THE CHEMAWA AMERICAN
9
GXCRHTIGGS
The Colvmbiad is an unusually fine pa
per, but we were unable to find the locals.
You can be more interesting if you have
some personals.
We found the Christmas number of
the Messenger was very appropriate as
well as interesting. '
Say, Pharos, don't you think it would
be better to separate your advertisements
from your reading matter?
The Red and White is deserving of
much praise on their Christmas number.
The Knd'ik from Eau Claire, Wis.,
comes a long distance, but it reaches us
tffcimpaired, both mentally and phy
sically. We are always glad to wel
come you.
She (sentimentally) How like-4ife
are the waves of the sea!
He You bet! Come to the shore in
great style and go away broke. Ex.
Little Boy "What is inertia, pa V
Papa "If I have it. it's pure laziness
hut if your mother has it it's nervous
prostration. Ex.
Getting a Confession.
Just as a certain Sunday school of the
town was about to be dismissed the other
day a little girl with roguish eyes sat
up in her seat of the back row and took
notice:
"Teacher, "said she with the gravest
expression, 'which is right, " is a fool,
or 'I are a fool'?" 0.
Teacher looked both grieved and sur
prised and replied on the instant. " 'I
am a fool' is right my dear!"
Whereupon the whole school passed
from titters to the loudest of unrestrained
merriment. Journal.
FOR SALE A new Rambler or Na
tional bicycle for either lady or gentle
man; reasonable. Inquire at American
office.
' TOM CRONISE'S STUDIO
It would be well for all those who de
sire a good photograph of themselves to
visit the art gallery of Tom Cronise and
have themselves, photographed. His
pictures are admired : by all who have
viewed them, and his prices arc exceed
ingly liberal considering the excellence
of his work. v-
KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN
Watch our space for specials. We have
enlarged our quarters and are now able
to furnish you with good goods in No
tions, China, Raffias, Burnt Wood and
Leather. Outfits for burnt work and
needle points. The Variety Store, 92-94
Court street. Annora Welch, Prop.
WE ALL HAVE
Watched Tacc ma Grow
now
Watch the Taylor's Famous
Made Candies Go.
Remember Boys
That we are the only people in
Salem carrying ajull and complete
line of men's strictly Up-to-date
Goods, in anything you want.
The Toggery
L. R. Steelhammer D. R. Yantis
167 Commercial St. Salem.