I
(id Kill of that Cough!
B E A D E D G O W N S C O N T IN U E S W A Y ;
O F F -T H E -F A C E B R IM S IN F A V O R
THE
M U S IC O F
M ONEY
and lines of beauty through folding»,
plaits. Indentations and undulations
which mark the modish upturning of
Ry N E W T N E W K IR K
j their brima
Many of the Just-off the boat l'aria
(vQ br Short Star» P u b O* >
I hats are Inclined to ho medium or
1 large and they have hrltus of taffeta ¡
a p t i s t e l a u h o i x was w«>s*
or silk manipulated after the manner
m m L withered, iitti» ami old
of those In the group herewith, the
when be came alone from
crowns helug In many Instances of
France lo New Orleans, lie
straw.
died there, but that was In 1801. so
This Is to be a season of graceful
Ida story has been lost to the world
In the years that have passed. Bap
tiste I n Croix had a god Baptists La
(T vlx loved but uue kind of music—
Ids god was money aud Ida music was
the chink o f the aldnlng uietnl.
Often, at he walked. Baptiste thrust
hla hands Into hi» pocket» and ran
his trembling Angers among a few
coins he always carried, so that they
would clink together Then hi* eye*
would dilate, hla step would qulckeu
and over Ids sesS-d face would creep
a smile, hut It was a smile that
chilled the smile of a miser. He n»>
er did this within the hearing o f any
one hut himself. Baptiste was »elllsh
of Id» music, and bcslile*. he feigned
to bo poor— so poor that the covering
was worn off the buttons on his coat
and the cloth upon til» elbow« thin
and polished with long service— so
poor that he scarcely bought food
sufficient to sustain him. and there
fore he sometimes went hungry. It»
was often called a beggar and v n as
often pleased, far If the world be
lieved him poor the world would not
rob hln> Poor Baptiste!
He brought with him from over the
sea two chests which were hound In
Irvin, and stout. They were small, but
they were heavy. In the old French
quarter o f New Orleans the miser
bought a house. The reason he bought
It was because the house was put up
at sale to satisfy a creditor and went
for a aong. Thn building was not
large— certainly not beautiful—but It
was strong, th* walls were thick, and
that sufficed. Into thin house the mi
ser moved the two cheats and within It
he lived. Its sole tensnt. When the
nights were dsrk be would close the
shutters, bolt the door sad, by the
light o f s sputtering candle, unlock
the cheats snd Alter through Ms trem
bling Angers the gold and allver coin«
that Ailed them, until hla heart would
pound In unwonted rhythm to their
A a Entrancing Modal.
music Baptiste would then re lock
the chests, push them under his bed.
or netting which shall accent the setn
adjustable brims
Even the newer tie the keys shout his neck, blow out
tfllatlng beauty and lntrlracle* of the shade»! M t |
- ipea. with tall, the candle and creep to bed. where
curiously creased crowns which are the blended echoes of gold and allver
beaded design worked thereon.
Like stars on a summer night sky so popular, have brims which may be would lull him to sleep. When there
do rhinestones express their spar pulled down or rolled up at a becom
was a moon, enough light Altered
kling way on many a satin or georgette Ing angle.
through the windows to make the can
Captions such as ruffian, sombrero die an expensive luxury. Moonlight
Blip. Sometimes the Idea Is elaborated
with pearl and crystal-laden pointed and pirate aa applied to advance fash cost him nothing.
.
tabs as In the picture herewith. This ionable millinery suggest that brim*
Baptiste began to look about him
exquisite frock Is typical of the sea- are taking on a somewhat reckless for some meens whereby he might sd.l
Bod's beaded modes. It may be pale yet fascinating freedom of lilies. to hts hoard o f wealth; th* more
pink, mauve or rose, for all the pastel Which fact, however, but bespeaks money, the merrier music. There
tlnta, also white, are fashionable. the exceeding grace and plcturesque- were proflts to be msd* In the traflle
Bead fringe embellished this evening uess of hats for the Immediate fu of
slaves.
He
Investigated
and
frock, for bend fringe is an outstand ture.
learned that men about him had be
A leading material employed in the come rich In that business; they had
ing Item o f fashion Interest this sea
making o f midseason hats is bright- made money that might as well have
son.
There !s an extensive use of tiny colored silk faille. Soft greens and been his. But the buying and selling
allver or gold beads oo the modern- rose tones And favor for town wear of slaves had a risk that terrifled him.
There Is a tremendous
designed evening frock. A very hand millinery.
These blacks were Ill-treated and 111-
some conception covers an almond- vogue for bols de rose and allied fed ; many of them were old and one
shades.
Most
charming
with
the
fur
green georgette background heavily
or more might die on his hands. The
with design developed in the dluilnu- coat Is either a velours or faille hat loss of their lives was nothing but—
the loss o f proflts! He wished he
could have bought and sold their
souls, for he had heard somewhere
that souls never die.
The conditions, however, were be
fore him and be must risk If he would
win. He bought with the marvelous
rye o f a miser. In a small way at first,
but. as he learned the tricks of the
trade, more extensively. Baptist* was
a modest middleman, n e knew where
to put bis hands ,m such slaves aa his
patrons wanted
lie dealt In fathers,
mothers, sons snd daughters as If they
had been so many sheep or rattle.
He bought lo w ; he sold high, and
prospered, but In such a quiet way
that few seemed to know who he was
or where he lived.
Baptiste. In his best years, had nev
er accumulated money so rapidly. He
saved It, ell but the trifle on which
he lived, and In time Ailed a third
<he#t. The music grew the sweeter
and the more mellow as his hoard In
creased and a* hla creeping age en
feebled him. The time came when tt
required all his strength to drag the
smallest chest from under the bed so
that he might sift the coins and hear
them ring. The exertion spent hi*
strength and he often wished It were
possible to alt Idly by and yet hear
the clinking of the coins. A* h# pon
dered over the Idea o f the money
making lit own music a plan unfolded
Itself and Baptiste resolved to adopt
It atralghtway, even If It should coat
something.
The next day. snd for mnny days
thereafter, workmen were busy In the
miser's home. Baptiste followed them
about and directed. When they had
flnlshed. the result o f tbelr labors
stood In the center o f the room where
liv e gold heads There la a festoon-
he ate and slept. It was massively
tog of gold fringe In tiers about the
built, atone npon stone, from the
■klrL
This straight lined frock Is
ground beneath the floor to the height
worn over a costume slip of gold
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doth.
Pale pink and white bended gowns in dull r<«e with a single large flower
which bespeak simplicity In their
f match color reposing low on the
general aspect, but which nre really brim to the right side.
A aerie* of grotto**, near S*alfeld.
wonderfully constructed, are the pre
An Increasing vogue for velvet rib Germany, mined for alum and vitriol
ferred models. These are artistically bon Is registered In arriving models.
long before Columbus was born, nnd
all-OTer patterned with rhinestones The blending of rotors In velvet rib
rediscovered shortly before the World
and mother-of-pearl paillettes.
bon* I* one of the Ideas emphasized
war by the Berlin geologist, l>r lies*
Perhaps no frock more eloquently In a trimming way.
von Wlchdorff. have been found to be
beata-aks the elegance of evening
A great deal o f Importance la as veritable chemical treasure trove. A
mode than does the bended kind.
cribed to t ie subject of belting rib spring claimed to be the "strongeet”
Returned to fashion's favor are
bon. The narrow Is used for trim spring In the world issue* from one of
off-the-face brims. It will be seen
ming, the wide for making hats.
the most beautiful parts of the grot
from the models here pictured that
JU LIA BOTTOMLET.
toes and contain* phosplioru*, arsenic
the new shapes besjieak becomingness
i f . l t l * w v a tsrs S i v i d i w i l l l n t I
and Iron lulphat*.
Mineral* of the rarest colors Jewel
the caves In numberless msny-hued
B l a c k Satin Hats
To Keep Crib Smooth
formation*. Chemist*, physicist* snd
The newest hats for wear with fur
T o keep the rubber sheet In baby’s
and fur-trimmed coats are of heavy crib always In Its p'ace. stitch a width geologists who examined the springs
black satin closely draped to form of cotton cloth on either side of the and minerals systematically for a
turbans and ornamented with exquis rubber sheeting, draw the cloth nnder year and a half from a sclentlflc and
ite Jeweled motifs One Is of crystal the mattress and fasten both s|d#e
N o ieeleu A irp lan e
and urilllant* and is In the form of a together with safety pins.
huge dragonfly.
Riding In airplanes would he much
more popular If there were less noise
T w eed s in Bluo
So a Britisher I* working on a noise
Shoes Combine Black-Gray
The new blue tweeds are extremely less propeller nnd engine Hla propel
Biuart street shoes are maile o f a attractive. The new shade of blue Is ler. Instead of having hut two blades,
combination of gray and black leather mo«t lie- oinlng and the dresses aod
would have many small blades, which
suits are both simple and »mart.
nod have large cut-steel buckles.
b* claims will reduce the pole*.
EADED frocks continui» to flash
their glittering In-Kilty nero** tha
patii o f fashion. Through loveliness
o f coloring ami unique design these
shoathllke dresses
weighted with
heads rhinestones, pearl» and pall-
lettea continus to cn»t their enchant
ment over resplendent dance, dinner
and other formal evening functions.
The most entrancing models are
slips o f daintiness whose sole purpose
seems to be to serve as a background
B
L. T. Dittemore
Ftigvcc. O res —‘ I had for years been
subject to spells o f bronchitic, I never
passed a winter without having a spell.
A t night when I would lie down and
try to g it my rest, the cough would he
tlic wvrst. consequently I got verv little
sleep or rest. I tried manv different
medicines but never found anything that
would relieve me unpl I began taking
Dr. Tierce's Golden Medical Discovery
and it stopped my cough and I have not
had an attack of bronchitis since. It
has given me mere help than all the
other medvtncs combined
It is a tine
medicine for deep-seated coughs and
bronchial trouble.— L. T . Dittemore.
25 J Lawrence St
( ibtaui IV . Tierce’s Discovery now in
table!- t liquid from your neighbor
hood druggist
You w ill quickly feel
the beneficial effect. W rite Dr. Fierce,
President Invalids’ Hotel in Buffalo.
N . Y , if you desire free medical advice.
Ancient Dispensary.
About 46(H> B C a public dUpen
enry was established in Egypt, the
in -dies I attendant for which received
the equivalent of $500 a year for his
service- This was at that time about
five times the amount received by a
skilled laborer.
Titled Poisoner.
T h e marquise de Brinvilliers, to ob
tain possession of her inheritance,
killed her father and other members
of her family with a subtle potson
Her crime was discovered and she
was executed in 1$7$.
First Equestrian Statue.
The statue o f Colleoni. the famous
generalissimo o f the Venetian land
forces, in Venice, is regarded as the
first equestrian statue in existence. It
is the work of Verocchio and Leopardi
and was cast in 140$.
First Worship.
Th - first worship we know of is
e read: "Men began to call on the
dated about 3S7S B C. In Genesis 4
name of the Lord." Mosest in 1450
B C„ set up the Jewish order of wor
ship.
Fame.
Fame is not futile. It is the pass
ipg salute to exceptional ability. The
Idt-a c f evesv youth should be fame,
fairly earned—in competition with
others. The Olympic games o f today
typify to me the finest type of compe-
tit on—the ideal of human contest and
adventure. The better man. working
to fit b iuselt as best he can before
hand. wins. And such fame is worth
while and respectable— Chauncey M
Depew. In International-Cosmopolitan.
Soul of the Bo et.
To be a poet is to have a soul In
which kr ewleUg» passes instantaneous
ly into feeling, and feeling flashes back
as a new organ of knowledge —George
Eliot.
Will Last Forever.
Tw o coats of pure white lead ap
plied to the canvas back of the oil
paint ng will preserve it from damp
ness and mold and render it prac tical
ly indestructible.
The Dire Harvest.
Most wild oats are sown on the
night shift, and reaped .n the cold
gray dawn — Alexandra Tlmes-Trib-
une.
Satisfactory Offering
Western Exchange— After the col
lection was taken the choir sang "It
Is Enough ' by Mendelssohn.— Boston
T ranscripL
B
l o t nine feet
Its oilier dimension»
were Hire« feet each way, making Its
horlicntal section square Its walls
were six In,lies thick, leaving au in
terlor two and one half feet square In
which a man might staud erect and
turn about. Th* Inalde van metal
lined
there was * solitary burred
window, a few Inehes square. In one
wall o f the structure, within arm's
reach from lit* Inside, that admitted a
shaft of light There was slso s
heavy, swinging panel door that
locked with * great key. through which
a man might squees* within III* walla.
Above, and with Its apes hanging
downward on th* Inside, waa a metal
hopper aa large as th* top of the
structure. The slot In the ape* of
this hopper was the thickness and
width of * current gold or silver coin.
Baptiste's triumph might have passed
for a huge atone chimney, but It was
a mousy music hoi and, at (be same
time, a vault.
The miser had only lo carry his
coin In small loads up th* ladder
against the outside, empty them into
th* hopper, release the mechanism at
the slot, which would drop the pieces
at whatever pac* desired, and listen
in Idle ecstasy to their music as they
dripped within the vault, rolling *ud
ringing In tweeleat symphony. Tlisre
was something almost pathetic In Ihe
childish way poor old Baptist# would
unlock Ih* vault door at night, carry a
few gold and allver burdens aloft to
the hopper, release th* alUl# at the
slot aud then alt crouched outside th*
walla, listening to th* money * niuale
The miser had been blessed with a
moat profitable week In hla *l*v# traf-
Ac. He counted hi* earnings with ex
cited Anger* on Sabhulli morning and
promised himself a concert. Ihe like of
which he had never beard, on that
very day. Going up and down the
ladder was toilsome work for a feeble
old man Ilk* Baptiste, but the prom
ised music seemed to lend unusual
strength to his tottering legs and
palsied bands. How many time* he
crept eloft burdened with coin he
knew not. but at last III* wealth lay
gleamlug tn the hopper and Ih# vault
waa empty.
Then Baptiste sot th* slot at a
measured pace, went down th* ladder
for the last time and. adding through
th* open pauel door, pulled it slowly
to and locked It on tha Inside II*
even removed th* key and placed It
on the ledge o f the single window
which lighted the Interior, s i If II
were safor there. Th* miser # grand
concert waa under way. Th# coin*
fell at his feet and rolled about with
ringing accents Hapftat* crouched In
the corner and dosed hi* eye*, so that
vision might not thsre with bearing
The music thrilled, then toothed, hla
tired faculties and at length Ida
white head nodded and Baptist# slept.
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
When the miser opened Ids eye# he
knew not for the Instant where h»
was until hla ear caught th# sound
of the coins which were yet falling
II* waa chilled and aching with th#
sensation of a great weight bearing
him down. He tried to rise from hla
cramped posture, but bis stiffened ilin’ *
responded weakly and It was with
difficulty that he shook off the weight
and struggled to bis feet. Then he
reeled and would have fallen had not
the close walla of the vault aupporied
him. He waa seized with a choking
sensation,
and In nervou* haste
Stretched Ids thin hand upward ti*
ward the key which lay on th# win
ilow Irdge.
Hla trembling Anger* t,inched I t -
puahed It through the barn—where It
hung halanclrg an Instant, and then
fell on th* outside
As the key struck the floor It rang
with a clink that aeemed to mock the
dink of the falling coin» within.
As th# full algniflcance of the ml
ser* altuallon forced Itself upon him.
hla knees gave way and he sank In a
limp and motionless heap— a prisoner
with his wealth. Hla eye* were cloned
and hla head rested sidewise on bis
knees, directly under the »lot. Each
falling coin struck him on the temple
and glanced ngainst the metal lining
of the vault with a ring Baptist*
was yet conscious, hut without the
power to move. Th# coin» smote him
with pendulum-like regularity, until
each one pained like a knife thrust
and then Jingled merrily to rest among
Its fellow « At length the money's
music cam* to him Indistinctly, as If It
were a great way off. and he felt the
pain no longer. Baptist# was d rift
ing—drifting In s golden ship over s
golden sea The shimmering waters
rocked him gently, while the wave*
covered him with their glittering
spray Then Baptiste fell Into a sleep
—a sleep wherein the heart stops snd
th# fllrkerlng light o f Ilf* goes out.
The eoln# eontlnued to fall In meas
ured aceenta, chanting a weird re
quiem and wasting their music within
that prison sepulcher.
P ain fu l A th letic III
Charley horse Is a slang phrase used
In reference to a severe pain. Athletes
seem to be enprrlally susceptible to
this condition. (Jrnnllund Rlc# deflnea
It ns a sudden bunching o f muscle* In
to a bard knot and say* that It I* one
nt th# most prevalent and most pain
ful of athletic III*.
Caves A re Treasure H om e o f Mineral*
WRidEYS
NEW HANDY PACK
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best
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and
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Something About Combs.
There Isn't very much Information
obtainable regarding combs, except
Ihal their origin le traced lo groat
antiquity. Combs made ot wood, bone
and born have liven found In Swiss
lake dwellings
Among Ihe Greeks
and Itoinans the combs were made uf
hovwo,„l. In Egypt, o f Ivory.
Mod
orn combs are made of tlioae, and
also o f tortoise shell
I’ robuhly the
usa ef ihe eoinh for th « hair came
after they were employed for yard
tng wool
New York Tvl^Kripb
Compili* Cbiagm Silwdij
Adults, Week day Matinee 'Ah';
Evenings, !lf>v. Oontlnoua 1 tu 11
p. m. Children 10 cent* all times
CUT FLOWED A FLORAL DESiUK
I'ls rk # Hr,»» . Ktortsla, » I t M orrises et
W E BUY
Hides, Pelts, Wool, Mohair,
Tallow, Cascara Bark
Horse Hair.
Ovtul us >u«r BJitg-nwiiU
U«s mum *Uy « •
W « mall
rwwftvo «»•»!•
P ortland H idi a W ool C o .
W h e n a P i* It a M p a I.
A pi«* I h « tm*«l. According lo the •!«*
ciHlou of th«* (HttHgow mnKlrttrntf'H'
« «iruinltt**«*.
A IlccnHott rt*«tmirnti*ur
recently rhnrged with having «up
piled liquor to three men between
p m and 10 p. in . without a tin nl
bolttg Hupplled at th«* Him*
For the
defeniM* It wan Hinted that each of
the tm*n waa »uppltcd with a pie. ami
It waa contended that thla «'otiHtltutcd
u meal
Th«* attpeudtury «!«•» t«l«*«l In
favor of the renpondentn.
London
Mall
D caertittt« the Gum«.
If you expect to hnv«» aom«* d«*ntal
work done and mlah to d«*M«<naitlt«*
your teeth to a ««*rtafn degree, brunh
them twice a «lay for a w«*«*k «»r ten
duyn with milk of magnesia, and th<*
dental work may be done with less
pain on th«* part «»f the patient, nay«
a correspondent of the Kaunas O ty
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Worn Spots in Floor,
Worn MjK>t. on polished floors In
doorway* or at the foot o f atalra may
1», prevented hy applying a thin ront
of m u on## or twice a month, l'ul
th# sa x In ...........loth nml rub uver
th# worn ipots. allowing 15 minutes
Embody D ee i t of Ma rines.
for drying. Ih, n polish. In an hour or
Th * r t fare net* of the "tla lls of Mon i s o apply a second coat of wax and
tesumn” mad«* by th<* marln«*s Is slg- polish again
nlf! ant of the hattl«* In which the
mar ties were victorious In that an
Cognomen Mad# Esclu#iv#.
cent fortress about 1*35
The song
The Ivrm "realtor” waa coined to
goes on to say "T o the shores of
indicate
member*
of
cnnstltusnt
Tripoli." which refers to another vic
boards of th# National Association of
torious baltb* of th«* marines In Tripoli
Real Estate hoards. Th# courts havo
In several cases upheld them In their
A v s r a g o L 'f* E x t s n d s d .
determination to prevent any other
The I'm ted Slates public health s«»rv
than member» of their association
Ice. after an exhaustive study, finds
I from using It.
that the average of human llfo In
the country Is fifty six y«*ars
This
Of English Origin.
Is contrasted with the av«*rage In the
The word "Junto" la derived from
Sixteenth century, which was b«*twe««n
the laitin word "Jumta." meaning
eighteen and twenty years.
| "joined." It wns first applied to a
: croup of Whig politician* In the
Love of One's Work.
reigns of Mary nml Ann of England,
It does not matter whether a man in,I has come to mean "a secret con
pnlnta th«* petals of a rose or th«* fer-nee." »specially a political one
chasms of a precipice, so that love
and admiration attend on him as he
Esprsisiv#.
labors an«! wait forever on his work
Little Arthur, when asked If he
It does not matter whether h«- toll for
Mould like to stay with hla grand
months on a few Inches of Ills canvas,
mother a few days, answered decid
or cover a palace front with color In
edly. "N o, because gramlnui la loo full
a day; so only that it be with a
solemn purpose, that he have filled his of doo'ts *'
heart with patience or urge his hand
Biological Not#*.
to haste.— Huskln.
Tha rising prlre of shoes may have
had something lo do with raising men
Swore in Five Presidents.
fn m the . .late of a quadruped td an
John Marshall, chief Justice of the erect creature
Wayne New»-'
Supremo court of the t'nlted States, Sentinel
administered the oath of office to five
Presidents during the 34H years, from
Fished Out.
lHoi lo 1H35. he held office.
l a " » ! Person tin reply to disap
pointed linge r Told yew there wni
New Guinea Love Tokens.
fishin' ‘ere. (lid they? Well, there wus.
When a New tiuinea woman fulls in
hut Ins' year a gent came down from
love with a man. It Is customary for
le ndon and t aught It!
London
her to send a bit of string to his sister
O p in io n .
or mother, and It Is eveutually pushed
on to the favored mortal
Haphazard Happiness.
The hnppleal momenta of our lives
Life t RepTenithment.
are not those We plan for, but those
The law of llfo Is replenishment;
that com# entirely hy chance
llos
we must put hack day by day Into the
'on Tranacrlpt.
blood stream what thn life cells take
fr«-m It In the process we call living
Relief for Burnt.
Only through the food w«* eat com
Scraped
raw potatoes will give In-
hlned with air and water ran this bn
"lant relief lo a burn
As Ihe potato
accomplished. The Motive.
becomes warm from the heat of the .
burn change to a fresh slice and «on-
Andy Jackson's Lbck.
On# of th# lat#st rellca rerelved by tlnue changing as long as necessary.
th# T#nn#»ae# Slut# mu«#um la an
obi fa»hU>n#il w»o<l#n lock from on#
of the doors of the first house occupied
by Andrew Jackson when h# #ame to
T#nn#»»#e.
Plants and Sonshln*.
Where the aunalilne la very intense,
plants guard against It hy either In
creasing the thickness of their leaves
or decreasing their size and number.
In the opposite case, they Incroas#
tlielr leaf aurfaee.
Matter of Gray Matter.
A man may have heart enough to
love two women at th# same time, but
he certainly .ought to have enough
not to try It.— Boston Transcript.
medicinal viewpoint, have found radio
nctlve springs such as have never be
A Pity.
fore been found. Tests have revealed
that the spring* are almost bubbling
Some people take an much pleasure
drug atorra. Besides phosphorus Iron In telling what they know that It's
and arsenic, they contain In addition a pity they know so little. Boston
molybdenum, copper, aluminum, man
Transcript.
gañese, calcium, magnesium, sodium
and potash.
High Bridge.
" I stood on the bridge at midnight,”
S u rely U ntrustw orthy
Consistency waa not one o f Richard hummed the mosquito aa he began to
Brinsley .Sheridan's strong points, and operate on Ihe »lumberer's patrician
one evening some of his friends were proboscis.
chiding him about Ids flckleness In
changing his views on the slightest
Wanted First Aid.
pretext. But Sheridan, as usual, got
Joan d'Arc Haste, valet, a screw
In the laat word. The accusation, he driver; mrthlnka I've a caterpillar
aald, reminded him o f the reasoning down my neck.
of the entertainer of a convivial party,
who, hearing hla friend* observe that
The Original Rib Roast.
It was time to take leave, ae the
When Adam swore at Eve Immedi
watchman was crying. " I ’ust three
o'clock,” remarked: “ Why. you don’t ately after the fruit course. It was the
mind that fellow, do you? He la Ihe original rib roast. — Beattie Union-
moat Inconsistent fellow out. Why, lie Record.
changea bis story every half hour.”
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