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IN LIGHTER VEIN
Miss Fluff girl-Miss Newthought has
gone the limit with her vegetarianism!
Miss Furbelow-Why, what is "her
latest?
Miss Fluffgirl-She actually refuses to
wear anything but raw silk gowns now.
New York Press.
"Come Where My Love, Lies Dream
ing," with illustrated cover.
"Trust Her Not," for 50 cents.
"I Would Not Live Alway," without
accompaniment.
"See, The Conquering Hero Comes,"
with full orchestra.
"There Was a Little Fisher Maiden,"
in three parts.
"The Tale of a Swordfish," with
many scales.
"Home Sweet Home," in A flat. Ex.
Wife Have you any secrets you keep
from me, dearest?
Husband-None, darling. -
Wife-Then I am determined I will
have none from you, either.
Husband-Have vou secrets, then?
Wife-Only one, and I am resolved to
make a clean breast of it.
Husband (hoarsely) Goon!
:W HeFor several days I have had a
secret a secret longing for a new dress,
with hat to match, for my birthday.
That fetched him. Ta tier.
Do you know that the Roman mor
tar was harder than the stones which
it held together? It is a remarkable
thing that we do not know how to
make motar like that now. And what
an eye those old Romans had for po
sition! It is a pity that some historical
writer doesn't write a romance with
Julius Caesar as the central figure.
Shakespeare seems to be the only au
thor who has done anythingiQi . that
sort really well.: London Captain.
"So, your boy Hiram went up to
Chicago to get a job as street car con
ductor?" interrogated Mrs. Hardapple,
a she came over to borrow some eggs.
"Yes, indeed," replied Mrs. Crawfoot
from the churn, "but he writes that they
put him to work in the barn." Ex.
"When I saw him last he was getting
to be a regular grouch. He imagined
everybody disliked him."
"Oh, all that's changed."
"Yes?"
"Yes, he knows .it now."--Philadel-phia
Press.