The Oregon weekly., January 14, 1901, Image 3

’Twas a Pie Dr<am, a Pie Dream.
I th o’t one morn,
One lovely morn,
One morn full o f desire.
I ’d skip a class,
A Latin class,
A class chuck full o f ire.
I was strolling in the m eadows
A th o’t o f depth I ’d scoff
W hen—O ye sainted bottles—
There stood that Latin Prop.
I th o ’t I had a “pony”
A “p ony” dark and browu,
A "pony” m ighty frisky,
For Anabasis, and sound.
One day I tore a le a f out
And stuck it in my book
And went a tearing up to class
To win by any hook.
But when the class was over
I saw a girl so fair,
A girl with sm iling I f s and eyes.
A girl with golden hair.
I made a dash to catch her
And win her by a look
Left on the seat behind me
That thrice accursed book.
I th o ’t one night,
One starless night.
One night without a n oon,
I w as pruning up the grape vines
And filled my p ckets soon.
When I felt a grasp upon me
A grasp that made me reel,
A grasp with no relaxing,
A grasp o f wroughtest steel.
Then a bright tight broke upon rue
And I heaved a happy sigh
For that night be*ore I weut to bed
I had eaten a whole mince pie
P earl L
All-American Eleven.
T he New Y ork Sun has selected th e
follow ing two all-A m erican , football
team s:
F irst eleven—Ends, H allow ell of H a r­
vard, C am pbell of H arvard; tackles,
Bloomer of Yale, S tillm an of Yale;
guards, Brown of Yale, H are of P e n n ­
sylvania; cen ter, W right of Columbia;
q u a rte rb ac k , Daly of H arvard; halfbacks,
M orley of Columbia, W eekes of C olum ­
bia; fullback, H ale of Yale.
Second elev en —E nds, Coy of Yale,
Sm ith of W est Point; tackles, W allace of
Pennsylvania, Lawrence of H arvard;
guards, Sheldon of Yale, Teas of P e n n ­
sylvania; center, Sargent of H arvard;
q u arterback F incke of Yale; halfbacks,
Chadw ick of Y ale, Sawin of H arvard:
fullback, M cCracken o f Pennsylvania.
T his selection gives Yale four m en on
each eleven. H arvard three on each team ,
Pennsylvania one on th e first and two on
th e second Colum bia th ree on th e first
and W est P oint one on the second.
Brains^and Football.
New York Tribune.
Surprises, then, are the order of th e
day, and the m ore we have of them at
football the m errier. A nother chief
point to note is the satisfactory, th e
norm al level on which the sport is now
settled. Football is no longer th e
gladitorial com bat of a few years ago. It
is now a robust Am erican gam e, where
brain is m ore than braw n, and skill a
b e tter th in g than brute muscle.
Football
for 1901
Yale, G ould.
H arvard, Campbell.
Pennsylvania, W allace.
Princeton Pell (re-elected.)
Colum bia, M orley.
Cornell, W arner.
California, Sm ith.
Stanford, Fisher.
F irst Dorm itory S tu d e n t—“ I would as
soon eat saw-dust as th a t stuff."
Second D. S.—“ W ell, isn ’t saw-dust
fine board?’’
Ross Plum m er, dealer in cabbages and
tom atoes, Room 15, D orm itory.
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