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"I wouldn't cry that way if I were
you," said a lady to little Alice.
"Well," said Alice, "you can cry any
way you want to, but this is my wav."
Ex.
Teacher: "Shames, vy vere you so
lade today?"
Shames: '"I could nodt helh id."
Teacher: "Vy nodt?"
Shames: "Veil, I dreamed dot I vos
roonin', und roonin', when all at, vonce
mine brudder voke .me up, und where
you dinks I vos?"
Teacher: "Vere?"
Shames: "Vy, in ped; und I shleept a
leedle more, 'cos I vos dired roonin'
such grade vays."
Twixt the optimist and the pessimist
The difference is quite droll,
The optimist sees the dough-nut,
The pessimist the hole. Ex.
Irate Parent: "Am I to understand
that there is some idiotic affair between
you and that impecunious upstart, Lord
Blares?"
Daughter (sweetly): "Only you Dad."
Ex.