The Turner tribune. (Turner, Or.) 19??-19??, August 16, 1923, Image 4

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    OUR MAGAZINE1
S ECTION i!
OFFERS A MARKET
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• • • #>•*•>»................
About Beauty
Unadorned
H I P S » ME
Northweslern School of Commerce
By B E R T H A G A L E
I»v»x»\»\s\j ■ *«,V * >v«\v* IS vs isx»v* V» 1 « v* > osVs
U> bw IM«
Interesting Features for the Entire Family
P O R T L A N D FOR YOUR PRODUCE
strength! To banish thought of him
she became aftvr a sort Bacchant»—
poising lightly no tiptoe, anna high,
!*••* I I« ml O r»(n n
VAUDUVILI.il m u t o I LA Y «
heud flung hack na though Inviting Ilia
r i i » '. * » PUIunUy
Attuila, W»#|
kiss of a god.
Suddenly the was
«(«y M atin»«, a u «; fcv»nlitg«, t»U«\
Cuntlnu
• u t i » it i> m C lIM m io r»m« nil (I m i
clasped, all hut crushed, and heard
Ted saying hoarsely : "S o —this Is your
game.
IV- n lit
Think I'll let ye
H»» Good Position for You
waste such charmin'? t'onu. toilille is . .............. ...
Pun.,, . i <k. w
"•
vsy*« . v r , r -
a hit with me. I learnt how from a
PORTLAND, OKROOM
W ilts Tads».
Mu OMIgstUs
town girl at a show place. I l>et you
Hut uma I I'uUI \N » U 'i mul I'tuHt» In Lv«»r)i Ruuin ('«w n fu ru ltl» \ . . *•««¡m klm iun « I M > * )» i« l»
can do It hetter’n she did. Come, I
any. I can whistle— If you have sorter
C u r o p u n P la n
H O T E L M O RR IS
F lo® G u m *©
M il A NI>M I(:< II M l
..
took my breath,”
I'hoiu. liixMilwii) I/ÎU.
l'uri Und Ut8«run
Tenth »m i Starli
“ Let me go I" Marlas* panted. "Go
away—you—you liava no right—no
Nl o r * M U AND ShNMV I t NMM II I)
reaeon— to In mule on uie—"
P*lrti«*«, t intit<«y, lluthl Not»U», (Curii|»»«n
l'Un fcut-lMAivtly
Unit»« ft on $ i Mi «u4
” M tu I Waltlu' (or the other teller?
♦ J mi.
Must C u i t u l
in
I'u itU n i!
But I know Ida name,” Ted flung at
M d I)
M i l Mgr
C m
t lk ta d AUlsr. r a itla a d . O n
her. still holding her tight.
Marls#
clenched her flsi and struck him full
In (tie mouth with all her strvugth.
hut he merely grinned. “ Some wild
rut I I'll take er kina for tliut," trying |
to drag dowu the hand* that covered
her face.
Falling, lie suld angrily: "B elter
Paper making offer« a good opportunity to
quit your foolin'.
I know how you [
strong,
intelligent, k o I h t men bet worn the ages of
»tarn! with old man Ed Paris. One» 1
21 and 50 sure pay and «toady work.
tell him what I’ ve seen here with my
own eyes out you go packin', hag and
Meals 25o each. Plenty to out and excelleut
baggage, and the door locked behind
rooking. Company hotel.
ye. I don't want tu tell on you, hut ;
hy tlnda I will If you try to keep on I
Supply bods 25c, 20c and 10c.
yer hoity-toity ways with uie. Buy!
Free* liot and cold baths tubs and shower«.
Is II a burgalu?"
"N o I N o ll N o ! ! ! Marlse shrieked,
Worthy, faithful employees have good chance
writhing In his bold, hut still guarding
for advancement.
her lips. Ted was breathing hard—he
Positions given free on application you pay
clutched her tighter, and hissed In her
ear: "You must he waitin' fer— some- j
no fee for your job. Employment Office at Camas,
body richer. Alanson Brent likely, that
Washington aud 20:» Commonwealth Hldg., Port­
owns all these woods. I lienr he come j
land, Oregon.
home the day before | left. Of course
you've seen him, golu' through eo
often.”
" I have not even heard of him," |
Ylarlse began piteously, "till, please ;
let me go I— I mustn't ho lute at home.'' j
"K iss me and I will, and tomorrow I
I'll show you that ring," Tod smirked. ,
Then Murlse screamed her heat, hut
W # A r» o n « o f th» U r g » » l b u y e r * o f
the "h elp! help!” was little beyond
C *A *‘* r * l U r k I * t h » w o r ld .
a whisper. It needed to be n>> more— \
ortuno
ide rm iu M ool
o PLEATINO SPECIAL
from n covert of hazels hurst a tall,
i n u««ft »»tuet M i n
. « na
Cui. usui, hum And mac kin#
It ranch « t t W * l» lk * . I.luh.i
athletic figure that fell u|*on l ed like |
85 cenia
nlrAl akirO »»Ally fur band,
W r it » fur 1‘n eo o om l S h in p ln * T m *
il«iu «tltc h tn * B ii'otlM And
and lAcVIng
tttcklng
a devouring whirlwind, and left hint
r.A A T i:ltN NOVELTY blTO
PC CO
not until he ley prone and battered 1
•
Alone tu the grassed (lade, uuseeu
unless by Dryads, Marlse danced lu
'tim e to her own hushed chum lug
• • • V* \S rj »
Uithiulc motion was almost as vllwi
to her as bivathlng— (he pity «t
It that Kate had cast her sud­
luio a home »h e re danctug
.................................................................................... j denly
was held a deadly slu. The gift eutue
through her mother, the outlauder,
Cupt. John Fails bail married upon
1 next lo his Iasi voyage. Homing (rotu
the very last, he found her dead, leav­
ing him her dear love and a tiny red
I a barrel looking at a trap set espe­
squalling daughter, for whom she ouly
cially for him; though many rats had
asked (hat the child he given her o »u
| entered the trap. It had never been
NCE there lire»! uniter a jr.rn an
name— Marlse.
lie had brought up
old Mr. R a t He bad gnawed so » Ise Mr. Rat. and that was the rea­
(he child In tolerant masculine fash
many hard things that his teeth were son he was a grandfather.
lou, loviug It wisely hut not too »e ll.
But one day there came to the barn
quite worn and he was getting very
I to live Madam Cat and her tlve
There had been governesses and
f t say about »h a t he bad to eat.
1 later school* also travel, aud city con
A brick wall no» would keep M tu ! frolicsome kittens, and Madam Dog
tacts now and then. More than »e ll-
on t and even the hard wood which and her puppies, and such fun as
to-do, In the late prime of rugged
he used to snap hie tall at wae no they had running over the barn floor,
health, he had pluuned a rosy futurv
longer an easy thing tor him to gnaw tumbling things down from the little
for his heiress. Then all In a twin­
hts way through. Yes. he w at grow­ shelf-Ilke places around the barn, un­
kling dreadful things befell—oue week
ing old— this he had to acknowledge. til Grandfather Rat. who lived under
he lost his fortune, the next his life.
Grandfather Rat did not llko to be the barn floor, was driven out of his
And both because he »a s over-trusting
chased as he once did. either. That wits with the racket.
At night all was quiet, but he did
— o f friendship, and his own strength.
Is, he did not feel like defying his
Rescue from drooning In Icy waters
enemies.
He did not stand much not sleep r t night; It was In the
Is extra hazardous w hei you are close
chasing In his younger days. Grand­ daytime he had his best naps, and
upon sixty— but all the captain said
father Ret would face even a dog now he could no longer enjoy his rest.
when he had struggled hack lo weak
when he was young, and many ttmea He would have to move.
Grandfather Rat started out to And
consclousnesa was: "Dying Is — all
he made Mr. Dog sorry he noticed
right—for me. 1 as veil—the— child.”
him when he was caught eating the a new home, and he found oue close
by a pond. “ Here I can have plenty
Inevitably his half-brother and only
farmer's corn.
■ear kinsman had taken Marlse to Ids
He was a very wise old fellow, was o f water.” he said. “ And It Is not
Grandfather Itat. Many a trap had too far from the harm and I am
Handsome “ Norm” Kerry, one of home— but not lo his heart. He was
sure I will have peace and quiet when
rugged o f the soil, set as Its stubborn
the
etart of the “ moviee” stands two
I want to sleep.”
rocks, gravely kind In doing the duty
inches over tlx feet in height and
So he moved and made a nice place
which had teen laid upon him, hut
weight 187 pounds. He is Just past
for his home in the bank and slept
seemingly a tyrannical Jailer to the
twenty-eight years of age and is sin.
all day. waking up once in a while
bit of quicksilver thrust so unexpect­
gle. He was born in Rochester, N. Y.
Just to enjoy the quiet o f his new I
edly into his scheme of things.
He is an expert polo and football
home and tell himself how wise he j
Being all but penniless. Marlse knew
was to move and how lucky to ha -e player and is a good swimmer. Golf, she must work. Asked whut she could
and heavy literature ’ are his relaxa­
found this very spot.
do best, she had said simply. "Dance."
I'urtlnn.l. O r»
I 3 H l'.f«h M
He waited until It was dark before : tions. He hai been in the pictures i f she had aalil "murder" It would upon the grass at Marls#*» feat. Her G L A S S E S W
ill * Save 4 Yonr Fyrs!
A T T E N T IO N I AO IEtt
..w.l
*
the
past
six
years.
rescuer
hud
already
drawn
her
hund
\
starting for the bam. He even dosed !
hate been hardly more upsetting
K e pert fit t in g « t tow rat prlroa. f l t a * * » « BatOLuy Beauty !*»rlora W » ft « jr»u up,
while he was waiting, but he awoke |
Within the next ten minutes she was upon his arm. and was saying. “ I'm in a II A tvlei. l.rn«€«A «la p llta to d from ■ « 111 « i>« all binds » f lla ir Hood* « f your
Proken
M all In you r b rok e« combing* Join our H< huul uf Ite-nutr (S illu r»
I
with a start, for his sharp ears caught
told roundly that even the name of Alanson Brent—at your »ervlce.
Hat («fa c tio n du n fa it trod
!>r. 400 to 414 !>»kum H id *. Tbou« BfuaBway
peculiar sounds and he sat up and in spite o f the noise made by the dancing was not to be spoken there. ought to hav« come curlier to your V K llu r w lt * . 223 K lr «t S i . P o rtU n d « » o y . Em tu B<t O i » « » a
puppies
and
kittens,
he
slept
soundly
listened.
Nit A £1 NO. W E L D IN G k CU TT*M O
Too heartbroken for struggling, she help, hut you see I also hail been look­
atent ttorney
E N tlIN K E N N » 'i h » » * i W »ld in { k Huppljr C o , ad |*t Nt.
“ Go round, go round.” he heard. all day.
had accepted meekly the place made ing on. Don't be disturbed; nobody
will
ever
know
T...I
knows
no.
well
Protect
Iksl
M.a
silk
s
(
’
stunt
Ml.to.
C U T FLO W Kit ft * F LO R A I. D E M O N «
.„h.re
Grandfather Rat looked out carefully
“ Better live here with the noise fo r her In the local school. 1’osalhly will ever know, l e t knows me wen
1‘ la lliU , 3*7 M u rm »n Ht
from his home. He saw nothing, hut of which I know the cause,” said he. she might not have been so obedient enough to keep his tongue betw een Ills 1‘stsni. W ky sal you f Tkouss Bllysu. io l C la rk « H p a
r o U H D R Y A N D M A C H IN E W O R K «
he heard hundreds o f different voices “ than dwell In a place where such hut that It promised something of teeth. Now. may 1 see you home, aud S’- Y#u. ■>#« . Portland. Or»
Cotnmatf ial Iron W ork». 7ih and \ l«d i«»a
calling. “ Go round, go round.”
All unheard-of sounds keep me In the happy solitude— a two-mlle walk dally, may I call tomorrow?’’
- ^ 3 heather
TO O T COB R E C TI O NI NT
"M y blouse!” Marls.* gasped, look­
night long he sat and listened, not house all night. I wonder what It half of It through splendid old wood­
P * a lb v r «r »if tit A rrb
Hupport* mad»
1«
ordait
J
E Trytvlaar, 41 • F ltU rb Block.
ing
at
herself
horror-stricken.
Brent
daring to stir out of his house, for he was?”
land. The work was e-sy hut wear­
“ And Such Fun aa They Had.*
PortU nd. O rt
smiled
waggishly,
saying
something
was sure hundreds of men must he
If
Grandfather
Rat
had
only ing— the tiniest pupils had been glvvn
PERSO NAL
he seen, hut never on the Inside— waiting to capture him.
known, he might have gone out In In her ehurge. I f only she might have about beauty unadorned. Anybody can
M arry If U n r l f , m »«t au.rraaful "H u m #
always on the outside.
H e had
The next day. as soon as It was safety, for It was the concert given taught them as she herself hud been guess the rest—they married and lived
M aker“ ; kuudrvd* n e k , ru o fld e a iia l r»tt
laughed to himself to think that Mr. quiet out came Grandfather Rat and
able; F 'M * aij*erleh »#, dear rt pi tuna fr » » ,
happy
ever
after,
even
though
l
’
ncle
by the F rog, family nightly by their taught, to lenrn. through playing, joy.
“ Th# ntirr«a»ftt| Club,“ M l*. Naak, Bo* 654.
Man conld think be would he fool­ ran for the harm where he ate a
« f i lli tsdir I n a y fit« I s s i
Oak Und. California.
pond that he heard, and no one would grace and competence, rlie would have Edwin never forgave Marlse und her
ish enough to go In after the cheese good breakfast and then under the
H llw p t»H ' ttiitiM zl af N t i
been happy. Even with primers and twinkling toes.
have harmed him.
Wraiding N o u «u »i* and ru n *ral
or whatever was placed In the trap floor he went to his old home, anil
My M > isrgtcil tiaatiatsl li
Lu blln »r Floruta, S4N Montana Ml. _______
<©. I ' l l , bjr McClure N ,w a p a p «r S ra llc a la i pencils and colored papers, she found
to tempt hint.
c u m s m o ta sai'tw alf aa»
S h s Patted.
something o f moonlight satisfaction.
M O NUM ENTS
E 34 and P in * BU
pansjaaatty
cara
ya»
•
“ Here Is plenty of grain and corn,
Pretty Susie Smith had been study
O lio Hebumann Oranilo 6 MarbU W ork*.
But that waa more than offset hy an­
and things outside the barn too nu­
T l M1 1 KM— 4)n» half
o »n G iant County,
other angle— big hoys In school and Ing medicine, and although she did i
D R . C H A S . J . D E A N
Oregon, crutard. y » llo v pin*, #20 ti«r aa-r»,
merous
to mention.” Grandfather
their Idggvr brothers out of It victim­ not make ninrh actual progress at the
• aah. fur IcutnvdlAla «a t»
Moat b a « » tbo
2ND
«N
D
H
O
t
m
O
N
e
O
»
T
l*
K
D
.CMtVCOH
Rat used to muse as he sat behind
ized her with violently aggressive work, she managed to get along very
M (»| ? I i>»< T w » P * » C aa W MIS « N i f IH 'I
Worth #23 »n lb » m ark»! today.
A ddfa«*, l io i 940, llillabaro,
well with the lecturer», for she had ;
rural gallantry.
Tills she had Ignored ns best she what Is called "a way with her."
Whenever she was asked a ques- i
Nature Study for Child.
In the Sams Class.
Plight— resentment was out o f the
MEN YOU MAY MARRY
question.
Her stendfast Insistence tlon »he could not answer she would | Educatiunal methods must develop
There Isn't a whole lot of dlifereneo
upon coming und going alone was hu­ smile In a most appealing way. When
By E. R. PEYSER
between the fellow who didn't know
miliating to all the would be gallants, the examinations came along the was {■ » aa to correlate teaching with the
hut particularly galling to Ted Jobe, equally successful.
conception of iiaturu aa a whole, auya It was h a d 'd and the theorist who
Hat a Man Like Thia Proposed
never know s when his theory Is going
"Now, Miss Smith," said the exam
heir prospective to the biggest and
Nature magazine. The child must bu
to You?
Answers to such invitations should richest farm In the district.
to explode.
Past Iner, “ tell me how you would treat a
led
to
»ee
that
the
bird,
the
flower,
Symptoms:
AH the ladles
be sent out within a day or two .after school nge himself, he kept tnhs on case o f typhoid?"
have a hungry look as he enters
their receipt. Tardy replies to lunch- ' Murlse through Ilnghle the hound hoy,
“ Well, air." wa* the hesitating re­ the striped atone and himself are all
Crops Always Valuable.
wearing a self-selling smile; men
eon Invitations are Inexcusable.
products of the same course that pro­
who came Irregularly. Thus Murlse ply. " I — I should, e f—"
The seeds of knowledge are ex­
sneer at his coming. He la 6 feet
The hostess should he dressed at never felt exactly secure, save when
"Yes, y e s !" said the professor Im­ duced the universe, and that earh of
tremely hardy, and may he planted
F YOC are planning to give a for­ least half an hour before the hour set
5 tall In his own mind, but only
these has Its own place ami function
Ted was away with a carload o f stock. patiently. "G o on."
mal
luncheon
your
Invitations for the luncheon, and uniting In the
S feet 6 by standard time. He
every month In the year, and If well
“
I—
I—"
Then
with
a
rush.
“
I
He Ijt'l boon gone two days— Marlse
In the one great scheme of nature.
! should go out at least ten days In ad- purlor to receive the guests. It Is
has great assurance, never talks
cultivated will produce profltuhlu
had loitered shamefully In her homing should call you In for consultation."
! vance, and unless the luncheon Is very ceedlngly bad form to keep an expect­
to anyone very long. He has di­
crops.
She
passed
with
honors.
upon each o f them— for the dancing, of
Draco’s Laws.
large and formal, these should consist ed guest waiting.
gested the most exacting books
course, though she had masked It as
| of brief, cordial notes written on your
' on etiquette. His conversation
When the maid announces that strawberry picking, going home red-
T h » Jaw» of a Serpent.
Draco’s laws were enacted hy him
A Gift of the Gab.
best paper. These notes should set "Luncheon Is served,” the hostess
i Is pepped with foreign phrases
Because the Jaws of a snake are not while he was Archon of Athena In
handed and luden In the very edge of
1 forth the date of the luncheon and the leads tre way to the dining room and
| and social gossip, and he plays
t'alifonln I’nprr-—The agitated hue-
dusk—and thereby earning absolution consolidated, but united by elastic llg g j i n. ( ’ . They wetc subì lo be writ
i hour It is to be served. Formal notes stands at her p!n"c at the head of the
i the piano any time he gets the
for her tardiness.
aments, so that they are capable of ,Pn
b)ood |hey w pf„
M T (r*. hand spoke freely of whal he knew
should be written along the following table. The guests find their places by
\ slightest suggestion. He is the
the case , shlch
was nolh-
Wild strawberries had gone.
She great expansion, the snake I» s b l. lo \ldu.n„ t w„
piII1mh,.j
dr, „ | , . . Uy ronrcrnlng
.
.
i human goo’s Ideal— the lion
lines:
cards bearing their names placed at found hut a tiny handful that morn­ swallow an animal bigger than Itself, i
,
. . . .
.
. ,[>K Ilusión Transcript.
among the ladles.
“ Mrs. James Brown Henry requests every cover. At the right o f the
mUrd,‘r
8 ‘" on * Cod* « U P U » « « !
ing In the old field. But she smiled But the (tones of the head are very
the pleasure o f Mrs. Greene's company hostess Is seated the woman to whom
IN FACT
bitterly thinking she could nt least say bard, and U 1» a mistake for a man p " 011''
Escaped Being a Freak.
at luncheon on Thursday, the twenty- She wishes to show the greatest honor, |
Ha Is the king of tamed beasts.
she had spent the time In looking for caught In the colls of an anaconda or |
From a story: "H e r face was long,
fifth of February, at one o'clock."
Prescription for his bride:
and other guests are generally seated them— she h a t«! acting a lie— hut not a boa to try to smash the reptile's |
Stray Blta of Wisdom.
with a square chin at the bottom."
Less formal notes. In cases where where they will be most congenial.
T) Compare him dally and
iHvctor Stepner, an expert,
quite so much as going through a vio­ skull.
i f the horse war* not shod with
the luncheon Is given to more Intimate
One la nppalled lo think whnt she
nightly with the musi­
When the guests are settled, the lent scene.
says that the thing for hltn to d<> tin- Iron, the king would not he crowned
friends, should read:
cians. poets and diplomats of
would have been like If her square
hostess begins to eat first, thus giving
L'ncle Edwin was rigid In keeping der such circumstances. If he ran !>••»- I with gold.— Rpanlsh I ’ rovcrb.
“ Dear Mrs. B row n: I should be the signal to the guests. The grape­
history. Fuss over him so l ard
chin happened lo be In the middle o f
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•
track of her Ingoings and outrnm- riil.ly inamige It. Is to strike nt the
pleased If you will take lunch with me fruit should be on the table, a tmlf
that he need not go out for glory.
her face.— Boston Evening Transcript.
Ings— she shuddered to think of the serpent's tall, which l.i the sensitive
on Friday, the seventeenth, at half­ portion at each place, when the nmld
Absorb Thia:
I f sharply hit
mger
ar s.
summer, when there would be no part of Its anatomy.
past one. Trusting that you have no announces the luncheon. For the first
The Patha of Glory Mutt Start
Finger marks will disappear from
school, no rood-walks, nothing but In thnt qunrter It will relinquish Its
Square pcoplo ruthcr than square
previous engagement which will pre­ course served by the maid, begin by
and End in Marriage.
the deadly dullness o f household tasks grip.
But, In truth, a tnan has little | polishi-d wood If Iho soiled spots aro miles Is whnt makes a country great
f© by McClure New.pip.r Syndicate. 1
vent your coming, I am. Sincerely serving the guest at the right hand o f |
and the unending complaints of her chance In combat with one o f those i ru|,tM.,i w |,h „ WPttk » oluiion of vin e-,
yours.”
. . . . . . . .
the hostess, in the second course be­ querulous aunt.
Dcapu'r laid hold big snakes, unless he baa . bunting
and w, U r b,.fure b„ B„ poluh, d
gin with the guest on her left hand. In upon her, making her something reck­ knife.
with furniture creum.
this way no partiality Is shown.
less— she flung off her blouse, and
Coffee Is the hist course to he served, though underneath It she was decently i
Basis of Superstitions.
A universal custom
end when the hostess Is quite sure covered, flung her hare arms high,
Quality in the 8eses.
Why I* It considered unlucky lo pnss
that all o f her guests have finished, lifted her thin skirts, bent, svvaked, on the stairs? Simply bemuse In the
that
benefits every­
Girls are said to beat hoys In tha
she should rise and lead the wuy Into 1 dipped, weaving thus In motion her old days you never quite knew who study of modern languages, English
•
body.
the parlor again. Here the hostess and feeling of summer winds. She thrilled wa* no! your enemy
A man romlng ¡literature, music and technical ability, |
her guests converse, and It Is nice to as she danced— It might be the last downstair* hnd an enormous advan­
Aids digestion,
hut not In creallvu work, anil history, !
have a little music if some o f the time for so long.
F A C T S »Lout -}out name; it’* histor);
Next fortnight | tage over one going up; hence passing or In originality.
cleanses
the teeth,
guests play or sing. Guests should would be filled with getting ready for on the stairs became unpopular.
MILDRED
meaning; whence it s?as derived signifi­
stay from a half to n full hour after the end o f school— moreover Ted
M ARSHALL
^Drinking healths had a very similar
S soothes the throat.
cance; your luck;) da^ and lucky1 jewel
Tyrian Dyes.
luncheon, and ns they leave, express would he home Sunday at the latest__ origin.
I f your host let you drink
their pleasure to the hostess.
he would spy upon her more boldly alone you could not he sure the
The Tyrian dyes, so famous In an­
Throughout the luncheon It Is the
achieved widespread usage In honor duty o f the hostess to see that con­ than ever. If he fulfilled his threat of draught was not poisoned, but you cient times, originated In Tyro about j
bringing hack a ring for her. she could feel safe If lie drank liquor from
o f the Italian lady In “ Sir C. Grundl-
1500 B. C. The English sent fine
versation does not lag, und to keep an wouldn't dare refuse.
the same bottle. The words "your goods to be dyed In Holland until
j son.”
C L E M E N T IN A had It* origin In an­
eye on one and all of the guests, mak­
Heavens I flow she hated him I Ills health" were his guarantee of good
The
turquoise
Is
Clementina’s
falls-
us clent Home. Clemens waa a cog-
1808.
Chemical research has made
ing sure that not one o f them Is hored satyr'» leer, his hulking length and faith.
omen and was borne by Vespaslun’s manic stone. It will protect her from or neglected.
modern dyeing a much practiced art.
nil
dangers,
particularly
from
acci­
ephew, Titus Flavius Clement, who
(© br McClure N-».p«p»r Syndicate.)
■as put to death by Domltlsn on a dents while riding and walking, accord­
Folding Fans Long In Use.
Tip From the West.
barge of atheism, like others who ing to an old legend. I f she sees the
"The wise husband,” says the Paw- Visitor “ Back Home” Sadly Dlzap-
Folding fans were In use among the
■ent over to Christianity. A very new moon reflected In Its surface, she
He said he would he gone nt least two
,rly church at Rome Is dedicated to will have extreme good luck. Monday huska Journal, “ reserves the place In
women of England nt least a* early
pointed After He Had Traveled
weeks— mnybe three.
1m and be la thought by some to be la her lucky day and 3 her lucky uum- Ills twelve greatest women list for use
ns the reign o f Queen Elizabeth. This
Far
for
Boyhood
Delicacy.
I
her.
In
Just
three
days
Red
wn*
back
in
the
immediate
fam
ily."—
Boston
le same Clemens which St. Raul men-
Is known because In the Inventory of
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at his chair.
Evening Transcript.
ons.
-o-
Red Carter Is an F.nst end barber.
her wardrobe no fewer than 27 of
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"H ow about the ham Red?" one of
Clemen*, taken as a Latin adjective,
For weeks Red hnd been brooding the barbers asked.
them are enumerated.
gnlfles "merciful” ; from It the sub-
over the difference hPtween parking
nntlv" Clemeofla came to be formed,
Red sighed, then delivered himself
house ham and the ham, sweet ham
A L IN E 0 ’ C H E E R
Dusty Traveler s Dry Bath.
of the following dissertation on hnm
be Romans worshiped dem entia, the
of home, sweet home.
ersonlfled virtue, as a goddess, bear-
"T ell you, fellows, how It was. You
From
a Story— “ Mnry waa the
"W
hat
my
palate
plnen
for,”
said
B y Jo h n K e n d ric k B angs.
ig a cop in one hand and a lance In
remember I kept oratin' shout the old- sweet contour of the homeland hill*
Red to customers and fellow barbers.
le other, and the title "Yonr Clemen-
fashioned country-cured ham mn hnd
A REM O N STRAN CE
9 "Is a »lab of old-fashioned country back In the smokehouse. Well, whpn to the « turning traveler. Elon bathed
j ” became the mode of addressing em-
cured ham.
I crave the kind that I got down home I says to inn; 'Ms, In her gentle presence, and watched
erors.
: :
A J O W stop your growling ’bout 0 mother drags down from the hook In I want ham and a lot of If.’ And mn' the pensive sweet oval of her gra­
In England and France, dementlna
B A LL BLUE
the smokehouse n«d, believe you me,
the heat
says: 'Son, that's Just whnt you're cious, washable face."— Boston Tran­
probably the direct outgrowth of
li Iha fin «« product nt I » kind la the
I’m going back home to get some.”
That
shimmers
on
the
sizzling
•
goln' to get r But When she reached script.
le legend of St. Clements, who was
world. Every women who hee ueed
i
street.
Red Jammed every spare dime he up on a shelf and brought down a
It k n o w » thl* net»m»nl to ba true.
z
iartyred by being beheaded and
It
does
not
cool
you
off
to
cuss,
«
could connect with Into Id* saving sock hnm with the name of n packing
irown Into the sea. where a shrine of
Strength That Counts.
And fume about, and fret and » t
and, after he had enough to get him house stamped on It—well, thnt was
BKHNKT-WAI.KKH
>ral wns formed around his head. He
.» cöij.r<;>
fuss.
# to Birdseye, Ind., Red headed for when I borrowed money from Hie
Most men do not lark strength, Is the biggest, most ■ usines
the patron saint o f sailors. Italy
p erfectly equipped
s
And when ’tls hottest pray re­ < Birdseye. He didn't care how he got rural route mall carrier and headed rather the will to use It. and knowl­ lineine*». Tra in in g School In the N orth ­
odernlzed the early Roman goddess
«
west. Kit you rself fo r s higher position
member
j calling her Clemsnsa and Germany
0 hack—who! he wanted was to get to hnek for old Indianapolis. The old edge how best to apply It. I’ hyslcnl with m ore money. Perm anent positions
llow much you’ll need It next 0 that ham. How and when he would home ain’t whnt she used to b el” __
assured our Graduates
responsible fo r Clementine.
The
strength
needs
the
will
to
decide
and
0 fray'd from It meant nothing In bis Indianapolis News.
W r it e fo r raining - I*m irti, t in , Y e m h l!
December.
larmlng Clementina la the English
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the brain to direct, to Insure use thnt P p rtla m l
*■ 8 hr Mafllass N-w sp*p-r Syw eSsM s.) !
young life.
erslon. It gained great vogue and
(C opyrigh t, by McClura S y n d ic a l»)
» • • • • • • • » • » • • • • • • • • • a s qg +JL
will prove profitable.
P.
N.
U.
No. 33, 1923
A
good
listener
can
never
be
a
bore.
The choo-choo bore Red southward.
HOTEL ALDER
Norman Kerry
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After
Every
Meat
WRIGLEYS
a good thing
C L E M E N TIN A
to remember
Sealed in
its Purity
Package
NOT THE KIND OF HAM HE WANTED
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