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IN LIGHTER VEIN
A southern colonel had a colored
valet by the name of George, George
received nearly all of the colonel's cast
off clothing, He had his eyes on a cer
tain pair of light trousers which were
not wearing out fast enough to suit him,
bo he thought he would hasten matters
somewhat by rubbing grease on one
knee, When the colonel saw the spot
he called George and asked if he had
noticed it. George said, "Yes sah, col
onel, I noticed dat spot and tried migh
ty hard to get it out, but couldn't."
"Have you tried gasoline?" the col
onel asked.
"Yes sah, colonel, but it didn't do no
good."
"Have you tried brown paper and hot .
iron?"
"Yes, sah, colonel, I'se done tried
'mos everything I knows of, but dat
spot wouldn't come out."
"Well, George, have you tried am
monia?" the colonel asked as a last
report.
"No, sah, colonel, I ain't tried 'em on
yet, but I knws dey'll fit. "Every
body's Magazine.
A Mississippi official tells of a colored
citizen of that state who gave a justice
of the peace a big fat possum as a wed
ding fee.
A year after the justice' on meeting
the darkey asked:
"Joe, how do you like married life?".
"Well sah," answered Joe ruefully,
"all I. kin-say is I wish I'd eat dat
possum." Ex.
Hettie Harry is a man always to be
trusted He has never deceived me.
Clara But how do you know that?
HettieKnow it? Why he told me so
himself only last evening. Boston
Transcript.
Mrs. Hayrix What be yore son doin'
tew th' city?
Mrs. Meadowgrass He's studyin' fer
a doctor,
Mrs, Hayrix The idee! Is th' doe
tor tew lazy tew study fer hisRelf?Ex,
Caller Poets, I suppose, have their
off days, the same as other people,
Wrymer, with visible irritation-They
do, sir. This is one of mine. I am trying
to do a poem in Russian dialect. Chi
cago Tribune. n