarlet that crime tn the Pimpernel was already captured and United States last that Lauzet had got him. Lucky, year cost upwards lucky Lauzet I of thirteen billion “ You don't suppose," one man de dollars. “Twelve dared, “ that anythlog would he known thousand murders o f the affair unless It waa already a e w e r e committed, compllshed? Lauzet ta not one to talk fifty t i m e s t h e till after a thing Is done. No I Not number recor d e d Believe me. my friends, Lauzet baa In Great Britain. already got hla ten thousand llvrea In T b I r ty thousand bis pocket 1“ criminals are at He waa a wizened little old man large in New York from over Lanoy way, and now be and ten thousand dolefully shook hla bead. In Chicago." To “ And to think,“ he went on, “ that 1 visualize thirteen might have laid that English spy by billion dollar* Is the heels myself, If I bad had a bit of L. A. Barrett a severe taz upon luck like Lauzet* the Imagination. It A about o f derlzlon greeted this as la a sum large enough to solve our tounding assertion. problem o f poverty If adequately dis “ You. papa Sargon?” on«, o f the tributed. No single Individual fortune crowd ejaculated with a loud laugh, Is o f so large an amount It la larger “ you. laying tbs' English spy by the than the combined benevolent budgets heels? That is the best Joke l*ve of all our churches. It would go a heard for many a day. Will you tell long way toward creating moral us how that came about?" prosperity If used for educational pur And papa Sargon told thp tale how poses. he and bla wife bad a visit from a Is the moral sentiment of the coun squad of soldiers who told him that try at the breaking poIntT Why such they were after a band of English flagrant disregard for moral values? spies who were known to be tn that Why Is crime so rampant as to cost district. The soldiers asked for a thirteen billion dollars? There can night's shelter, os they were weary be but one answer. Disregard for after a long day's ride. Papa Sargon moral values and disrespect for law had made them comfortable In the big The moral security of a nation can barn behind the cottage; but the nezl rise no higher than the character of morning, when be went to see bow Its citizens. Proper respect for law they bad fared In the night, be found Is a virtue. It can be attained only the barn empty and tbe soldiers gone through struggle, enlightenment and And papa Sargon remained convinced education. Much money Is spent an In hla own mind that for the better nually for the punishment o f crime, part of a night be bad harbored the upkeep o f prisons, asylums, etc., but most bitter enemies o f bla country, bow much for organized efforts to and If he had only guessed who those prevent crime, to enlighten public supposed soldiers were, he might have conscience, to cultivate a deep and Informed the local commissary of po vivid appreciation of moral values? lice. and earned ten thousand Uvrea On the contrary far more money Is for himself. Now, this story would not perhaps annually spent for the punishment have been altogether convincing to un than for the prevention o f crime. Moral security, like International prejudiced ears, but such as It was. and with everything that had occurred peace cannot be forced by leglsla tlon alone. There must be a status In Molsaon these last few days. It It quo, a state o f mind, a national con ; sroused considerable excitement went to prove that the Scarlet Plm- science, a public opinion, a citizen l>ernel was not nearly so mysterious or ship which not only desires but de j so astute as rumor credited him to be. rnands respect for law and obedience ' since he almost fell a victim to papa to moral norma. and mamma Sargon. It also went to Indifference to crime Is our most prove to the satisfaction of the com serious national offense. We simply pany present that Citizen l.auzet had do not care. We leave the problem to been sharper than papa Sargon and, the police force and the criminal I having come across the Scarlet Pim courts. On the contrary the response j pernel through some lucky accident, blllty for the raora? condition created he had laid handa on him and was by crime Is chargeable direct to the even now conveying him to Paris, Individual citizen. where s grateful government would When we spend more money In cul hand him over the promised reward rivaling, through organized efforts, of ten thousand llvrea. an adequate appreciation o f moral This notion, which gradually 111 values and respect for law, we shall trated Into the mlnda of the company, spend less on punishment o f crime | did not tend to make Citizen l.auzet and on meting out justice to crim any more popular; and when present inals. ly most of that same company nd- ( £ , l i l t , W estern N ew sp a p er U n io n .) Journed to l-eon’s for refreshment, ---------- O---------- there were some among the younger men who wanted to know why they should not have their share in those ten thousand llvres. The Scarlet Piro- I F o r Meditation i H - l I I I I I I I I I I I M -H I I I I I I I I I (© by McClure Newspaper S y n d ic «».) “ A girl may express her individual ity but pa usually pays the freight." Good Idea A critic recently suggested that, since there la no money In novel- writing. novelists ought to bootleg as a side line. Novelist Upton Slnclnlr pondered this suggestion the other day. Then he nodded and said: “ A good idea. For the novelist la like the hen. Both scratch for their living, but the hen gets hers.” A lot of time is wa»led ejpectlng everybody to be logical. Perfect Accident Judge John V. Brennan tell« o f an Incident In hla college day« whep he was a member o f the campus dra matic organization at the University of Wisconsin. Judge Brennan waa cast as a Confederate colonel In a Civil war play. A friend was play ing the role of a Union spy. During a tense moment in the play, the friend burst Into the room from a door at rear of the stage, tripped over a peruel. they argued with more enthu siasm than logic, hml been raptured In their district. The IVaeze finally who were In some way connected with Ilia capture were citizens of Molsaon; why should not they, citizens of Molaaou, too. Unger a part of the reward? It was all wild and Illogical, and It would have been Impossible for any- I one to say definitely who waa the j prime mover In the ensuing resolution j which, by the way. waa carried uuan- I Imoualy, that a deputation should aet 1 Y o u buy the uorLT» fin e* radio when you buy out forthwith for Mantea to Interview • Majestic. And you buy It at * c/iumtify price Citizen Lauzet and demand In the because the public demand* It In enormow name of Justice, and for (he benefit quantities— 5000 Majestic* a day! o f Molsaon, some aba re In the money T o equal Majestic quality, to equal Majestic prise granted by the government for craftsmanship, to equal Majestic engineering, any the capture of the Scarlet Pimpernel. other manufacturer would hare to charge you mt Subsequently, both pupa Sargon and a least $100. You nay $179.50 fur ihi* Majestic— drover from Alncourt were held to be chleffy to blame, but aa pu|>a Sargon and »are the differencei properly remarked, neither he nor the See it for yourself at your Majestic dealer’s. stranger from Alncourt stood to gain Note the charm o f the cabinet design. Where anything hy the wild gixwe chase, so else w ill you find such dunce matched wihh U why should they have Instigated It? Run your hand over the rk h piano finish. Then Be that aa It tuuy, soon after mid Lade insult*' Observe the site o f Majestic unite— day meal, half a score of young stal over-powered and over-etrengthened at every warts climbed Into the cart of the oint to insure you reliable year-round per. drover from Alncourt, and the party, .rmancc. full of enthusiasm and of l.eon'a ex cellent red wine, eet out for Mantes. Hear thia new Majestic in $uie-by-sUie test w ith They had provided themselves with a acts coating double $179.50. Compare its range, miscellaneous collection of arms; those its shurp selectivity, its trcm«nd«Hi» volume— but who possessed guns brought them most o f all its amating realism o f tone. See your along, then they borrowed a couple Majestic dealer today. o f pistol* from l-eon and two more from old Mitau. who had been a sol G RIG SB Y-G RU N O W C O M P A N Y , C H IC A G O . V . S. A . H m U ' i L »,e »w M M l a n m •/ C i ) t s i M»u t a s dier In hla day. Some o f them had sabers, others took sickle* or scythe* T U N S I N I L j r i i k T W .t r » <* th» Air o rw C . W t « a »m l Amartran SrMMne which might be useful; one man bad a j art try S u a tb y n t»h l, 9 t o 10 a » » t » m I>»irl«eh» S avin * Tana. I k a l a a n <rf th » S t » » , m l Scraan. saw, another took a wood chopper. j All these things would be useful should T I M S P A Y M E N T S 1« t h . purrhaaa a/ Mahatht g a v n v m a r» Srainratl th rm a h th » MajaaUt P in e lbere.be a fight over this affair, and •t i— I a v a v la l*. rataa. moat of them hoped that there would be a tight. Tbe drat disappointment came on ar- rival In Mantes. Here at the commte- sartat they were Informed that Citizen l.auzet had been gone these last two bourn, lie bad rbldeo away to the company of bis friend who had come from Paris aoine two day* previously. Tbe general Idea prevalent at the com missariat waa that tbe two men bad ridden away In the direction of I’ arla. The fccond disappointment, a corroi- iary of tbe first, waa that the dili gence with prisoners and escort bad started oft Its way less than half an hour ago. It seemed In truth as If the plot thickened. l-auaet and bis friend from Parle gone, (be diligence Ostrich Diamond Mina* Slightly Astray gone! No one paused for a moment 1 Ostriches are shot down by profes They say now that an error of 83.- to reflect how thla could possibly mean anything In the nature of a plot but 000.000 year* waa mails In computing sional hunters In Routb Africa ebd ex the age of th* dinosaur egg* found amined to see If they hnve hidden by this time spirits were Inflamed. Unaccountably Inflamed. Every one last year In the Gobi desert. Man awny In their anatomy anything like was so poor these day*; money was churia, by Dr. liny t'hnpmnn Andrew! a gem. Two birds recently killed are to terribly hard to earn; work was so o f the American Museum of Natural anld to have yielded a fortune—one grinding, remuneration ao small, that History. W'hlla the explorer at first had 33 and the other 17 diamond*. now that the Idea of the capture of estimated them to be only I 0.<**).000 The ostriches plucked the gem* front the English spy with Its attendant re years old, other physicists, geologists, alluvial deposits. ward had seized hold of the Imagina and paleontologists employing the tion of these yonng hotheads, they latest scientific method*, have now R»qulr*m*nte clung to It tenaciously, grimly, certain helped Doctor Andrews to make a Radio Deuter—You want a radlot that If they acted quickly and wisely, new estlmnte of the age of the eggs Customer— Yes, but ze machine, and If no one else got In the way, at about 03,000,000 year«. she mus' speak French. they would succeed In gaining the golden prize. A competence I Just Buss Ball Blue delights the house A Jng o f cold water poured over th* think on Itt And with nothing to do wife. Makes clothes whiter than snow. back of the head, followed by a rub for It but an exciting adventure. And At your Grocer'«.—Adv. with a rough towel. Is a suggested here was Lauzet Interfering! Snatch cure for Insomnia. ing the prize for himself I Lauzet. who A fte r All already drew a large salary from the Faultfinders are disgusted when Fortner Scnulor Owen of Oklahoma state for very little work. was condemning nn attack that had they bump up against perfection. All thla had been talked over, «worn been made on a statesman. over, discussed, commented at great I “ But, after all," said Mr. Owen, "our length all the way between Molsaon friend vindicated himself, and «>—and and Mnntcs, In the rickety cart driven ao It's tike Uie story. by the drover from Alncourt He was ! * 1 have no sympathy,' said s big, a wise man. that driver. Ills advice | hnskychsp In a smoking car, ‘with the waa both sound and bold. "W hy," he j man who bests hla wife.' asked, pertinently, “ should a man like ! “ A llttla fellow coughed nervously Citizen Lauzet get everything he j and said In a shrill little voice: wafts? I any It Is because he has a “ ‘A mnn who can best Ida wife friend over In Paris who comes along air, has no need of sympathy.' " and helps him. Because he has money and Influence. VVhal? Was there ever Historical Hypotheeie Rralnerd, Minn.—“ I reed shout anything seen quite so unjust? Where Lydia E. I’ lnkham's Vegetable Cam* Teacher— What would Washington Is the English spy, my friends? I ssk pound In a news hnve done If Lafayette had not an you. He Is In this district. Our die paper and I have tricL And what I say la that what's awered hla call? at great result* Bright Pupil—I suppose he'd hnve In oar district belongs to us. Pemem- j ram its tonle action at the her, there'« ten thousand llvres wail wnlted In the telephone oooth nnd got Change of Life, ing for every man who takes a hand : hla nickel hark.—Montreal Slur. lluforn I took it in the capture of the Scarlet Plmper- I I was nervous Smart Black Hen» nel. Ten thousand llvres! And Cltl- I and at times I Little Girl— Black lien* are rleverer zen Lauzet. with thut stranger from [ was too weak to Paris. Is even at this honr riding awny than while one*, aren’t they, Muimule? do my hou*^ Mother— Why. denr? with It In hla pocket," work. I was thia Little Girl—'Co* the Idnck hen* enn (TO BE CONTINUED.) w »y about a year. Iny white eggs, and the white ones Rut now I do all tn a recent mouth the British Isles can't Iny black.— Humorist. my housework and do choree outilde also. I must say that Lydia E. Pink- exported ix nrly 3WIlkKI tons o f Iron I ham's Vegrtalila Compound ha» done and steel product*. It’» Gone, Anyway Wonders for me and no woman should Freddy—Grandpa, did you once lie without It. I «nr» ran apeak a I I I l 'H -M -1 I I M i l I l i d m i l'H ; have hair like snow? good word for ft.” — Man. J im .Svurn, R. R. 7, Ureincrd, Minnesota. Grandpa—Yen, my boy. Freddy— Well, who shoveled It off? And Sorry for Himself —Pathfinder. " I didn't marry henuly, my boy; I cause or whatever cause la Indorsed didn't nmrry wealth or position; I And That’s That hy the people with whom he asso married for sympathy." "D o you hnve any trouble with ciates. Otherwise both he and hla “ Well, you have mine.“ fntnlly lose the friendships and social *»1)811’ and ’will’ ?” "N o ; my wife any*, T on shall,’ and contacts that most people enjoy and No mntlor how big a mnn la he enn- which make life worth the living. I any, 'I w ill."’—Christian Herald, not afford to belittle others. What Is life or what la money without It'* the nllmony thnt ennble* some friend* or without reaper! of ac Rome men act n* If they really ba- men to figure In a divorce suit quaintances? It la as hollow aa a do llcved everything they any. dated balloon.—Newcastle Time*. O n l y Majestic D e a le r s can offer you This A m azing Value 1 J GREAT RESULTS FROM COMPOUND Read How This Medicine Helped Thia Woman f “When Personal Right” Take» Second Place ---------- O----------- Step» to Popularity Before you start along the road to popularity, you must have four things packed ready to take with you: 1. Unselfish ness, a willingness to forget self in the interests of others. 2. Sin cere friendliness toward people o f all ages. 3. Ability or willingness to adapt oneself to be at ease under va rious circumstances and with all peo ple. 4. An unassuming manner. hum ami no (OkilUlUMi a| any k n j'U . mmike H *m lH viiv t«m «r«d | l v o unW«vtn i « n * a i d |M w araN n ««r lh * «lt<*J tin* ant»v#«l M r ) » r I I u ?<■»»••»• X>ytMimk* N|w«k«r. I U « v y , K u n ly Majaatu unit« W ill) I«wiiiva vnltaa* hat* laa<. |*arl«>d cahl* lew I «4 Amwtte ail W aln u t. U w n o f male hast Im tt » « k m il w ith uvatlayaon eicMao am i katn »< . | nmmi I • i » m i * I tea ln i| »« i«t | A u R lra lla it lae • w o « m |, l i r u l i h f t i a (4a«w. k n o t* an»! dour p u ll* f t . I i n ▲ __________ ( £ by M cC lu r« N o w i ^ a ^ r *ynd»- a t*. ) cleat on the floor and fell headlong on the stage, hla allde ending with hla hands In the footlights. Not a ripple of laughter came from the au dlence. The ploy continued. After ward, the friend, In the throes o f a hitter mortification, gat back Binge be moaning his blunder. A member of the audience came up to him and said; “ Great work, Jim. That fall was perfect I'll bet you practiced It a long time.” —Detroit News. Not good In llie long run- bills. One frequently hears a man say that he made hla own money and baa a right to do with It as he pleases. There wns never a more fallacious ar gument. No man In a civilized gov emment or In civilized society can do as he please*. Only person* Ignorant of the basic principles of government and society would hold to that opinion. If one Is to receive the protection of government he must give up cer lain rights. He most drive on a cer tain side of the street He mnst atop when the red light la on. He must keep off 111 * neighbor'* property on less given permission to enter. A \ man makes hla money hy reason ol the protection of a stable government which has all these dnn'ts and prohl j billons on hla free action*. If he ex- «eels to retain the good will of his j rlcnd* and of the community In which , tie lives he must be a part of It and do a* the community and hla friends would have him do. If he has money <e must give to this cause and to that Wait and See “ I hear you are not going to marry Mr. Newcomer after all. Why la that?” “ Oh. fattier think* hi* position Isn't good enough and mother think* he la too old for me. My nunfg think he Is too good looking to make a sat isfactory husband, and my Uncle Jim guys he lias heard rumors about him. My cousins tell rne he Is a flirt, and I-" “ Yea, and yon—what do yon think about It all?" “ Oh, I think I ought to wait until be asks me." Conceal scuffs this easy way A touch or two of the dsiiher conce»!» «cuff» like magic, * t ° r **1 T**to,e‘i uniformly to faded »hoc» More than yo long Jife shine*— yo cents. Colors for Nick, brown, tan and white iboct— z neutral polish for other*. __ D B A R T O N ’S y a n S h i n S H O B P O L IS H E