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"Deah me, 'Miss Mahala, who's' lie
swell gemraan wot . den' tuk yo' out
walkin?" t . . , ' " ; : '
"Datgemman? . He's de one what Js
financed tuk me, Mistah Johnsing."
Baltimore American. , Y
Boyce Is he such a fishing erant?
Joycf Yes, he has gone to live on a
house boat, so that he. can . fish without
.leaving home'. .Ex. ' '
Wandering over ah old cemetery re- '
cently a young man came across a large
stone inscribed: 1 .
"Turn me "over." '' -l
After much difficulty he succeeded in
turning it oyer, and found on the other
side of the stone the 'words:
uNow turn -me. back again so that I
can catch some other idiot." Ex..
"Which is the cow that gives the but
termilk?" innocently asked the young
lady from the city, who was inspecting
the herd with a critical eye.
"Don't make yourself ridiculous," said
the young lady who had been in the
country before and knew a thing or two.
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Journal. . ' " .
- '"It's funny," said the. long-winded bore,
-"but nobody, ever seems glad to see me."
"Well, 'and 'have you never found out
-the 'cause! of 'your unpopularity?"
"No. I carlt see.!' ,
"That's etrarige? for .it's right under
your very nose.'1 Philadelphia Press.
' Men are possessed of !two great , fears:
That they will become old, and that
they will never. live, to be old. Ex.
The Barber Your hair is coming out
on top, sir. .
The Crank Good! I knew it was in
me. Now, for goodness sake, don't talk
to it or it will crawl back again. Phil
adelphia Press.
. A brother editor down east thinks
that if some kind of a game could be
played with lawn mowers it wouldn't be
so irksome to push them along.
Jones "What is the difference be
tween sight and vision?"
Brown "Do you see those two girls
across the street? Well, the pretty one
is a vision; the other is a sight."