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BAB’S RESTAURANT IS & àS S Z *è
POR 1 T « L M A W N M D M H
IDE A WOOL CO. hu ' es . CASCARA
mw. *o U-R
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M m M tTUM , M 1M *
Writ» for I n M u d shir pin« r » « »
Ad-lrm. IVimrUMn« 11
W a ars la ths marke« fer Rides. Write for Prieee and Shipi'tng Tag*.
nere of Guara» treni ’ WiuaUwa Oak Harness Lestksr.
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Fetabìiehed 1 * 9
IV»KTl~\ N D OREGON
R e c e iv in f Pels, com plete S tih phone* and wire. $¿0.00.
A v erage Hwvgs 400 m iles o f b:v<#d.*eiin g
Sim p.# to
eperat#, w ith cocnplsts instruction*.
A . F. Brcdt Co». *45 Grand A v t ., Portland, Ora.
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E X C E L L E N T S E R V IC E
By Parcel Post Return Posta#« PakL Writs for
Csvulan sad Prices.
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a gallon. chargee paid, for
accepted.
Order f r o m
yuor dealer. If
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Poet*#« »«amps
“A t Your Bock and Cult' Clarke Woodward Drug Co.,
Kmpert advice on any
incom e
tax
problem#
Several
y« •w ac tual
experience In G overn-
«n t Bureaus Is offered
r n U D L C m O hose unable to visit our
office.
State your trouble# briefly and
send in with 91 and w s will f i v a you hon
est to roodness advice. It w ill pay you to
et In »no.ch with us now
E. J. Curtin,
com 906 Lewis Bldg.. Portland. Oeogon.
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sa mam IWollwe
PATENT ATTORNEY
We . an ahsw you he* to turn yse
kiaas mts caah.
F ir* P r o o f a n d M o d e r n
Oregon Lieeneed
Kagu-.ee».
THOMAS
BiLYfcL’.
kuuliQC. Portland. Ora.
RITZ H O T E L
P A R K A N D M O R R IS O N STS.
Depot Morrison Cars direct to HetoL Po*a«ar
Center Shop pin# and Theater district.
FRANK A. CLARK. Proa.
furm.Hr with Clyde Hotel
Mechanical
atevana
INFORMATION
DEPARTMENT,
PLEATING SPECIAL
Cut mam. hea and machine pleat skirts ready
for bandL ILIA Old eairta machine rep lasted
(LAX Ueaittclucs. Etc.
RADIO £ T w
EASTERN N OV ELTY M FC. CO.
Fifth SC
PurLaod Ore
Send fo r full informa tier.
B R A Z IN G . W E L D I N G
MYERS BLACK W I L L COM PANY
46S H awthorns A rs.. PO RTLA N D . ORE
.North waat W t u lio i «
C L E A N IN G
AND
A C U T T IN G
¿ u p p«y Co 99 1st St
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N E W H O U ST O N HOTEL
A E. H o A f f it * . Manager
W eek ly H ates w k «rm uartit G uests
Sixth and E verett Streets. Three Blocks
from N ew P ostofflca, Four R.vcfcg from
Union Depot, Portland. Ora. _
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USED TRUCK BARGAINS
1 to 5 too GMC, Republic«, Whites, etc.
S m l lor our List.
WENTWORTH & IRWTN, Inc..
Oregon m s tiib a to r s for G M C T rucks
F v Second S t.. Cor. Taylor Portland, Ot
P I L E S
For reliable Clean in# and
L> > e. : * »C-. % . e sead parve s to
^ m us
W « pay return poalaga
Inform ation and prices ®iv«n
upon request
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K N E B « C IT Y D T K W O R K S
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C U T F L O W E R S A F L O R A L Ö C ftiG N S
Clarke B -u# . Florista. II? M ern aon St.
F O U N D R Y A N D M A C H IN E W O R K S
C om a.ere la . l rva WorSA, I lk A M adigon
M A C H I N E |«Y
Send us y su r inquiries for a n y th in « la
Iran or W ood w orking M achinery, L o a fin g ,
so w en ig C ontractor* KquipxuerL U > » ;
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MOLES EA&BSB c JLLKGE
Teaeoto trade ia » » w «
S a m pay while Uarrv-
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W n te fur c e ta k g u «.
L 4 B w r .e ta i t r w . P ert^ ad . Ore.
M O N U M E N T S — C . i s an d Pine Sts
o u o b c h u m a n n G r a n it e A M a r b le W o r k s
PERSONAL
M a r r y i f L o n e l y ; m o s t s u c c e s s fu l ‘ 'Horns
■ M a k e r * h u n d r e d *
r ic h .
c o n f id e n t i a l ,
1 r e lia b le : y e a r s e x p e rie n c e : d e e v r ip t lo n a
1 free.
T h e d u c c e s a f u i C l u b ." M rs. N aan ,
B o x 555, O a k la n d . C a l l f c m « # . _______________
F IS T U L j l F IS S U R E , Itch-
Ing and ail other rectal
conditions except Cancer
perm anently cured w ith
out a surgical operation
M y m ethod of treatm en t , s x*. ' A R Y BEALTY PARLOR
saves the tissue instead of ( W t he«p t h e a p p e a r a n c e o f w o m a n .
destroying It. It Is pain T w e n t y - t w o in c h s w it c h o r tra n a fw r m a -
less. requires no an es- U u t, v a lu e 9? fv . p r ic e 92 4i
iv e to 41$ D e k u m Uldg.
th stic and is perm anent.
T h ere is no confinem ent S H O E R E P A I R I N G IN P O R T L A N D
to bed. no interference __ M odel Shoe H e p a ir , P I W a a h u g t o n I t
with tu s ir e s s or social engagem en ts
I
Lava
H roa.,
A m e r ic a n
S h oem ak ers,
guarantee a cure or w ill refund your fee
C all or write for b oo k let
M ention this 16» 4th £L
paper when writing.
VETERINARIAN—Cattle a Specialty
DR. C. J. D E A N
Second and Morrison Sts.. Portland, Ore.
Dr. Chea, hi. Aciertan, Kenton. 1 ,rC «n i
Wadding Bouquets and Funeral Pitees
L u b lin e r P l o n s t * . S4» M u rr Ison S t
P’ rhap*.
It’s a known tact that eng&r?d
80 they do after
Fndi trew trddsd frm brsrtef ech couples hold hands.
arla Ajela, i •er.Ch¿T7.fsao^ t .oa
i r c a Aar.ew, Qstar* Gr*¿« y lam. marriage, only then the husband is
Planta, haw*trim. BUch-
MrrUa. laeaaa lim arte iipctr-c afraid to let go.— Kzchangs.
Bftubart. PWtoriaf
R ee
▼ha. Bedra Ket ud kkade Trwa.
Canuge^au, Ea^ifi
Surely W ould.
W ASH TN QTCN N U R SE R Y CO
Many a surgeon would be insulted
ToyjMzi.o, ‘Waahiagtoa.
if you called him the village cut-up.
, S a lesm e n e i -r y w tv r a . Alors w anted.
T R E E S *»» S H R U B S
BILLY GOAT WAS ONLY THIRSTY
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Long Imprisonment in Ro.froad Car
Had Nc Serious Effect on
, * h a i ,he ,e:l1" o f ,h« w' " r »•*»•
I broken at the destination. Iwjnfphan.
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iIo„ and when the door was opened
Poplar Bluff. Mo.—And now come* uHt lumped Mr. GoaL spry, but ap-
the "harmless" billy gout displaying j botr0 ' ' ? thirsty.
** me of
unique qunliiKutlons.
He w;»a qnlcklj treated to a drink
Win n a carload of lime was loaded <»f “ M »unioin iNrW,” which bubble*
at C n | hi (Lrurdeau Mr. <»oot, unno- from a spring near A>miphan. and wmb
tired, miule his way Info the car and happy- H b seemed n«>n*» the worn#
wag locked therein. Eight days after, J for his "Yohrtejul fe*L"
MAKE 1,200 MILE FAST AIR FLIGHT
Aviator, Averag, 110 M ils, an Hour
Lieutenant Doolittle and Andrews
in Trip From Sen Antonio to
¡ made only two sio|«* at El Paso and
Sen Diego.
Nogales, to lake on fuel. These con
sumed an hour, so that the actual fly
Kau LHogn, O il.—Lieut J. H. IViolli- ing time wa» alami eleven hour*
t ! * * a n i L. I. Andrews, flying In an army
airplane, made a fast (Ughi here from
Act Natural.
Kan Antonio, l'ex., about 1 .'20U miles
“ Now, folks, muke It real," yelleo
The star; was made at 4 :25 a. tn. Pa i the vehement director; “ show Ignor
ciflr coast time, and the airmen landed ance, art natural—fine— that's It; keep
at Rockwell field at t .05 p. in.
I up the action 1 "
Healthy Pigs on Clover.
Pigs on clover are healthy, and hare
good bone and constitution— points of
Siieclal Importance In breeding stock.
Attsntion Saves Pig*
Raring the pigs Is largely a matter
of personal rare and attention to tha
brood sow and her litter at farrow
ing time and shortly afterward. Dry,
com fortable nests tire Important.
Purebred Sir* an Asset.
A purebrixl sire I» an asset to any
community. A scrub sire Is always a
liability.
Protection far Stock.
- Protect the stock from cold rain*
and high winds.
I
Feeding for Milk.
Good feeding I, necessary for milk
production The Scot« h say “ It Is by
the head that the cow gives rallk."
Water Supply for Cow.
In the summer a cow will require
an »mount o f wst«-r equal to about
three times the amount o f milk pro
duced.
Effsctlv* Fly Spray.
A part each o f pine tar and nico
tine, four parts o f coal oil. and 24
part* o f water make an effective fly
spray for cows.
Greatest Dairy Strangers.
The greatest strangers In the world
are s scrub bull und good results.
volume o f business was transacted
These results are embodied In a Uni
versal Postal convention to which, by
alphabetical right. Germany (L'Alle^
n-.agne) Is the flrnt signatory, and the
United States o t Auiorlca the second.
"B oth America and Germany, In
fact, are entitled to more than alpha
betical precedence In the Universal
Postal union. The success o f a con
.CrulcJng Radlu, of tho Two-Co.it
fervnee called at the Instigation of
•Um p Qrootljr Kxtondod In Laat
the United S t m t » , in Paris, twelve
Faw Yaaro— Haiti and Bar-
year* before tho postal union was
muda Lataat Additlona.
formed, and the operation o f the
Austro-Germ an Postal union, which
Waabi&xton, D. C.—Am erican taro- had functioned effectively since 18S0.
cant auunpa now encirclo tha glob«.
bad a direct bearing upon the o r
“Tha racent addition o i Haiti and ganliatlon which made It possible for
Bermuda to placea whor« two renta a two-cent stamp to carry your w rit
will carry a latter calla attention to ten message to other continents and
tbo vaat extonalon. In tho laat few remote islands o t the oceans.*
y ea n , o f tho 'crulaing radlua o f our
two-cent at a m i*,“ aaya a bulletin from
Ghost With an Ax.
tha Washington, U. C . hoad^uartera
Edmonton, U»n .— t truculent ghost
o f the National Geographic aoclety.
“ With tha tiny red square you may that wields an ax when in a peevish
dlai'atch a letter northward to a point mood has been reported from fo re s t
whero it will bo carried to Ita Jour burg, a nearby coal field town. Accord
The prison ship .Success, perhaps
ney’s ami by a dog »led into torn« tng to K>cal belief, the spok Is the ghost
Kaklrno village; or aouthward acroaa o f a form er mtna owner named Turner. the oldest ship afloat, built to I7WX
the equator toward a mule-back Jour A fter her nusband a death Mrs. Turner left Its mooring at the foot o f Wee«
ney up tbo Andes or a can.>e trip into married again, becoming Mrs. Kdalt. One Hundred and Twenty ninth street.
a « h it * aettlemont among th« T l.rra and this action on her part put the New York the other day and floated
ghost In a particularly bad humor. down tbs river to the Battery, where
del ru eg o native*.
T h e o re tica lly you ara entitled to Mrs. Edall said that the spirit ap ahe docked. This ship ts being used
o*nd a latter with a two-ceut stamp peared In her heme with an ax In its to show New Yorknrs and visitors |ual
aa far north aa Cape Columbia, tha hands and chased her ail over the bow they took care o f prisoners ai
house.
sea tn the old days.
point on Grant I.and which ia sup-
posed to bo Canada’s farthest north,
wore there either poet office or friend
there to receive It. and to the far
south o f I’atagonia ‘ or acroaa tha
Strait o f Magellan to tho Argentine
portion o f Tierra del Fuego.
The
southern limit o f your two-cent cor
respondence does not quite reach Capa
Horn, which belong« to Chile, with
which a two-oeut rate has not been
arranged.
“ East and Weat your two-cent stamp Keep Dose Watch on Women
will reach to New Zealand and
Animals Frozen to Death
Tourists With Gems Travel
Sam oa; and to the L'nited States
Stripped ot Meat by Reds
postal agency at Shanghai. China,
ing in Europe.
and the United State* Naval hospital
Hnsum. Wash.— With no ex
at Yokohama. Japan. Other points in
pense to themselves snd a small
China and Japan require the usual
amount o f squaw labor, mem
foreign rate o f Bv* cent*.
bers o f a Yakima trth* have
Easy ts Ramambar.
•t<x%e«l their lanler with enough
T h e alphabetical Hat o f some sixty
meat to last them until salmon
places where a foreign letter will go Parla-Rivlera Express Favorite Loot
time next autumn. Every ani
ing Ground for International Gangs
at the rate o f t w o cents an ounce or
mal frozen to death In the e x
— All Sorts o f Fakss Aro
fraction th e re o f seema* com plicated.
tensive forest-grazing district on
Proving Lucrative.
But It Isn't hard to remember If you
Mount Adams slope* has been
catalogue It geographically Instead of
stripped by th* tribe o f every
alphabetically. Briefly, you can send a
London.— For a short time after the
bit o f meat. The meat Is dried,
letter anywhere In North America and arm istice most o f the noted detectives
smoked and canned. Bo long as
Central America and to all Important o f Europe believed that the war had
cattle or sheep do not dl* o f
points In the West Indies for two broken up the notorious gangs o f In- ,
disease. Indians use them for
ren ta The twmeent rate appliei to ternatlonal crooks who. through smug
food. The past winter tn the
all South American countries except gling and robbery, bad cleaned up
forest grazing area
waa un
Venezuela and Chile. 1'aruguay and handsomely in the five years preceding
usually severe and herds suf
Uruguay, and Dutch and French hostilities. They thought, also, that
fered heavy loose*
Guiana.
passport
obstacles would
militate
“ In Europe only England. Ireland. against tha forming o f such rings. Hut
Scotland and W ales are included In they are now convinced that the Inter- '
the two-cent zone. All o f Asia re national crook survived even a world ;
sink If the vessel on which they are
quires a flve-cent stamp except the war.
carried Is wracked or It raided by pi
points mentioned shore. The oceanic
Millions o f dollars' worth o f dla-
places within tw o-cen t reach' are New monda and other precious stones are | rate*
An American woman la said to hav*
Zealand (Including ths Cook Islands said to have been stolen by members
aa well aa the British
portion o f the different gangs In the last three ! helped a British courier throw several
sacks overboard when a certain liner
o f Sam oa), Bermuda and Haiti. O f years.
Soms o f the richest hauls
course It Is to be remembered that have been made on express trains be was captured by a German submarine
the two-cent letter rate aa well aa tween Paris and the Riviera and Italy. | In Greek w ater*
Th* record o f robberies on th* fa
other dom estic rates apply to Alaaka. The latest ensatlonal exploit was ths
the Canal Zone, Guam, the Philip rifling o f forty or more mall bags on mous espresse* out o f Paris In th*
pines, Porto Rico, American Samoa, an express out o f Paris which was last few years shows that most o f (hem
were carried one to selz* the Jewels of
and the A m erlcin Virgin Islands.
said, erroneously, to have carried sev
wealthy women Journeying to the
Pott Makes for Peaco.
eral British diplomatic pouches. The
“ Agreement by which more coun foreign office here denies that any south o f France.
The crooks or their stool pigeons
tries gradually are being added to such mall was n the train.
keep careful tabs on all reputedly
the Two-cent list' are reached through
Cars o f Official Mall.
wealthy women traveling during the
the Universal Postal union which
The greatest care is always taken Riviera season. They wntch the s o
Brat met at Berne in 187-4. The oft-
repeated statement that the post office In sending abr ad official m alls Dur ciety announcement* In the daily
is a civilizing agent is realized more ing the war and since official mail press to see when the reputed pos
fully when It Is ffirted that repre sacks have be« a carefully guarded by sessor* o f famous necklaces nr dla
sentatives o f the central powers, the couriers, who never leave the com monda are about to travel, and they
allied countries and the United States partment (always Brat class and easily spot the steeping compartments
met In friendly conference tit Madrid sealed to ordinary passengers) In o f such person*. In a cureless moment
In 1020. As this Was the first meeting w hicta the official mall ts carried. the dowager or the society queen Is
of
her
necklaces
and
o f th* Universal Postal union since These particular mail sacks are por- divested
Several time* lately on
the sessions o f 1006, In Rome, a great out, to let water tn, so that they will brooche*
French espresse* they hav* been held
up st the point o f revolvers while
their Jewels were taken.
Luorative Fake*
The " l n i c ustionili*" are also work
ing fake lotteries ac 1 inks bookiiiak-
! Ing concerns.
Another lucrative pnsllme o f th* In
ternational crook slues ths war hat
1 been ths disposing o f so-called royal
' Jewel* I.' all the Jewel* reported to
have belonged tn th* Ill-fated Russian
| royal family had really belonged to
them they wsuld have had to carry
, (hem about In sultcusc* Nevertheless
a considerable amount o f the Irens-
ures ones possessed by Europe's d<v
, posed roysl fam ilies und (heir hang-
iTS-on have gone onto the market,
und the crooks have mails big hauls la
j smuggling the.n frtm one country to
another.
The American authorities
; discovered some months ago that
crooks were signing on certain Ameri
can mercantile ship» as s?nmen lo try
to smuggle diamonds Into ths United
j States.
; In pre-war days one flourishing
| trade o f the Internationals was card
playing on Atlantic liners. Although
some o f the hlg liners still dlsp'sy ths
“ Beware o f the Card .Sharper»' warn.
Inga In tlielr amoklng-rooms, few hlg
coups by the crooks have been report-
ed since the war. One reason I» th*
stringency o f the American passport
regulations, which have kept at horn*
many European sharpers.
Carries a Letter to Farthest
Points in the New World and
to Distant Lands.
ESKIMO-LAND TO PATAGONIA
The 30 x 3* 4 Goodyear Cross Rib Tire
shown here alongside its companion, the
30 x J ' j Goodyear All-W eather Tread
Clincher, is n conspicuous example of
Goodyear value.
The Goodyear Cross Rib has in it the
same high grade Egyptian cotton fuhne
thut goes into the A ll-W eather Tread
Goodyear.
It has n differently designed but long-
wearing tread, and it sells for considerably
less money.
In the past five years more than 5,000,000
o f these Goodyear Cross Rib Tires have
been sold.
They have everywhere given remarkable
service.
Their fine performance and known value
have convinced thousands o f motorists of
the folly o f buying unknown and unguar
anteed tires o f lower price.
Ask your Goodycnr Service Station Dealer
to explain their advantages.
Crooks Study
Society News
MILLIONS IN JEWELS STOLEN
j
New York P. O. Employees Finger-Printed
THANKFUL FUR
A LITTLE CHILD
O bssrvlng Other Plan*!*.
On (hs moon, as wall as on Mar*.
Ih«-ra are many varied shades and llnla
of color lo be seen; green and blue*,
brown*, yslluws and reddish browns,
as well a* black, white and gray*
A study o f (be color effects produced
by our own vegctatlou and vast teas
when view ed from great elevations
may aid In an Interpretation o f tho
splotches o f color that are easily ob-
serrable on Mara and the moon.
Jews Ars a Nation.
I^Kwely, the term "J e w s" means the
Sem itic nation that was earlier railed
Hebrews, Israelites, or the rhlldren of
Israel; strictly, the term I* applied (o
the people descended from the tribes
of Judah snd Benjamin. The Jews
still remain a distinct people snd re
tain their nationality.
Some One Might Eat It.
Robert was attending a parly ths
other day, and part of tha refresh
ments consisted ot fruit salad. He
does not care for It. and, not wishing
to hurt hit hostess’ feelings, said: “ I
don 't helleva 1 want this salad, but
I'll take It home with me. snd meybe
grandm other o r the dog will eat It."
MU
Mrs. Mcrtz Tells How L Lydia
E. Pinkham’s Veget able
1er
Compound Helped Her
Kulztown. Pa. -*'1 wish every woman
who wanls children would try Lydia K.
I'mkham's Vegeta-
tnhlo Compound It
has done eo much for
My baby is si-
moat s rear old now
picl
and Is the » picture
of
health. S im walked
s t eleven months and
la trying to us* her
little tongue. S h e
can say »«m e worth
real nice. 1 am send
ing you her picture.
__________________ I shall he thankful
s* long x* I live that I found s u ck s won
..
.. M r*
-
derful medicine for my troubles.
M krtz
C haki .KS A. M
rsr . Kutstown. P *
Many c s « I o f chibllesanese sr* curs-
_
^ b l c ». Perhs
Perhaps I your
yours may _ be.
Why be
discouraged
until
given Lydia
aged un
“ you have • E'*
E Pinkksm's
k ham's Vegetable Compound S
faithful trial?
Spoken snd written recommendations
from thousands o f women who have
found health snd hsppinesa from its use
have com e to us. W e only tell you what
they say snd what they believe.
W o believe that Lydia K. Plnxnsm s
Vegetable Compound is so well adapted
to the c-nditibna which might cause
your trouble that g i - d will com e U> you
Gy ita use.
Merit Is the foundation o f I.ydla E.
Pinkhsm 'sVegetableCom pound. Ithoa
behind it a record o f nearly fifty ; I
Starvation on Sunday.
The m edical correspondent o f a
prom inent London paper attributes
much o f tbe Illness o f tbe w orld to the
custom o f bearly eating on Sunday,
the day un which hinst o f us take the
Normandy Seaweed.
least exercise. He advocates Suudsy
The Normandy farms near ths roast
as a day o f absttnencs and says we
are rich and fertile. They are well
would all be better for It.
tilled and fed with the seaweed that
la cast up on tha shore. Oreat certs,
Wind W aits Not on Reason.
drawn by sturdy Normandy horsea,
One thing tbe good l<ord may do o c pans and rrpaaa with their loads o f
casionally, but certainly does not do seaweed, which makes a splendid
very often, Is to com bine In one of dressing for the farms.
Ills creatures a brain o f the highest
quality and a voice o f great carrying
W ashington's Popularity.
newer.—Ohio State Journal.
It would have surprised General
W ashington, had he known how fu
Han to Be W ise.
ture generations were to prize even his
“ Solom on.” says Uncle Khen, "w as smallest possession
A china plate
s w ise man. lie had to be In order to which he uaed, sod which was later
have so many dom estic com plications In the collection o f President Andrew
an’ keep out'n de dlvohce coh t."
Jackson, recently sold (or f>10 s t an
auction In New York city.
W orthy of All Honor.
Really Something of a Mystery.
A tool Is but tho extension o f a
man's hand, and a machine Is but s
'Law yers,” said Uncle Ebon, "m os'ly
com plex tool. And ho that Invents a ark* so unpleasant rroas-azamlnln'
machine, augments the pow er and the folks tint 1 can't see bow so uisny of
well-being of mankind.— H enry Ward 'em (Its popular enough to be electod
Beecher.
to o ffice s."
Ant's Grip Is Businesslike.
Spirit That Makes for Victory.
The small African warrior snt will
A handful nf plno-sced will rover
permit his body to bo torn from his mountain* with the m ajesty o f green
head before he will lot go tbe hold of forests, und so I too will set my face
bis mandibles.
to tho wind and throw my handful o f
seed on hlKh.--Ftona M iclood.
Daily Thought.
Truth Is as Impossible to bo soiled
No Hard Feelings.
,
by any outwnrd touch as the sunbeam.
Iilngr— "W h ere's the ch a n ge?" W'alt-
— Milton.
e f —"D ur nln't no ch a n ge; tint's null
tip "
Diner—"B u t I didn’t fell you
Proof That It Was Living.
to have It." W alter—"Oh. dat a all
Prom a story— "T h o living room fair
right, boss.
Ah's forgetful mahself
ly leaped through the d oor to greet
som etim es.”— Boston Transcript.
you.”
FREE ADVICE -
In the Investigation o f n recent big post office robbery In New York every
employee there was “ finger printed," and It wns found that a good many of
them bad police record* Those men were discharged. I'oalmaster E W.
Morgan Is here seen having bis finger prints tuken.
A Souvenir.
The Boston Transcript recently n
Raise Trass for Mints.
On How lo Mah« a Surcsw* of thm K«al Fatal*
A Routh African mining corpora ■Mliwa. rarllrulara. Macdonald Oougoratlv« across this In n story : “ Rhs held o
tion has planted 2 .V) acres o f trees to lUaUy Company, Ran THogo. California.
her hnnd and the young man took
supply tbs demand for pillars for Ita
and departed.”
underground operation*.
MAY HAVE TO WEAR A BARREL
"Twentieth century Adam he I* not s
beauty.”
North
Thoughts A fter Forty.
My mind la like an old hors*. It
will go If It knows 11,1* going to get
a flogging, but It will loaf If it gets s
chance.— Louisville Courler-JournsL
Carolina Prisoner Sands
Only Pair of Trousers to
His Relatives.
His
Kinston. N. C.—Claude Bush, who
sent his only pair o f trousers home
to his people In Elizabeth City after
h* had been sentenced to live year*
In stats'* prison f>>r highway robbery,
remains In his negligee. Jailer Torn
Conway, who declared Buah meat hla
“ duda" away to “ Inconvenience the
stats,” says the prisoner will contlnn*
to wear Just what ha has on. which
is “ nothing to brag shoot,” until he
starts fo r Raleigh a few days hence.
Then he will wear the cheapest pair
nf Jumper- Conway can find.
"H e
j hasn't got on as much ss an artist's
j model wonld wear st s Greenwich Vil
j las* hall." said 'ionw ay, and as *
Thss* L ist' ting D ay*
Ths Still Small Volte— Funny they
don't seem to listen In deep enough to
hear ms.
R e d G ro s s
I
1
Old and Gray.
A woman snd her nlec* wer* stand
lug st Ihn brink o f the Grand canyon
to n a titiI In .vary department n4 hnuae.
Finally the woman spoke, "D o yot
kaepine- Equally tood lav low. •- -.hie
linee,.beau and pdhnr cues.
know, my dear." she said ”1 think th<
canyon Is beginning to show Its age
Art fn
I? E M T & f f L , It's lots dirtier than when I was hen
Is the biggest, moot I p.rf.ct|y
perfectly .quipped
aq nippe. six years n go?"
Rualnsna Training H t . bool In th.
tbe North
wool. Fit vetrrs.lf for s higher position
with mor. money. I’.rm eoeat positions
A fter a nmn has once succeeded h
assured our Urmdustas.
pJjVHteifor catalog-Fourth and Turn hill. si way* gets n lot o f pleasure recall
Ing tho straggles and failures he b s
P. N. U.
been through.
No. 2«. 1922
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