THE THIMINE TURNER, OHEUON
Design for Small Cottage That
Typifies Real Spirit of Home
Hawaiian Bird Species
J in A d v e n tu r e o f th e
Scarlet P im p e r n e l
BIJ THE I BARONESS
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CHAPTER I
Sir Andrew’» Story
Here la a llttla roting* which m i n i to typify (ho aplrlt of homo, l u
etnry-aiul u liulf ronatrurtlnii hao ht-eu dcslgnt-il to produce ■ charming out
ward appearance and tho Interior will bo found equally satisfactory.
B y W. A. R A D F O R D
U r . W illia m A. Itad rn rd w ill anaw ar
questions amt g iv e advice F I I K E O lr
CO ST <>a all a iilijn -ia p a rla ln ln a to
p ractical tioma b u ild in g , fo r tha rsa d -
ora of Ihla papar. O n aocount of hla
w ld a aaparlanoa aa editor, a u th o r and
m an u faatu ra r, ha la, w ith o u t doubt, tha
M ahaat a u th o rity on all thaaa s u b-
Jacta. Addraaa a ll ln<|Ulrtaa to W illia m
A . Itadford, No. 1111 1‘ ra lrla avanua,
C h lra g u , III., and on ly laeloao tw o -c a n t
■ lam p for raply,
Whero your houae la fo bo built ft
■lumat na Important aa building It.
Tb o particular alao of lot, with tho
particular frontage or naturai advan
tages wlilch you wnut may not be
available to you for eevc-rat n-aaotia.
Th e kind of nolgliliorliond, the ill»
tance iron, trnnaiiortntlon, tho coudl-
tlona na regafda paving, aewer, gna
and electricity, etc., aro ootne of tho
tlilnga that will govern your aclectlon
of a houiealto. Ho wo any pick out
tbo place you want to Imlld before
you attempt to rlmoae a houae plan.
Ilnvlng done that, and with the lot
In mind, try to find a houae that will
fit It. If It la a nnrrow lot, then you
tuuat have a narrow houae; If It la
a ahullow lot. then you muat And a
plnn that la not too deep from the
front to hark hut that It will not mere
ly go on your lot. but will leave a
little room for ■ backyard and per-
hnpa fur a flower or vegetable gar
den.
It la only by ualng a complete plan,
too, that you can get a definite esti
mate on the coat of building your
home.
All oilier flgurea ere hut
gueaaea nnd II la dangeroua to gtieea
when building, no m a llrr how experi-
enred In building the gueaaer la.
The pro|H>r person to give you a
definite, reliable eatlmale on your
home la your local lumber dealer or
Color Now Demanded
in Present-Day Home
Color from lop to bottom, color In
side and out. In the kitchen. In the
bathroom. In the office, In the living
room, on the roof. In the Imaciucnt;
In fact practically evei% manufacturer
of material« nnd equipment going Into
preseul-day building 1« striving to keep
pnre with the Increasing demand for
color.
For Instance, In the roof, the former
Stnld black »late has been replaced
with vnrled color« In green«, blues,
red«, soft browns and purples. The
wooden «hlnglea now hnrmnnlze with
the painted walla of the houae with
soft tints supplied by atnlna.
In the bathrooms, soft pinks, or
chids, delicate greens, blending blues,
contrasting blacks, yellows and Ivories
may he «een In the wide nanorlment
of bathroom Axturea and accessories
In the exhibit. Even the shower cur-
tnlna may he obtained In vivid cre
tonnes and solid color»; and. of course,
the wonderfully colored tiles serve to
make a «tillable background for all
these.
Even In the hnsement there la a
flnmlng red furnace Installed on a
Aoor of green, or an oil burner of con
trasting green and black.
In the kitchen color does Its part
to relieve this room of Its atmosphere
of drudgery. Tainted woodwork, col
ored tile, gleaming celling together
Method of Painting
Over Stain Finish
It used to be the style when paint
ing Inside woodwork to stain It dark.
Nowadays the vogue la painted wood
work done In light colors such aa
creams, huffs, grays and other tints.
As a reault homeowners In some In
stances are faced with the problem
of painting over stain Anlahes.
If anrh a change la made, there I*
• certain method to follow In the
painting. The reason why care la nec
essary Is that old slain under the
new coala of paint will often "bleed” ;
that la, the oil and turpentine In the
new paint will commence working on
the stain and dissolve It no that It
ahowa through to the surface of the
paint In unsightly patches. Mnhognny
stain nearly nlwaya bleeds, mission
frequently does, nnd golden oak leas
often.
Skilled painters are well acquainted
with this fnct nnd lake stepa to pre
vent It hy sealing the stain. Usually
they paint over the stain with two
rents of pure shellac. After tills Is
Hioroughly dry, a coat of white lend
builder. Conault h im ; get the beneAt
of hla advice on bouiebulldlng cnndl-
tlooo aa they obtain In your commun
ity. lla will tell you and hie couneel
will be ■■ reliable ■■ any ran be, for
your permanent aatlafactlon la hla
concern end he will aee that you get It.
Finally, remember that In horoe-
bulldlng, aa In everything rlae, you
Second Floor Plan.
can not have everything you want.
Compromises have to he made some-
where and protiahly more have to tie
made when building a home than In
anything els«. Ho don’t give up too
eaelly.
Aa a auggeatlon to thoae who are
contemplating building a home here la
a a mall collage which aeeiua to typify
a real aplrlt of home. It’a atory and
a half ronatrurtlon haa been designed
to produce a charming outside appear
ance end the luterlor will tie foulul
equally satisfactory.
The houae la
small, the dlmenaluna being 30 feet by
2(1 feet, hut It contains elx good-elsed
rooms. The living room extends the
depth of the house end la reached
through the covered entrance porch.
It la 12 feet A Inches wide end 10 feel
long. At the froot, to the left, with
three windows at the front and one at
the aide, Is the dlrdng room I I feet by
12 feet 0 Indie». At the rear la lb#
kitchen 12 feet square.
An open atalrwny leads from the
rear of the living room to a central
hall ou the second Aoor, opening off
which are three bedrooms and a bath
room.
Th e broken roof llnea of this bouae
with tho dormer-like windows give«
It the appearance of a much larger
houae than It really la. It provides
plenty of room for n good sized fam
ily and 1« of the type that Is moat
economical to build.
with the color ft the sink and the
refrigerator, all do their bit to dress
things up In the modern way. Even
the stove lias been touched up with
a dash of color. The exhibit has noth
ing to «ell but la established to ah'
the public.
Poor Water Pipe Sure
to Become Big Expense
One of the moat Important features
of building a home and one that I*
frequently overlooked by the man who
Is building for the Amt time or who
haa never had any experience living
In a houae, la the water pipe.
O f course, the plpee are concealed
behind a wall or under the Aoor. Once
Installed they are not easily accessi
ble to repair« or replacements. T o re
place the water pipe In a house Is a
big and expensive operation, and one
that moat contractors do not like to
figure on for It means tearing up floor-
Ing nnd cracking plaster.
Wouldn’t It be far better to select
some dependable kind of pipe before
the house Is built and Include It, even
though It does coat a few dollars
more? There can be only one answer
to this question.
Many architects who are designing
homes for discriminating clients today
specify brass pipe, liras» pipe Is Im
mune to rust and will last aa long as
the house stands.
and (lotting oil paint Is applied. If no
bleeding occurs within two weeks, the
work ran he Anlshed off In any manner
desired. In obstinate cases the stain
will still work through two coats of
shellac and one of paint. Then It la
necessary to put on coats of shellac
and paint until the bleeding stops.
Value of Oak
Oak lends dignity to any room; It
harmonises with woodwork and with
furniture cf whatever period. It Is
the proper background for rugs. It Is
permanent. Tim e only Improves Its
mellowness. It Is easily kept In pt<*
feet condition; la cleanly and axWa
housework.
The cost Is negligible
compared with temporary Aoor enter
Inga.
Homes Now Firesafe
Now that so much more attention
Is being given lo the Aresafety and
permanence of residential construe
tlon, steel windows anil metal lath Bre
practically staple products, being ape
rilled with constantly Increasing fra
quency.
"To n really are Impossible, Mir
Percy) Here ere we ladles, raving,
“I bear Mr. Brown plays golf on ■Imply raving, about thle latest ex
Bunduys,” she remarked to ber bus ploit of lb* gallant Scarlet Pimpernel,
and you do naught but belittle bla
bend
"W ell, wlint ol It!" commented tbe prowess. Lady Blakeney, I entreat,
will you not add your voice to our
letter.
"W hy,
I
think It's dreudfully chorus of praise, and drown Mir T e r
cy’a scoffing In an ocean of eulogy!"
wicked."
Lady Alicia Nugget was very arch.
"Wicked I It’s wicked to play the
kind of gulf Brown does on any day Sha ta|>ped Mir I'ercy’s arm with ber
fan. 8 he put up a Jeweled linger and
of the week I"— Montreal Hlar.
abook It at him with a great atr of
severity In her Ane dark eyes. Hha
Same O ld G am e
8be— In olden llmea when a man turned an entreating glance on M a r
had i favor to aak of a girl, ha went guerlte Blakeney, and aa that lady ap
peared engroaaed In conversation with
ou hie knees.
tie— Much the seme nowaday«. bla grace of FllnL Lady Alicia turned
When a girl baa a favor to aak of a the battery of ber glancee on bis royal
highness.
man, abe often does the sac s.
"To n r highness,” alia said, appeal
She (Incredulously}— (Joes on hei
ing!/.
knees1
Tbe prince laughed good hnmoredly.
B e — Hla.
“O b i" be »aid. “do not ask me to
Inculcate hero worship Into this mau-
H O W SHE LIKE THEM
vals auJeL If yon ladles cannot con
vert him to yonr view«, how can I— e
mere man!”
And hla highness shrugged hla shoul
ders. There were few entertainments
ha enjoyed more than seeing hla
friend, Mir Tercy Blakeney, badgered
by tbe ladles on tbe subject of their
popular and mysterious hero, the
Scarlet Pimpernel.
"Your highness," Lady A llda re
torted. with the pert ness of a spoiled
child of society, “your highness can
command Mir Percy to give us a true
— a true— account of how that won
derful 8carlet Pimpernel snatched M.
le Comte de Tournoo d'Agenay with
Flappet (enduing smoke rings) —
Madam la Comtesse and their three
"llo w do you like cigarettes. Misa children out of the dutches of thoae
OoodaT" Misa G.— “ Between a man'» abominable murderers lo Paris, and
lips. Misa Fllpp."
drove them triumphantly to Boulogne,
where they embarked on board an
G o n ■ Boom I
English ship and were ultimately
My bonnts lesnad over a ass tsnk.
safely landed In Dover. Sir Percy
T h a h a lg h t o f th a c o n ta n t a to aaa
vows that he knows all the facts."
H i l l s h l a d a m a t c h to a s s is t him —
"And so I do. dear may.” Sir Tercy
" O h . b r l n s b a c k m r b o n n ts to m a."
now put In. with Just a eoupcou of
Impatience In hla pleasant voice, "but,
Ta k o It or Leave It
T h e Installment Buyer— tiow much as I've already had the privilege to
tell you, the facts are hardly worth
la this bat!
retailing.”
Clerk— It Is Sit) cash.
“ The facta. Sir Percy.” commanded
Mrs. L 11.— And how much by In
the Imperious beauty. ”or we'll all
stallmentsT
Clerk— Fifteen dollars. Ten dollars think you are Jealous.”
“ As usual, you would be right, dear
down and one dollar a week for Cve
lady,” Sir Tercy rejoined, blandly;
weeks.— The Outlook.
“are not ladles always right In their
estimate of ne poor men! 1 am
A G u ilty Coetcieece
"Th ree months ago I caught a Asb Jealous of that demrned elusive pet"
that weighed 40 pounds. I don't re sonage who monopolizes the thoughts
member Just when It was exuctly, and the conversation of these galaxies
of beauty who would otherwise devote
now.”
themselves exclusively to us
What
"Ju ly ."
"No, air. I was telling the exact says your highness! Will you deign
to ban for this one night at least every
truth."
reference to that begad shadow!”
“ Not till we've had the facts.” Lady
Procoaa o f E lim in a tio n
Professor of Astronomy— I believe Alicia protested.
“ The facts I The facts!" tbe ladies
I have discovered a new star, Mlaa
cried In an Insistent chorus.
Brown.
“ You'll have to do It, Blakeney.” bla
Miss Brown— llow Interesting— but
you won't be sure, I suppose, until highness declared.
“ Unless Sir Andrew Ffoulkes would
you've counted all the others!— Lou
oblige us with the tale.” Marguerite
don Opinion.
Blakeney said, turning suddenly rrom
his grace of Flint In order to give ber
FRIED CRISP W IT H EGGS
lord an enigmatic smile; "be. too,
knows the facts, I believe, anil la an
excellent raconteur."
“God forbid!" Sir Percy Blakeney
exclaimed, with mock concern. “Once
you start Ffoulkes on one of his In
terminable stories . . . Moreover,”
be added, aerlously, “ Ffoulkes always
gets hla facts wrong. He would tell
you, for Instance, that the demined
Pimpernel rescued those unfortunte
Tocruon-d’Agenays single
handed;
«jow 1 hnptien to know for a fact that
three of the bravest English gentle
men the world has ever known did all
tbe work whilst he merely . .
“ W e ll!" Lady A llda queried, eager
Mias Belle letters— llow do you like ly. "What did that ooble and gallant
Scarlet Pimpernel merely do!"
Bacon, Mr. Smith.
“ He merely climbed to the box seat
Mr. 8. (more given to eating than
reading)— Fried crisp with eggs, Mias of the chaise which was conveying tbe
Comte de Tournon-d’Agenay and hla
Belle.
family under escort to Parts. And the
chaise had been held up by three of
T re v e lia g to the L ig h t
the bravest . .
I n t o th a c lo u d lh a r o co m a a a r i f t
T h a t a h o w a t h s a u n 'a b r ig h t ra y .
“Never mind about three of the
W h a n s o m a o n a « I v e a a fr la n d a lift
bravest English gentleman, at tbe mo
A l o n s >ha s t o r m y w a y .
ment," Lady A llda broke In, Impa
tiently; "you shall slug their pralsea
E quipped for ths Joh
Th e Boes— ! can't lake you on aa a to us again. But If you do not tell us
collector. Vnu have a criminal record the whole story at once we’ll call on
Sir Andrew Ffoulkes without further
at a stlckup man.
Th e Applicant— But think ot my hesitation. Your highness!" she plead
experience.
l>ay or night, with my ed once more.
"M y fair one." hla highness re
little gat, I always got the money.
joined. with a laugh, "I think that we
T h o G a lle ry
shall probably get a truer account of
Lord Bleanua— Tea. we've been fox this latest prowess of the Scarlet Pim
pernel from Sir Andrew Ffoulkes. It
bunting. Did you like the sport!
Mr. Eagleblrd— It looked to me like was a happy thought of l-ady Bla-
the hounds were doing all the hunt keney'a," he added, with a knowing
amtle directed at Marguerite, “and 1
ing while yon fellows were Just fol
for one do command our friend
lowing to look on.
Paid fo r T h e ir O w n C o m fo rt
"How could you afford to aeud your
daughter abroad to continue ber mu
ales I educarion!"
"H u h t It didn’t cost me a cent.”
"H ow doe« that happen!”
“Th e neighbor« sent her. I didn't,
though I wanted to. I'll admit.”
O R C 7 .ll
Ffoulkes forthwith to satisfy our cari
osity."
In a moment Mir Andrew Ffoulkes
found himself the center of attraction,
lie was In his dement ;■ wursi.lper of
hie tieloved chief, he was called upoo
to sing the praises of the mun whom
be admired end loved heat In ell tbe
world.
lied the bevy of beauties
■ round him known that he was re
counting hie own prowess as well as
that of his leader and friend they
could not have bung iu6re eagerly on
hie lips.
In the hubbub attendant on settling
down so as to hear Mir Andrew'» nar
rative even the popular Mir Percy
Blakeney was momentarily forgotten.
Ttie Idol of London society, he never
theless had to lie set aside for the
moment In favor of the mysterious
hero who. aa elusive as a shadow,
was atlll tbe chief topic of conversa
tion In the salons of two continents.
Th e ladlea would have it that Mir
Percy waa Jealous of the popularity
of the Mcarlet Pimpernel. Certain It
Is that aa s k i d as Mir Andrew Ffoulkes
had started to obey bla highness' com
mands by embarking on bis sanative,
Hlr Percy retired to the farther end of
the room, and stretched out hla long
lliuba upon a downy sofa, and prompt
ly went to sleep.
"Is It a fact, my dear Ffoulkes,“ hla
highness had asked, “that the gal
lant Mcarlet Pimpernel and hla lieu
tenants «d u a lly held up the chulae in
which the Comte de Tournon-d’Agenay
and hla family were being cooteyed to
Paris r
“An absolute fact, your hlglineas,"
Sir Andrew Ffoulkes replied, wldla a
long-drawn-out “ A h !" of excitement
went the round of the brilliant com
pany. "I have tbe story from mn.Jame
la comtesse herself. Tbe Scarlet Pim
pernel. In tbe company of three of hla
followers, all of them disguised as
footpads, did. at the pistol point, bold
Sawed From Extinction
T w o Hawaiian birds that were
thought to be virtually extinct ara be
lleved now lo tie on the Increase— ■
possible result of tlm change of gov
ernment of lluwnll fiuni iiiunnrchlrnl
to territorial. Th is unique combina
tion of result ami cause Is due to the
fact that the Iwt and the spapaoe
birds— of bright-colored
plumage—
were bunted for their feathers, with
which old-time Hawaiian artisans
made the brilliant feather clonks ol
royally and chieftain* Tbe Iwl bird
wee distinguished for might red tenth
era and the apapane had gny-colored
plumage used a» bordering for some
I of the cloaks. Mince monarchism haa
| vanished and a territorial form of gov
ernment haa I een set up. the feather
, cloaks are now museum rarities or
kepi only as the heirlooms of fam
Hies. Tbe birds are said to be on the
Increase In tbe Hawaii national park,
on tbe Island of HawalL
Coast to Coast good Grocer« aell and
recommend Ituss Ball Blue. Bettet
value than any other.— Adv.
Awake to Necessity of
Checking Soil Erosion
An enormous wasta la shortening
man's stay on tba earth. It Is soil
eroalon. In Texas where soil wash
ing baa gone on for years with cot
ton cropping, farmers ara d * w terrac
ing tbelr rolling lands, with tba en
couragement of far-sighted bankers
and landlords. Tb a terraces ara bar
riers thrown op 8 or 10 Inches above
the Held level, which follow the con
tour line of tbe hillsides.
Beyond
these barriers rain water accumulates
end gradually sinks Into the soil In
stead of washing great gullies Into
the hillsides.
Terracing not only
checks soil washing, it Increases tbe
water-holding power of the soil and
produces larger crops.
Within two
years 2.808.2» acres of Texas land
out of 90,000.000 In cultivation, have
been terraced.
There Is no more
Important
conservation. — Capper’s
Weekly.
Too much to eat— too rich a diet
er too much smoking. Lots of things
cause sour stomach, but one thing enn
correct It quickly. Phillips Milk of
Magnesia will alkallnlso the add.
Take a spoonful of this pleasant
preparation, and tha system la sooa
sweetened.
Phillips la always ready to relteva
distress from over-eating; to check all
acidity; or neutralise nicotine.
Re
member this for your own comfort;
for the sake of those around you.
Endorsed by physicians, but they al
ways aay PhllHpi. Don’t buy some
thing else and expect the san.„ re
suits!
PHILLIPS
L
M ilk ,
o f Magnesia
ASK
FOR
ALLEN S
F 00T E A S E
for D ancing T ennis golf m
Pigs O u tw itte d
When pigs refuse to have their pic
A gtri may love a young man from
tures taken, they can be set In posi the bottom ot ber heart, but there's
tion Ilka a group of ten pins on a always room at the top.
bowling alley. A contrivance designed
by Gus Bohstedt, animal husbandman
of the University of Wisconsin, pro
vides a large frame of wood and gal
vanized Iron with Individual pens. Tbe
camera la focused In tbe frame and
the bogs are driven Into tbelr pens.
When everything la ready tbe pens
are lifted Into tbe air and the cam
era la snapped before the animals
move, eliminating undesirable poses
and oft-lost patience.
Desert Piece of Punctures
Kalahari desert In Bachuanaland.
Africa, is no place for aotolsts who
dislike puncture«. So declares a re
port of an exploring party that has
Just returned from there. Punctures
averaged 20 a day, says the report,
aud this was due chiefly to stumps of
dead trees, which often lie Just be
neath the sand with points like sharp
ened pendls. Indications are that
plentiful supplies of good water exist,
the report adds, and If these could be
located by deep boring the desert could
be transformed Into a fine ranching
country.
AFTER
OPERATIONS
‘1 was three times under an
operation and I was very weak
and nervous and could not eat.
I suffered for ten years. I
learned about Lydia E. Pink-
ham’s Vegetable Compound
and my husband bought me a
bottle. I felt a little better and
he bought me two more.
I had the Compound in my
home for two years and took
it all the time. Now I feel strong
and can do anything.”— Mrs.
A. M¡chalk, 5443 Mitchell Ave.,
Detroit, Michigan.
W illo w C ane T o o k Root
"D id at tha Pistol Point Hold Up the
Chaise.”
op the chaise which was conveying
the prisoners, under heavy escort
from their chateau of Agenay, where
they had been summarily arre2*«*d, to
Paris.
“ Inside the vehicle M. de Toornon-
d’Agenay. with bis wife, his young
son, and two daughters, sat huddled
up, half numbed with terror. They
had do Idea who bad denounced them
and on what charge they had been ar-
rested, but they knew well esough
what fate awaited them In Paris. Tbe
revolutionary wolves are fairly on the
warpath Just now. T o prove their
love for France, lovely France, whose
white robes are stained with the blood
of her Innocent children; and to show
their seal In her cause, they commit
the most dastardly crimes.
"Madam la comtesse assured me
that her husband, and. In fact, all the
family bad kept clear of politics dur-
Ing iheae. Ihe worst times of the revo
lution. Though all of them are de
voted royalists, they kept all show of
loyalty hidden In their hearts. Only
one thing had they forgotten to da
and that was to take down from the
wall in madam’« boudoir ■ small min
iature of their unfortunate queen.”
“ Aud for this they were arrested!"
“They were Innocent of everything
else. In the early dawn after tbelr
summary arrest they were dragged
out of their home and were being con
veyed for trial lo Paris, where their
chances of coming out alive were
about equal to those of a rabbit when
chased by a terrier."
Sixty-five years ago Increase Ken
dall thrust a willow stick he had cut
for a cane Into tbe ground at Fair-
field, Maine, and forgot It. Tha t was
bark In the days when Fairfield was
known as Kendall’s Mills and saw
mills were Its chief Industry. Th e wil
low stick took root and today has
grown to a tree which Is twenty-four
feet In circumference near Its base.
Lydia E, Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
H u m a n ity Sot A p a rt
Every now and again I meet up
with a “lonely” man or woman, who
Is soch because, through some idiosyn
crasy of creation, he or she Is differ
ent from the common run of us. It
Is rather sad, because there appears
to be no help for I t
Such folks are
like moths confined in a chest of cot
ton garments.— Portland Oregonian.
L yd ia E. Pinltkam M ed Co. ì.yirn , M i r
A boy can never see how redudng
the amount of food you eat Is going
to do you any good.
E n g la n d Holds Record
The longest nonstop train run In
the world at the present time Is made
between I-ondnu apd Plymouth, Eng
land, by the 10:30 limited. In 247 min
utes over a distance of 225% miles.
Dainty white dresses for baby or
daughter made beautiful by Russ Ball
Blue. Your Grocer has It.— Adv.
WELL OR MONEY BACK
L o ve in Chicago
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In xdwn
“W hy on earth did you marry that
gnngster!"
“ Because I liked hls gunning little
ways.”
For Poisoned Wounds as Rusty
Nail Wounds, Ivy Poisoning, etc.
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Money beck for ft ret bottle if not K ited.
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Th e Australian (lug le ■ bine en
sign, the description of which Is as
follows: The Union Jack In the top
left-hand corner; In the center of the
lower canton next the staff and point
Ing direct to the center of the St.
George's cross in the Union Jack, a
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the type who Is forever reiieatlng,
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throughout the conversation— the type
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speaker, "whal brings us the greatest handkerchief In the mouthpiece and
pretends that he la hundreds of miles
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