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THE MORNING-AFTER WIFE
SPEAKING
S IB d morning, my bright international
I ¿mate, I
My outstanding genius in the prob-
I lemsl-of state,
I trust M is clear in that wonderful
mind,
Which last night remodeled the whole
of mankind./
Your handling of Russia, the Ruhr,
Palestine,
And China and Greece; it was master
ly,. fine!
You’re sure to be named^as “The Main
<;of the Year.”
Here’s four or five aspirins— swallow
th ^ ^ m e a r ;"
Awake^mw fine songster! It’s w ellfe>||
toward noon,
A ll morning I’ve waited, just hoping
f ¿¿you’d' croon,
A measure from
or “Deep
RoM ' SejjS’r S
Which last night you sang until half
after three.
You yzakened B|lae| neighbors, you2
tripped on the ¿mat
And one of your props was your
hostess’s hat.
I’m sure she w ilP jlimiT you again for
tonight—
The life of", the party, whenever you’re
^ O ght.
Arise, m v^sv^K P^ S o B S iV S B B B B B l
don’t skid, I
Arise and cf lB B er the things that you
did.
The uprooted garden, the splintered
gara^ M
It sounded just like an old-fashioned
barrage. I
Go see y°nr hostess— and carry a
ch^^^B
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f iV lir Q
I th in k if you sign it just “P a in in the
Neck”
The’ ' bank w ill OK it— it would have
to b e you—
The clown that went beserk “twixt
dawn' and the dew.”
So drink up that seltzer, you c h a t t e l
-ing drone,
It’s said to be good for a splintering
dome.
I wish I were Sandow; how far would
I throw you I
For the next thirty days please pre
tend I don’t know you. I
My. juvenile Jackass, my dim-witted
Duffer,
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