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Occasionally the wisest owl hoots at
the wrong time.
Saucee I saw a man in a window
making faces today.
Syrnple What was he doing that
for? ' '
Saucee -For a couple of clocks. He
is a jeweler. London Fun.
"I have something novel in the way
of a melodrama."
"State your case."
"The blacksmith is a rascal, while
the banker is as honest as the day is
long!" Louisville Courier-Journal.
"Do you believe in ghosts?" asked
the man who resents all superstition.
"No, suh," answered 'Erastus Pink
iey. "An' all I's hopin' is dat dem
ghosVs will lemme stay dat ' way 'stid
o' comin' aroun' try in' to convince me."
Washington Star.
Happy is the man who does all the
good he. talks of. Italian Proverb.
Applicant No, ma'am; 1 couldnt
work in a bouse where there were chil
dren. Mrs. Keephouse But we adver
tised for a girl who understood chil
dren. Applicant T do understand 'em,
ma'am. That's why I won't work
where they are. Illustrated Bits.
One of our neighbor exchanges re
marks that the trouble with co-education
is that there is too much co-ed and not
enough education. Ex.
"Are you waiting for me, dear?" she
said, coming down stairs at last, fixing
her hat,
"Waiting?" exclaimed the impatient
man. uNTo; not waiting---sojourning"
Yonkers Statesman.
Hicks- I see your cold is better this
morning.
Wicks Yes, and I believe I've dis
covered a sure remedy Ior colds.
Hicks What is it?
Wicks A collar button. I swallow
ed one last night in mistake for a
quinine pill. The Catholic Standard
and Times.
Two Jews were shipwrecked and after
drifting several days in a small boat
Gold bery said, "Look, look, Levi, I see a
sail." Levi said, "Vats the use? We have
no samples." Ex.