The Turner tribune. (Turner, Or.) 19??-19??, January 07, 1926, Image 4

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A Grace J>li 5 jSreivai¿
\v lth C h c c ru p 5 a n d the Q iiixieS
From School Teacher
To G r e a t Eminence
A voung roan who was brought up on
a farm iu Western Pennsylvania studied
diligently .tod qualified for district school
pursuing his studies and
eicner. Further
Furtl
teaching, he manage«! to save up enough
money to put him thru medical college.
He began the practice ot jneduuue iu tne
new oil section of Pa.
He was a student of nature, knew and
could easily recognize most of the medicinal
plants growing in the « oods.
Inter, he novrd to Buffalo, N. Y. where
he launched his favorite remedies, and in
a short time, they were sold by every drug-
(not in th* Und. Today, the name of this
man. Dr. R. V. Pierce, is known through­
out the world. His Gokien Medical Dis­
covery is the best known blood medicine
and tonic. More than fiftv million bottles
have been soid in the l i . S. If t o u t drug­
gist doe* not sell the Golden Medical Dis­
covery, in liquid or tablets, you can obtain
a trial pkg. f the tablets by sending 10c
to the Dr. Pierce Clinic, in Buffalo, S’. Y.
IT WAS A RAINY DAY
T T W A S pouring
Not a ray of sun
shine greeted Cheerups »h e n he
ojiened his eyes. All the world was
gray, und nothing could be heard but
the sound of great drops tinkling on
his tiny root.
"I guess 1 shall have to stay at
home today, sure enough," chuckled
he. wagging his topknot; “and no vis­
itors w in come either, unless the ducks
manage to get out.
I feel a trifle
moist, hut it's worse for the Quixios
out there on their spiderwebs In ah
this rain. Oh, Bright*}«**, Qulckear,
Soft foot. SniflsntfT: come here and
get under as much cover as this sum­
mer house of mine offers 1”
The Quisles didn't take long In an­
swering that call. They were all very
wet except Sniffsniff, who said he had
Lonely Spot.
found a big mushroom to crawl under.
Once a year a little ship, the Mo­
“Now. beys. Old Brother East Wind
ravian. crosses the Atlantic to Mora­ has just whispered to are that he's go-
vian missions among the Eskimos of
latbrador. A solitary missionary ot
the Church of England is stationed
there at the Indian settlement of l'n-
gava. There are few lonelier inhab­
ited areas m-ttie world.
Masculine Dress.
A phrase in Hulwer-Lytton’s "Pel-
ham” (IS IS ), "People must be very
distinguished in appearance to look
well in black." started the fashion of
black for evening dress.. High silk
hats reached their perfection in the
'30s and the masculine dress has
changed very little since then.
Eiders of G-eenland.
Hoopoe, who cam* for a singing lea
son?"
Heuietuber him? I should say s o !"
pip*d Qulckear.
"I was out on the
edge of the desert eating prickly pears
mth Jacky Monk, and I heard him all
that way. Goodness, hut he made a
noise, worse than Fourth of July back
home." *
“There's quite a remarkable story
about M r Hoopoe.“ said Cheerupa
hastily, trying to change the subject,
it mage him a little homesick to think
of the Fourth of July, and he saw a
tear In Softfoot's eye.
"W ell, hi Arabia, which Is a country
lying beyond the Desert of Sahara an t
the Bed sea. far awu.v from our Jungle,
the people have a legend abont Mr.
Hoopoe and King Solomon, who lived i
long, long ago. Once when King Solo- ,
tnon was traveling through the desert
— for other lands have deserts, too. I
you know— he grew very faint from j
the hot rays of Mg bright Mr. Sun I
Then a flock of Hoopoes came and
formed a screen Just above Ids head
to protect him. King Solomon was so
delighted and thought It was so kind
of the Hoopoes that he asked what
Rodolpho Alfonxo Raffasio P>srrs
he could do for them as a reward.
FMIbsrt Guglislmi di Valent ns d'An
What do you suppose the foolish
tonguella— the full name of this prom
things asked fob?
Why. crowns of
Insnt “movie" star— was born In th#
gold upon their heads ' O f course, the
littls villa »« of Castsllansta, Italy.
king granted their request and they
May 6. 1895. It was not until aftei
w er* very happy and proud of them­
his arrival In Nsw York, in 1913, that
selves for a while, looking Into all the
h# Isarnsd to dancs, and latsr obtained
pools and even the dewdrops to catch '
a pasition in a prominent New York
their reflections.
But soon men be- i
cafe as a dancer. After an unsuccess
gan to trap them and hunt them to
ful tour with a muaical comedy he
get their golden crowns. The Hoopoes
Joined a motion picture producing or
were most dreadfully frightened then. ‘
ganitation.
and some of them went back to King ,
Solomon and begged that he would |
fake away the horrid crowns.
The ; were peeking from behind the brand
kind king listened to their troubles. 1 fruit tree nil th* time, except Quick
of course, nud gave them crowns of | ear. who w h s nteay e a t i n g fruit. Thunk
feathers Instead of their golden ones. | you. sir; that was a lovely stury.”
Ever since then these birds have worn ;
“But you see now, don't you." said
brown crests with white and black I Cheerups. with n tuerry twinkle In his
tips
Didn't you notice Mr. Hoopoe's ' eye. “that
yesterday?"
"Oold«n crown« and all th« r#»t
"Oh, yes, Mr. Cheerups. we did," |
The northern eider breeds on the These Birds W ear Brown Crests With
islands of the Greenland and Elles­
White and Black Tips.
mere island coasts.
Four thousand
ing to keep this rain np dll day. What
eggs may often be gathered from one
shall we do?
Supposing we play*
small island in a few hours. The beau­ games I”
tiful king eider arrives at Etah in
“Oh. please. Mr. Cheerups," begged
A r t n o t o f »r ift s t h « v e r y be»L**
May with the northern eider and fre­ Brighteres, “tell us a story!"
cried the Qulxles In glee, "fo r we *
by !.title. I! own a Co.)
quents the same coasts.
“Y'es. yea. a story." chimed the oth­
ers In chorus, clapping their hands
To Br A f i Ebony.
and squealing with delight.
“Oh, well. If It's a story you are
Sometimes ebony brushes and band
£ y H. IR V IN G
mirrors become dull in appearance. wanting, you provoking young rascals, ,
K IN G
I
suppose
I
can
find
one
tucked
away
Thev can be improved considerably by
In
my
head
somewhere,"
said
Cheer-
rubbing in a little white vaseline with
ups. smiling. “But I am getting de­
a soft piece c£ material until the wood
cidedly damp on one side, and if you
has absorbed all the grease* and has
want a story, you will have to keep
taken on a rich gloss.
fox's tall !*' at the same time giving
your story-teller dry In some w ay."
THE PIG’S TAIL
vent to cries of a |ieculiar nature
“I know how." cried Qulckear. "We ll \
which may be words o f some long for
Lily of the Valley.
get some big leaves and hang them j
N O T uncommon belief among
gotten lunguugc.
This proceeding Is
like curtains on the side of the house
farmers Is thnt If you cut off s
The number of Us names testifies
supposed to ens ire n good crop for
where the rain comes In." Before
pig's tall he will fallen more readily
to the popularity of the lily of the val­
next yenr. In K aodlnuvla. Ksthonla.
Cheerups could suggest
that they
ley. Prettiest of all these is “ladder would get all wet while doing It. they — you will have a good fat hog at parts of Germany and among some
“killing
time."
This
Is
one
of
those
to heaven,” which r^f^rs to its quality were off nnd back again with th*
Slavonic races the favorite repra
agricultural superstitions which go
of purity and humility. The French leaves; almost before he had time to
sentatlve of the . orn spirit appears to
back to the most primitive times and
bnve been the hog; for In thoae re
cal! it “ Muguet ce Mai.” the German, put on his little red shoes and straight­
can he clearly traced to that phase of
en up his topknot "for the day. Then
g.ons nt times of planting nnd of hnr
“Mai Plume.”
nature-worship— the worship o f the
the great glossy leaves were fastened
vest they pay the same attention to the
grain spirit— whb'h In some o f its
on two sides of the house In a twin­
hog as the Burgundian peasants do to
An Explanation. -
forms regarded the spirit o f the crops
kling with strong grasses and bits of
the fox.
Women learn to swim sooner than
as taking >m the shape, or at least as
twisty vine, nnd the jolly little Qulx-
In Uourland when barley Is sown
men because the men have to teach les. all snug and warm, sat down In a symbolized by. an animal. To this day
at harvest time ln'Bourgogne, the last the farmer’s wife bolls a hogs chine
th<*ms>-lvts.— New York American.
circle about Cheerups, their eyes shin­
sheaf gathered Is said to be "the fox." and tail. The chine Is eaten hut the
ing. ned their ears pricked for a story
tall is ent -off nnd stuck up In the
A score of ears of grain are left stand­
Highwayman's Feats.
''Must stories, begin 'Once upon a
field to Insure a 'fa t" crop. The con
ing near the sheaf to represent the
time,' ” said Cheerups, beaming, for
nectlon between the primitive custom
Gilfferoy. a noted English highway­
he was enjoying himself Immensely, “fox's tall."
of the peasants of northern Europe of
man. who was l.itngud in July. 1638. is
The reapers then throw their sickles
“but this one starts with Just 'Yester­
retting off the pig's tail to Insure fat
safd to have "ricked the pocket of- day.' Do you boys' remember Mr
at it and cry, “W e have cut off the crops and the rustom o f the farmers
Cardinal kticiielieu in the king's pres­
of Americap stipes o f cutting off the
ence. robbed ( liver Cromwell and
pig's tail Vi Ins ire a fat hog Is ob­
hanged a justice."
vious.
H E W H Y Sf
¥> SU P E R ST IT IO N S
A
1 A. br McClure
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Famous Chair a Fixture.
The cornailon chair in Westminster
abbey was made in 12!>5. It has only
been out - .-.e the abbey once since that
date.
Ancient Anesthetics.
Anesthetics in surgical operations
were used thousand of years ago, we
are told by one hich authoriiy
They
comm.inly used vegetabi- drugs such
a- raor; mn • a ; .’ hash'-h and alcohol.
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Facts about your name; its history; meaning, whence it A
was derived, significance; your lu^ky day and lucky jewel w
YVONNE
V O N N E Is almost n n«mp without
a history. It is « feminine name
obviously Invented from the mascu­
line form for the purpose of honoring
the name; it had no parallel growth
and no particular reason for being. In
short, it is one of the few mimes In
Chickens for All.
On the farms of this country are etymologies! records, which were prob­
f ve chickens for every man. woman i ably originally bestowed upon some
ar.il child in the emir United States.1 girl baby to perpetuate the name of
the father in the event that there was
no subsequent male heir.
The history of Yvonne dates hack
to legendary times when a Persian
bishop named Ivhar established a her­
mitage In Huntingdonshire In the
Seventh century, and provided a pa­
tron for many 'in fvar of Punish nnd
Norman extraction. The use of this
j
i
nafbe
«proad
throughout
France,
where It was known as Yvon or Ifone.
Yvon became popular among the
chroniclers.
It was Yvon de Tallle-
M E A L
boi*», who was the villain in the story
a ffo r d *
Y
WRSGLEYS
AFTER
”
of “Hereward** and his camp of
refuge. There was also the good St.
Ivo de Chartres, who suffered unjust
Imprisonment, and St. Ives of Hrlttany,
the nrtvo'-iite of the poor.
There have been scores of Yvonnes
In ballad and romance, to say nothing
of modern literature.
Though most
popular in families of French descent,
Yvonne enjoys great vogue In this
country.
The opal Is Y’vonne’s tnlismanlc
gem. It is said to bring her that mys­
terious fascination which Is associat­
ed with superwoman charm. It will
also guard her from unhappiness. Fri­
day is her lucky day and 7 her lucky
number.
((£ by W b « « !« r Syndicate )
U . E V E R Y
^ \
\ benefit aa well
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as pleasure.
I I I I H -I H - H -- H 4 - H ^ ' 1 1 I H - f
A LINE O ’ CHEER
Healthful exercise for the teeth
and a «pur to digestion. A Long.*
lasting refreshment* toothing to
nerves and stomach.
The Great American
£weef meat, untouched i
by h a n d s , full o f j
flavor.
By John Kendrick Bang«
I I I I I I I H I 1 I I I I H I I' H - H - t"
A V A L U A B L E SECRET
H O L D « « e cre t g o o d a n d tru «
T h a t m a k e s fo r Joy In te n se ,
T h « w h ic h I h e re co n fid e to
yoO
In « t r ic t e s t co n fid e n c e :
Th « r e a s o n w h y I g * t tn oat th in s «
o n w h ic h m y m in d Is s e t
Is th a t I a l w a y s s e t m y m in d on
th in ir s th a t I c a n g « t.
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OFFERSAM ÀRKET
for
=
BBREVTATED
—= S T O R Y
THE PROFITEERS
« Y X 7 H Y Is It,” thought Jazxbo, the
man fr« rn Mars, ”that the
earth-people don’t govern themselves
more sensibly, ;is we do up on M i n «?
What they call he high cost of living,
for instance— what Is the cause of
such a ldlly stats of things?"
And he decided to go to those Mire*
representative huslnes« men of whom
he had heard so often -the butcher, the
baker and the candlestick maker, und
question them.
Mo lie stepped Into
Lolnej's btiNher* shop arid Inquired
poMtely: “Might I ask you to fell no
what causes the high cost of living?'
“Selfishness- pure selfishness," re
plied the butcher gloomily.
lie re
moved a sJgn reading "Frankfurters
30 rents n pound,** und replaced lr
with one rending: “ Frankfurters.
for 50 cents,” and continue«!, ,#If every
b >«Jy was satisfied with a fair profit
like me, there wouldn't he no high
cost of living
The profiteers!*’
Kneedle, the baker, In response to
the sutne question, said:
"Noboilj
ain't sajlfdled with n re»H«»n:ih!e re
turn on their investment they want
to hog It all, the profiteers!’*
And hd Mold a docen rolls to n cum
tomer for Oft coots, and Juzxbo went
to the shop of Taifowhaum, the candle
stick maker, who sal«!: “The high
cost of living?
I’lgglshnesM.
Look
around you at the profiteers j”
“I’ll tuke that candlestick marked
13.50,” said Jny.zbo
"That’s
today I forgot to
change the card,” said Tullowhaum.
• Gb by Oator«« Matthew Adam# >
A N n
1 L A I t U
your
produce
VAUOEVILLE PHOTO-PUÏS
HIB182ME
FEDERAL All) ROADS
VIEWED AS DEFENSE
ScClion 4Devoted to
i t n ;+ i i i i i i i n
O C ìO T Ì
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Facts concerning th* relation ot
national defense and Interstate com­
merce are brought out In a statement
recently Issued by the American As-
social ion of State Highway Officials.
“When the federal aid road sys­
tem now
xtider construction was
planned." says the statement, ''n a­
tional defense was taken Into consid­
eration. The W a r department was
consulted as to roads that would meet
the greatest need In any line of de­
fense, and road builders were gov­
erned accordingly In the selectlou of
routes embraced In the federal aid
system.. In the congressional hearings
that were held. General I'ershlng took
part, und In th* course of his testi­
mony before the aenate committee oo
(Hist office* and post roads In l i d . be
Impressed upon the committee th*
value of the county road In times of
war In the transport of needed food
supplies."
Ever since cooperative work began
on the federal aid system, all roads
built with federal aid funds have been
const meted, say th* official*. "with
military requirements In view, particu­
larly Iu the matter o f rutvrrta und
bridge* Sine* the needs ot imtlonal
defense have been taken Into account
added security Is given to the nation,
and under the provision of the federal
aid aet. which promote-, this phase of
national security, no state Is called
upon to pay more than Its due share
for this added aeeurlty,"
In the relation which highways hold
to Interstate commerce, road official*
In their statement Incidentally rail at­
tention to the point that federal co­
operation In highway Improvement Is
not new.
Visions of Interstate highways as tin
Hon developers Were had as eurly ns
1SU8 when the Cumberland pike wus
planned by congress, and all through
the succeeding years the highways In
their Interstate character haie been
growing lu Importance. “The benefits
derived from this growth." officials
add. "are not confined to stales, hut
come to the tiatlou ns a whole."
O f the federal aid system. 5S.1 per
cent Is located lu fifteen stale' '“This."
say the officials, “Is because the sys­
tem wus planned to Include T per cent
of the mileage In each state, this lat­
ter mileage being found sufficient to
connect all couuty seats end market­
ing centers.”
Portland, Oregon.
Danger Somswhsr*.
Tw o men were watching two women
pitching their lent at an auto camp lu
th* mountains.
“ It's dangerous (or
women to be traveling arouml alone
that way.'' remarked one. ns the wom­
en set up tlielr cots and unrolled their
bedding
Just then one of the women
opened a satchel, pulled out a big re
vulver, dumped out some cartridges
and began cleaning and oiling the
weapon
''Y ea," said the other mao.
"It Is dangerous. Mighty dangerous.“
U s* (or W hit* Stockings.
An eastern hosiery tlrm received an
order (Tola a North Carolina woman
with the (ollowlng note; " T h * reason
I get while sfneklngs la tin account ot
(less, and we don't know where so
many (leas come from
I can't see
them on black stockings and they are
gone l»efore I can see them, so that's,
why I get white stockings, so I can
catch (leas on th em "
Or'sr W illiam s' Petition.
Compiile Chini* Salwd*}
Adulti, W i.-k d «v M atin** * * ;
Evening», 86c. t untinoli* l U* 11
|i in. Uhiklran IU canta ill llm *i
CUT FLOWERS « FLORAL DESlUC
«’I mi h* U h » . Hurt«!«. Ml
W E BUY
Hides, Pells, Wool, Mohair,
Tallow, Cascara Bark
Horse Hair.
SvnU a« »our «fctt>i*««t*. W# mm U » 0 »
th« miiw it*» «*• hmn H v « tfuud Is
F o r t u n o H ide a
W ool C o .
Mita >ns»l asst*, n
iu
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Vk L. A It*«* f I»r«*.u C1 mm * «*•*!•
l .
#J*.M «!•«
m.
utaihm r.*«
l.nal ».•«•«! Mx«*t*
fnins sv«rl4 U«c*4v|
winWii ».«««»•..
tuHi#« ««A«. »«rft«r
M««l*
*•!»!«• I* l|*-f *r»«H** IFY»« r«t«h«g
Q U F F N 11A T C H T R V t ** ImM
• NUt
M A f f L*
N O R T O N IA H O T E L
I.awtl. make us bettern' what wo
You Will f««i K
«1 n—m M mm
think we Is an' keep us gwlne w en
we think* w * done traveled fur 'nuff
Mr mi CmtnI# tmirndk L m
Make us ter see dat de wort' whar
K i m O m i I U k
you put us Is mighty good ter live in. IUI«M H im M««<a «U Truly*«.
Ittfei «mi ******
un' dnt Ike ain't too gootl-fer de wort'
Help us ter love our neighbor much
es we klu; ter keep up de (ire an'
W ild
watch de woodpile. Atlanta Coustltu
At on«* ttm* «»r another all «t*r»»Al«.
tton.
nu«*h iu «lio al, rlc«« *»n«I m «U ". w«r«»
wild *ri»*«u*«. and ninny y«*ar« of p*
Apia and Monktya.
ttoot r«i«a ri'h bn««* I m *« h n o o u m ry to
Thar«*
The term* ' ape'' and "m onkey" are dev«*U>|> thrfr ndlbl# utility
frequently used Interchangeably; all (Hunt i»o num* rr.u» grain« «»f pottrullal
motikeya.are called ape* »nil all apes valuo growing throughout th«* w«»rld.
are called monkeys
But the term hut until th* llM b v r r y of adtfty no *d
"ape" la more particularly applied to d It Ion had b»ou mad«* to uur »*lat-
the tailless, manlike monkeys ot (he mg nuppllod for conturloi.
old world, such as the chlmpansee;
while "m onkey" t* more often used
Famous Old L«g «n d .
when speaking of the smaller aboraal
Th«* «lory
Frnnkt'n»tf*ln w a« pub-
monkeys
I'athtlnder Magasine
j Uah«*d by Mm. Hh«*lt«*y In 1*1».
In
.
Best Public Roads Are
in U. S., Writer Asserts
It Is well to remember tbst making
roads for motor traffic Is s new Ameri­
can Invention. Twenty year* ago. says
W ill I’a jn e In the Saturday Evening
I'oat, we were properly reprobated for
the scandalous state of inuny of our
public roads. The splendid highways
of western
Europe, especially of
France, were held Up as ail example
for our emulation.
But In III* matter o f highways 20
years takes you buck Into ancient his­
tory. for motor cars have- completely
changed the stress to which road' are
subjected. Now the United States ha*
the best roads In the world, and
France, the once bonsted example,
shows many mile* of main highway
that have been pounded by self-pro­
pelled vehicles lulu very Indifferent
condition.
I may mention that Inst Juno the
king of England, with much pomp and
ceremony,-snipped a pretty ribbon and
thus opened to traffic a new highway.
Every I-ondon newspaper featured the
nffalr largely.
If was. Indeed, a na­
tional event. Su fur as a layman may
Judge by merely looking at It, this new
road Is ■ first-class piece of construe-
Hon, probably as »nud as any In the
United States. But It Is only eight
miles long
it a young sludnnt mining how h «
! « mat*«! a mon«t«*r with m aterial« col-
Catching fireflies ta proving a profit­ lm trd from tomb« nnd f*V»n d l«««ct-
able venture (or several firm* at T o I ing rooms The rn*ntum a« «iulr«*d Ilf«
kyo. Japan. The (Ilea are aold to poo and coramlttnd many tnrrlbln rrlmnn.
pie giving lawn partlea.
Sometimes 11« tnurdvrod a frUmd of the stu«!«*nt.
they are hung aa decoratlona In rages trangl<*d hi« brido nn«i «-mutually mot
about the grounds
Often they are \ his «I«*ath In th«* N«>rth«>rn
released among the guests like a
shower ot sparks.
Asbestos From Cyprus.
Japanese Decorations.
f
4
One of th« chlvf tnlnrmln tnln«?d In
• Cyprus Is a lH*«toa, from which th«* In-
The missionary meeting was over , habitant« of th« Ulnnd tnnk« not only
and the various umounts contributed i packing and building tuBl«rials, but
hy the members of the church had ¡oil. wah-r pip «« and furnltwr«*
been, as usual, one of th* most popu­ i
■■ ■
lar features. On the way home little
•'By Rids of Thumb/*
Jane said to her mother
“ What a
T h l« old «tiylug menu« m«*a«urem«*nt
kind man Mr Total must be. He gave j.by th« thumb, n« In rnrpontry
Ity •*•
ever ao much more than auybody I oun I ou it iik ' uiir any «imp!«* m«*thod
elae!"
of mraHuroment. prartirnl rathor than
Liberal Mr. Totah
\
ncxurate or «« h-ntlflr
Important Statistics.
A statistician hua figured that the
lumber uaed yearly In the United
States would build and finish a double
row of flye-room houses, which, loo
f e « L apart, would reach from New
York to Seattle, south to San Fran
cisco, east to New Orleans and back
to New York.
Flowers That Fads Not-
Thoso flowors of Jado In tholr llttl«
box
May your proclou« thought bo
Ilk«* th«*««* flowers. loderftHicllMe and
beautifully arranged. Kmperor Kirn
Loung
T ran slat'd by Touasaint and
J«H-rlNS<*II.
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ChooCboo’s Warning.
I
W hat Volcanos* Crsat*.
It 1« bettor to «top. look and listen
;
The geologist. Sues*, holds the The «*ar b«*hlnd won’t knock you as
source of the sea aalt was volcanic far ns the l«K*ottiotlv« wilt.
Ouluth
eruptions, when the earth's crust was Herald.
Eruptions, he
1 beginning tn hardetv.
\ says, give forth gaseous compounds
Ths Russian Beard.
containing chlorine, brought down by
W** are all a«-< ustom«-d to pictures
rain.
of ItusNlnn« wearing beards. , The
w«*nrlng of th'-in 1« dm* to 11 belief that
h«*urdl<*sa iu«*n wort* soullens; that la
T h - controversy regarding the slut- why even now almost every Russian
man weurs a heard.
I’roposuln are lielnt; uiaffe to con­ us of the Great Lakes was settled In
struct a hlicliwny to link tlic Hudson November 20. 1*93. when the Supreme
W e. U s A Co.
vetilculnr tub# and the New Jcrscjr Court of the United States handed
The chief benefit of a vacation Is
state blKhwuy system.
•
down a decision that the term "high
th«» renewed conviction that It’s darned
The idan would require approxi­ seas'' justly applied to them.
mately *70,000,<k»t. Bfft th* sarin * to
nice to have u r«*gular Job. — Duluth
truck* nnd pnsienRpr cars ns esti­
Herald.
Said by the Cynic.
mated would tie $18,000.000 annuully.
A cynical bachelor says.that one »-an
The new highway would form the
first liYmlle link of the transconti­ never toll what a day may bring forth.
nental Lincoln . way westward from A man may be happy today and mar
rled tomorrow.
Canal street. New York city.
Plans Highway to Link
Hudson Vehicular Tube
Great
Lakes “ High Seas."
If put Into effect It would save mo­
torist* more than an hour In travel­
Relics of Past Age.
ing from Hudson to Ellzulwth, as com­
Most English town* have lost their
pared with the present route through
walla and city gates. York and Chea­
Newark.
If the new route Is constructed ; ter. however, still retain them Many
there will be no cross streets. Con- j English castle*,' abbeys and collhges
nectlon* with side street* would lie still have their medieval barriers.
made hy ramps In a manner which
would produce po cross currents of
Microscops*.
traffic.
Bods of clear fused quartz are now
___________ :________ .
being used to carry light to micro­
scopes and so avoid heating the sped
The California highway commission mens hy working loo close to the light
has awarded *he contracts to place source.— Science Service.
under construction all of the remainder
of the Lincoln highway In California
N sw Mother-In-Law Lock.
east of the summit of the Sierras
A lock of recent invention records
These contracts Include several con­
crete arch bridges over the Truckee the name ot anyone who opens the
river as well ns the six mile section j door, together with the date and time
Immediately adjoining the Nevada at which it was opened.
stole line. The commission bus award­
ed a contract for surfacing n 12 mile
Agreement That .Pleases.
section of the Lincoln highway st the
A woman always credits another
north eud of Lake Tahoe.
woman with having excellent Judg
meni when they both dislike th* same
person. -Chicago News.
New Sierra Roadway
New Marking System
Yellow rather than raff Is the
warning rigor »electoff for marking
the new system of national highways.
Seventy ronffs embracing fiO.lSSl miles
pf Interstate highways thnt receive
federal aid have been created Into n
"United States high way”., system hy
the Joint board of Interstate highways.
These roads form h network over the
ronntry and touch every state capital.
The style of the shield lias been
gdiuited tor rout« ipurki-r*.
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Speaking of smllea, how had In thla ’»hi«*. Pknmanahlp. ur Om
O u r « » at
one.
as friendly and agreeable ns
a homely debutante." — Duluth H er­
ald.
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we.resi hit«
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Curse of Exaggeration?
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*c 1 1 « m ?l In A m s r i r N
w, lu M M i
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are gathered together they are stand­ ^ortlnn«! Op
ing In line. The Duluth Herald.
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