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conditions arising from pregnancy,
medical observation, tuberculosis,
quarantinable diseases and all condi
tions excluded specifically by the
general exclusions of theCSEA health
plan.
^ ¿ -T h e California State Employe
August 1950 Issue.
Gobbledegook
J. D. Strickland, Cal-Aero In stitu ^
registrar, has advanced his own in
terpretations of a number of Govern
ment terms.
Program — Any assignment that
can’t be completed by one p h o n e ^ ffl
Channels—The trail left by an in
ter-office memo.
Expedite — Confound confusion
with commotion.
Expediter — One who does same
while riding on fast trains ancWstay-
ing at good hotels. .
Efficiency expert — A guy who
trains expediters.. H
Coordinator — A g u y ^ h o has a
desk between tw<? expediters.
Liai® i officer — A person who
talks well and listens better but has
no authority to make a ¿definite state
ment.
Criteria—Measures which the other
guy uses to underestimate what you
already have overestimated.
Incentive program — A scheme to
tittillate a submerged urge.
Activate — To make carbons and
add name to the memorandum.
Under consideration—Never heard
of.
Under active „^^W ^ration — We
are looking in the files for it.
In trS sm itt^S ^V e’re sending it to
you because we’re tired of holding
the bag.
Conference—A place where con
versation is substituteÿforBg^ drear-
iness of labor and the loneliness of
thoughUH
Modification of policy—A Complete
reversal which nobody admits.
Spell out—Break big hunfeof gob
bledegook into little hunks pfc.|oble-
deSok.
(Continued on Pag^27-)B
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