THE TRIBUNE TURNER. OREGON
Loretta Young
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party. It was such fun to think o f all
the surprises they were going to have
for others and then, too, llennle want
OW Bonnie Brownie wanted to
ed to surprise hla brother, Billie.
give a party and he decided that
Billie was due to come home from
be would hare a bon lire party.
a trip he had boon taking on the a ft
So he a»\ed the B reeie Broth« r*
ernoon o f the party.
I f they wouid help him take ai t jnd
Yea. more than anything. Bonnie
the Invitations.
wanted to have a splendid party for
Nothing plensea the B reeie Broth
hla dear brother. Billie.
era more than to help when there Is
At last the day o f the party came
going to be a party and they accepted
and the rooms o f leaves and the paths
with much Joy. Oh, yea, they would
o f leaves and tha great pile o f leaves
help h im !
were In absolute readiness.
So they took around hla Invitations
AH the guests began to arrive. W it
to the Fairies and to the Gnomes and
ty Witch came first, and In honor of
to the roembera o f the O af and Bogey
Beunle's party she wore a coetume
fam ilies and to the Klres and to old
o f orange and crimson which was
Mr. Giant and to W itty Witch and the
really very handsome.
other Brownies.
Old Mr. Giant came next and he
Many o f the Brownlee helped Ben
wore tall red boots and a suit o f
nle as he made the preparations for
brown with red touches. His red cra
hla party.
vat was especially admired by all.
Well, Drat o f all they gathered many
The Fairy Queen came, too, dressed
piles o f leaves and old Mr. Wind and
In a scarlet costume which was
lovely.
Fairy Princess Joy wore a green
drtss, the edges o f which were o f
pink-red.
Fairy Princess Twilight-Bed wore a
dress o f soft yellow, and Fairy Ybab
wore a dress o f crimson.
Oh. everyone was dressed up for
the occasion.
And. last o f all to arrive was B illie
Brownie. Oh. how delighted he was
when he saw the many guests and
when he saw the wonderful party
which his brother Bennie had planned.
He hogged Bennie and Bennie
hugged him and they both fell over
and then picked themselves up to hug
each other again and fell down once
more.
“ Bennie! How delighted I am.“ he
cried.
W ore Tall Red Boots and a Suit of
"A n d 1 am delighted that you are."
Brown With Red Touches.
shouted Bennie.
For Just because they were broth
the Breeze Brothers promised they
ers was no reason why they should
would help the party by not coming
not be quite willing to praise -each
around.
So they stayed away, and the other and show that they were exceed
ingly fond o f each other!
Brownies raked up the leaves and
And then the party began. The
made piles and piles o f them.
Then they made one very enormous guests were much Impressed with the
dressing rooms and they thought that
pile o f leaves and all around they
Bennie had certainly prepared one o f
made paths o f leaves and rooms o f
the most marvelous parties ever
leaves which led up to the big pile o f
given in Fairyland.
leaves.
The bonfire was glorious and In
They had dressing rooms made o f
honor o f the occasion F airy Princess
leaves— they had these fo r the guests
Twilight-B ell sang a song and W itty
to leave their outer wraps In I f they
Witch told stories while all the
so desired, and they had a tiny little
Brownies and the Elves and the
pool made surrounded by leaves.
Fairies and the members o f the O af
Oh, It was a very magnificently ar
and Bogey families, old Mr. Giant
ranged party and Bennie spent hours
and W itty Witch and the Gnomes
and days with some o f the other
Joined hands around the great fire,
Brownies over It.
singing as they danced.
But they loved working over the
(Coprrtsht.)
A PARTY IN FAIRYLAND
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«THE WHY of
WKy W e Do
W kat W e Do
S U P E R S T IT IO N S
By
H.
IRVI NQ
KINQ
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by M. E. T H O M S O N . Ph. D.
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SWARMING BEES
W HY WE BELIEVE
A N Y are the superstitions with
regard to bees and probably the
moot common and widespread one Is
that when the bees swarm and leave
the hive. It Is necessary to go forth
with pans, kettles, bells and other ar
ticles by which a noise may he pro
duced, and, by creating a great din,
induce the truant insects to alight.
This Is not a new custom by any
means fo r Varre, the learned Roman,
w riting two thousand years ago, re
marked, “ Who does not know that
wandering and dispersed bees may be
got to one place by cymbals and rat
tles?”
The bee was especially sacred to
Diana and Ceres. T o the form er it
was assigned because It was a symbol
o f virginity, but to Ceres, the goddess
o f grain and harvest, the bee was nat
urally affiliated by the part It plays
In the farm life. Ceres was the bees’
especial goddess and over the fields
o f that goddess’ care they flew In
search o f the material for their
honey. So when they swarm and go
in search o f a new home they bear In
the beating o f the tin pans the clash
o f the cymbals around the altar o f
their goddess; in the bells and rat
tles the sound o f sacred Instruments
celebrating her rites— and knowing,
thereafter, that her altar Is nigh,
they settle down on some convenient
Umb as a suitable place to end their
exodus. When you beat a tin pan to
stop the swarming bees yon are mere
ly trying to fool them by Imitating an
ancient heathen rite.
(© by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
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T I T E B E LIE V E because we want
* t to believe. It Is very easy for
a mother to think the best concern
ing her boy. She believes him Inno
cent when all the world Is certain that
be Is guilty.
B elie f makes fo r prejudice. I f we
have a poor opinion o f John Doe we
are ready to believe some unsavory
rumor concerning his moral conduct
Just as the mother or lover refuse
to believe anything evil o f their be
loved.
M
T o arouse belief In ns. a new fact
or bit o f Information must fit In with
our preconceived notions. Now and
then we are forced to believe what
we do not want to believe because
the evidence substantiates oar experi
ence.
T o doubt the thing we do not care
to believe Is our first Impulse. Per
haps we are Interested In the Yankees’
baseball team and we hope and be-
live that they are going to win a par
ticular game. W e ask some one how
the game came oot, and be says, “ The
Yanks lo s t" Our first response Is
natural enough. W e say. “ N o ! That
can't be." W e have been thinking In
terms o f victory and cannot accept
the fact o f d efea t W e keep hoping
against hope that the report Is false,
although we know right well that the
score stands against our favorite team.
It takes time to have the truth borne
In on us.
W e also believe because we accept
the source o f Information aa authori
tative. The more prestige the source
has the quicker we believe. The
child believe« Impllctty In his father
and older people generally, because he
realizes that they know more than he
does.
B elief Is also produced through sug
gestion and Imitation. W e believe
what others believes
HAD PLENTY OF VIEWS
didn't want to buy some views o f this
punk resort to send home, what did
you say?’’ Genevieve— “ I said no, I
had p len ty ; but they weren't fit to
send thrrugh the mail— 1 would have
to take them myself.”
For
Grace— “ When he asked you If you
D e c o r a t iv e
FUNK
Scarlet
Pimpernel
By
For Meditation
o f some family In your district whnas
position, shall we suy, approaches most
nearly to thst of the cl devsnt Tour-
m m d ’ Agcm tyi before their arrest
Thst family should consist of al least
one woman or, heller itlll, one or two
young children, or even an old limn or
an Imbecile.
Anything. In fact, to
arouas s|iecUlly that old fashioned
weakness which, for want o f a heller
word, w* will call sympathy.
“ That kind o f brood swarms In
every dlatrlcL All you have to do ts
to opeu your eyes. Auywny, having
settled on s family, which will become
our tool for lbs object we hava tu
view, you will order a summary per
quisition to tie mads by your gend
armerie In their house. You will causa
the bead o f the fam ily to he brought
before you and you wilt Interrogate
him first, and detain hltn under sus
picion. A second pvrqulsttlou will then
uot come amiss; tn fart, you will have
It bruited all over the nelghtiorhood
that this particular fam ily has been
denounced as ’suspect* end that thetr
arrest and subsequent trial In Parts,
on a charge o f treason. Is only s mat
ter o f days You understand?"
“ 1 do," Lnatcl replied, tn s time that
sounded decidedly perplexed and un
convinced. "B u t— “
"T h ere Is no but shout It." Ctisavn-
Itn retorted brusquely. "Y ou bars
asked my help and I give you my o r
ders. All you havo to do Is to obey—
and not lo argue. Is that clear?"
“ Quite, quite clear, my good friend,"
Lauzet hastened to assure him. “ In
fact, I already have some one In my
mind."
“ Which la all to the good." Chnuvn-
Itn broke In curtly. “ On the bnlnncs
o f your seal your reward will present
ly be weighed. Now listen further to
ins. Having followed my Instructions
a t to perquisitions and so on. you will
arrange ss sensational au arrest o f
this fam ily as you can The mors tt
O
The Self Sufficiency A g s
An obstinate, ungovernable self-suf
fictency plainly points out to us thnt
state o f Imfierfect maturity st which
the graceful levity o f youth Is lost
and the solidity o f experience not yel
acquired —.1 unins
“ Even a good looker doesn’t al
ways see what she looks aL "
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Six-Cylinder Men
Automobiles don’t make the man.
But they make the Impression.—The
American Magazine.
Camera Long Known
The ciiinerii. It Is believed, was In
vented by Giovanni Battista della
Porta In the Sixteenth centnry, though
the principle waa actually known b »
lore.
The Finish o f Bluebird
Bluebeard— W ell, J’m a widower
again.
H ow about It?
I'm crazy
about you.
Ills Latest L ovs—I think a lot o f
you, Blooey. But you'll have to shave
flrtt^ I'm so aw fully ticklish.
Onion Long in Fneor
N ative to southern Asia or the hor
ders o f the Mediterranean sen, the
onion hss been esteemed an excellent
food from the earliest times, o f which
Mure sre authentic records. Egyptlnns
cultivated onions at the dawn o f their
history.
The Exception
Maid— No'm.
I never break my
word.
Mrs. W ise— Then that's the only
thing you have not broken slnco
you’ ve been here.— Border Cities Star.
Com plem entary Qualities
l^ive must be Intelligent, and Intel
ligence must be loving tsffnre either
can reach Its fullest exercise. — Ite r
ridge.
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V F .R Y
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r e g a r d le s s
o f t y p e , g iv e s b e t 1er r e s u l t «
v l t h C h a m p io n S p a r k F in g a .
T h ere
ts a
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t lr s ig it e d t o g i v e b e t t e r r e s u lt a
f o r e v e ry o p e r a tin g c o n d it io n .
Consult you r «Icoler
CHAMPION
(P A R K
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W om anly W its
“ A neighbor o f ours.” writes s rot*
respondent to Farm end Fireside, “ bed
such « costly set o f furniture covers
modo thnt ahe la bow having a second
set moite to protect the best ones."
“ T A C K -U P ”
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G R A C E A S A N D K N O P , Edina, M o .
"A ll You Have to Oo Is to ’ 'pan Your
Eyas."
la talked about In tho neighborhood
the better for oor purpose. You uo-
derstanilT"
" I do, I do," Lauzet said eagerly. “ I
see your whole scheme oow.
You
want to Induce the English spies to
exert themselves oo behalf o f this
family, so that— "
"E xactly I Therefore, the more sym
pathy you cao evoka for them the bet
te r ; a pretty girl, nn Invalid, a crip
p le; anything Ilk « that will rouse tbs
so-called chivalry of those spies. Then,
having effectrd your arrest, you ar
range to convey tha family to Paris,
and do so, apparently under rather
(cclile escort, say, oot mors than four
men.
"N ot more than four men. re-mem
ber." I'liauvelln reiterated with stow
emphasis, "aa visible escort."
“ 1 understand."
"Instead ot the usual chaise for con
veying your prisoners to Paris, yon
will use the local diligence and, hav
ing disposed o f the prisoners Inside
the vehicle, you will have It further
packed with half a dozen or mors
picked men from your local gendarm
erie, armed with pistols; and you will
take a leaf out o f the Scarlet Pim
pernel's own hook, because that half
dozen picked men will be disguised as
other arlstoa I d distress, women, crip
ples, old men, or what you will. Yon
can then go even a little further In
your trickery and arrange a break
down for your diligence In the lone
liest bit o f road tn the forest o f
Itezleres, and choose the twilight for
your miss en-scene. Then— "
But Lauzet could oo longer restrain
hla enthusiasm.
“ Ob. then I I see It s i l l ” he ex
claimed eagerly. "T h e band o f Eng
lish spies will have been on the watch
for the diligence. They will attack IL
thinking that tt I* but feebly guarded.
But this time we shall be ready for
them and— "
But suddenly hla enthusiasm failed.
Hla round, fat face lost Its glow o f
excitement and hla small, round eyes
stared In comic perplexity at hla
friend.
(TO BK CONTINUED )
Appeal to Men Through Vanity and Vainglory
Almost every woman hag something
about her which, carefully nurtured,
will mnke her se«m desirable— imL of
course, to every mull In her world, but
to one or two. Th e charm, which may
be anything from plqnnnt conversation
to good cooking, w ill find appreciation
somewhere If It be well displayed
"M en are appealed to through thetr
vanity and vainglory even more easily
than women, which means thnt moat
men would rather be seen about with
a woman who patently did credit to
thetr own powers o f fascination Ihnn
with the worthiest creature In the
world If ahe had no meant o f making
tbs beholders envy them.
“ T here may be men who dislike
’mere flirtation.' and coldly Ignore a
woman who attracts them, hut yon
will have to look for them In mon
asteries and other retired places. They
are not o f this world.
“ A man likes to hiok upon a womnn
aa one who la subject to a hundred
weaknesses and follies, and yet re
tv t-K *
Ask for
T
P e r poses
Mr. H w ig eifo rd — Bah I That cheese
Isn't fit to eat.
T illy (the m aid)—I know It. Tou
ain't expected to eat IL That plate
o f cheese was put there Just to cover
a hole in the tablecloth.
A n Adventure
of tke
H R IF T ta a ep’ .mdld thing hut
when It reaches the point of
miserliness It ceases to hs a virtue.
One o f tta most peculiar manifesta-
tloua la the practice o f keeping down
blinds to "save the rugs.”
In the
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rural districts o f some sections o f
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the country the whole house will he
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T h e Baroness O rczy
;
shut up tight, summer amt winter
“ so that the carpets won’t fade.“
:
Many city matrons tn leaser degree LA.
WNU Servie«
are guilty o f the same conduct.
Prisons o f former years were both
dark and dump; amt they consequent
ly not only confined those unfortunate
enough to be sent to them, but killed
them with disease. However. In these
days o f enlightenment even ninny
Charming Loretta Young has risen
Jails are reasonably light, and get
steadily In the “ m ovie" world. Her
plenty o f fresh air. Why then, emu
work In “ Scarlet Stas" and In the all-
late the pennl practices o f past rears
star production. "T h e Squall." brought
by saving the colors tn ruga and car
sa much favorable commendation that
the was chosen fo r the principal fe pets?
Germs are cowardly things.
They
male role In “ Fast L ife ." This It on#
love the dark and thrive tn IL They
o f her latest picture#.
are equally attached to dust.
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versely, they flee from sunlight, fresh
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CHAPTER II— Continued
air and cleanliness.
Physicians realize the fundamental
And to. In his difficulty, Ctloyen
fact thnt an abundance o f sunlight
Lauiet sent an urgv-ut message to his
ts essential fo r normal development
oooooo
friend Chnurelln. to cume at once to
and the maintenance of a good physl
Mantes, If possible— a request which
By LE O N A R D A . B AR R E TT
cal condition.
Drawn blinds bar It
delighted Chsuvelln and with which
altogether.
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I he forthwith compiled.
And thus,
W hile In many latitudes It becomes
three day* after the sensational rescue
AVOIDABLE TRAGEDIES
Impossible In the winter time to keep of the Tourtum d'Agensy family, 'hoes
the windows constantly open during
two men— l-suzet and Uhnuveltn—both
NE o f the greatest tragedies the day. this need not he so during
Intent on the capture o f one o f the
known In the history o f hospitals the late spring, summer and early } most hitter enemies o f the revolution
fall.
One thing Is certain, winter ary government o f France, were sit
occurred recently tn Cleveland. Ohio,
when tn the Cleveland clinic 125 per will not keep out the sunshine I f you ting together In the office o f the rural
sons lost their liv e « and many more are willing to let It In.
commissariat at M ante* l innet hrd
One step farther ts required, how
suffered from the effects o f poisoned
quickly put hla friend In possession of
gas and fire. T h e cause fo r the disas e v e r: window glass filters out the the farts connected with that Impu
most beneficent portion o f the snn's dent escapade, and Chauvelln. over an
ter seems to have been the failure to
ra ys It becomes necessary therefore,
properly house films used In the X-ray
excellent gluss o f wine, had put his
department. Those who Investigated not only to let In light but to permit
undoubted gifts and subtle brain at
the sunshine to enter
direct.
In I the service o f the official.
the details o f this calamitous event
claim that the fumes which came from severe weather a few minutes ta
"N ow , listen to me. my dear Lao-
burning films were like the deadly enough, tn mild seasons one cannot set," he said after a prolonged silence,
have
too
much
o
f
IL
Therefore,
raise
gases used In the late war. Regardless
during which the chief o f section had
o f the final results o f the Investigat all blinds, and keep them np; then been able to trace on hla friend's fare
ing committee in fixing the responsi throw open the windows and let tn the Innei workings of a master mind
Better
bility for the disaster the fact re the sunshine and fresh sir.
concentrated on ooe all-engrossing ob-
cotora than
mains that had proper precautionary a little dust and faded
JecL “ Listen to me. I need not tell
disease.
methods been used the accident would
yon. I think, thst I have had some e x
Be
thrifty.
But
don’t
let
thrift
tn
never have occurred.
perience o f that audarloua Scarlet
Some years past many lives were this connection get the better o f you
Pimpernel
and hla gang; popular
I f you do, you w ill be a miser— per
loet In Chicago when fire swept from
rumor will have told you tbaL It will
the st ge over a capacity audience In haps a sick one. And you even may also have told yon, no douhL that In
one o f the largest theaters. A fter the turn Into a dead one)
all my endeavors for the capture o f
s e e
that detestable spy I was Invariably
cause o f the tragedy was determined
A VICIOUS PEST
foiled by persistent III luck oa the ooe
and the blame fixed It was finally de
side, and the man's boundless luipo
creed that the public should no long
er be subjected to so dangerous a
IIE fly Is one o f the dirtiest In dence on the other. It la because I
failed to lay the audacious rascal by
situation a g a in ; so it was decided
sects In existence. It ts a pity
the heels that you ore me now. a dis
that asbestos curtains should hang In that It presents such ao Inoffensive
front o f the stage In every theater. appearance and that It lacks a sting graced and disappointed man. after
half a lifetim e devoted to the service
The pilot o f an airship advised the er.
I f It were ugly and aggressive
o f my country. Bot. In the lexicon of
authorities to whom he was responsi humanity's Indifference to It would
our glorious revolution, my gixid le u
ble that It wonld be unsafe to attempt Immediately change Into opposing Its
zeL there la no such word as f a l l ; and
the scheduled flight at the time dangerous activity. But that Is where
many there are who deem me lucky
The harm that It
agreed upon; that weather conditions the trouble lies.
because my head still hapiwns to he
made It very dangerous. He received does ts accomplished so slyly that the
a cart reply In the nature o f a com average Individual Is likely to become on my shoulders, after certalu episodes
mand “ to obey ordera” with the re careless regarding this pest especial at Calais. Boulogne or Paris, o f which
you have. I doubt oot, besrd more
sult that he lost bis life In the wreck ly If he happens to ItTe In the country
than one garbled version."
True, there Is s great difference
o f the airship. A fte r that the au
Laazet nodded his bald head In sym
thorities reversed their custom by between the house o f former days full
pathy. He also passed s moist, hot
leaving the date and time o f flights o f files fresh from the bsm yard and
finger around the turn o f his crnvaL
to the discretion o f those who knew the comparatively flylesa farmhouse
more about the hazards o f flying than o f today. However, much still need* i This allusion to failure In connection
with the desired capture o f the Kcarlei
Inexperienced and untrained persons. to he accomplished before this enemy
Pimpernel had started an unpleasant
The question naturally occurs, why to life hns been laid low.
train o f thoughL
Typhoid fever Is a disease o f filth
must society be called upon to pay
" I ’ ve only told you all this, my good
tt Is Invariably
so dear a cost for Its own protection? and unclennllnesa.
Lauzet." Chauvelln went on. with a
Almost every forward movement In contracted by taking food, water or
sarcastic carl o f his thin lips. “ In o r
the development o f preventive meas milk which has been Infected by ty
der to make you realize the value
ures owes Its Inception to Intense suf phold fever germs. And It Is right
which, lo spite o f my avowed failures,
fering and In many cases, death. Un here that the Innocent looking fiy be
the committee o f public safety stDI set
comes
such
a
powerful
and
deadly
doubtedly the Cleveland tragedy will
upon my advice. They have disgraced
cause a rigid Inspection o f X ray emissary.
me. It la true, but uoly outwardly. And
This Insect Instinctively haunts on
rooms In all hospitals and legal enact
this they have only done In order to
ment by which that dangerous but protected cess pools and In this man
leave me a wider scope for my activi
necessary department w ill he made ner collects germs on Its feet which
ties, particularly In connection with
It
later
deposits
on
food
by
the
aim
safe. I f the sacrednees o f human life
the tracking down o f spies.
As an
pie
process
o
f
walking
I
t
Out
were placed first and obligation to
actual member o f the committee I was
society received chief consideration side conveniences should therefore
obviously ao Important
personage
human life wonld not be unnecessarily always be efficiently protected.
whose every movement wna In the
tt
ta
not
always
possible,
especially
subjected to the peril o f Ignorance,
public e y e ; cow aa an outwardly ob
on farms, to remove the barnyard
pride and materialistic selfishness.
acure agent I come and go In secret
products that are such a favorite
112). W M tirn N .w .p sp vr Union.)
I can lay plana. I can help and I can
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haunt for the f l y ; but even there a
advise without arousing attention.
certain amount o f sanitary care and
Above all. I can remain the guiding
the efficient screening o f one's house
head, prepared to use auch fearless
» I I I diminish the hazard from that
patriots aa you are yourself, In the
source.
great cause which we all have at
Moreover, there ts absolutely no ex
heart, the bringing to Justice o f a bund
cuse for anybody to maintain any
o f English spies, together with their
fly-attracting spots In the Immediate
elusive chief, the Scarlet Pimpernel."
neighborhood o f their dwelling. Ex
“ W ell spoken, friend Chauvelln,”
posed garbage and other filth mag
Citizen t.auzet rejoined, with a tone
netlc to the fly should not be toler
o f perplexity lrv hi* husky voice, “ and,
ated.
believe me. It waa because I had a
As to food (and this applies to city
true Inkling o f what you’ ve Just snld
and rural folk equally) thoroughly
lhaL tn my anxiety, 1 begged you to
wash uncooked foods such ns lettuce,
come and give me the benefit o f yoor
celery and endives This mechanical
experience.
Now, tell me,” he went
process may remove ^ fever Infecting
on eagerly, “ how do you advise me to
germs deposited by files In the process
proceed T"
o f marketing this produce.
Chauvelln, before he replied to this
T o conclude, the best kind o f fiy
direct question, had another drink o f
for human beings Is a dead one. Do
wine. Then he smacked hla lips, set
not tolerate conditions that breed and
down hla glass, and finally aald with
don't give him quarter If he Invades
slow deliberation. " T o begin with, my
your home. Swat— and It vet
good Lauzet, try to bethink yourself
(tih. 1 2 :) W .* t * r n N vw vp vp vr U nion .)
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CLARENCE
FALSE ECONOMY
( © by M cC lu r« N ew sp a p er S yn dicate.)
A u to m o b ile ’ s Early Days
According to the November, 1895,
Issue o f the Horseless Age, a French
man. Koger, brought three horseless
carriages to New York In June o f that
year. They were run around the city
streets to advertise R. H. M ary’s de
partment store. In 1890 Barnum and
Bailey advertised that they would
exhibit a horseless vehicle as part o f
their show.
JO H N
>A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A 4
mains at heart a staunch friend, '•
really good sort.’
“ A man falls In love with a womnn
who helps him to apiu-ar at hla bosL"
—“T h e Technique o f the Love Affair,"
by a Gentlewoman.
"M a jo r ity ” sad “ P lu ra lity "
A candidate for office may be elect
ed by r plurality, though he does not
receive s m ajority, which Is more
than half o f the votes cast In an elec
tion.
•'Plurality” ta defined na the
“ excess o f the highest number o f votes
cast over the next highest number."
T o Illustrate, supposing 10,000 votes
are cast In an election In which there
are three candidntes.
The winner
mny receive 4,OIK) votes, the runner-
up 3,500 and the third mnn 2,500. The
winner would then have a plurality
o f 500 votes over hla closest rival,
but would hnve leas than a majority
o f all votes rnst, which would be
5,001 or more votes.
Got A w a y W ith Derrick
F ive years ago aq oil totupsny
erected a 90-foot derrick on Its leaas
a few miles from Coalings, Calif., and
fo r stilus reason never used IL The
derrick weighed several tons and was
valued st 15.000. The company lately
decided to sell the tinuxrd derrick and
found that It had been stolen.
I f you wish beautiful clear white
clothes, use R ubs Ball Blue. Iqirgs
package at Grocers.— Adv.
P e ril* o f India
Despite huge bounties for snakes
and wild animat* on the part o f the
government o f India, more than 30,000
persona are killed annually.
Last
iv n f snake* killed 18,734, wild ani
mals, 1,005.
A young man may Induce the girl's
fath er tn toe the mark hy posing as
the mark.
Makes Life
Siveeter
N ext time a coated tongue, fetid
breath, or acrid akin gives evidence
o f sour stomach— try Phillips Milk of
Mugnesln 1
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Get acquainted with thla perfect an-
tl-acld thnt helps the syMein keep
sound and sweet. That every stomach
needs at times. Tak e It whenever a
hearty meal brings any discomfort.
Phillip* M ilk o f Mugnc*ln has won
mcdlrnl endorsement. And convinced
millions o f men nml women they didn’t
have “ Indigestion.”
Don’t diet, and
don’t suffer; Just remember Phillip*
Pleasant to lake, and always effective
The name Phillips ta Importnnt; II
Identifies the genuine product, “ Milk
o f Magnesia” hn* lieen the IT. 8. regl*
tered trade murk o f the Charles H
Phillips Chemical do. and Its pre
deceaaor Chnrles LI. Phillips since 1875
P hillips
r „ Milk ,
o f M agnesia
Costain*
w h
"Glenn'» Sulphur Soap
taa ft clearing <’fleet on mir akin
that in helpful nml gratifying.
It lath«*ni moat agreeably and tha
rinsing (M tni umiaually quick.M
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