The Turner tribune. (Turner, Or.) 19??-19??, December 08, 1927, Image 3

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    THF. TRIBUNE. TURNER, OREGON
Va
Dont Trust
Your Butter
To Luck. "
King's
Mate
Market mm and con­
sumer* art Instating on uni-
r farm color, now a day«, and
no rral dairyman can allord lo
trust lo luck any more Krep
your butter always that golden
June shade. which brings top
price«, by using Dandelion But­
ter color A ll large creameries
have used it lor year«. It meet*
all State and National Food
Laws. Its harmless, tasteless
and will not color Buttermilk.
Large bottles coat
only 35c at all drug
and grocery stores
By Rosita Forbes
Cv> 7 rl|h: br H»*»lt» F orM
WNU a«r«ke
W * « ILW4ws U , I m
AnkarM. Vttmml
STORY
Christmas Présent? Buy Italian
Accordéon
W e Im pur«, m t lu . r»-
IHklf,
h «n «*
1«
» u • » • » « • •-
gulok ilolivorir «3»«»*
lufu* I r**
frxM l*Mro VmU
a ««A t ml A*«., *
ua(«bii*it«4 »•»•.
T.
Drew Line on Pipât
Thcre la a sl(n In a rnvorita eaf*
or tha noulrvard Ht. Michel. Parts
In Ilia heart o f th* sluilriil quartar,
wlilrh remis: “ Lsdlrs ara rrqueated
net to Biuokn plpea." Il a s s poatrd
a fle r an Irata » a l l e r routrit two «tri
atudrnta who rima* a corner tabla
In tha aun as a pleasant plaea to
ainohe tbelr hrtar pipes and to phll-
(SHipblse on Ihs lalest (<iaslp o f tba
Latin quarter.
Whan You Rasi a Cold Coming On.
Taka lo iia tu a BROHO QUININH Tall,
tala to work olT tha <-old and to fortify
tha a i at » mi au a i nal an aita I al Qft|
or Influants. Ida.— Adv
l i e who goes slow Is apt to arrtrs
too late.
Why do so roauv, mntijr bsblea o f to­
day escape sit the little fretful eprlls
end tufaiittle ellnieiita that used to
worry mothrrs through the day, and
keep them up h alf the night?
I t you dou't know the anewer, you
haven't dlaroverrd pure, hannleae Cat-
turta. It la sweet to the taste, cud
awert In the Uttia M U S i And Its
gentle Influence m 'm i felt alt through
the tiny eyatetn. Not even a distaste­
ful doe# o f castor oil does so much
good.
Fletcher's Castorla la purely vege­
table, ao you way give It freely, at
first sign o f colic; or constipation; or
diarrhea, o r those many tim e« when
you jfuat don’t know what 1« the n u t­
ter, For real atrkuesa, call the doc­
tor, alw a ys At other times, a few
dropa o f Fletcher"» Caatorla.
Ttie doctor often tella you to do Just
th at; and alnraya saya Fletcher’s
Other preparation! may be Just as
pure, Juat aa free from dangeroua
drug«, hut why et|>erlment? lie«Idea,
the book on rare and feeding o f hahlea
that cornea with Fletcher"! Caatorla Is
worth Its weight In gold!
Children Cry for
G a rfie ld T e a
W as Y o u r
G r a n d m o th e r 's R e m e d y
For every stomach
and Intestinal III.
Thla go<«l old fash­
ioned herb home
remedy for consti­
pation, stomach Ills
and other derango-
meats o f the sys­
tem ao prevalent ttieae days la In even
greater favor as a fam ily medicine
than tn yoor grandmother's day.
Incorrigible
Angry IVdeatrlan (lecturing reck-
leaa driver after narrow escape)—
You'll coma to the electric chnlr
some day I
Motorist (c a lm ly )— With pleasure.
Hr, If you'll let me know when yon
are to be electrocuted.— Iloaton Trnu-
•erlpt.
COLDS
—In one day, HILL’S
Caacara • Bromide • Qui­
nine tablets knock a
cold. I om vo m fooRog
fine. Look for red box.
30c. Ail drujfCi«U»
FR OM
THg
START
Rosemary Oeoftoa la vlsltln*
tha «ovarnor*s paiera In Kas
Sluroeco, with h*r aunt, Lady
Traqarlen
A yranebman, I»a
Vrlaa, m a ta i lova to har lia talla
bar of n>a Haiti, a ntystarlooa
paraon In tha aarvlca o f tha
aúllan.
C H APTE R I— Continued
"Q oojm l " returned her aunt. "W h at
a !?? c f trouble you take to ahock me."
"W hen the fw !i g «•©sue out. you
won t even dare to acknowledge that
you could be ahocked. Heally. Aunt
Helen, you ought to make the moat
o f me—you don’t know what you 're pn».
In f to be let In for when my futurlat
cousin» grow up."
"M y dear, the whole o f your fe n ­
eration haa forgotten how to make the
mo*f o f anything I** retorted the older
woman. " I t ’a time you married and
aettied d o w n "
"T h e guillotino— at twenty o n e !"
"Ivou't !*» absurd. You an1d all Kng-
lUhnten were dull, hnd no limiflnatlon,
didn't know whether they wanted to
marry you because your drive waa
Juat euftlriently aliorter than theirs,
or booauag your Income waa longer—
auch nonaenae. Now Captain do Yrlea
doean’t even play golf, and. aa for
Imagination—"
"Yea, darling, lota o f It, I'm aure.
Much too much to concentrate on any
one woman. No, I don't think I want
him as a huabnnd."
TLnt night they danced In a hi II
mirroundtsl l y M fo H d i er. hea.
A
fountain apt a alied In the fou rt outalde
and the moon made n treílla work o f
orange branch««.
There waa much
laughter, bemuae wur waa ao very
d ote.
ChaaiM'ura d* A frique». Spnhla
and captain« o f artillery con tee ted the
privilege o f dancing with Hoaemary In
her «haded chlfTona, primroae color to
ahow o ff the moon gold o f her hnlr.
T h e girl waa reatle*«, for the night
wna almost too beautiful, and. though
«he did not want IH> Vrlea a « a hua­
bnnd. «he wanted eoroothlng— eotne-
thing In keeping with the Mend o f
•avagery and civilisation around her.
In time the tw o o f them drifted out
Into the garden. "I^et U» go and look
at the mountain« ngntu,"
ted the
man.
"Some «Iny I ahnll ride aw ay Into
th.-rn »
" T o solve nil the niyateriea which
pttixle u«? MndemolM-lle, you are a
grentor m y»tery than the K ald." I V
Vrlee 1«Hin«M] nearer.
There waa
magic In the atlllneaa. T h ? ripple o f
the wnter waa like qulckallver pou m l
over steel. From the pnlnce came the
thrum o f a «fringed ln«trumcnt played
by thoae native finger« which «eetn to
pluck at the very heart o f the earth.
Ttowemnry felt a aurge o f longing,
o f discontent, o f excitem ent "H e will
klaa me," «he thought, and walked
with strndr feet toward the «eat on
the wall. " ! don't love him," «he told
hemelf, "a t least. I f he ktaeea me I
shall know." and «he felt that life wna
| running away with her. Hhe hnd no
control over anything. The French­
man helped her up the crumbling
etepa. wrapped her scarf around her,
and talked to her an he had done to
every woman In such constantly re­
curring circumstance«. Hut to Hoee-
mnry it was new.
I V Vrlea Judged her a woman. He
believed she wna all her confidence
Insisted on, all that firm Jnw line and
carved mouth accentuate«!. I.ndy Tre-
gnrthen bad put the Idea o f marriage
Into hla head, but he found difficulty
In connecting the "fo y e r" o f hla Imagi­
nation with anything «o Independent
aa Kooemary. II«» wanted her more
than he had ever thought to wnnt a
wlf«\ hut her c«x»lne«a, her aloofnena
antagonised him. Kven now she ap-
peared more lntere«te«1 In the mist
wrenfha on th«> hllla than In him.
"R o se M arie," he said to her, " I
can't think o f you n« an Kngllsh girl
| any longer. You are the spirit o f this
place which haa known ao many loves.
The stone« must he ateepe«l in them.
Il* w many veiled Indies, do you «o p ­
pose, have leaned e ve r »hla wall,
watching for the coming o f a lover?"
The words sllpp«*d, practiced hut «In*
cere, fr«>m lipa which
Ronemnry
thought of, suddenly, a « too hot, too
arrogant In their demand. She rose
sw iftly and. In that moment, I V Vries'
arms closed m in d her.
"N O T
she snh*
and struggled
ngnlnst him. Rut he was relentless.
Woman or girl, he cared n o t She was
ulñ for the moment end »he «lindos o f
all hla tova« merged on the lips he
crushed.
Ho «a v e her no time to
apeak, no time to protest The pres­
sure o f hla nrms tnrreased.
Itreath-
less, liinrtlculnte, her head forced
hnrk, resentment rawing In every and-
dcnly awakened aense, aho waa the
Instrument to assunge a man's lone­
liness, his exile from a woman he had
really loved.
T h e girl fought, first against her­
s elf and him, then, as fear killed the
Inchoate pension In her. will end
muscles concentrated ngalnat the man.
Robbing,
clawing,
she
struggled
against the arms which held her, lost
her footing on the narrow ledge,
slipped, h alf drugged JV Vries with
her. nnd, « « he caught at the wait with
one hand tn steady them both, she
wrenched herself free
"T a k e care— yon will hurt yo u rself!""
Rut she was already on her knees on
the path below. Stumbling to her feet,
hr.'ilsed. disheveled, furious at the lg-
lomlny o f her appearance, she ran
toward th » bouse.
T h e Frenchman
follow ed — “ Hoee Marta, cherts, watt u
moment— I am
sorry- forgive row—
mademoiselle, you do not under­
stand— "
For an Instant the girl faced hlin.
“ Yes, I do understand," she said.
"D on't touch me. I never wont to aee
you again." Him flung herself ngnlnst
the nenreat door, but could not And
tha latch. Im Vrlea bad to open It for
her and, with the realisation o f her
distress, Ids iiis ii I kmm I r e lu " .'d to htin.
"F o rg iv e roe," he eald. "1 love you.
Tom orrow you m a il allow me to make
my apologies and my explanations."
“ N ever," anld Itoaeinnry, and abut
the door In hla face.
The light waa still green when Itoae-
mnry got up next morning. Hhe leaned
out o f the open window and celled to
a boy who, wrapimd In a white woolen
djellalm, sat beside a lemon troe. pre­
sumably meditating work hut, o f
conrse, at soma pleaauntly remote
epoch.
“ I want to ride," she suld. “ <Jo to
the stables and tell llnasau, or any­
one there, to brtng my bora« to the
weat gate— , now, quickly."
Puttied, but obedient, for France
has trained her Moroccana welt, the
youth ahultted away, murmuring a tuna
that He Vrlea used to whistle. Iuu»a-
tlently, ttie girl struggled Into her
whipcord breeches, a sweater, a leath­
er coat. Hhe pulled on the Brat hat
she found, a wld# brown felt, and went
out Into air like champagnu. Ttie
Brel breath o f It stimulated her.
Iloaemary waa conscious o f Immense
re lief as she rlattered along the nar­
row stone path and through the great
gala o f the Alinohsde sultana.
Hite
turned, along the edge o f the city wall,
heading for the open country beyond
the Mere ulda to tubs. When the olive
trece gave way to rolling hillside, as
purple ns a Scottish m oor, she dis­
missed the groom. He went reluctant­
ly. regarding the big hay anxiously.
Rosemary saw him hesitating " I f i
all right," she said. "T e ll Hnasan I
won't tie out long."
W ith a shrug the youth turned
toward the city.
He was In for a
ambling, anywny, he reflected, and hla
middle was very empty I
Iloaemary, satisfied now that she
wna alone, rode aoberly across the roll­
ing country, hut always north toward
the hllla. A fte r a couple o f hours i « 1
W h at’s the 7
Answer------o
R ep o rted F inding o f
In d ian Rock C arving
Medical ^
Sermonettes
• a **
W hat la described as the largest
specimen o f petroglypha, or Indian
rock carvings, In Canada, has Just
been reported to the archeological
Office o f the Canadian National mu­
Questions N o 22
seum at Ottawa. This carving ts suld
1— W hat la verbeuu and has It any
to be 250 feet long and located Dear
W. E. LEONARD, M. D.
particular value?
Yale, British Columbia.
8— In what state are the Hhoshone
According to the report*. It la carved
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on a vertical face o f reddish rock,
sheltered by an overwhelming leitge.
. —What Is the most |a>pulsr patrt-
“ Things sweet to taste prove tn dl- It la about half a mile south o f the
i * song In France? Who wrote It?
geetlon sour.” — Richard 11.
eestero end o f the Alexander bridge
I — W h it President wus known as Hhakospesee's genius rovers the
on the Caribou highway, and near
' ltd Tlppecan oe"t
whole range o f human experience so the Canadian National railway.
A
thoroughly
that
the
reader
might
h— W ho wus the flrst commander In
trout flailing trail from which It can
credit
him
with
being
a
well-trained
chief o f the Union army In the Civil
probably he eeen runs up In Its direc­
statesman, diplomat, lawyer or even tion.
war?
physician. We cannot attribute to him
Previously, the largest known rock
A— What la meant by rationalism?
th* in ti' Me knowledge o f physiology carving waa located on the west aide
T — Which team won th# Army Navy which
been achieved by science o f a seventy-foot canyon about one
game last fall?
since h
me, and which teaches that mile south o f Mackenzie highway, In
ell that i taken Into the stomach ts the "N orw ay o f Canada," near Bella
8 Who wrote "L ittle Lord Kaunt-
rendered mmedlstely sour by the gas­ Cools, British Colombia. I f the 250-
leroy"?
tric Juices. No matter what the na­ foot carving ta verlfled efforts will
8— How many Justices are there In
ture o f the food. It must flrst take on probably be made to have the region
the United Htntes Supreme court?
so acid form tn order to he used tn set aside as a national monument.—
10— When wna the Federal Council
the economy.
That the risings o f Boston Transcript.
o f the Churches o f Christ In America
heartburn, belching», or vomited mat­
established?
ter are sour Is perfectly normal and
I I — What distinguished American should not occasion alarm.
This S.dentist W ill Spend
«lo ry writer Is the wife o f ■ physician
sip - 'e knowledge w ill save many a
Three M onths on Floe
and mot tier o f physicians?
mother a fright In the middle o f the
A h winter's chIU draws nearer,
12— W here la the region set apart as
night when a tired child relieves an
would you swap your comfortable
the Yellowstone National park?
overloaded stomach. A normal stom­
borne for a dwelling on an Iceberg?
ach
always
hss
ad
d
contents.
Its
up­
18— What portrait painter, the mint
That la what John B. Simpson. British
sets,
therefore,
are
often
best
and
distinguished produced by America,
•dentist, baa Just done, according to
most quickly relieved by the u«e o f a
died In 11125?
Popular Science Monthly. With s dog
neutralizing hot soda w a te r- a scant
•nd a phonograph for company, he re­
14— W ho waa the moat valuable
teaspoonful In a glass o f water so hot
cently left England with the intention
player In the National league last
that !t most be sipped, not swallowed
o f making hla boma for three months
year?
down at once. This procedure often
on an Ice floe.
15— When
was the Erie
canal
avails to bring re lie f and avoid* the
"Sly purpose," Simpson said, “ ts to
opened ?
necessity o f calling a physician, who
gather material for a book on the Ice
10— How many states seceded from
should, however, be summoned If the
fields. I expect to be very comforta­
the Union In 1800 and 1801 and what
vomiting continues.
ble on some drifting Iceberg. I shall
were they?
erect a fur-lined ten' and warm tt
s e e
17— W hat la phyalcs?
"A stitch In time save* nine.”
I f with an oil stove. I have plenty of
lit— Whut la ■ vlreo and whnt Is Its
any proverb applies strictly to medi­ reading matter and a phonograph.”
particular virtue?
W here his frigid domain will drift
cine, It Is this one. The early symp­
toms o f disease are the ones that can to, Simpson haa no Idea; however, be
It)— What la the salary o f ibe chief
be met most promptly and success­ says he has a collapsible rubber boat
Justice o f the United Btatei ’
fully. Neuralgias, pains, either local which would keep him afloat In an
20—When does the astronomical
or wandering, sense o f fatigue, actual emergenc.'
day begin?
debility, and a doxen other symptoms.
If continued, are nature's warnings
Musical Hog-Calling
Answers No. 21
that something ts going wrong, and
Experienced
hog-callera
listened
1— On November 19, 1803.
should not go unheeded. One does not
with astonishment at Edwardsville.
2— Sequoyah, o f the Cherokee*.
have to be ala ays searching for such I ll, as Mrs. Amy Eaton uttered the
signs, hut should give attention to flrst coloratura tw in e call on rec­
8— That arlence that treat* o f the
them when they are persistently there. ord tn America.
phenomena o f the mind.
A form er teacher
Every doctor hears o f such an experi­ o f vocal music, but now an expert
4— lluhhllng Over.
ence as this: A hard-working profes­ raiser o f bogs, Mrs. Eaton calmly
fi— W histler's portrait o f hts moth­
sional man whose life was wholly surveyed the audience o f 3,000 and
er was purchased by the French gov­
given over to books and study, found took a deep breath. “ Sooey-aoy Peeg,”
ernment and placed In the Luxem­
upon consulting hi* physician that he she Intoned on the lower reaches o f
bourg gallery at Parts.
had but three mouths to live, with a the bog-caller’ s register. She planted
6— Salt lake.
destructive disease o f the kidneys. both feet firmly and a high soprano
7— “ T h e Complent Angler“ by Isaak And the prophecy proved to be accu­ tone smote the ear* o f the assembled
rate— which Is not always true o f doc­ farmers. “ Whoo-oo-oo-hoo-yee I"— hold­
Walton.
8— It has attained th# length o f 80 tors' dlctums. His delay In consult­ ing a shrill note and performing the
ing his physician caused his end much acrobatics o f a Galll-Curcl— “ Whoo-
feet and feeds on mammals and birds
before bis time.
y e e !"
The Judges rose to a man.
9—
Fifteen thousand dollars.
telling her she had won the prize— a
• • •
JO—104.200.000.
carload
of
fertilizer.— Indianapolis
“ Fat, fa ir and forty." Thus wrote
11—
Joseph Hopklnoon, 1798.
News.
Sir W alter Scott In " S t Itonan's W ell“
12—
Franklin Pierce.
a hundred years ago. and sent down
13— A Greek scientist o f the Sixth through the generations, at least o f
Mechanical Painting
century. B. C.
Painting mile-long cables suspended
Englishmen, a libel upon the fa ir sex.
14—
Frank Dwkhnrt.
Tim es have changed since then, amt between steel towers and carrying
15— Sarah Bernhardt; o f French na­ the statement Is not true o f most wom­ electric power across a rire r near
en today, with their short skirts, no Tacoma. Wash., was a troublesome
tivity and Jewlah descent.
corsets and bobbed Jinlr. The eman­ Job ontll a new device was rigged up
1«— Seattle.
cipation o ' the sex from the Impedi­ recently. T w o semi-cylindrical wood
17—
As an exciseman.
menta o f the past is making them blocks with brushes on tbelr Inner
18— An Interesting plant o f the Sun­
healthier, prettier ar.d longer-lived facet were clamped on each cable and
dew fam ily which bears leave* serv­
than ever before in history. It la now paint fed Into them from a fifteen-
ing as trap» to rupture Insect*. It la
only the hopelessly old fashioned one* gallon tank on to p The device was
found In North and South C arolina
who get to the stale o f Scott women, moved the full length o f each cable
19—
W illiam M. Jardlne o f Kansas.
by a tiny car in which two men
and their number decreases dully.
20—
May 8, 1810.
M ore room to walk, more room to rode. It coasted downgrade and was
Rosemary Qlorled In It! Like a Bey,
breathe, and less time spent upon thole pulled upgrade on the cable by a hand
Slsrvdsr, Strong. She Crouched on
golden tresses, the s n c lr t "glory of crank operating rubber rolls squeez­
Younger In d an s Turn
the Withers, Riding Jocksywlse.
w om an"; these changes alone have put ing the wire.
w in a blur o f gold nnd white In the
dlstnnrei Its minarets were like shafts
tipped
with
emeralds.
Rosemary
turned round to Itxik at the capital o f
western Ialnm.
" I don't want to go back— ever," she
said aloud, and smiled at the Idea o f
riding on Into the mountains. T o re ­
turn would be amaxiiigly dlstnstefut.
She drove her heels Into her horse’s
flanks with unconscious violence. The
stallion responded with a snort. Un­
used to such treatment, he flung him­
self Into a headlong gallop. Itoaeinnry
gloried tn It I Like a boy, slender,
strong, she irouehed on the withers,
riding Jockey-wise, forgetful o f every­
thing but the Joy o f speed.
Icing ago they had left the roads.
There wns only a goat path sloping
toward a ravine. As the ground grew
rougher, Rosemary tried to steady the
pace, but the horse hud the light
snuffle tn Ills teeth.
A Imre leaped
from behind a stump. The racer shied,
put hts left fore Into a hole, and fell
heavily, throwing Rosemary onto her
head. The girl struck a stone and
lay unconscious, where she had fallen.
Ttie horse rolled over, struggled to his
feet, glanced uneasily at the crumpled
figure, snuffled It, then trotted off, a
little uncertain on one pastern.
F o r a long time the fawn and brown
hunillo lay motionless. The aun rose
higher, and a rny struck ti i girl's
head. She moved with a groan, hud­
dling unconsciously Into the shade of
a rock.
(T O
ItK C O N T I N P K n . )
Fam ous “ L ast” Nam es
on P ages o f H istory
“ I.nst o f the Fathers" was a title
given by the Latin church to Ht.
ltornnnl, who lived from 1001 to 1153.
"L o s t o f lot? Goiim " was the title i l t n i
to Roderick, the thirty-fourth nnd Inst
o f the Vlalgothic line o f kings, who
Oiled the throne o f Spnln from 414 to
711. T o rhllllpoemen, who lived from
258 to 188 It. C „ n native o f Arcadia,
was glw n the appellation "I.nst o f the
O recka"; and he was the last realty
great nnd successful commander of
the ancient Greeks. "L a st o f the Mo­
hicans" la the title o f Cooper's novel
o f the same name, nnder which title
the Indian chief I'n ca s Is persoos*e<l
The general Aetlua ha.i been called the
"La st o f the Romans." He eh Cited
the flrst Invasion o f Attlla by the re-
llr f o f Orleans In Haul, modern France,
In the year 450 A. O. W ith hla death,
which occurred In 454, the last support
o f the western empire felt. ,
Mankind’s Advice
The age o f bmnse was ushered tn
when ancient men learned to produce
a hard serviceable metal by mixing tin
with copper.
^ -------------------------—
From F aith of F ath ers
SIxt” or seventy years ago the Fox
Ind'
i o f Iowa began the acquisition
o f t>.e English alphabet from mission­
aries. They learned a method o f
writing their own language by means
o f the English alphabet, separating
their
words Into syllables. Since
there ts only a rough coi 'orrnity be­
tween the characters as e,. ployed by
the Fox Indians and the actual
sounds. It Is necessary to restore the
phonetics o f tn y Fox text so that the
symbole may correctly repre-w-ul them.
Hr. Truman Mlcbelson. o f the Smith­
sonian Institution's Bureau o f Am eri­
can Ethnology, has been foremost In
this work o f collection and restor­
ation.
IHictor Mlchelson, whose work has
mnde him the foremost authority on
the Fox Indiana, describe* their rlt-
unla as conststl-ig mainly o f eating,
dancing and prayer. As Is natural
with a prim itive people, their prayers
Invite material beneflta such as long
life, freedom from disease, that the
chief's village should be strong enough
to resist Its enemies, and that no foe
should even be permitted to gossip
against the village.
According to Doctor Mlchelson, the
younger generation now turn these
once serious ceremonies Into occa­
sions for amusement. Up to some 15
year* ago the tribe was ao conserv­
ative as to resist education, hut It has
since grown progressive and all the
young Indians are anxious to go to
school. The tribe are good farmers
and compete with the whites tn the
state agricultural fairs.
r
“ fat, fair and fo rty " out o f the dally
picture. Even If they do annoy the
bystanding male by powdering their
faces In public places and even comb­
ing their meager locks on the street,
the general result I* a flner and more
robust type o f woman. The ace limit
o f grace and beauty lengthens each
year, so that It becomes more difficult
to tell at a glance how old a woman
really Is. Indeed, some o f the gray-
halred om
..ould deceive the “ very
elect." TI Is Is as It should he and
no "m ere male man" can rightly ob­
ject.
• * •
“ Vis medicatrtx naturae" Is an old
Latin formula which, being translated,
means the power o f Nature to cure
her own ailments, unaided by reme­
dies.
W hile the sensible physician
well knows o f this ability o f normal
human vitality “ to lift Itself up by Its
own bootstraps," be does not often tell
his patient about It for fear that hta
own efforts might be undervalued!
The Christian Scientists are entirely
right when they Insist that constant
fear o f being sick, and worry about it,
tend actually to bring on sickness.
Such an attitude o f mind prevents the
action o f this healing power o f Nature,
as does entire dependence upon drugs.
Again. It is always true that a hopeful
outlook and cheerful temper greatly
aid Nature to move on smoothly to a
healthful condition. Many minor ail­
ments that aeera threatening disap­
pear shortly If treated by good sens«
In eating, exercise and sleep. "Glva
Nature a chance" should be ever be­
fore both doctor and patient
S TO P CROUP
IN 15 M IN U TES
Reliable
“' * •
Stop Coughing
The mor* you cough th» w o ri* y o u f » « l
nnd the mor» Inflamed your throat an4
lung» become. Give them a chance t|
heal.
Boschee’s Syrup
ha« been givin g relief for »ixty-on «
ears. Try It. 10c ard 90c bottles. Buy
t at your drug »tor« G. G. Green, In«^
Woodbury, N. J.
r
For Cots, Bums, Braises, Sores
Hanford’« Balsam o f Myrrh
Massy back foe bit bottle If aot ■
CARBUNCLES
Carboil draws out the core
and sives quick re lie f /
.
CARBOIL
G IN C Ñ O V S 5 0 * BOX
DONT RUP'
INFLAMED LIDS
It to rre a *« the lrrtU tloa.
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Send fo r lite ra tu re .
IN S T IT U T E
X, M.C. A. Bldg.
OF
TE C H N O LO G Y
FortNuul. u rq o s
^t>R.5THFFOR0fl»
olive tar
heals lore throat. D o n ’ t cough all
night — a few drop* gives quick relief.
Never fails.
Cold
H A U â R UC K U , h e
MM
and C l1
W . N. U., P O R T L A N D . NO. 48-1927.
Dress and Undress
Cortlandt Bleecker said at the
Racquet club In New York the other
d ay:
"W omen's fashions are still In­
spired. I see. by the dictum that the
more you take off the more you gel
ou.
“ Here’s a story:
"A lady was on the way borne from
a dance when a sharp attack o f pain
seized her; so she told her chauffeur
to drive straight to Doctor Plllsbury'a.
“ Doc Pillsbury examined her and
made hla diagnosis. Then he said:
* ‘ You have caught a severe chill.
Go straight borne, dress aod get ta
bed.' ”
Croup tvuAlly c o m « suddenly— i t midnight—
without warninc- Be prepared to open the
dangerously d o*yed throat at once. H ave on
hand this physician'» prescription which often
brin f* relief in 15 minutes— no vom iting. Used
in millions o f home» for 35 year». The quickest
known relief for Cough*. Cold» and Whooping
Cough I f yo*s have children, get a bottle of this
time-tried rem edy— Dr. Drake's Glemco— from
your druggist. Only 50c a bottle.
Just One Trouble
When the Brake Broke
The trouble with gossips la that
their eyes are never open and tbelr
mouths are never shut.— American
Farm and Fireside.
B iff— Was tt a bad accident?
Bing— W ell, I was knocked speech­
less and my wheel was fa.- ' " I
spokeless.— Capper's Weekly.
Very Concrete
“ Oh, yon Easterners can hoast o f
vnnr Bne buildings and their splendid
workmanship," said the Angeleno, "hut
out my way w e are ao careful ifhnt
we put In n building that w e even tn-
spe<x every grain o f sand.”
"M aybe so," retorted the Bostonian,
•■but here In the Knst our buildings go
up so quick we hare to use quicksand
to mix with our cement before tt
solltllllca. Otherwise the cement would
he all up In the forma before the nand
got In It."— Lon Angeles Times.
Snriie and Moths
Caterpillar« ’-eared for many gener
atlons on pi nts contaminated with
smoke product black moths, expert
nients t n d li’ fe
They regain their
natural coloi >vli>’ii placed In their for
mer environ
nt.
Hum
W ith our gi
cars nnd nlrpl i
Home we n o
-ong to “ I l li.
mm "
Famous Applet
The Baldwin apple was raised near
Lowell. Mass., about 1750. The Jona­
than ami Northern Spy were grown In
New York, the Urlmes Ooiue.: In W est
Virginia and the Maiden Blush In va­
rious places before 1800. The Red
Astrarhao was Imported from Russia
in 1835. the Rome Benuty was grow *
In Ohio by 1848, the Stnymnn Winesap
appeared tn Kansas In 1800 and the
Delicious tn Iowa In 1895.
Longevity of Robine
The biological survey says that a*
far as Is kuown robins live about ten
or tw elve years. Such birds have not
been studied closely except those In
captivity, but with the banding o f
birds that If now being done. It ts
hoped that much valuable data will be
secured.
SA Y “ B A Y E R A S P I R I N
Unless you see the “Bayer Cross” on tablets, you are not
getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin prescribed by physi«
cians and proved safe by millions over 25 years foe
Colds
Pain
Headache
Neuralgia
Lumbago
Rheumatisirt
Accept only ’‘Bayer” packages
which contains proven directions.
Butters No Parsnips
One o f the mosl pvrfekt vlktorys yu
an achieve over enny man lx to beat
ittu in politeness.—Josh Ullllnga.
Neuritis
Toothache
DOES N O T AFFECT THE HEART
j Motors
passion for motor
nd our neglect o f
to change the old
In m. sweet, sweel
«
Ran Francisco, Calif.—"1 took Dr.
Fierce's Favorite Frexcrtftlcs
lit to me.
few bottle«
up 1«
health and strength
and helped me la
every way
I ant
fle d to r.ro m m sa«
It and I oeunot
praise It too highly
for the benefit I re-
oelved from I t
1
w as
reliably In-
farmed that all of
Dr. Pierce's ru m .
dies tre first-etaa* sad squat to afl
that ta claimed for th e m "— Mr*.
Laura Newman. 1019A Golden G at«
Avs.
AU drug*1«ta. Tablets or liquid,’
Send 10c to Dr. Pierce'» Invalid^
Hotel, Buffalo. N. Y , for trial pkg.
of tablets, and write for free m »dice!
advice.
Aspirin
1» th« trad» mark of
Handy "B ayer" boxea of 12 tablet«.
Also bottles of 24 and 100— Dmpflifts»
of Mouoacetlcacldwur of SolleyilcaclA
B aytr Ifa n a ftctu r»