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Dry Goods, Clothing, Shoes, Ladies' Suits, Coats,
Skirts, Gloves, Hosiery, Corsets, Underwear,
Trunks and Suit Cases - -
.Students Will Receive the Very Best Treatment at Our Store
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THE STUDENTS' PHOTOGRAPHER
Always the Latest Effects in Mounts and Lighting. Special Rates
to Chemawa Students.
TRY HIM Court and Commercial Sts,, Over CHicag'o Store,
LIGHTER VEIN
Hiram "Was your house damaged
by that there cyclone?"
Tke "Dnnno. I hain't found it yit."
Mis. De Smythe "Tommy, do you
want some nice plum jam?"
I ommy "Yes, mother."
"I wa going to give you some to put
on your bread, but I've lost the key to
the pantry."
"You don't need the kev, mother, I
can reach down through the window and
open the door from the inside."
"That's what I wanted to know. Now
just wait till your father comes home."
Young Surgeon (in hospital just after
having removed patient's leg) "Does
the operation meet your approval, Doc
tor?" Head Surgeon "Very well done, ex
cept for a slight mistake."
Young Surgeon "What's the mat
ter?'' Head Surgeon "You've amputated
the wr-uig leg " Illustrated Bits.