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IN LIGHTER VEIN
"There was one good thing about
Adam and Eve."
"What was that?"
"When they were in Eden they did
not send out any souvenir postals."- Ex.
He Then I am to understand that
you absolutely reject my offer?
She There is really nothing else
for it.
He Wei, I think it very selfish of
you. Here, I've actually gone and pur
chased a guide for our honeymoon. Ex.
Customer (at dairy lunch counter)
You have to pay . out a good deal of
money for the ginger you use do you not?
Proprietjr Ginger? Why, no; ginger
is cheap.
Customer Then why don't you feed
some of it to your waiterb? Ex.
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(irmly.
"W-why do you say that, Maria?" ask
ed Mr. Stubb, nervously.,
"Why, you told me that you were not
afraid of anvthing that walked in shoe
leather, and I just saw you jump at the
sound of a mouse."
"Well er Maria, mice don't wear
shoe leather." Ex.
Tombstone Dealer (venturing to offer
a suggestion)- "Entered Into Rest"
would be a suitable motto, perhaps to
fill that blank space.
Widow That wouldn't do at all. I
guess you didn't know him. Wherever
Jerry is, he's hustling around lively. Ex
A man had just arrived at a Massa
chusetts summer resort. In the after
noon he was sitting on the veranda
when a handsome young woman and her
six-year-old son came out. The little
fehow at once made friends with the
la. est arrival.
"What is your .name?" he asked.
Then, when this information had been
given, he added: "Are you married?"
"I am not married," responded the
man with a smile
At this the child paused a moment
and turning to his mother said:
"What else was it, mamma, you want
ed me to ask him?" Harpers.