THE TRIBUNE. TURNER. OREGON
Groat Painter’s Work
RavaaUd by Accident
A t Oras, Austria, lax-tor lllmiwi
that. govern uteot art «apart, looking
ovar an aat exhibition, stopped bafur«
■ large ralivaa depleting Ilia uamialnii
o f tha Virgin Mnry Into heaven.
Houietlilng Ini him to alumina It
cloeoly, ami ha discovered that tha
canvaa horn two con I a o f pnlnt. Tha
oulahla coal wua removed ami beneath
It was ravanlail a goimlna Tlntoralto
valued at *50l),<)U). Tha govarntnant
ordered tha complete raalornllon af
tha canvaa, 12 hy 1» fact, which wua
tha properly o f a church. Tha dle-
qpvrry la Ilka many that hava haaa
mail« hafora.
When Invaders want
Into Holy many o f thu 1 1 a Him master-
placaa were palnlad o rarw llh ordinary
plrluraa, and when tha foreign armlet
had withdrawn they wrra reattired.
Ilut aometlmca Ilia foreign art roh
tiara could not tall tha dllferenca be
twaan a duub nnd a maalar|ilara, on
tha ramouflagad art treaaurea war«
carried olf. Many o f them hava been
alnc« dlacovored. but doubt lean there
era other« atlll concealed hy com
monplaca picture«.—I'alhflnger king
a tin«.
Practically tha Sana
Hilly, thv amall aon o f a prominent
doctor, waa playing at hla father's
profaatlon. walking up and down the
»tract with a "pretend" medicine caaa
In hla hand and a very acrloua etpma
alon upon hla faea. Much Imprcaaed,
n eit door Lillian Impilred of her
mother:
” 1« Hilly a doctor, mothorT"
“ Ile a a quack doctor," «aid her
mother, jokingly.
Tha nett day on« o f l.ll!lau'a doll«
developed tuumpa.
“ Mother," auiigcated the llttla girt,
Importantly, "I'm going to call In !> «*
tor Dock."
Man’» W ill M yttifi»»
Why John Humphrey» Hummer of
flouthport. England, ehould leave prae
I (catty all of Ida catate o f appresi
tuately 11,"NI,(gal In tru»t for tha an
dowmrnt o f choira for modern «cien
title reaearch at Canilirldge unlveralty
la myatlfylng hi» old friendo. Hum
mer had been In the real eatnte linai
neaa at Southport for more than fifty
years.
Ho waa never at Cambridge
unlvertlty; never took particularly
keen Interrai In educational matterà,
and had never been a arlentHt. lita
only other hequeat waa an nnnultjr of
*1,000 to Ida only aurrlvlng aon.
Tracad ta Crwtadar»
The ««-orti «aiuta orlglnntrd In thè
tinta o f tha ('manderà when fhe Itili
n f thè «word waa made In tho form
o f a eros* Kvery ('mandar klnaed thè
croaa aa a acni o f hla purpoae and
falth and «wora hy tIte hllt o f (he
«word, ralnlng tt to hla III* fnr that
purpoae. Another cuatont paaaed down
to tha agee from thè ('m u d erà, and
ona that haa been a cuatom In all
Christian aavlea »luce then, la that
o f piacine an ofltcer*« cap and «word
on hla eoltln durlng burini aervlcaa.
T h e Crusndcr'a ahleld and arma eoe
«rad bini In drath.
Cypay Pattaraa
What le a puttrranT It la usuall)
composed o f (wo amall sticks, seldom
longer thnn six Inches apiece, and
placed crosswise one on top o f the
other. The open triangles which these
atlcka form tell tha tale which caravan
will leave camp or puas a croon roads,
without leaving a patternn behind.
Thla oerret language nf tha road da
▼eloped during thnueands o f year«. No
white man was ever abto to rend It.—
American Mngnztn«.
Settled
H »w time« hava changed.
Rome
years ago. In a foreign country, a
young man borrowed «om « money. A
week ngn the an me young man had oc­
casion lo take part tn a radio pro­
gram. Today he ha« n letter from a
radio hound several thousand miles
nwny. «»k in g him for the money.
“ Thnt'a «tire remote control," rw
marked the atlngee aa ha made out a
check to send by air mall to the
stinger
SUFFERING ELIMINATED
15-yean «uecraa In treating Kectal and
Colon trouble» by the l»r C I Dean
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N O N .X fR c.K A I net ho« m
able. u. to at«» W RITTEN AS-
StRAN CK at f t I K.X EIJMI
NA TED a> EKE KKEUNOEl)
Semi I ih I av lor KRKF I <M>nn#r
KM»k c I cm rihing causes «ltd prop-
n (rratnient nl such illment»
'¿cotBST i'iNR
s m v ^ O h ÿ h t S . j I f . W f J i
Maa Marriat Grandmother
Marriage of a grandson and hla
grandmother hn* Just been reported
from a village near Bwole, In the
Province of OverIJssel, Holland. This
te how It happened: A man married a
girl of twenty, whose mother was fop.
ty-flve.
Hy hla first marriage this
man hnd had n aon and this aon mar­
ried Hie mother of hla fulher'e second
wife.
Relatives figure out that tbs
youth not only married hie atcpinnlti­
er. hul became stepfather to hla owe
father.
Solitude
In nor modern day, with the pace
that our civilization trie» to establish
nnd to maintain, n great ninny people
nre mad* nervous by peace* nnd anil
tilde. Our aperd o f life Is such that
usually, when wo seek repose, we make
n mad dnah for It. Rut aolliude ha»
a hand tn still the pulse's leap, a
voice to calm and reassure. Solitude
Is a room Into which we ran retire
whenever we need a change from pres-
ent company. It Is a bourne of aolnea
and reflection.—American Magaalns.
7 tim Hw iw N m m w >
Six Parachute Jumpers Take Off at Once
b a ll jumpers taking
fllx parar
pnrarhnu
off at tha same tint« during tha
Hoyal A ir Forra pageant staged
at Hendon, England
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By
With
■t • '
MIMI
Humor
Program for th* Buay Girl
HKIIH are Iwo little line« of worry
In Ilia rather pretty forehead of
one Amelia and they're growing deep
t t , dny by day
Hlte'a a nice kid with
a pretty gmtd face on the whole and
tha Iwo aforementioned line* aren't
doing anything for her eheneee o f an
external schoolgirl rornpleilon.
Hul ehe can't help them. Kite le In
a atate o f mah. o f nervous activity
wltlcb produces the llttla frown, and
produces with It a certain shortness
o f temper, and acidity o f disposition
which ara nol endearing.
Hhe'e actually a busy girt.
Bbe
worka. aha tine a certain amount to
do with taking cara of her own d o lh rs
—ahe goes out In the evenings quite a
lot, ahe dances, plays bridge, writes
letter* tn an ever Increasing circle of
friends— In short she lives the full
busy life o f e normal girl.
Hul she lias no pleasure In I t The
needless tanks which ere pert o f every
day life pile up In front of her Into
a big black shadow from which aha
canuol escape.
Iler'e la nor an ruay golng tempera
ment. She does not meet each minute
with a serene confidence,
she wor
rlee In advance o f e situation worrlee
all I he way through It about some­
thing atlll further ahead—and won
darn why she Isn't getting enough out
o f Ufa.
T
f ir n ;
S T IL L W A IT IN G
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An elderly lady visiting New York
asked a policeman what bns she
should take to get to s certain place.
He told her to taka tha “ 412" bus
that paaaed her comer.
A few hours later the policeman re­
turned to And the lady still ataodlng
on the corner. "W hat, haven't you
got yonr bus yet?” he asked.
" I t ’s all right," she said. “Th is la
the 223d, so It will only be 180 busses
from now.’’— Pathfinder.
MADE OF ICE
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San Diego’s Beautiful Mission Style Museum
SPIRIN
Juat 1A0 years after Fra. Junípero Berra formed a new settlement on
a hill overlooking Ban Diego hay and started a mission there, this beauti­
ful mission style museum waa presented to the San Diego H istorical
society by George W. Maratón. It standa on tha Identical alte o f Fra.
Berra’s first mission.
Aapirtn it th» tr%M mart of tUjm Mannfac
of Mrumpcotloodd—Ur of SoUcylkoett
l h
"H o w much did your
In the Ice business?"
" A cool million."
dad
makt
From Sky to Eartk
U fa's like an airplane flig h t aa vow
In earnestness or mirth:
And everything depends on how
We're getting back to earth.
Vatican Doors A re Opened Again
N’GI TAKES A STROLL
You see wlial I mean. Thru kind of
frail little thing mttai have a program
o f some sort If ahe'e to keep nut of
sanitariums the real o f her life.
Otherwise ahe will spend her days
In worrying over wtml ahe has to do
— and tha lime will slip past and she
will And at the end o f the day eh*
has twice as much to d a
Coat*!** *M g Par» *slq—
A t P r is m »
Women Join Club* to
Escape From Husbands T
With their Increasing leisure Amer­
ican women are, like the men folk, be­
coming a nation o f Joiners. Feminine
organization la growing by leapa and
bounds.
Not only do social, civic,
business and fraternal groups number
many women, but women are becom­
ing more exclusive as a sex organizing
their own movements.
No leas a person than Gertrude
Atherton, novelist, declares It Is hus­
Asks HU Advice
“ W e have the counsel o f Polonlus tc bands, not wives, who are responsible
his son, and the letters o f Chesterfield fo r the growing number o f women’s
clubs. She explains:
to bis son."
“ Women o f recent generations have
“ W e ll? " •
been driven Into banding together to
“ Haven't we any wise men today?
"P len ty o f them. So wise they find an outlet fo r their mental energy
wouldn't dare try to advise their because the American husband, en­
grossed In business. Insists on regard­
sons."
ing them aa ornamental, useless and
his mental Inferior."
GONE WRONG
Accidentally an Arkansas lady cured
fits In a valuable dog with Russ Ball
Blue. Many others now use 1L N ev­
er falls, she says.— Adv.
T a tto o Tu rkey* in Taaaa
Cattle brands have given way to
turkey brands in Gonzales county, the
center o f Texas’ famous turkey rais­
ing region, notes the Farm Journal.
The turkey-growers’ association. In
Its campaign against thieves, has de­
vised a tattoo mark by which each
member can brand his birds harm­
lessly but Indelibly.
N'QI, three-year-old baby gorll's at
the Washington too, snapped while
out fo r his dally stroll with Head
K eeper W illiam Blackburn.
N’Gl 1*
one o f only three baby gorillas that
have survived a fter being removed
from their native haunts.
He la
treated Just like a baby— petted, fed
and taken on a dally walk by hla
keeper.
Bwlsa guards swinging wide the huge bronze doors o f the Vatlenn In
Rome, after the signing o f the pact with the Italian governm ent These doors
had not been opened fo r 59 years.
CHAM PION WHISKERS
Young Pacifists Jeer Boy Scouts
" I see old man Bangs la taking
up g o lf."
"W ell, well, now Isn't that too bad
and he used to be Just as honest and
straight as any man could be."
Fireworks
The firefly has a splendid glow.
HI* charm anew we're telling.
You welcome him because you know
He won't burn up your dwelling.
A Slim Chanca
Bride— My husband had a hope
chest, too, before we were married.
Neighbor— F or mercy sakes! What
was In It?
Bride— Old socks; he hoped that
some one would darn 'em.
T ota l Los*
“ Yes, I studied eight languages lu
college," admitted the henpecked man.
“ Been any help to you?” asked tha
other.
“ N o," he sighed. “ 1 have to do all
my U s tc L ig In one.”
N o amount o f ridicule ever ob­
structed a fashion.
That’s because
fashion is entirely without In tellect
The vampire ray o f West Indian
waters has a width o f about 25 feet
across the wings.
Tested
Friend W ife— Don't misunderstand
me, my d ear; I weigh my words be-
I speak.
Friend Hubby (scale Inspector)—
W ell, nobody can accuse you o f giv­
ing short weight.
Fluctuation»
The Summer Visitor— Do the tides
ever vary here?
The Old Inhabitant— Not generally
hut when them fut dames op the hotel
veranda goes In It rises a little extra.
Gunner Albert Nelson, torpedoman
on the destroyer U. S. S. Noa, with
his lush crop o f whiskers. He claims
the hatr-ralslng championship o f the
Asiatic fle et His home la at Malden*
Mass.
As the American Hoy Scouts were sailing from New York to take part In
the International scout Jnmtxiree In England they were Jeered and almost
mobbed hy members o f the "Young Pioneers," a pacifist organisation. The
police suppressed the demonstration.
(£ ) by tha Roll Syndicate, Inc.)
Early A m erica * W ork
The first elementary sc h o o l book by
*n American author and printed In
English In this country w as: "A rllh
metlc, Vulgar and PariUMl,” which np
peared 200 years ago.
>— Glenn’i
S u lp h u r S o a p
Prograee
"W h at are you smiling about?" the
trolley rider asked his neighbor.
“ W ell," said bis friend, as be sur­
veyed the young ladles across th«
aisle, "1 wonder wbat the author of
‘ He* little feet, like mice, peeped In
and o u t" would find to say In these
days.” —Cincinnati Enquirer.
Luxury of Cattiness
W ill U a r n From Export
Jnd Tunklns says he has made
money enough to give him a hanker
Ing for social position. So he's going
fnr away from home for a while and
get n Job ns a butler, so's to learn
what good mnnners are really like.—
Washington Stnr.
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Beautiful Skin
That causes more worry and tha
work she thrreu|x>n proceeds to do Is
faulty and Inaccurate because her
mind le too crowded with doubt end
worry to permit Its working dearly.
f > R K A T IIK S there a damsel with
LJ soul bo dead w ho bus never mur­
mured lo n hoaoin gossip. "N ow for a
really good low-down on onr frlenda."
and therewith plunged Into a nice cat­
ty discussion nf acquaintances, loti
male and dlatnntl
There are very few gals In the
world who won't own up. uuder proa
sure, to a perfectly nutural human do
«Ire, ever ao often, to criticize what
In their friends they llnd unpleasant —
and to do It thoroughly.
It doesn't seem exactly a vicious
practice—this H ills pastime o f ruk
Ing all one's neighbors over the coals,
but honestly It's the most costly tux
ury any little maiden can afford.
The girl who settles herself down
comfortably to tell an Interested audl
aiice exactly why Ihirolhy Isn't aa nice
as she's supposed to he— Is Indulging
herself—and at what an expense.
For the sake o f a few preclou* mo
menta nf tongue-wagging over a delect­
able piece o f gossip— she's endanger­
ing her own good reputation and
friendship with her henrers.
Oh, yes, she la! Not that ttiey'rs
all silently despising her fnr gossip­
ing—aa they eagerly listen and press
for more details. Not that at all.
But somewhere Inside them they're
mnklng a mental note: “ This girl
Anne C AN he darned entty If she
chixises. I wonder what she'd say
shout me If she got half a chance."
O f course. Hint Isn't s really con
sclous thought with them at all. Hut
the Impression sticks, all the same,
snd tt breeds distrust o f Anne.
There
nreu't
many
high minded
young things In the crowd loday who
will actunlly refuse to listen to the
low-down on somebody else. So that
Anne will never rerelve o|ien nnd via
lent rebuff for her story-telling pro
cllvltles. She will always lie listened
to with flattering Interest
Hut she will not he trusted ns a
loyal friend nnd confidante, no matter
how well her gossip Is received.
Even the Dumbest Dora la hound to
get wise to the fnct that If Anne tells
such Interesting and dirty detnlls about
Dorothy, Anne will be able In furnish
Just the same amount o f Interesting
data, on any girl to whom she lakes
a sudden dislike.
Therefore even the Dumbest Dora
la careful not to give Anne food for
conversation.
She doesn’t exactly
avoid the little story teller, hut she
avoids being conspicuously friendly or
unfriendly.
ave
— soft, smooth, clear, “ pink and
w h ite"—tba matchlaaa co -np.a*iuu uf
youth. Sulphur punfiea,
cl M rs and r d i n h * the
skin. For beautifying tha
face and arms uaa
T here'* only one cure for the nerv
ous fidgety t y i* who have s certain
amount o f work lo do avery day
which cannot be avoided—that le to
form a program and to stick lo IL
The girl who calmly nnd elttclently
does each day whet mtiel be done Is
never faced with glgunllc p r o b le m s all
o f a audden. Il l the nervoua hurried
Amelia typa which la constantly hnv
lug nervous breakdowns from over­
work.
Amelia rushes through one task
only to paua« for a good hard worry
over what she's going to do to tha
old black d re u when she gets home.
She alts puutllng over this problem
end bewailing ber lack o f money un­
til some precious lime line speeded
past and she's horrltled to discover
that she has not even completed the
work before her. let clone solved the
problem yel walling for her.
A 'D O Z E N d ifferent things max
* * cause a headache, but there4*
Just one thing you need ever do to
get relief. B ayer Asp irin is aa
absolute antidote fo r such pain.
K eep it at the office. H a v e it handy
in the home. Those subject to fre­
quent or sudden headaches should
carry Bayer Aspirin in the pocket-
tin. Until you have used it fo r head­
aches, colds, neuralgia, etc., you’v *
no idea how Bayer Aspirin can help.
I t means auiclc, complete relief ta
millions o f men ana women who
use it every year. A n d it docs not
depress the heart.
O F INTEREST T O E V E R Y B O D Y
Airplane* can now he equipped with
refrigerators cooled by dry Ice.
About 2 per rent o f the population
o f llie United States Is mentnlly de­
fective.
A geologist points out that the Flor­
ida Everglades are really' a gigantic
spring.
.
A clock which served the village o f
Curslnck, Germany, 308 years, has
been retired.
Oermnny produces 90,000,000 felt
and wool hats In a year.
Large deposits o f sulphur have Just
been discovered at the Pulnna volcano,
near Clnma. Chile.
The monthly catch o f halibut deliv­
ered at Seattle from the North Pacific
Is worth from *1,500,000 to $2,000,000.
In the pnst five years the United
States hns exported a yearly average
o f *53,000,000 worth o f coarse grains.
Optim ist
T o he an optimist, you have to think
you hava arrived before you s ta rt
S etting the Stage
“ Tour secretary told me you are very
busy.”
"T h a t's right." answered Senator
Sorghum. “ She has a lot o f relations
who control votes and I want to keep
her Impressed with nty Importance as
much as I can.” — Washington Star.
B ella o f tha Ball
Jack— Do you know who that sweet
little girl Is I've been dancing with?
Gwendoline—Oh. yes, that's mother.
—Humorist.
Happy Thoaght
Philippa
I f men would only take the chances
Her Mother— I saw you deliberately
o f doing right because It la rig h t In­
stead o f the Immediate certainty of put your arms about Mr. Shymnn’s
th* advantage o f doing wrong, how neck and kiss him. Why did you do
much happier would their lives be.— It?
I’hlllppa— Because he's too honest to
B. R. Haydoti.
steal and too proud to beg and be
lust bad to have It somehow.
Machine Pluck* Chickens
Machinery Is being employed In
This Explain, a Le t
fanning to a greater extent every year,
“ I wonder Doris doesn't feel cold In
one o f the latest Inventions being an that skimpy dress."
appliance which plucks chickens In
“ Oh. she’s all righ t; she's wrapped
the course o f s few seconds.
un In b eiself."
Makes Life
Sweeter
T o o much to eat— too rich a diet—
or too much smoking. Lots o f things
cans« sour stomach, but one thing can
correct It quickly.
Phillips M ilk o f
Magnesia w ill alkallnlze the acid.
Take a spoonful o f this pleasant
preparation, and the system Is soon
sweetened.
Phillips Is always ready to relieve
distress from over-eating; to check all
a cid ity; or neutralize nicotine.
Re­
member thla for your own com fort;
fo r the snke o f those around you.
Endorsed by physicians, but they al­
ways say P h illip ».
Don't buy some­
thing else and expect the same re­
sults!
P hillips
r Miik .
o f Magnesia