THE CHE MAW A AMERICAN.
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Father (trying to read) What's
that terrible racket in the hall? Moth
erOne of the children just fell down
the stairs. FatherWell, yon tell
the children if they can't fall down
stairs quietly they'll have to stop it.
Chicago Daily News.
"May," said Mrs. Upjohn to her
youngest, "you shock me with your
rude behavior. You are a perfect
tomboy. Why can't you be like your
little playmate; Lelia Green ? She is
gentle, soft voiced, well behaved and
always kdy-like." "Yes," said May,
'but so's her mother." Ex.
When Tolstoi was preparing to
write "Resurrection" he frequented
the criminal courts of Moscow and St.
Petersburg. He tells in a letter to an
American friend how a bigamist ap
peared one day before a Moscow judge.
This man had married seven wives in
three years. This he himself admit
ted. "Why on earth," the judge asked,
"did you want to marry so many
times?"
"In order, sir," he replied, ' to find
a good one, if possible." New York
Tribune.
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