THF TRIBUNE TURNER, OREGON
Air View of Forest Fire on M t Tamalpais
HOW TO UVE
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SUFFERING ELIMINATED
IS-yean sure»*» In treating Rectal and
Colon trouble* ny lira lb C I Itrea
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V aryin g Quality o f Far
It la not definitely known why
Inina liadger* when caught hare a pro-
dominance o f hair and other* a pra-
dontlnanca o f fur. T h * proportion o f
the different typo o f pelago yartaa In
different part* o f tbo year, llkewlao
with tha habit* o f certain animal*,
ander which condition* th* hair or fur
tuay ba ruhlied or broken off.
Steaplaekaaa Ok* tac lee
Th* hlgheat Jump* In tha ftrltlah
Qrnnd National F. O are thorn fence*
fi feet high and 2 fact thick. One o f
th* fence« I* 4 feet 10 Inch** high and
In * a ditch on th* taka-off aid* A
feet wide and 4 f**t deep. Ilerher'a
brook la a thorn fenca 4 feet 10 Inrhe*
high with a brook on tha far aid* »
feet wide and 4 fan* ;’ eep.
W eed fa* Taatkpicka
White birch la uaed moat axten slv«
fy for tha making o f toothpick« Th *
era! o f tha Induatry la In Malna, hut
an mo are Imported from Japan and
Portugal. The I'ortuguraa toothpick«
ara made o f orange wood and aro
a mailer and tougher. Thoaa from
Japan are mod* from fin a read«
.O h e e ilo a * Cae
fleorga had been attracted to a
ftnue* In th* neighborhood by th* a «
eauiblad crowd. A fter an Investiga-
ll..n h* ram* to hla mother aaylngt
“ I went down to Boyd** to ae* what
« ■ * tha matter. Ur. Doyd la about
dead with obuoiloua g a i In hi*
» a ruga.*
.Danger la Beagaat
Car* u u it b* taken In amalllng
fl.'wrra that on* doe* not Inhala too
vigorously, became tiny Inaarta that
l i t * on Ih* fiower may thus enter th*
«n ia l paaeaga* and caua* conalderabl*
Inflammation.
Flag* *a Merc heat Veeeele
By un ancient rul* o f th* *ru mer-
thunt ahlp* fly two llaga. On tha fore
mast la th* flag o f th* port to which
th * ahlp I* bound, and on tha stem
moat th* flag of tha aldp'a country la
•own.
Marks * f laeM eleacy
T h * Inelllclrnt man uinnlly overem-
(Ihatliea th* unimportant and neglect«
th * Important.
Ha practice« petty
•mnuralra and n*gl*cta big opportuni-
— Woman'« Horn* < r.mpa loo.
Character Ferm etiea
. There cannot b* any goodneaa nn-
leea It la a practiced goodneaa. Genlua
forma Itarlf In aolllnda, but a char
acter In struggling with tha w o r ld .«
George Meredith.
Has Maay Rivals
" I la who aceka riches," said ITI ITo.
flu- sag* o f Chinatown, "muat not he
•urprlaed tf he loara hi* own puree to
thoaa who** ijuaat la similar."— Wuah-
(tigtou Star.
N et M atter fa r PriJa ■
Jud Timklua
.a there's not much
Satisfaction In a friendship that la dua
4o tha fact that, aomehody think* h*
n n ns* yon In hla business.—Wash
ington Star.
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Hard and S o ft Rubber
Bo ft rubber contains about 2 to a
per rant aulphur, hard rubber about AO
per cent. A relatively longer period la
gequlrad for vulcanising hard rubber.
I asida Trouble* *
M ankind« Inner poverty, llttl*
Harrow neaa la th* poisoned spring
from which most nnhapplneag flow*,—
Farm and Fireside.
-, T h * W ay Haara
Children In Moscow ar* to ba »ap
plied with “ liai*porta" so policeman
may return them promptly when th*
tota atray afield.
Hi* Nam* la L egiea
lie 's th* kind o f man, wa said ad
miringly, who would nevar gel steamed
ap over cinnamon toast— Fort W ays*
New «Sentinel.
> Between Curke
Bach steps as the pedestrian may
taka to defend hla rights muat neces
sarily be fast ones.— Fort Wayue
Newa Sentinel. v
.W h ere Plaaeara Lias
Owning the richest ‘ asure* In th*
•rorld Is useleaa uniras someone eU *
Shares them.—American Magasin*,
-Canada la Third Pleca
, Canada ranks third In Importanc«
•a a sou re* o f metals o f th* jdntluuiik
group, after Russia and Colombia.
Short and Sweat— Saiaetlma*
T h * average dream lasU «bout flv*
Im a fk
W aterproofing W all Papora
A m at o f shellac or varnish may ha
Spread on any wall paper without In
jnrlng It. and It will then bn wator
proof.
M att C o Togathar
Capacity without education la dg-
plornlde, and education without ■«
parity la thrown away.— SnadL
N o Virtua la Haato
, Business dlapatched la hualneaa well
done, hut botdneas hurried la III duua
r-Uuhvar Lytton.
CLAREN C E
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PUNK
CHOOSE WELL
a m k iu c a
is a "going
concern” Juat now. M illion« o f
autoimdillca conlalnliig million* o f joy-
ucckrra ar* on th* road. Many o f tha
traveler* are bark-lo nature tourist*—
Hint ever growing and now vast group
who enjoy th* marvelous scenery, the
fine highway* o f the day's ride and
end up by e ro d in g tents for tba
night's repo«#.
Many w ill find Ihemaelrra In attrac
tive plna wooded automobile camps.
Ilut even In tha more elaborate one»,
patrons should satisfy themselves as
In th* purity o f the water supplies.
While some jurisdictions protect trav
eler* by Irallng the possible enure*»
o f Infection, by uo mean* all o f them
d a It therefor* pay* to Investigate
a bit on this Important point. Rut
tli* suggestions to follow concern
llinae who ar* likely to avoid the e «
tuhllahed place* and seek aeclualoa
and nature In mors remote spots.
In thus becoming eiclu alve gypaln*
certain personal obligations arise, Ih*
fulfillment o f which la aelf protection
and protection for other*. Here they
are: 1. He* that your camp alt* Is well
drained. Keep away from marshy
land. O f course, get among the trees,
but arold heavy growths or under
brush— mosquitoes hide In denae cov
er. 2. You will doubtless choose •
spot that attract* because It la clean
Keep It that way. I’erhap* you will
want to com * back to It. Then, there
Is th* other fellow to consider, lluru
or bury garitage. papers and other lit
ter. S. Put out your fire*. Iturned
forests ar* oelther good to look at or
pleasant to ramp In. II* particularly
careful about discarding lighted cl
gars and cigarettes. The beat way to
do this la to put them out before you
throw them away. 4. Keep your sew
age out o f th* streams. Remember
that many foolish folk * are likely to
drink IhU water. Dig a shallow pit
cover the waatra with earth.
Roth
typhoid fever and files will he dlsap
pointed by Mil* practice, ft. Hce where
ih* water cornea from before, not aft
er. you drink IL In any event, don't
drink from a stream. Mnny thought
lea* people have likely polluted It.
Moreover, It doe* not pay to drink
from o spring unless It la In a re
mot* pine*. Not even then If there
appear* to bo any poaslbl* sourc* of
contamination.
Nothing unreasonable about these
Ideas, la there? Yet, thousands will
deliberately violate every one o f them
every duy throughout th* eenaon
Many o f them will gel III. sow * will
die. In consequence.
1.1 v* to enjoy your automobile ax
cursloo M S I year. loo. Follow the
rules I
s e e
N
W it
u H u a n m d £ i
orth
HAVE A HEART!
HE hot season la baby's danger
period. II la also the time o f year
In which he I* most uncomfortable
T o many o f hi* tribe, th* thermom
H er means absolutely nothing, thuugb
through no fault o f hi* to be sura.
Suffering In a woolen bund, heavy
long sleeved ahlrt, thick sock*, peltl
coat, dreaa. wilb tli* woolen sack
crowning all —he yells, he erica amt
he frets. While hla su|>crlor parents
entirely obllvloua to hi* feelings run
around In shirt sleeve* and thin
dresses respectively, at the eame time
bewailing their possession o f such a
disturbing child I
A little less attention to their own
comfort and decidedly more cure ot
the little m ile who can't help himself
would he much ir.ore sensible. For ex
ample, when the temperature 1« «hove
8ft degrees tt U onlg fair to permit
baby during th « mid-day hour to lie
■ round In diaper and band—the shoal
der slrap variety, or the single hot
weather garment. True, In such a
common sense outfit the young man
(o r lady) will not be In formal dreaa
but there will be plenty o f time lal*t
on for th a t
The overdressed child on a tropl
rally hot day la weakened and de
pressed by h eat Moreover, disease
especially summer diarrhea, I* more
likely to make him It* victim.
Outdoor sleeping I* advisable. If
safe, unless the house I* cooler, which
I* frequently (he c *s * on still super
heated nights Again, tf the house I*
cooler than outsld* In th* daytime
keep him Indoors. Otherwise seek
outdoor shade, avoid direct sunlight,
and by all mean* protect him and hla
food from files.
A fter all, a baby la • pretty aensl
hie creator*. I I* doesn't ask for lux
ury. money, for fine clothes, for exotic
foods He does demand, and should
receive at all times, com fort plus com
men sense treatment.
The next lim e hahy seta up a howl,
get behind the noise and locate Its
cause. And remember tu torrid weath
er one o f the most common causes for
hi* vocal exuberance Is a superfluity
o f clothes. Have a heart I
R E L A T IV I T Y
Professor Einstein's secretary was
so hardened with Inquiries aa to tba
meaning o f "re la tiv ity" that tba pro
fessor decided to help her out. I I*
told her to answer these Inquiries as
follo w s: "W hen you alt with a alca
giri for two boors, yoo think I f * only
a asinata, but when you alt on a hot
atova for a minuta, yoo think It's two
hours-
That's relativity.” — Christian
Advocate.
LIVING TENTATIVELY
* \ S P IR IN
B elie f C ivet Strength
Only so far as matt believes strong
ly, mightily, cun he act cheerfully, or
do anything that la worth the doing.-
r . W. Robertson.
M aa’s Data*«
Man Is not born to aolva tba prob
lem of the ani verse, but to find oat
wbat he has to do— and to rostrali!
himself within the limita o f bis com
prehension.— Gnet ha.
Hera la a remarkable airplane view o f the recent forrat Are that swept up the slopes o f Mt. Tamalpais, Cali
fornia, and destroyed the tavern on the top o f the mountain.
This Is the Latest Type of Helicopter
“ What did Jack mean when be told
you be and I were engaged tenta
tively r
"W e ll— be eald. If be married yoo
on hla salary you'd have to Uve Is
a tent."
Mosquito Bites
HANFORD’ S
Balsam of Myrrh
H am aa Natura
F o r n o t» w bo slap me on the bach.
1 muat admit I do oot cara.
But r v a great adm iration for
T ba albd o f fo lk * w bo pat me there
IM M
Caa Bala W ater. T ea
Salt— Did you ever see a bundle of
vapor?
Lubber— Bundle o f vapor?
N o!
How -ould you bundle vapor?
Tar— By machinery.
Lubber— What I
Tar— Sure. You’ve heard of steam
rollers?— Army and Navy Journal.
—
Tho "Malden Milwaukee," all metal monoplane which lias been purchased from the Hamilton Metalplane com
pany o f Milwaukee by the Johnson Aeroplane company o f I>*lmy. Fla. Jesae C. Johnson has converted the plana
Into an experimental helicopter by providing horixontal 18-foot propellers fo r each wing. In addition to the front
prop. The wing prop« ar» driven by shafts from a motor in the fuselage and are expected to cause the plan*
to rise and land almost vertically.
Young Marquess a "Regular Feller”
GIVEN V AIL MEDALS
What Did He M aaa?
"1 long for th* kind of a man wbo
would lova and protect me always."
she murmured, "one wbo wonld under
stand, a man wbo would kneel In the
dust to kiss the bem o f my skirt." ber
voice trailed dreamily.
“ Chlorine, deer,” *a!d the young
man, earnestly. "It wouldn’t be neces
sary for him to kneel In the dust."
P laying S a fe
“ Yon have made your remark« very
lo n g !"
“Th at* where I play safe.” an
awered Senator Sorghum “They go
unchallenged because no one wbo ap
predates tbe value of time will un
dertake to understand them for pur
poses o f contradiction."— Wasblngto?
Star.
WEIGH HIS WORDS
I
Score* o f people probably owe the(r
lives to Mrs. Althea P. Marks, tele
phone agent at Satlcoy. Calif., who,
when the SL Francis dam collapsed a
year ago, remained at her switch
board three nights and two days
without sleep, at first to warn home*
In the path o f the flood and later to
assist relief. She has been awnrded
the Vail silver and bronze medal* and
$2.80 in cash by the Pacific Telephou*
and Telegraph company.
M AY BE AMBASSADOR
George John Patrick Dominic Townshend, marquess o f Townshend.
tw elve years old, came to Lynn, Mass., with his mother for the celebration
o f that rlty'a three hundredth birthday, and turned out to be Juat one o f the
boys. Here he la (le f t ) tossing the bat fo r sides in a baseball game with
casual acquaintances at K ing's beach. SwampacotL
Tlmaon— "Y on should never be wltb
ont a small pair o f scales when yon
talk." 8tlmson— “ What do yoo mean?"
Ilmson— "You need to weigh you*
vnrda."
Nights Tillad W ith Masic
I strive to be » radio tan.
Mv admiration deep
la not so powerful that I can
Survive tbe loa» of strap.
Badges a f Courage
W lfey— I f I were you I wouldn't
boast o f my courage by continually
showing off with that medal o f valor
oa yonr chest'
Hubby—»Then perhaps I had bet tat
remove my wedding ring also 1
Old Monitor Now a "Country” Club
Daagaroua
W e are told o f the good mother wbo
waa disturbed over her son who had
been In Italy studying for three years
“ 1 am so afraid he'll get so Italicized
he won't come home."
That Spoils Him
Mother— Daughter, dear. I’m afraid
that young man Is a bad egg.
Daughter— He's all that and even
worse.
Mother— What do you mean?
Daughter— He'a ■ bad egg that's
broke.
1 « III» t a l i r a N ,w » p» prr U n to * )
Aaeth er Subject
A lad attending an eastern college
wrote to hi* father asking him to In
cress* hla allowance, as he was taking
np another subject. T h * father com
plying with the request. Inquired th*
mint* of the su bject T h e reply wat
golf.
folly to tuffer long from neu-
* r¡til, neuralgia, or headaches when
relief is swift and sure, w ith Bayer
Aspirin. For 28 years the medical
profession has recommended i t It
does not affect the heart Take it
for colds, rheumatism, sciatica,
lumbago. Gargle it for a sore throat
or tonsilitis. Proven directions for
its many uses, in every package.
All drug stores have genuine Baver
Aspirin which is readily identified
bv the name on the box and th »
Bayer cross on every tablet
Sjptris U tha txd a mifV o<^B«T<ir Manaf^ctw*
T
Reclaimed ky Oceaa
The Island* on (he western coast ol
Scotland were originally part o f the
mainland. The whole wratem ooaat
of Bcotlnnd has sunk. T h * fjords are
submerged land valley* which sub
sided to a considerable depth below
their former level. Th e Hebrides were
formerly on* with the mnlnland. hut
tha land between tank and waa cov
ered by the ocean.
IT'S
The Amphllrtte, form erly the U. S. S. Monitor which helped guard New
York harbor during the W orld war, la now a fashionable floating "country"
club, at auchor off Port Washington, Long Island.
SHORT ITEMS TO REMEMBER
Fires In cotton gins cause a large
annual lost In this country.
Australia's wheat crop this year
Is expected
to reach
108,000,000
bushels.
In two month* recently Argentina
Imported nearly $4,000,000 worth of
American motor trucks.
An English postman won n w ig a r
by walking 10 miles In a pair o f wom
en's high heeled shoes.
Edward A. Cndnhy, packer, has
given Loyola university, o f Chicago,
$.800.000 for a library.
Genoa, Italy, which gave the world
Columbus, Is to have Its own arch o f
triumph commemorating the nation's
vlctony over Austria.
G eorge Lew is solved the problem
o f whom to Invite to hla birthday
party. He asked every one In A d u iu «
villa, Mass., his home town.
John N. W lllys, who has retired
from active work as an automobile
manufacturer, la mentioned as likely
to be appointed ambassador to Turkey.
Hard to F igaro
Clerk— I'm taking a correspondence
course to get more money.
Boss— T h at'* terrible.
Pm taking
one to reduce expense*.
Florida*! E ntry la ta Fam ily
By treaty o f 1819 Spain ceded F lor
ida to the United State* on July 1,
182L T ill* came aa a result o f many
long controversies between th* two
countries In regard to Florida. C ivil
government was not established utuil
1822.
E n forcia g th* Ralos
Mr H edllte*— Hey I Lay off I Quit
It I
The Business Agent— Yoo ain’t al
lowed to clean them big specs yonr
self. Gotta pat a union window wash
er on the Job.
Civilisation’s Object
T h * process o f civilization consists
o f th* discovery o f men o f the laws
o f the universe and o f living Ir har
atony with line laws.—Calvin Cooildg*.
A a Inspiratioa
Trom — My w ife made me a success
Bone— I'm glad to hear yon aaj
th at
Trom — Tea. she has always wanted
so many things that I had to bustle
Too Much Background
"W hy did you break off your en
gagement?"
“ Because o f my fiancee's past."
“ Did you find out anything bad?"
"N o t exactly— but It la too long fo r
tne— forty-two years."
Toast to Coast good Grocers sell and
recommend Unas Ball Blue. Bettes
value than any other.— Adv.
H * Had Enough
Referee (e x c ite d ly)— Hey, the bell
has rung fo r the eleventh round.
Boxer (who has lost hla enthusi
asm )— Aw, !* i‘g sit this ooe out.
WhenFood
Sours
Lots o f folks who think they have
"Indigestion" have only an a d d condi
tion which could be corrected In flv*
or ten minutes. An effective anti-arid
like PhUllps Milk o f Magnesia soon
restores digestion to normal.
Fhilllps does away with all that
sourness and gas right a fter meals. It
prevents the distress so apt to occur
two hours a fter eating. W hat a p le a «
ant preparation to ta k e!
And how
good It is fo r the system I Unlike ■
burning dose o f soda— which la but
temporary re lie f at best— Phillip*
Milk o f Magnesia neutralise* many
times Its volume In arid.
Next time a hearty meal, or too rich
a diet has brought on the least dis
comfort, try—
p m u ip s
*
Milk
o f Magnesia
Husky Dame
German Newspaper.— Babe Ruth, th*
famous lady baseball player, receive*
*n annual salary equal to 900.000
marks. She also has an additional In
come from other sources. Resides this
she receives a vacation lasting a
quarter o f the year.
TOOK ADVICE
O f HER MOTHER
Praises Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound
Wetmora. Colo.— "W hen I waa mar
ried 14 years ago I waa In bad health
for * couple o l
years and when I
tried to do any«
thing I would get
tired and worn-out.
I have taken Lydia
E. Plnkbam'a Vege
table C o m p o u n d
off and on all thesa
years
and
have
r e c o m m e n d e d It
to
hundred*
ot
woman.
I har*
given birth to sis
children and have taken the Vegetable
Compound as a tonic before child
birth. It hss dona me worlds o f good.
My mother had taken It several times
and aha recommended It to B * ”—1
Mss. J o b s D sasska , Wetm ora. Colo
rado