.1. L. Stockton
Dry Goods, Clothing, Shoes, Ladies' Suits, Coats,
Skirts, Gloves, Hosiery, Corsets, Underwear,
Trunks and Suit Cases
.Students Will Receive the Very Best Treatment at Our Store
- Com roni$e
THE STUDENTS' PHOTOGRAPHER
Always the Latest Effects in Mounts and Lighting. Special Rates
to Chemawa Students.
TRY HIM Court and Commercial Sts., Over Chicago Store.
LIGHTER VFIN.
John Knott, of Sheffield England:
Here lies a man that was Knott horn,
I lis father was Knott before him,
He lived Knott and did Knott die.
Vet underneath this tone doth lie.
Wife. "Yon shouldn't kick about the
poor quality of biscuits I make."
'Husband. "Why not?"
Wife. "Because I never kick about
the small quantity of dough you make."
Captain. "All is lost! We cannot save
the ship!"
Moses. "Do you hear what he says,
Ikey, the hip is going to sink!"
Ikey. "Veil, let it sink. Vat do ve
care, ve don't own it.
Mother "Tommy, what's your little
brother crying about?"
Tommy "Cause I'm eatin' my cake
an' won't give him any."
Mother "Is his own cake finished?"
Tommy "Yes'm; an' he cried while I
was ea'in' that, too."