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IN LIGHTER VEIN
A Tuckahoe resident who was going
home one night after a festivity happen
ed to stumhle into a tree with an iron
grating around it. After feeling his
way about it twice, he sank to the
ground with a moan, "Horrors!" he
said, "locked in!"-Ex'
Mistress "Jane, I saw the milkman
kiss you this morning.: In the future I
shall bring in the milk." ,
Jane " 'Twouldn't be no use, mum.
He's promised never to kiss anybody
but me." Ex.
"When I started in life I had to
walk."
" You were lucky; when I started, I
couldn't walk." Ex.
Mick to'his wife at the theatre: "Fly
for your life, Bridget. The man says
the next act will bring down the house."
-Ex.
Foreman (at the door) "Did your
husband hov a new suit of clothes on
this mornin', Mrs. O'Mailey?"
Mrs. O'Mailey "He did?'
Foreman "They're rooned entirely.':
Mrs. O'M. "How did it happen?"
Foreman "He was blown up by a
charge of dinnymite." Ex.
A friend of a man who had absconded
was asked why he left. He replied, "I
apprehend he was apprehensive, of being
apprehended." Ex.
"Sir, there is really no end to your
wit."
"Heaven forbid that 1 shall ever beat
my wit's end." Ex.
Some land-in Ireland is so poor one
cannot raise a disturbance upon it. Ex.
"Say. papa, this is roast beef!" ex
claimed little Archie at dinner, when
Mr. Chumleigh was present as guest of
honor.
"Of course," said his father, "what of
it?"
"Why you said this morning you were
going to bring a mutton head home to
dinner this evening." Ex.
A lawyer placed on his door, "In from
10 to 1."
A wag wrote beneath it "10 to 1 he's
not in." Ex.
"What makes such a bad. odor in the
postoffice?"
"I don't know, unless it's the dead
letters."