Weekly Chemawa American. (Chemawa, Or.) 189?-198?, April 03, 1908, Image 11

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    How's your shirt
If it doesn't fit right, it's because it isn't
F made right. Try the "Summitt" shirts at
I Barnes' gasb Store
f and end your shirt troubles
I We undersell regular stores.
NOTICE! WHEN Y0U 60 T0
rover's tudio
Ask For The Student's
Special Offer CouponBgi'
ATTENTION!
The, wise Salem business man will
find it to his advantage to place an ad.
in The American. Chemawa students
all read their home paper before pur
chasing. :
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Dealer in
FRESH SALT AND ' SMOKED
MEATS
Salem's City market
Phdne No. 291 - - - - - 108 State St.
Zinn's
Salem's Biggest Candy Store
The place where everybody is welcome.
Our candy is made right, tastes right
looks right and sells for the right price.
When you miss the car come down to
our place where it is nice and warm to
wait don't stand out in the rain!
440 State St.
IN LIGHTER VEIN
We are becoming- not only a nation
of shopkeepers, but a nation of clerks.
Every young man wishes to be a clerk,
every young woman a typewriter. The
profession is frightfully overcrowded
and frightfully underpaid. We have
neither servants nor laborers, only an
army of black-coated paupers. London
Graphic.
The boy stood on the railroad track,
He heard the engine squeal;
The fireman stepped out of the cab
And scraped him off the wheel. Ex.
Johnnie Grandpa, will you make a
noise like a frog?
Grandpa What for, my boy?
Johnnie Why, pa says we'll get ten
thousand when you croak. Ex.