Weekly Chemawa American. (Chemawa, Or.) 189?-198?, May 01, 1908, Image 10

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find it to his advantage to place an ad.
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all read their home paper before purchasing.
' Dealer in
FRESH SALT AND SMOKED
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Salem's ity market
Phone No. 291
108 State St.
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Salem's Biggest, Candy Store
The place where everybody is welcome.
Our candy is made right, tastes right
looks right and sells for the right price.
When you miss the car come down to
our place where it is nice and warm to
wait don't stand out in the rain!
440 State St.
IN LIGHTER VEIN
"Did you ever see a sheep chop
wood?"
"No,; but I've seen a lamb chop." Ex.
He I think that I have the pleasure
of the next dance?
She You do.
Now, what did she mean by that?
Harvard Lampoon.
Uncle You seem to be living very
comfortably here, my boy, but are you
saving any money ?
. Nephew (whispering) Yes; but for
goodness sake, don't tell my -wife. Ex.
Along the street she passed so neat,
So pretty, charming and so sweet,
A mere slip of a girl.
To see this girl was quite a treat,
But a banana peel disturbed her feet
"Twas a mere slip of a girl. Ex.