OLD PRISON SHIP W hat Two-Cent 192!5 ,N Stamp Can Do k | IN V IT E S THE I PI W O R L D • ■ ® * OREG01 PORTLAND AN FO R Y O U R P R O D U C E EXAMPLE OK GOODYEAR I VALUE Portland, Oregon V A U D E V IL L E PH O TO P L A Y S Compì«*!« v'hang« Sun and Thur«. Matin»»* l%tt> Tw lcg N ightly Faturdav. Sunday. H olid a y Continuo«*# M E D U S A W a terp ro o fed C E M E N T will rank# Slloa. Granart«*#, IL.*» m cnt*. ate . #t#r- proof, Holproof. ltatpgoof and Fireproof M edusa WaterproofwA W h its P o n l a i d C stp sn l Is th s best for Stucco IMastsr on outslds for I k i n f » - l o s s — Do## not stain and dirt *an Ws hoa#d off W r its for L itsia tu rs. Sold by A . M c M i l l a n a C O., 120 Union A v f N. Portland HEMSTITCHING AND PLSAT1NG Duttonhollnf — Huttons — Piattina — T sckln f and nf — - Wi All Mail O 'rd#r# rfar# jrtven o#r*ful Chalnatltchlng attention and promut ELITE SHOP* 128| Tenth near W ashington. _______ BAB’S RESTAURANT IS & àS S Z *è POR 1 T « L M A W N M D M H IDE A WOOL CO. hu ' es . CASCARA mw. *o U-R oi k. mohair . M m M tTUM , M 1M * Writ» for I n M u d shir pin« r » « » Ad-lrm. IVimrUMn« 11 W a ars la ths marke« fer Rides. Write for Prieee and Shipi'tng Tag*. nere of Guara» treni ’ WiuaUwa Oak Harness Lestksr. HIDES Taa- W E B E R T A N N I N G CO Fetabìiehed 1 * 9 IV»KTl~\ N D OREGON R e c e iv in f Pels, com plete S tih phone* and wire. $¿0.00. A v erage Hwvgs 400 m iles o f b:v<#d.*eiin g Sim p.# to eperat#, w ith cocnplsts instruction*. A . F. Brcdt Co». *45 Grand A v t ., Portland, Ora. R a d io F L 1 E A w n -W O O D -L A R K * Craad A*#«i«e at Y a a k il R i PORTLAND. ORE. P R IC E S : EXPERT «loan, rsr: half tallea. Il.lfc ILsa Dyeing & Cleaning E X C E L L E N T S E R V IC E By Parcel Post Return Posta#« PakL Writs for Csvulan sad Prices. _ a gallon. chargee paid, for accepted. Order f r o m yuor dealer. If he h u n t »L we'll *oad you Poet*#« »«amps “A t Your Bock and Cult' Clarke Woodward Drug Co., Kmpert advice on any incom e tax problem# Several y« •w ac tual experience In G overn- «n t Bureaus Is offered r n U D L C m O hose unable to visit our office. State your trouble# briefly and send in with 91 and w s will f i v a you hon est to roodness advice. It w ill pay you to et In »no.ch with us now E. J. Curtin, com 906 Lewis Bldg.. Portland. Oeogon. INCOME TAX D Qn Dl C M C K PORTLAND OREGON. R A IN IE R HOTEL lane 91M ad «a I 3 K i l S l h it o if t « \ cry Central«:» L ix ttr d t s a m t s a t to ad sa mam IWollwe PATENT ATTORNEY We . an ahsw you he* to turn yse kiaas mts caah. F ir* P r o o f a n d M o d e r n Oregon Lieeneed Kagu-.ee». THOMAS BiLYfcL’. kuuliQC. Portland. Ora. RITZ H O T E L P A R K A N D M O R R IS O N STS. Depot Morrison Cars direct to HetoL Po*a«ar Center Shop pin# and Theater district. FRANK A. CLARK. Proa. furm.Hr with Clyde Hotel Mechanical atevana INFORMATION DEPARTMENT, PLEATING SPECIAL Cut mam. hea and machine pleat skirts ready for bandL ILIA Old eairta machine rep lasted (LAX Ueaittclucs. Etc. RADIO £ T w EASTERN N OV ELTY M FC. CO. Fifth SC PurLaod Ore Send fo r full informa tier. B R A Z IN G . W E L D I N G MYERS BLACK W I L L COM PANY 46S H awthorns A rs.. PO RTLA N D . ORE .North waat W t u lio i « C L E A N IN G AND A C U T T IN G ¿ u p p«y Co 99 1st St D Y E IN G ^ F ir s Proof and Modarn ‘ N E W H O U ST O N HOTEL A E. H o A f f it * . Manager W eek ly H ates w k «rm uartit G uests Sixth and E verett Streets. Three Blocks from N ew P ostofflca, Four R.vcfcg from Union Depot, Portland. Ora. _ _______ USED TRUCK BARGAINS 1 to 5 too GMC, Republic«, Whites, etc. S m l lor our List. WENTWORTH & IRWTN, Inc.. Oregon m s tiib a to r s for G M C T rucks F v Second S t.. Cor. Taylor Portland, Ot P I L E S For reliable Clean in# and L> > e. : * »C-. % . e sead parve s to ^ m us W « pay return poalaga Inform ation and prices ®iv«n upon request ___ K N E B « C IT Y D T K W O R K S d«d 1 I N __ _____ 1 C U T F L O W E R S A F L O R A L Ö C ftiG N S Clarke B -u# . Florista. II? M ern aon St. F O U N D R Y A N D M A C H IN E W O R K S C om a.ere la . l rva WorSA, I lk A M adigon M A C H I N E |«Y Send us y su r inquiries for a n y th in « la Iran or W ood w orking M achinery, L o a fin g , so w en ig C ontractor* KquipxuerL U > » ; M m C . 1 ! . . . - n « i e. , ■ í i- L, V " m otives. Boilers. t Engine#. C rushers, ™ RalL », Malting, etc. n - r k e M a c h in e r y C o .. 115 Hallw ay tlx hangs B .dg , P o r t la n d , o r MOLES EA&BSB c JLLKGE Teaeoto trade ia » » w « S a m pay while Uarrv- <##. Yvmtioam secured. W n te fur c e ta k g u «. L 4 B w r .e ta i t r w . P ert^ ad . Ore. M O N U M E N T S — C . i s an d Pine Sts o u o b c h u m a n n G r a n it e A M a r b le W o r k s PERSONAL M a r r y i f L o n e l y ; m o s t s u c c e s s fu l ‘ 'Horns ■ M a k e r * h u n d r e d * r ic h . c o n f id e n t i a l , 1 r e lia b le : y e a r s e x p e rie n c e : d e e v r ip t lo n a 1 free. T h e d u c c e s a f u i C l u b ." M rs. N aan , B o x 555, O a k la n d . C a l l f c m « # . _______________ F IS T U L j l F IS S U R E , Itch- Ing and ail other rectal conditions except Cancer perm anently cured w ith out a surgical operation M y m ethod of treatm en t , s x*. ' A R Y BEALTY PARLOR saves the tissue instead of ( W t he«p t h e a p p e a r a n c e o f w o m a n . destroying It. It Is pain T w e n t y - t w o in c h s w it c h o r tra n a fw r m a - less. requires no an es- U u t, v a lu e 9? fv . p r ic e 92 4i iv e to 41$ D e k u m Uldg. th stic and is perm anent. T h ere is no confinem ent S H O E R E P A I R I N G IN P O R T L A N D to bed. no interference __ M odel Shoe H e p a ir , P I W a a h u g t o n I t with tu s ir e s s or social engagem en ts I Lava H roa., A m e r ic a n S h oem ak ers, guarantee a cure or w ill refund your fee C all or write for b oo k let M ention this 16» 4th £L paper when writing. VETERINARIAN—Cattle a Specialty DR. C. J. D E A N Second and Morrison Sts.. Portland, Ore. Dr. Chea, hi. Aciertan, Kenton. 1 ,rC «n i Wadding Bouquets and Funeral Pitees L u b lin e r P l o n s t * . S4» M u rr Ison S t P’ rhap*. It’s a known tact that eng&r?d 80 they do after Fndi trew trddsd frm brsrtef ech couples hold hands. arla Ajela, i •er.Ch¿T7.fsao^ t .oa i r c a Aar.ew, Qstar* Gr*¿« y lam. marriage, only then the husband is Planta, haw*trim. BUch- MrrUa. laeaaa lim arte iipctr-c afraid to let go.— Kzchangs. Bftubart. PWtoriaf R ee ▼ha. Bedra Ket ud kkade Trwa. Canuge^au, Ea^ifi Surely W ould. W ASH TN QTCN N U R SE R Y CO Many a surgeon would be insulted ToyjMzi.o, ‘Waahiagtoa. if you called him the village cut-up. , S a lesm e n e i -r y w tv r a . Alors w anted. T R E E S *»» S H R U B S BILLY GOAT WAS ONLY THIRSTY ---------------- « ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Long Imprisonment in Ro.froad Car Had Nc Serious Effect on , * h a i ,he ,e:l1" o f ,h« w' " r »•*»• I broken at the destination. Iwjnfphan. ____ iIo„ and when the door was opened Poplar Bluff. Mo.—And now come* uHt lumped Mr. GoaL spry, but ap- the "harmless" billy gout displaying j botr0 ' ' ? thirsty. ** me of unique qunliiKutlons. He w;»a qnlcklj treated to a drink Win n a carload of lime was loaded <»f “ M »unioin iNrW,” which bubble* at C n | hi (Lrurdeau Mr. <»oot, unno- from a spring near A>miphan. and wmb tired, miule his way Info the car and happy- H b seemed n«>n*» the worn# wag locked therein. Eight days after, J for his "Yohrtejul fe*L" MAKE 1,200 MILE FAST AIR FLIGHT Aviator, Averag, 110 M ils, an Hour Lieutenant Doolittle and Andrews in Trip From Sen Antonio to ¡ made only two sio|«* at El Paso and Sen Diego. Nogales, to lake on fuel. These con sumed an hour, so that the actual fly Kau LHogn, O il.—Lieut J. H. IViolli- ing time wa» alami eleven hour* t ! * * a n i L. I. Andrews, flying In an army airplane, made a fast (Ughi here from Act Natural. Kan Antonio, l'ex., about 1 .'20U miles “ Now, folks, muke It real," yelleo The star; was made at 4 :25 a. tn. Pa i the vehement director; “ show Ignor ciflr coast time, and the airmen landed ance, art natural—fine— that's It; keep at Rockwell field at t .05 p. in. I up the action 1 " Healthy Pigs on Clover. Pigs on clover are healthy, and hare good bone and constitution— points of Siieclal Importance In breeding stock. Attsntion Saves Pig* Raring the pigs Is largely a matter of personal rare and attention to tha brood sow and her litter at farrow ing time and shortly afterward. Dry, com fortable nests tire Important. Purebred Sir* an Asset. A purebrixl sire I» an asset to any community. A scrub sire Is always a liability. Protection far Stock. - Protect the stock from cold rain* and high winds. I Feeding for Milk. Good feeding I, necessary for milk production The Scot« h say “ It Is by the head that the cow gives rallk." Water Supply for Cow. In the summer a cow will require an »mount o f wst«-r equal to about three times the amount o f milk pro duced. Effsctlv* Fly Spray. A part each o f pine tar and nico tine, four parts o f coal oil. and 24 part* o f water make an effective fly spray for cows. Greatest Dairy Strangers. The greatest strangers In the world are s scrub bull und good results. volume o f business was transacted These results are embodied In a Uni versal Postal convention to which, by alphabetical right. Germany (L'Alle^ n-.agne) Is the flrnt signatory, and the United States o t Auiorlca the second. "B oth America and Germany, In fact, are entitled to more than alpha betical precedence In the Universal Postal union. The success o f a con .CrulcJng Radlu, of tho Two-Co.it fervnee called at the Instigation of •Um p Qrootljr Kxtondod In Laat the United S t m t » , in Paris, twelve Faw Yaaro— Haiti and Bar- year* before tho postal union was muda Lataat Additlona. formed, and the operation o f the Austro-Germ an Postal union, which Waabi&xton, D. C.—Am erican taro- had functioned effectively since 18S0. cant auunpa now encirclo tha glob«. bad a direct bearing upon the o r “Tha racent addition o i Haiti and ganliatlon which made It possible for Bermuda to placea whor« two renta a two-cent stamp to carry your w rit will carry a latter calla attention to ten message to other continents and tbo vaat extonalon. In tho laat few remote islands o t the oceans.* y ea n , o f tho 'crulaing radlua o f our two-cent at a m i*,“ aaya a bulletin from Ghost With an Ax. tha Washington, U. C . hoad^uartera Edmonton, U»n .— t truculent ghost o f the National Geographic aoclety. “ With tha tiny red square you may that wields an ax when in a peevish dlai'atch a letter northward to a point mood has been reported from fo re s t whero it will bo carried to Ita Jour burg, a nearby coal field town. Accord The prison ship .Success, perhaps ney’s ami by a dog »led into torn« tng to K>cal belief, the spok Is the ghost Kaklrno village; or aouthward acroaa o f a form er mtna owner named Turner. the oldest ship afloat, built to I7WX the equator toward a mule-back Jour A fter her nusband a death Mrs. Turner left Its mooring at the foot o f Wee« ney up tbo Andes or a can.>e trip into married again, becoming Mrs. Kdalt. One Hundred and Twenty ninth street. a « h it * aettlemont among th« T l.rra and this action on her part put the New York the other day and floated ghost In a particularly bad humor. down tbs river to the Battery, where del ru eg o native*. T h e o re tica lly you ara entitled to Mrs. Edall said that the spirit ap ahe docked. This ship ts being used o*nd a latter with a two-ceut stamp peared In her heme with an ax In its to show New Yorknrs and visitors |ual aa far north aa Cape Columbia, tha hands and chased her ail over the bow they took care o f prisoners ai house. sea tn the old days. point on Grant I.and which ia sup- posed to bo Canada’s farthest north, wore there either poet office or friend there to receive It. and to the far south o f I’atagonia ‘ or acroaa tha Strait o f Magellan to tho Argentine portion o f Tierra del Fuego. The southern limit o f your two-cent cor respondence does not quite reach Capa Horn, which belong« to Chile, with which a two-oeut rate has not been arranged. “ East and Weat your two-cent stamp Keep Dose Watch on Women will reach to New Zealand and Animals Frozen to Death Tourists With Gems Travel Sam oa; and to the L'nited States Stripped ot Meat by Reds postal agency at Shanghai. China, ing in Europe. and the United State* Naval hospital Hnsum. Wash.— With no ex at Yokohama. Japan. Other points in pense to themselves snd a small China and Japan require the usual amount o f squaw labor, mem foreign rate o f Bv* cent*. bers o f a Yakima trth* have Easy ts Ramambar. •t<x%e«l their lanler with enough T h e alphabetical Hat o f some sixty meat to last them until salmon places where a foreign letter will go Parla-Rivlera Express Favorite Loot time next autumn. Every ani ing Ground for International Gangs at the rate o f t w o cents an ounce or mal frozen to death In the e x — All Sorts o f Fakss Aro fraction th e re o f seema* com plicated. tensive forest-grazing district on Proving Lucrative. But It Isn't hard to remember If you Mount Adams slope* has been catalogue It geographically Instead of stripped by th* tribe o f every alphabetically. Briefly, you can send a London.— For a short time after the bit o f meat. The meat Is dried, letter anywhere In North America and arm istice most o f the noted detectives smoked and canned. Bo long as Central America and to all Important o f Europe believed that the war had cattle or sheep do not dl* o f points In the West Indies for two broken up the notorious gangs o f In- , disease. Indians use them for ren ta The twmeent rate appliei to ternatlonal crooks who. through smug food. The past winter tn the all South American countries except gling and robbery, bad cleaned up forest grazing area waa un Venezuela and Chile. 1'aruguay and handsomely in the five years preceding usually severe and herds suf Uruguay, and Dutch and French hostilities. They thought, also, that fered heavy loose* Guiana. passport obstacles would militate “ In Europe only England. Ireland. against tha forming o f such rings. Hut Scotland and W ales are included In they are now convinced that the Inter- ' the two-cent zone. All o f Asia re national crook survived even a world ; sink If the vessel on which they are quires a flve-cent stamp except the war. carried Is wracked or It raided by pi points mentioned shore. The oceanic Millions o f dollars' worth o f dla- places within tw o-cen t reach' are New monda and other precious stones are | rate* An American woman la said to hav* Zealand (Including ths Cook Islands said to have been stolen by members aa well aa the British portion o f the different gangs In the last three ! helped a British courier throw several sacks overboard when a certain liner o f Sam oa), Bermuda and Haiti. O f years. Soms o f the richest hauls course It Is to be remembered that have been made on express trains be was captured by a German submarine the two-cent letter rate aa well aa tween Paris and the Riviera and Italy. | In Greek w ater* Th* record o f robberies on th* fa other dom estic rates apply to Alaaka. The latest ensatlonal exploit was ths the Canal Zone, Guam, the Philip rifling o f forty or more mall bags on mous espresse* out o f Paris In th* pines, Porto Rico, American Samoa, an express out o f Paris which was last few years shows that most o f (hem were carried one to selz* the Jewels of and the A m erlcin Virgin Islands. said, erroneously, to have carried sev wealthy women Journeying to the Pott Makes for Peaco. eral British diplomatic pouches. The “ Agreement by which more coun foreign office here denies that any south o f France. The crooks or their stool pigeons tries gradually are being added to such mall was n the train. keep careful tabs on all reputedly the Two-cent list' are reached through Cars o f Official Mall. wealthy women traveling during the the Universal Postal union which The greatest care is always taken Riviera season. They wntch the s o Brat met at Berne in 187-4. The oft- repeated statement that the post office In sending abr ad official m alls Dur ciety announcement* In the daily is a civilizing agent is realized more ing the war and since official mail press to see when the reputed pos fully when It Is ffirted that repre sacks have be« a carefully guarded by sessor* o f famous necklaces nr dla sentatives o f the central powers, the couriers, who never leave the com monda are about to travel, and they allied countries and the United States partment (always Brat class and easily spot the steeping compartments met In friendly conference tit Madrid sealed to ordinary passengers) In o f such person*. In a cureless moment In 1020. As this Was the first meeting w hicta the official mall ts carried. the dowager or the society queen Is of her necklaces and o f th* Universal Postal union since These particular mail sacks are por- divested Several time* lately on the sessions o f 1006, In Rome, a great out, to let water tn, so that they will brooche* French espresse* they hav* been held up st the point o f revolvers while their Jewels were taken. Luorative Fake* The " l n i c ustionili*" are also work ing fake lotteries ac 1 inks bookiiiak- ! Ing concerns. Another lucrative pnsllme o f th* In ternational crook slues ths war hat 1 been ths disposing o f so-called royal ' Jewel* I.' all the Jewel* reported to have belonged tn th* Ill-fated Russian | royal family had really belonged to them they wsuld have had to carry , (hem about In sultcusc* Nevertheless a considerable amount o f the Irens- ures ones possessed by Europe's d<v , posed roysl fam ilies und (heir hang- iTS-on have gone onto the market, und the crooks have mails big hauls la j smuggling the.n frtm one country to another. The American authorities ; discovered some months ago that crooks were signing on certain Ameri can mercantile ship» as s?nmen lo try to smuggle diamonds Into ths United j States. ; In pre-war days one flourishing | trade o f the Internationals was card playing on Atlantic liners. Although some o f the hlg liners still dlsp'sy ths “ Beware o f the Card .Sharper»' warn. Inga In tlielr amoklng-rooms, few hlg coups by the crooks have been report- ed since the war. One reason I» th* stringency o f the American passport regulations, which have kept at horn* many European sharpers. Carries a Letter to Farthest Points in the New World and to Distant Lands. ESKIMO-LAND TO PATAGONIA The 30 x 3* 4 Goodyear Cross Rib Tire shown here alongside its companion, the 30 x J ' j Goodyear All-W eather Tread Clincher, is n conspicuous example of Goodyear value. The Goodyear Cross Rib has in it the same high grade Egyptian cotton fuhne thut goes into the A ll-W eather Tread Goodyear. It has n differently designed but long- wearing tread, and it sells for considerably less money. In the past five years more than 5,000,000 o f these Goodyear Cross Rib Tires have been sold. They have everywhere given remarkable service. Their fine performance and known value have convinced thousands o f motorists of the folly o f buying unknown and unguar anteed tires o f lower price. Ask your Goodycnr Service Station Dealer to explain their advantages. Crooks Study Society News MILLIONS IN JEWELS STOLEN j New York P. O. Employees Finger-Printed THANKFUL FUR A LITTLE CHILD O bssrvlng Other Plan*!*. On (hs moon, as wall as on Mar*. Ih«-ra are many varied shades and llnla of color lo be seen; green and blue*, brown*, yslluws and reddish browns, as well a* black, white and gray* A study o f (be color effects produced by our own vegctatlou and vast teas when view ed from great elevations may aid In an Interpretation o f tho splotches o f color that are easily ob- serrable on Mara and the moon. Jews Ars a Nation. I^Kwely, the term "J e w s" means the Sem itic nation that was earlier railed Hebrews, Israelites, or the rhlldren of Israel; strictly, the term I* applied (o the people descended from the tribes of Judah snd Benjamin. The Jews still remain a distinct people snd re tain their nationality. Some One Might Eat It. Robert was attending a parly ths other day, and part of tha refresh ments consisted ot fruit salad. He does not care for It. and, not wishing to hurt hit hostess’ feelings, said: “ I don 't helleva 1 want this salad, but I'll take It home with me. snd meybe grandm other o r the dog will eat It." MU Mrs. Mcrtz Tells How L Lydia E. Pinkham’s Veget able 1er Compound Helped Her Kulztown. Pa. -*'1 wish every woman who wanls children would try Lydia K. I'mkham's Vegeta- tnhlo Compound It has done eo much for My baby is si- moat s rear old now picl and Is the » picture of health. S im walked s t eleven months and la trying to us* her little tongue. S h e can say »«m e worth real nice. 1 am send ing you her picture. __________________ I shall he thankful s* long x* I live that I found s u ck s won .. .. M r* - derful medicine for my troubles. M krtz C haki .KS A. M rsr . Kutstown. P * Many c s « I o f chibllesanese sr* curs- _ ^ b l c ». Perhs Perhaps I your yours may _ be. Why be discouraged until given Lydia aged un “ you have • E'* E Pinkksm's k ham's Vegetable Compound S faithful trial? Spoken snd written recommendations from thousands o f women who have found health snd hsppinesa from its use have com e to us. W e only tell you what they say snd what they believe. W o believe that Lydia K. Plnxnsm s Vegetable Compound is so well adapted to the c-nditibna which might cause your trouble that g i - d will com e U> you Gy ita use. Merit Is the foundation o f I.ydla E. Pinkhsm 'sVegetableCom pound. Ithoa behind it a record o f nearly fifty ; I Starvation on Sunday. The m edical correspondent o f a prom inent London paper attributes much o f tbe Illness o f tbe w orld to the custom o f bearly eating on Sunday, the day un which hinst o f us take the Normandy Seaweed. least exercise. He advocates Suudsy The Normandy farms near ths roast as a day o f absttnencs and says we are rich and fertile. They are well would all be better for It. tilled and fed with the seaweed that la cast up on tha shore. Oreat certs, Wind W aits Not on Reason. drawn by sturdy Normandy horsea, One thing tbe good l<ord may do o c pans and rrpaaa with their loads o f casionally, but certainly does not do seaweed, which makes a splendid very often, Is to com bine In one of dressing for the farms. Ills creatures a brain o f the highest quality and a voice o f great carrying W ashington's Popularity. newer.—Ohio State Journal. It would have surprised General W ashington, had he known how fu Han to Be W ise. ture generations were to prize even his “ Solom on.” says Uncle Khen, "w as smallest possession A china plate s w ise man. lie had to be In order to which he uaed, sod which was later have so many dom estic com plications In the collection o f President Andrew an’ keep out'n de dlvohce coh t." Jackson, recently sold (or f>10 s t an auction In New York city. W orthy of All Honor. Really Something of a Mystery. A tool Is but tho extension o f a man's hand, and a machine Is but s 'Law yers,” said Uncle Ebon, "m os'ly com plex tool. And ho that Invents a ark* so unpleasant rroas-azamlnln' machine, augments the pow er and the folks tint 1 can't see bow so uisny of well-being of mankind.— H enry Ward 'em (Its popular enough to be electod Beecher. to o ffice s." Ant's Grip Is Businesslike. Spirit That Makes for Victory. The small African warrior snt will A handful nf plno-sced will rover permit his body to bo torn from his mountain* with the m ajesty o f green head before he will lot go tbe hold of forests, und so I too will set my face bis mandibles. to tho wind and throw my handful o f seed on hlKh.--Ftona M iclood. Daily Thought. Truth Is as Impossible to bo soiled No Hard Feelings. , by any outwnrd touch as the sunbeam. Iilngr— "W h ere's the ch a n ge?" W'alt- — Milton. e f —"D ur nln't no ch a n ge; tint's null tip " Diner—"B u t I didn’t fell you Proof That It Was Living. to have It." W alter—"Oh. dat a all Prom a story— "T h o living room fair right, boss. Ah's forgetful mahself ly leaped through the d oor to greet som etim es.”— Boston Transcript. you.” FREE ADVICE - In the Investigation o f n recent big post office robbery In New York every employee there was “ finger printed," and It wns found that a good many of them bad police record* Those men were discharged. I'oalmaster E W. Morgan Is here seen having bis finger prints tuken. A Souvenir. The Boston Transcript recently n Raise Trass for Mints. On How lo Mah« a Surcsw* of thm K«al Fatal* A Routh African mining corpora ■Mliwa. rarllrulara. Macdonald Oougoratlv« across this In n story : “ Rhs held o tion has planted 2 .V) acres o f trees to lUaUy Company, Ran THogo. California. her hnnd and the young man took supply tbs demand for pillars for Ita and departed.” underground operation*. MAY HAVE TO WEAR A BARREL "Twentieth century Adam he I* not s beauty.” North Thoughts A fter Forty. My mind la like an old hors*. It will go If It knows 11,1* going to get a flogging, but It will loaf If it gets s chance.— Louisville Courler-JournsL Carolina Prisoner Sands Only Pair of Trousers to His Relatives. His Kinston. N. C.—Claude Bush, who sent his only pair o f trousers home to his people In Elizabeth City after h* had been sentenced to live year* In stats'* prison f>>r highway robbery, remains In his negligee. Jailer Torn Conway, who declared Buah meat hla “ duda" away to “ Inconvenience the stats,” says the prisoner will contlnn* to wear Just what ha has on. which is “ nothing to brag shoot,” until he starts fo r Raleigh a few days hence. Then he will wear the cheapest pair nf Jumper- Conway can find. "H e j hasn't got on as much ss an artist's j model wonld wear st s Greenwich Vil j las* hall." said 'ionw ay, and as * Thss* L ist' ting D ay* Ths Still Small Volte— Funny they don't seem to listen In deep enough to hear ms. R e d G ro s s I 1 Old and Gray. A woman snd her nlec* wer* stand lug st Ihn brink o f the Grand canyon to n a titiI In .vary department n4 hnuae. Finally the woman spoke, "D o yot kaepine- Equally tood lav low. •- -.hie linee,.beau and pdhnr cues. know, my dear." she said ”1 think th< canyon Is beginning to show Its age Art fn I? E M T & f f L , It's lots dirtier than when I was hen Is the biggest, moot I p.rf.ct|y perfectly .quipped aq nippe. six years n go?" Rualnsna Training H t . bool In th. tbe North wool. Fit vetrrs.lf for s higher position with mor. money. I’.rm eoeat positions A fter a nmn has once succeeded h assured our Urmdustas. pJjVHteifor catalog-Fourth and Turn hill. si way* gets n lot o f pleasure recall Ing tho straggles and failures he b s P. N. U. been through. No. 2«. 1922 bALL 3L U E .